Doomsday Strikes Back

Pang Ni said, "I think these two sharp ribs combined together are no different from a javelin! Look at how sharp the heads of the ribs are! If you accidentally puncture the body of the second master, it will be like a balloon."

!Little Beauty Beast, do you want to dress up Mr. Guan and have a barbecue party? That would be perfect! It hasn’t been so lively for a long time! Hehe! But if Mr. Guan, who is like a balloon, has a barbecue, he will really

It’s too thin! It’s not enough to fit between my teeth! I’m just afraid I won’t be able to eat enough!”

Warden Asi said, "Eat! Eat! You know how to eat! In addition to eating, can you do other things! I am speechless to Pang Ni! You really should lose weight! Look at me, this tree demon

You are almost exhausted in prison! I am almost at the end of my rope! You are looking at these beautiful beasts, do you want to have their devilish figures?"

Pang Ni said, "Of course I do, that's something I've never dreamed of!"

Warden Asi said, "Then you..."

Pang Ni said, "How about that?"

Warden Asi said, "Then you won't eat or drink! I guarantee you'll lose weight within a month!"

Pang Ni said, "That's what you're saying, how can it be so easy to lose weight! Besides! I'd better be myself now, isn't it good? What's more, I can't control my own mouth! I feel good about myself now

That's good! If you really don't let me eat, then I'm really sorry for my own stomach! If you really don't let me eat! I guess you might as well let me die! Don't you feel the smell of hunger?

Got it."

The little beauty beast said, "Are you Moji (which means nagging in Zaozhuang)? Warden Asi, don't you feel tired when I stand on your shoulders?"

Warden Asi said, "If you don't tell me, I really forgot! I really feel some pain in my shoulder! Little Beauty Beast! I was discussing with Pang Ni just now, you tied two sharp ribs together."

It’s really inappropriate!”

The little beauty beast said, "That's wrong! What's wrong! Are you an idiot! How can you know if you don't try? How can you know if it works or not if you don't try? You've lived so long! You don't know the theory?"

It lies in practice! Practice lies in true knowledge!”

Warden Asi said, "Then... what if you accidentally shoot Mr. Guan to death! A thousand arrows pierce his heart! Then his life will be over! Look at it, it's like a balloon."

Second Master Guan was frightened when he saw your javelin made of sharp ribs! Second Master Guan is shaking his head in fear now! I don’t think this method will work, absolutely not!"

The little beauty beast said, "Huh! If it doesn't work, it won't work! Then I won't use this method!"

I saw the little beautiful beast naughtily poking Mr. Guan like a balloon with the arrow in his ribs, which made Mr. Guan shed tears in pain.

The little beauty beast said, "Warden Assi, what should I do? Is there any other way? Anyway, I have thought of all the ways I should think of! I have no other way! All my ideas have been exhausted!"

Warden Asi said, "Our main solution now is to find something that we can catch! After we catch it, we can pull down Mr. Guan and let him land safely!"

The little beauty beast said, "This method is good, but where can I find something so high? You have rejected all my methods! Hey! Who is crying, what are you crying for..."

Warden Asi and Little Beauty Beast went to the crying scene at the same time. They saw Pang Ni squatting on the ground and crying non-stop. Little Beauty Beast said, "Pang Ni was not well just now. Why are you acting like a child?"

I started crying! I didn’t even cry, Pang Ni is already so old! She’s still crying, I don’t know if Pang Ni is ashamed or not!”

Warden Asi walked up to Pang Ni and said, "Pang Ni, why are you crying? Who has provoked you again! Tell me, I will vent my anger on you! Stand up quickly!"

But Pang Ni refused to stand up, so Warden Asi said, "What's wrong with you? Why are you so fat-headed (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means this person doesn't listen to persuasion)! Get up quickly!"

Seeing Pang Ni crying even harder, Warden Asi winked at the little beautiful beast and said, "It seems I can't persuade you! I really don't understand a woman's mind! What a needle in a woman's heart!"

You go comfort Panni and ask him what happened! Who made her cry?"

The little beauty beast said, "I...I...I'm afraid I can't do it! Can I do it?"

Warden Asi said, "Whatever, three-seven-twenty-one, four-seven-twenty-eight, just go and try it! Maybe it will work!"

The little beauty beast ran over, shook Pang Ni's body and said, "Pang Ni, what's wrong with you! Wasn't it fine just now? Why are you crying all the time now! Who provoked you!

Tell me about it!"

I saw Pang Ni crying like a tearful person, with snot all over her face. The little beauty beast said, "Damn it! No way! This is the first time I saw someone cry, and they cried so exaggeratedly! Look at your nose.

It’s all smeared all over my face!”

I saw Pang Ni wipe her face with her hands, and her face was covered with snot. The little beauty beast was extremely disgusted and said, "Ouch! Oh my god! I really don't know how clean it is! Look at your face.

If you touch it, you’ll get scratched (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means your face is dirty).”

The little beauty beast walked in front of Pang Ni, and Pang Ni stopped crying. From time to time, Pang Ni would dip her hands into her eyes with the tears on her face and say, "Yes...it was Warden Asi who provoked me. She was the one who provoked me."

I made you cry!"

Warden Asi said, "Ah! No way! I was wronged! Why did I offend you! Don't be slanderous!"

Fat Ni said, "Woo! You're the one who provoked me! You're the one who provoked me! How about I spit blood on you! I'll use my bloody mouth to spit blood all over your face! No! It's not blood! It's my spittle

!”

Warden Asi said, "Okay, okay, it's my fault! Can you please tell me how I provoked you!"

Fatty said, "You said I eat too much! You dislike me! You don't let me eat! You don't give me food! I hate you so much! I hate you so much! I hate you so much!"

Warden Asi said, "Ah! Am I that hateful? I'm just saying this! I'm saying this for your own good! I also want to let you know that being overweight is bad for your health! You saw it just now! How many of us have

Pull you up when you are sitting on the ground! You can eat less! It does not mean that you are not allowed to eat! If you want a healthy body and a healthy life! Then you must not overeat!

"

The little beauty beast said, "Pang Ni! Warden Asi is right! He said it so earnestly, after all, it's for you, okay? For your health! You have to understand! Okay, okay! Be good! Don't be sad!"

You are so fragile! Okay! Just stop crying!"

I saw Pang Ni standing up with a lot of effort. Warden Asi and Little Beauty Beast's eyes lit up. Warden Asi said, "There is a way! How could we be so stupid! Why didn't we think of it!"

"

Warden Asi said, "Why are you so scared? Little Beauty Beast! Do you have the same idea as me now?"

The little beauty beast said, "I'm excited because Fat Nibu cried! Why are you excited? Look at you, your eyes are shining!"

Warden Asi said, "Of course! Do you see any difference when Pang Ni stands up?"

Little Beauty Beast said, "There's nothing different! It seems normal!"

Warden Asi said, "Take a good look, is Pang Ni's head high? Where is she almost?"

The little beauty beast said, "Isn't it as tall as Mr. Guan who floated over?"

The little beauty beast seemed to have discovered something immediately, and shouted "Ah..." "Haha! Great! Great!"

The little beauty beast was so excited that she grabbed Warden Asi's arm and jumped up and down, saying, "That's great! That's great!"

Warden Asi said, "Yes! That's great! That's great! But what are you talking about? It's great!"

The little beauty beast said, "I'm talking about Pang Ni growing taller again! What about you? Warden Asi! What are you talking about? That's great!"

Warden Asi immediately shook off the little beauty beast's arm and said, "What are you jumping about? What are you jumping about? We are not talking about the same problem at all, okay?"

Little Beauty Beast said, "Then what problem are you talking about!"

Warden Asi said, "What I'm talking about is, didn't we go through all kinds of difficulties to rescue the second master just now? Didn't we work too hard just now? Open your bear eyes and take a good look. We don't have to work so hard at all.

We can save Mr. Guan enough!"

The little beauty beast said, "It's a problem that neither of us can solve! How can you ask Pang Ni to save her? Aren't you making things difficult for Pang Ni?"

Warden Asi was very helpless to the little beautiful beast and said, "Why am I having so much trouble talking to you? It's because we don't need us if we want to save Mr. Guan who is like a balloon! Just let Pang Ni stretch out her hand to fish it out."

That’s fine! Do you think it’s right?”

The little beauty beast shouted, "Wow! Really! It's really like this! Why didn't the two of us think of it! Why did we act like fools just now? Think about it.

Just let the fat girl reach out and fish it out! Look at how stupid we are! We are really stupid!"

Warden Assi and Little Beauty Beast looked at each other and laughed!

Warden Asi walked up to Pang Ni and said, "Pang Ni! I promise never to talk to you again! You can eat if you want. If you want to sleep, we will sleep! Do you agree?"

Pang Ni said, "Real or false!"

Warden Asi said, "Of course it's true! I definitely didn't lie to you! I lied to you that I'm a puppy! I'm a pig! Even worse than a pig or a dog!"

Pang Ni said, "Haha! That's good! That's good! Great! Great! Warden Asi is better! But Warden Asi, don't worry! I will never empty the Dryad Prison.

Yes! From now on, I used to eat as much as 30 beautiful beasts, but I will try to reduce it to 15 beautiful beasts. See if it works!"

Warden Asi said, "Pang Ni, you are so sensible! I am so touched! Fat Ni! It seems that the conflict between us has been resolved!"

Pang Ni said, "Well! Warden Asi, when you said that, my heart became more perspective! My mood suddenly improved a lot! But guess what I want to do most?"

Warden Asi said, "I can't guess whether I want to save Mr. Guan who is like a balloon!"

Pang Ni said, "Hey! This is just one aspect! In fact, what I want to do most right now is to have a good meal!"

Warden Asi said, "I'll go! I'll fall! I'll fall down with such force! Don't get up again after falling! There's really nothing we can do about you! Well, then! You first take off the balloon-like Guan Erye

Save me!"

Pang Ni readily agreed! Pang Ni stretched out her two hands, but Mr. Guan, who was like a balloon, saw that Pang Ni’s hands were covered with snot. Mr. Guan struggled, but everything

It’s too late! Mr. Guan, who was like a balloon, was helpless! He had no choice but to be captured in Pang Ni’s hands!

Warden Asi said, "Pang Ni! Slow down, slow down! Be careful and throw Master Guan! That's right! That's right! Place your hands gently on the ground! That's right! That's right! That's good! That's good!"

"

The little beauty beast saw Pang Ni gently placing Mr. Guan on the ground with her own hands, but Warden Asi noticed something was wrong with Mr. Guan who was like a balloon, and saw that Mr. Guan's face was covered with

Turning red from holding back, Warden Asi said, "Master Guan, what's wrong with you! Master Guan, do you have any altitude sickness? But your balloon didn't rise too high! It shouldn't be! Look at you

You are so suffocated that you are red, you think you are Guan Yu! Mr. Guan, please stand up! Why don't you stand up!"

The little beauty beast said, "Warden Asi, are we still facing a problem now?"

Warden Asi said, "What's the problem! Hasn't Mr. Guan been rescued?"

The little beauty beast said, "That's wrong! Wrong!"

Warden Asi said, "What's wrong? Let me tell you!"

The little beauty beast said, "Warden Assi, you are too stupid and stupid!"

Warden Asi said, "Why is the little girl talking?"

The little beauty beast said, "That's how I talk! Straight forward! There's a reason why I say you're stupid and stupid!"

Warden Asi said, "What's the reason? Tell me! I'll see if you can accept what I say!"

The little beauty beast said, "Okay! Look, take a good look at the balloon-like Mr. Guan. There is still no change! He is still a balloon! We need to release the gas in his body! Otherwise, Mr. Guan will still be there."

Balloon! Guan Er is still floating! Do you think what I said is right?"

Warden Asi patted his head and said, "Little Beauty Beast! You are becoming more and more lovable! I ignored the problem you mentioned! What you said is so right! Then how should we deal with Guan Er?

The gas in my body is released."

Little Beauty Beast said, "Is this it? There are several ways!"

Warden Asi said, "What method? Let me tell you!"

Little Beauty Beast said, "The first thing is to let Pang Ni give her first kiss again! Breathe the gas out of Mr. Guan's body like a balloon!"

Warden Asi said, "This is not good! I don't know if Pang Ni is willing to do it or not!"

Warden Asi looked at Pang Ni and said, "Are you happy with it?"

Pang Ni said, "Of course I'm not happy! Think about it, I've let him make a profit! This won't work! Absolutely not!"

The little beauty beast said, "Forget it! Then we will make another plan!"

Warden Asi nodded, and the little beauty beast smiled maliciously and said, "The next plan is! Hehe!"

The little beauty beast searched for her two sharp ribs for a long time, but couldn't find them, and said, "Hey! Where did my sharp ribs go? Warden Asi, have you seen them?"

Warden Asi said, "I haven't seen him either!"

The little beauty beast said, "I haven't seen it either! Forget it! It's more important to save people, I still have a way!"

The little beauty beast took out a big gold needle as thick as a finger from her arms and said, "Haha! Just use this big gold needle! I guarantee that if the needle goes in, we will return an intact Guan Erye!"

Warden Asi said, "I think this method will work!"

Warden Asi and the little beautiful beast walked up to Master Guan together, and saw Master Guan's face getting redder and redder! As red as a monkey's butt, Master Guan kept shaking his head! Warden Asi said, "

After my discussion with the little Beauty Beast! It seems that this is the only way to save you! Just be patient, Mr. Guan Er!"

When the little Beauty Beast slowly approached Mr. Guan with the big golden needle in his hand, he saw the balloon-like Mr. Guan crashing around the Beauty Beast camp like a missile!

The little beauty beast said, "What is going on! I haven't pricked it yet! Why did Mr. Guan fly here?"

Warden Asi said, "That's true! It's so strange! Why did Guan Er fly here for no reason!"

Pang Ni said, "Little Beauty Beast, please see if these are your sharp ribs."

The little beauty beast said, "Where is it? Where is it?"

Pang Ni said, "The straight and sharp ribs were placed on Mr. Guan's butt just now!"

Little Beauty Beast and Warden Asi were immediately very surprised! They felt very helpless and said, "Ah! Oh my god! We finally understand why Master Guan's face is as red as a monkey's butt! It turns out to be like this.

ah!"

Pang Ni said, "Guan Erye is blushing, but it's because he's suffering that he can't express it! So he keeps holding it in, so he keeps holding it in until his face turns red!"

I saw Mr. Guan falling from the air not far away. All the gas in Mr. Guan’s body had been released! There was nothing left! Mr. Guan was breathing heavily!

Pang Ni said, "Little Beauty Beast, you are in terrible trouble now! You are finished! The second master will come over later and he will have to settle the score with you!"

Warden Asi also talked about the little beauty beast and said, "Look at you! You haven't put away your sharp ribs! Now you are in trouble! Guan Erye will definitely not let you go!"

"

The little beauty beast defended, "I didn't mean it! I was just trying to save people at the time! How could I care so much! I'm not afraid! The worst I can do is fight with the second master! What can the second master do to me!"

Pang Ni said: "Little beautiful beast! More troubles are worse than less troubles! I look at you! It's better to run for your life! Look at Mr. Guan in the distance looking at us with angry eyes! I guess he has the intention to kill people. !Hide quickly!"

The little beauty beast danced the two sharp ribs in her hands and said, "Haha! Haha! I'm not afraid! I'm just not afraid! I just want to see! What can Master Guan do to me?"

Pang Ni said, "Didn't I just...didn't I hear it wrong! You're not even as old as me! You call yourself my mother! Oh my God! It's a mess! It's a mess! Then what have I become!"

The little beauty beast said, "Hey! Haha! Then you are the old woman!" |