Doomsday Strikes Back

Jia Beidao: "Sister, aunt... No, sister, what do you mean? You mean, don't let me fall in love, let me have six pure roots."

The administrator said, "Yes, yes, you are right! Youxi, Xiaonianqing, you are really not simple! Just one point, why don't you follow your sister and I will become a Buddhist! If it doesn't work, just go to the Shaolin Temple!

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Jiabei Avenue "Going to Shaolin Temple? Why go to Shaolin Temple?"

The administrator said, "Go to Shaolin Temple to become a monk!"

Jia Beidao: "Damn it! You really know how to talk, you really know how to talk... Then if I go to the Shaolin Temple, my parents will go crazy! My parents are the only son like me, and I am the only single person in the family.

Bump! I’m still here to continue the family lineage? Then why don’t you go to the Shaolin Temple! You have to let me convert to Buddhism Jingdi.”

The administrator said, "Ah!...What kind of situation is this...Look at which Shaolin temple only accepts female disciples!" I would like to go, but they won't take me in."

Jia Beidao "Oh! What you said is true, but I forgot about this matter and that you are a woman. Then... then if you want to become a monk, I will find a good place for you. If you have it, you can go

Emei! I guess that’s the place to hire!”

The caretaker said, "What you said is very light! I know there are many nuns in Emei, and there are so many nuns there! But... they won't take me in."

Jiabei Avenue "That's why!...Why don't you take me in? No way!"

The administrator said, "You don't know! Young man, I went to Emei to find the host directly! What do you think the host said to me?"

Jia Beidao "What did I tell you!"

The administrator said, "Anyway, I said a lot, and I have forgotten it. What I remember that is more unforgettable to me are the few words the host said."

Jia Beidao "What did you say?"

The administrator said, "The hostess said, Donor, why did you choose to be a nun and join my Taoism!"

Jia Beidao "Then...then what did you say?"

The administrator said, "I told the host, darling, I'm in the wrong place. I just want to become a Buddha, not a Taoist! You didn't see me on the spot, but you made the host very angry. His nose was red and his neck was thick.

Stare your eyes and blow your beard!"

Jia Beidao: "Wait...what, what...you are still blowing your beard!"

The administrator said, "Yes... you are right! It is indeed a mustache!"

Jia Beidao: "You are lying to me! How can a female host have a beard!"

The administrator said, "I saw that the host's beard was very hairy, so I thought it was a beard."

Jia Beidao "Oh! It turns out to be like this! That really shocked me! I thought the female host was a man?"

The administrator said, "Later, the host asked me why you chose to become a monk, and I told her the truth."

Jiabei Avenue "What do you want to say?"

The administrator said, "I'm here because it's fun! Young man, you may not have seen me at that time, but I made the female host very angry. When I saw the female host came, she fell on her back and her shoes were thrown far away."

.Then the hostess said, "Why don't you come to our Taoist teaching! Seeing that you have a source of wisdom, I wasn't happy about it at that time."

Jiabei Avenue "Taoism is not bad either!"

The administrator said, "But...but...I believe in Buddhism, not Taoism!"

Jiabei Avenue "Is there any difference? There seems to be no difference!"