Doomsday Strikes Back

The administrator said, "It's the same! How can it be the same? You're talking nonsense! How can it be the same? Buddhism and Taoism are different. Understand? Young man..."

Jia Beidao: "Hey, auntie, sister, no...sister...your foreign language is pretty good, you are so lucky (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means unexpected)! I am willing to be the loser..."

The administrator said, "Hey... Is this simple? I don't know English. I usually learn from them. I am very good at imitating, just like a parrot."

Jia Bei Avenue "I'm following a parrot, you look like a parrot! The English you just said was simple, so tell me what kind of English you know!"

The administrator said, "Hey! I know a lot! I found that the word they use more often is fuckyou! But fuckyou! This sentence is easier to read, so I usually say it more often."

Jia Beidao "Come on my dear, you can't do it! You know what fuckyou... means!"

The administrator said, "I know, of course I know, there's no reason why I don't know!"

Jia Beidao "Okay then! Tell me! What does that sentence mean!"

Administrator "It means card oil!"

Jia Beidao "Ah! Come on, my dear mother, what? Hairpin oil?... What is hairpin oil..."

The administrator said, "You don't even know about hair card oil!"

Jia Beida shook his head and said, "I don't know. I want true knowledge, insights, and understanding!"

The administrator said, "Actually, that English sentence is not simple, just...actually I don't know it either!"

Jia Beidao: "Hey... there are times when you don't know! But when do you usually use this sentence more!"

The administrator said, "I feel that this English sentence is very destined for me, fuckyou! It has been integrated into my life. I often say this sentence when talking to people! It has become my mantra!"

Jia Beidao "Oh my god! You are such a talent, you are really self-taught! Haha..."

The administrator asked, "Please explain, what does the phrase fuckyou mean?"

Jia Beidao "This is not simple, it just means... it means issuing oil!"

The administrator said, "Wow! It really means giving out oil! I didn't expect that I am really amazing! I have a part-time job and am a talented person! I am self-taught without a teacher..."

Jia Beidao: "Wait a minute...can we please stop bragging! Can you please be more accurate in your pronunciation? It's Jian, not your part-time job! You are so old, I guess you can't do a part-time job anymore? Hehe..."

The administrator said, "What do you think? Are you making a blind guess (which means nonsense in Zaozhuang dialect)? You only work part-time?"

Jia Beidao "Hey... part-time job, there are quite a few girls in our school who do part-time jobs! From an ugly duckling to a part-time job, you can directly become fair and rich! It's really good to be a woman. Split your legs and money will come!"

No, I will be a woman in my next life!"

The administrator said, "It's good to be a woman! I'll curse you to be a woman in the next life. You don't know how hard it is to be a woman! First, I have to wash your men's clothes. Second, the monthly period makes us extremely painful. Third,

We still have children, and fourthly, we are older and have menopause! Can you tell us, is it easy for us women? It is difficult to be a man, but it is more masculine to be a woman!"