Douluo's super god level choice

Chapter 30 Moved to tears!

Four hundred miles northeast of Notting City is the Soul Hunting Forest.

A saucy red Ferrari was speeding along, with a wretched dog's head sticking out its tongue.

Leaning out of the car, the dog's face was twitching and distorted by the strong wind, and he was howling excitedly.

"Pa!" Outside the car window, a thick branch hit the dog's head hard.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." Sangouzi screamed louder, but it was just because he was in pain.

Waves of merciless ridicule came from the car.

Tang Er was driving, Tang Hao was sitting in the co-pilot, and Yu Xiaogang, Tang San, Xiao Wu and San Gouzi were sitting behind.

The family is going to go to the Soul Hunting Forest to catch a soul ring for Tang San.

The sound effects in the car exploded, and the song "Wild Wolf Disco" completely infected everyone's passion. They shook their heads and swayed to the beat, making it as lively as possible.

Seeing that the atmosphere had reached a climax, Yu Xiaogang took out a very beautiful belt from his pocket, covered with mysterious patterns and inlaid with twenty-four pieces of rare and peerless jade.

Dangling in front of Tang San Xiaowu, showing off in a coquettish way.

"This is a peerless storage soul guide! This Douluo is the only one, infused with soul power. Each piece of jade can provide one cubic meter of storage space..."

Yu Xiaogang blew this thing and called it a thing that should only exist in the sky!

Tang San Xiaowu was stunned for a moment.

Tang San's curiosity was aroused, "Hey! Teacher, come and have a look!"

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang stopped boasting and seduced Tang San with his belt.

The old man had a sly smile on his face, "Why! Do you want it?"

Tang San smiled brightly and nodded desperately, "Think, hehe! Thank you teacher for your kindness!"

Yu Xiaogang shook his head and continued with great enjoyment, "If I give it to you, your brother and Xiao Wu will definitely say that I am partial!"

Then this guy smiled proudly and said, "Let's do this, whoever can move me to tears! Seeing your sincerity, I will give this treasured soul guide to whoever you are!"

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Oh! So you are waiting here! How shameless! Don’t you just want us to kneel down and lick you, and even impress you!

Hearing this, Tang Er and Xiao Wu both smiled and said nothing, because they didn't have much use for this thing. Only Tang San stared at it eagerly.

Looking at Yu Xiaogang's expression of waiting for me, please beg me quickly! Hurry up! Just lick it and I'll give it to you!

Tang San asked with some confusion, "That's all the teacher asked for! Nothing more!"

Yu Xiaogang straightened his posture and said with a smile, "Haha, no more!"

Hearing this, Tang San was overjoyed and struck first, picking up the green first-level head and smashing it on the head of Yu Xiaogang, who had a stern look on his face.

"Touch!" is so cruel.

Yu Xiaogang was confused. Tang Er, Tang Hao, Xiao Wu, and San Gouzi were also confused. Why did Tang San hit him?

"Little Sanzi, stop, you are crazy, why are you hitting me?" Yu Xiaogang covered his head and shouted in grievance.

"Teacher, won't you let me impress you? Aren't I impressed?"

"I didn't expect you, teacher, to have such a special hobby. Lying down peacefully, the students will surely impress you to the extreme!"

Tang San had a respectful expression on his face, but his attacks became more ruthless every time.

"Wrong! Wrong! This is not what moved me!" Yu Xiaogang was completely confused, moved, this was really moved!

"Oh! So that's not what impressed me. It seems that the helmet is not to the teacher's taste." Tang San said with an expression that he would try his best to meet the teacher's needs.

He took out a whip from somewhere and whipped it toward poor Yu Xiaogang.

"Teacher, the taste is so strong! It makes you bleed. It seems that it really impressed you!"

"Ouch! I'm impressed, I'm impressed. Sanzi, please stop it. I'll give you the belt! Oh!" Yu Xiaogang was about to cry without tears. There was only so much space in the car, and there was no place to run.

Tang San, on the other hand, looked serious about what he said, "It seems that I really impressed Master!"

But the whip in his hand not only didn't stop, but was whipped even more ferociously.

Tang Er and the others were completely confused. What on earth was the third son thinking in his head!

The miserable Yu Xiaogang asked their doubts, "Ouch! The three sons have already touched me, why do you still beat me? It hurts for me!"

Tang San looked matter-of-fact and answered honestly.

"I really moved the teacher. My skin is bruised and bruised, but teacher, you haven't shed any tears yet!"

"Didn't your words move you to tears?"

"It seems that the whip is not strong enough. Don't worry, teacher, I will make you cry in a while!"

Then the guy said and picked up the mace from behind, "Teacher, this will definitely move you to tears!"

As he spoke, he was about to hit Yu Xiaogang, who was already frightened to the point of peeing.

"Wow wow wow! Don't! Stop! Third son, my teacher has already felt your kindness. Look! Tears! I shed tears for my teacher! Great, little third son, you finally moved my teacher to tears!"

Yu Xiaogang cried aggrievedly, "I am so old, what kind of evil have I done?"

"Haha, great, the student's hard work has not been in vain!!" Tang San wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled happily.

Looking at Yu Xiaogang, who was huddled in the corner of the car and crying like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.

Tang Er and the others couldn't hold it in any longer, "Pfft! Haha what!"

Tang Hao, "Xiao Gang! Hey, hey, hey! It seems that he was deeply moved by the third son! Hahaha!"

Tang Er, "Teacher! Are you really so impressed? Hahahaha!"

Xiao Wu looked unconvinced, "No! We can't let the brat impress the teacher alone. Teacher, don't worry, Xiao Wu will come to impress you too!"

When San Gouzi saw this, he rolled his eyes and followed Xiao Wu, "woof, woof, woof!" and rushed towards poor Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang, "Little ancestors! Please spare me! I will never be moved to tears again!"

Tang San looked innocent, "Why are you laughing? You are jealous of me for impressing the teacher!"

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Tang Er continued to drive the Ferrari on the road, quietly listening to Yu Xiaogang's aggrieved sobs behind the car.

It seems that history is inevitable. Twenty-Four Bridges on a Moonlit Night was still sent away by Yu Xiaogang on the way to the Soul Hunting Forest, but this style of painting is really unbearable to look at!

"Xiaosanzi, please give this belt a name!" In order to verify how far the history was, Tang Er said with a smile.

Tang San racked his brains and pondered for a moment, then shouted, "Yes! If it's round and round, let's call him twenty-four candied haws!"

"Haha! It's wonderful. When you want to eat candied haws, you can lick them, haha! I'm such a little exciter!"

Hearing this, Tang Er was stunned. On a bright moonlit night, the Twenty-Four Bridges turned into twenty-four candied haws. It was okay to lick them, but don't say it, they are too big.

"You brat, what about twenty-four candied haws on a stick, it has no connotation at all!" Xiao Wu said disdainfully.

Then his cute little face smiled and said, "Look at how long and flat he is, why not call him a spicy strip!"

Tang San, "No, just call it Tanghulu!"

Xiao Wu, "A spicy stick, if the brat dares to talk back, my skin will be itchy again!"

Tang San, "That's too much bullying, you stinky girl, Third Master will fight with you!"

Yu Xiaogang couldn't stand these two little ancestors any longer. He was pitiful and said, "Brother Hao, let's squeeze in together!"

Sangouzi, "Woof woof woof!"

Then Tang Hao, who was in the front seat, was squeezed in between by Yu Xiaogang and San Gouzi.

Later, Tang San and Xiao Wu will fight!

Tang Er couldn't bear to look directly at it, this Douluo painting style should be abstract!

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