Douluo's super god level choice
Chapter 31 Pretend and Anti-Routines!
At the entrance of the Soul Hunting Forest, a large number of houses and shops were built, with streets-like paths crisscrossing them, and the sounds of shouting and selling could be heard endlessly.
"Beep!"
"Beep!"
A flashy red Ferrari passed by at high speed, knocking over many roadside stalls along the way. It was really arrogant.
With an extremely graceful drift, the Ferrari stopped steadily at the entrance of the Soul Hunting Forest.
A huge cloud of smoke and black exhaust gas was set off, turning the soldiers responsible for guarding into disgrace.
"Bold! How dare these unruly people run wild in my soul-hunting forest!" The soldier captain was furious, looking at this strange thing and waving his hand.
"Come here! Take them down! If there is resistance, punish them on the spot!"
"Boom!" In an instant, nearly a hundred soldiers wearing armor and holding sharp weapons surrounded Ferrari.
The car door opened, and Tang Er and the others walked out leisurely.
"Speak! You are so bold and cunning, tell me who you are! What is your intention for running wild here?" the soldier captain asked coldly.
Tang San was furious when he heard this. He was rubbed against me by the smelly girl in the car along the way, and he was very angry.
Without saying a word, he took out the Thomson gun from his waist and bared his teeth, "Come on! Third Master, I am a troublemaker, so I will show you!"
Then he fired a gun into the air and said, "Damn it, come on! Move, Third Master, I will surprise you!"
Looking at Tang San as if he had taken gunpowder, Tang Er slapped his little head.
"Why are you so cruel? Why don't people just ask you a few words? I think you are indeed a troublesome person. Learn from your brother and me!"
Then the guy turned around and smiled at the soldier captain.
"He is a dishonest man. Second Master, I am a knowledgeable person who has read poetry and books. Isn't it a bit too much for you to say that?"
Then the Italian cannon was mounted at his feet, his face even more fierce than Tang San's.
"Hurry! Kneel down and apologize to the second master, or I will blow you all to pieces!"
Hearing this, the soldier captain became completely angry, "You dare to come to labor and management's territory to cause trouble. I'm getting impatient."
"Go and chop them up for me!"
At this time, Yu Xiaogang stood up with a proud look on his face and slapped Tang Er's little head.
"There is a good teacher! There is no need for you to stand out!"
Holding a dark token, the above three images are spliced together.
With a majestic shout, "Everyone, get out of here!"
When the soldiers saw this, they issued a third-level warrant from Wuhun Palace!
They all retreated respectfully in silence, with only the soldier captain staring at them angrily.
Yu Xiaogang was very satisfied with the fork he had put on, and he finally raised his head in front of his students.
He turned to Tang Er and the others and smiled, "Hey, your teacher, I'm pretty awesome!"
"Awesome! Awesome! So handsome!"
The three primary school students were impressed by the teacher's actions at the same time.
Tang Hao was unhappy when he saw this. He couldn't let Yu Xiaogang steal the limelight by himself. I'm the best here!
Shaking away his stray hair, he stood in front of the still aggrieved soldier captain.
With a sound of "Pa!", a big-eared melon seed was slapped over.
"You! Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you have a level three token! It'll still be okay if I kill you!"
The captain couldn't bear it any longer, so he picked up the saber on his waist and was about to chop Tang Hao.
"Pah!" It was another louder slap.
"Ah! Come on! Provoke the imperial authority! Kill them on the spot!" The captain yelled furiously, and the soldiers gradually approached with weapons in hand.
Tang Hao nodded with satisfaction upon seeing this, and smiled evilly at the confused Yu Xiaogang behind him.
"Xiao Gang! You don't do it! Your token can't scare people! If they want to kill us, think of a way!"
"Brother Hao!!!" Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time. Why can't you scare others? It's not your fault.
At this time, Tang Hao's fox tail finally came out, and he slapped Yu Xiaogang's head with his big hand, "Go, go, get out of here, I can't stop pretending!"
"Second child, third child, Xiao Wu, your teacher is just a idiot. If you can't do it, look at me, dad!"
Tang Hao smiled handsomely, holding a black token in his big hand, but it was different from Yu Xiaogang's third-level token.
There are not three patterns on it, but six. They are the highest level Spirit Hall tokens!
The soldiers present were completely frightened! What kind of trouble is this great god going to make!
They all dropped their weapons and knelt down to beg for mercy! Their bodies were so frightened that they turned into sieves!
"My lord, calm down!"
"Sir, spare my life!"
...
"Pah!" Tang Hao ignored the ordinary soldiers and slapped the captain in the face again.
Tang Hao, "Say! Who is the unruly citizen!"
"I'm a rogue! No! I'm worse than a pig or a beast!" The captain trembled.
Tang Hao, "Tell me! Who are you going to chop?"
"Sir, have mercy on me! The little dog is blind!" The captain knelt down and begged for mercy.
Tang Hao's tone remained unchanged, "Who are you going to chop?"
The captain was completely frightened and went crazy, "Me! Sir, I'm going to chop me up!"
As he spoke, he picked up the sword at his waist and shouted in despair, "Ah!"
The palm of his hand was chopped off by himself.
"Sir! Please spare the life of this little dog!" the soldier captain begged desperately.
Tang Hao nodded with satisfaction, "How about it! Dad must be more awesome!"
Tang Er swallowed hard, he was perfect at pretending, I learned a lesson!
"Awesome! Dad, you are so handsome!"
Tang San didn't express any emotion. He ducked under Tang Hao, grabbed the crane and caught the dragon, and he grabbed the token.
"Dad, lend me the token to pay my respects for a while!"
Seeing this, Xiao Wu said, "No! Brat! I want to see it too! Show it to me quickly! No! I want the token!"
Tang San, "No! Just don't give! You stinky girl! Come after me!"
...
Yu Xiaogang's face was full of admiration, "Idol! You are indeed my idol! One fork is really higher than the other! There is no limit to the fork in the sea!"
Seeing this scene of pretense and counter-routine, Sangouzi seemed to be recalling something, and gradually the vague figure of a young man appeared in front of his eyes.
The dog's eyes were red and then filled with tears.
Crawling on the ground and crying, I can't control my emotions at all!
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."
"What's the name of the three-dog ghost? Hurry up and leave!"
Tang Er stupidly picked up San Gouzi, whose face was full of snot and tears. Could it be that the trick and pretense just now moved this guy? It's incredible.
Then, with Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang, we walked into the Soul Hunting Forest!
The warm sunshine! The dancing shadows of the trees! The gentle breeze blowing! The air is fresh! The green grass and the fragrance of flowers!
The crisis-ridden Soul Hunting Forest has now become a holy outing destination for the Tang family!
Tang Er and Tang San had never seen this bizarre creature before, and they immediately went crazy like wild horses running wild!
Tang San, "Brother! There is a toad with horns here! Come and take a look!"
Tang Er, "Where! Don't let it escape, I'll catch this chicken with two heads first!"
Tang San, "Wow! Brother, come and save me! I was bitten by a tree!"
"Quick! I feel like I only have one foot left! I will be completely eaten by the tree in no time!"
Tang Er looked at Tang San not far away, who was kicking around with only one foot left, his eyes shining.
"Interesting! So interesting! I want to carry it back to Tangmen Street and plant it there!"
...
Xiao Wu hugged the miniature version of Sangouzi, who had his eyes closed tightly and was still choking in a low voice, and followed Tang Er and Tang San in boredom.
"What's all the fuss about a spirit beast that's been running around for years? Boys are really strange creatures!"
A small table, two bottles of Erguotou, and three plates of peanuts.
Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang mingled with each other, drinking and eating, looking at Tang Er and Tang San having fun with smiles.
Then I don't know what I remembered, and the two *** suddenly hugged each other and cried loudly!
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