Douluo's super god level choice
Chapter 32 Shocking shit!
Crazy! Playing! Chaotic! The sky is already darkening.
But Tang Er and Tang San were still in high spirits, sweating profusely, their little faces showing for the first time the innocence they should have at their age.
Tang Er, "Dad! Come and lead this deer with tusks for me!"
Tang San, "Teacher! This colorful goat is my little sweetheart, take care of it for me!"
...
As the sky fades, these two guys seem to have just found their groove, and their drive to catch pets is getting more intense!
On the other hand, Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang had suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck. At first they could only hold a colorful cat and carry a solitary bamboo.
But now, these two guys catch whatever they see, they catch them, and after they catch them, they crowd them in. At this moment, they are completely surrounded by soul beasts, and there are more and more of them.
After pulling down the sheep and picking up the deer, Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang were completely blown away.
Tang Hao, "I am a mighty Titled Douluo!"
Yu Xiaogang, "I am also the number one person in Tang and Tang Douluo theory!"
Then they both yelled at Tang Er and Tang San who were having fun in front of them.
"I can't bear it anymore! You two naughty boys! If you arrest me as a teacher again, I'll break your legs!"
Hearing this, Tang Er and Tang San sneered and didn't bother them at all. Instead, they seemed to demonstrate, making the arrest even more exciting!
This completely angered Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang, and they stared at these two little guys insidiously.
He shouted triumphantly, "Let's go!"
Then they released all the pets that Tang Er and Tang San had worked so hard to capture all day long!
Dozens of strange and various soul beasts dispersed in a rush.
"Brother! Brat! Oh no! The teacher and uncle let your pets go!"
Seeing this, Xiao Wu shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Woof woof woof!" Sangouzi saw the excitement and shouted crazily. The spirit beast was frightened and ran away even faster.
Hearing this, Tang Er and Tang San saw in front of them what was a tragic scene for them.
Not calm at all.
Tang Er, "Don't! Don't run! Come back!"
Tang San, "Brother! Go and catch them, my little darlings! Stinky girls! Sangouzi! Hurry and help!"
...
Half an hour later, Tang Er and Tang San came back panting from exhaustion. Apart from bringing back a bunch of people dripping with sweat, they didn't catch any of them!
Tang San's eyes were red and he was about to cry.
Tang Er's face was ashen and he remained silent.
Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang were eating side dishes and drinking wine, leisurely and leisurely.
Seeing the embarrassed looks of these two little guys, Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang pretended to hold it in as if nothing had happened.
When Tang San saw their looks, his emotions completely exploded.
"Wow wow wow! Bro! Look at them!"
As soon as Tang San cried, Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing unkindly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Tang San cried even more sadly when he saw this, "You are still laughing, give me back the colorful sheep! Give me back the colorful cat!"
[Ding! Trigger selection!
1. Forget it like this, who said it was my father and teacher! The reward is 100,000 gold soul coins!
2. I can’t bear it! The unscrupulous elders who deceive their sons and students like this, find an opportunity to take revenge! Reward a helicopter!]
Tang Er held Tang San in his arms and comforted him, "It's okay! I'll catch better ones for you later!"
Tang San choked with sobs and nodded his head, "Brother! We can't just let it go like this!"
Tang Er stared unkindly at Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang, who were still laughing at them wildly, "Well! We can't just let it go!"
...
Ignoring these two unscrupulous elders, Xiao Wu, Tang Er and Tang San gathered around to eat dinner.
Potato chips, spicy strips, candied haws, burgers, fried chicken, Coke, you name it!
Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang were excluded and regretted their actions just now.
Tang Hao, "You are still young. Dad let them go because he was afraid of biting you. Don't be angry!"
Yu Xiaogang said, "Second son, third son, the teacher will catch some soul beasts for you later. Please forgive the teacher!"
Tang Er and Tang San shouted, "Impossible! Don't you just want to eat our snacks!"
Then Tang Er threw a fried chicken leg to San Gouzi, "I'll give it to San Gouzi, but I won't even give it to you two!"
Then Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang blushed, covered their growling stomachs, and stared with salivation. They only brought wine and peanuts, and they offended Tang Er again. This is the consequence.
...
The night is getting darker, and the bonfire cuts through the inky night, which is especially beautiful!
Of course, it also attracted a group of uninvited guests.
The surrounding bushes suddenly swayed, and a soft sound of "Sashasha!" came out!
A pair of scarlet eyes stared closely at Tang Er and the others.
A low growl, "Ouch!"
More than a dozen Netherworld wolves, which were about 1.6 meters long and had iron-gray bodies, surrounded Tang Er and the others.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
...
The ferocious roars are endless.
"Ah!" A close roar rang in my ears.
But Tang Er was frightened. He was invisible and extremely fast. Since he didn't react, he was approached by the Netherworld Wolf.
The more I thought about it, the more I became afraid that my backhand would be a punch.
"Ouch!" Then the three dogs screamed in grievance.
When I saw it was Sangouzi, it made Tang Er very angry. He went up and gave it a beating.
"Why are you screaming so scared? You're scaring the boss!"
Sangouzi, "Woof woof woof!"
System translation, [I thought I had met a relative! I couldn’t hold it back for a moment!]
Tang Hao just wanted to take action to deal with these ghost wolves, but was stopped by Yu Xiaogang.
"Brother Hao! Give your brother a chance to show off! I guarantee there will be burgers to eat later! Bring this with you!"
He handed Tang Hao a mask, stood up, and smiled confidently.
"A group of tenth-level wolf cubs! Xiaosanzi, I know I was wrong. I want you to catch them and give them back to you as pets to make up for it."
Then he clasped his hands together and quickly parted them downwards, "Come out! Luo Sanpao!"
With a pop, wrapped in purple soul power, Luo Sanpao, a fat man over one and a half meters tall, resembling a pig and a dog, appeared in front of the wolves!
"Bring this with you! Let's watch my master perform for you!" Yu Xiaogang handed Tang Er and the others their masks, and was accumulating power, preparing to use his power.
When Tang Er saw this, the danger of the Netherworld Wolf in the original work once again confirmed the inevitability of history. Because of his own influence, the incident may have happened, but he will definitely not be absent.
Tang Er glanced at his father, who was wearing a thin mask and just watching the fun, and smiled slyly.
[Ding! Buy four pairs of enhanced gas masks!]
"Hehehehe, mistress, the opportunity for revenge has come, take this with you! Put away all the food!"
Xiao Wu knew that Tang Er was going to do something bad again, her big beautiful eyes were full of expectation!
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand, and the yellow soul ring flew out and was placed on the waist of Luo Sanpao's bucket.
He yelled confidently, "Fart like smoke! Hypnotize and sleep Luo Sanpao!"
I saw Luo Sanpao's belly swelling rapidly, and he was planning a killer move.
Just listen to "Poof!" a loud noise!
A thick stream of yellow smoke quickly sprayed out from his fat butt towards the surrounding Netherworld wolves.
At the same time, Tang Er threw a ball into the smoke!
[Ding! The shocking stink bomb has exploded!]
This object was Tang Er's first murder, the shocking stink bomb made by the weasel spirit.
In an instant, more than a dozen Netherworld wolves were bleeding from their orifices, their eyes turned back, and they were stunk to death!
Tang Hao and Yu Xiaogang only wore thin masks.
Tang Hao vomited desperately and pointed at Yu Xiaogang in disbelief, his eyes full of disgust.
"You! You! This! This is your fart! This is your fart! Just wait!"
Then he foamed at the mouth like crazy, turned his eyes around, and was knocked unconscious by the stench!
Yu Xiaogang also pointed at himself in disbelief, "Me! Me! This is my fart!"
Then I saw Luo Sanpao, who was still alive and kicking just now, vomiting, then turned into a purple light and re-entered the body, and was burped by his own fart!
Yu Xiaogang's face turned red with embarrassment. The smell was so stinky that he had no friends!
Vomiting, trying desperately to endure it, he turned to look at Tang Er's disgusted little faces, trying to explain something.
Tang Er was seen fanning his nose with his little hand and complaining dissatisfiedly.
"Teacher! Hey! I have never smelled such a stinky fart that makes people cry! Teacher, your stinky fart is invincible!"
Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang rolled his eyes. He didn't know whether it was because he was stung or because he couldn't bear to face this embarrassing reality. He foamed at the mouth and fainted.
"Ha ha ha ha..."
Only the unscrupulous laughter of Tang Er and the others was left echoing!
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