Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

Eriki, who wanted to sleep in, was lured out of the bed by the beauty fuck and the temptation to go out for fun. She walked towards the bathroom with one unsteady step. Because her brain was not fully awake yet, she was still acting according to her usual habits and instincts. She walked. His hands were on the hem of his clothes, wanting to take off his clothes and take a shower.

Lu Mingfei, who was following her, had already predicted in advance, held down Eliyi's hand that was about to move, and escorted her into the bathroom with her confused eyes.

Before closing the door, Lu Mingfei pinched Hui Liyi's pink cheeks and said word by word: "I reiterate, you cannot take off your clothes casually in front of others."

In order to emphasize his seriousness, he pinched the cheek flesh with his index finger and thumb and exerted slight pressure. After releasing it, a light red mark was left on Eri Yi's fair face. Depending on the situation, it would probably take a long time without external intervention. It took half a minute to disperse.

The girl didn't care about the pain, which was worse than a mosquito bite. Her rose-red eyes stared straight at Lu Mingfei, as if waiting for the next move.

Even though she has no common sense, she also knows that beauty exercises are not just about pinching the face.

It's just that Lu Mingfei doesn't know how to do beauty exercises. The most he can do is eye exercises. Moreover, he didn't know that his previous words had caused Eli Yi to misunderstand. He told her to do it quickly and closed the door.

Eryi looked at the closed bathroom door and tilted her head, wondering why Lu Mingfei didn't mean what he said.

Is this something that can only be done when there are few people?

Thinking that there were only two people in the room when he performed beauty exercises on her yesterday, Eryi felt that she had discovered the truth.

The boyish eyebrows arched slightly, and her mood inexplicably became better, especially after she took off her clothes and saw that there were no more scales, bones, or armor on her body.

Outside the door, Lu Mingfei rubbed his hands, feeling that girls were thin-skinned, but as soon as he turned around, he was met with two meaningful glances.

Chu Zihang and Su Qian stood at the door, taking in the scene just now, but they didn't say anything or express anything. They just turned around and pushed the door open as if nothing happened.

"We'll wait for you outside."

Lu Mingfei looked at the door that had been re-closed. He had the illusion that when watching animation, he fast-forwarded all the way to the bloody battle and skipped the important plot: "It always feels like they are thinking of something terrible."

He was so big-hearted that he didn't care about this little thing at all. He took Eriyi's fully charged game console and started to indulge in games. He was a full-fledged Internet addict.

In the corridor across the door, Su Qian looked at Chu Zihang and pointed at the room, her eyes filled with the color of gossip.

Chu Zihang shook his head, indicating that he knew nothing.

Half an hour later, Lu Mingfei and four others were walking on the streets of Atami.

In the golden autumn, leaves fall all over the ground, which brings a considerable workload to sanitation workers.

Compared with the prosperity of Tokyo, Atami has almost nothing to offer except hot springs. When I was in Tokyo, this breakfast shop was already overcrowded, and many breakfast shops here in Atami have not opened yet. There are only a few breakfast shops. There are not many customers in this shop.

It is understandable that the fast-paced life means that office workers do not have time to make breakfast, so they can only deal with it casually.

There are many vendors near the subway station. Office workers who have not eaten breakfast will buy a simple breakfast before entering the subway, either wolfing it down or taking it away.

The ones sold here were all fried rice noodles or rice balls and sushi, which did not suit the taste of Lu Mingfei and others, so they chose a stall selling porridge.

"Boss, here are four servings of preserved egg and lean meat... Hey, do Japanese also eat preserved egg and lean meat porridge?" Lu Mingfei looked at the four aromatic vats in the dining car and suddenly noticed something was wrong.

Isn’t preserved egg a specialty of China? Why was it plagiarized by Xiaozhi?

"Oh, you're an expert." The porridge vendor is a man with dyed silver hair and a headband. He is wearing a pink T-shirt and brown beach shorts. His appearance is quite decent, but he is glaring like a dead fish. Eyes, appearance is seriously lowered by temperament.

But that's not the point. The point is that the Mandarin he spoke was Mandarin with a bit of a southern Fujian accent.

"Ah, you are a fellow countryman." Lu Mingfei listened to the familiar accent, but he did not feel the feeling of a fellow countryman meeting a fellow countryman. Instead, he took a half step back to distance himself, and looked at the porridge seller up and down with a scrutinizing look on his face.

Because of a certain misbehaving person, he was wary of anyone who suddenly appeared around him. He also suspected that the other person was someone pretending to be someone, and was worried that the other person would be a victim like Susie.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you reacting like this when you meet this fellow countryman?" The silver-haired man picked his nostrils with his index finger, stared at Lu Mingfei with a pair of dead red fish eyes, covered his chest with the hand holding the comic, and spoke weakly, as if he might collapse at any time. sleep:

"Are you serious about taking half a step back? Do you know that a small movement can cause so much harm?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and opened a fingertip universe, which seemed to reflect the sadness in his heart.

Like, so similar. This careless attitude and way of speaking are exactly the same as Lao Xia Tou, and this dressing style is simply a replica of Lao Xia Tou.

Lu Mingfei turned his head and met his senior brother's eyes. They both saw something strange in the other's eyes. He coughed lightly and stepped forward to ask, "What about that? I'd like to ask, is your surname Xia?"

Ever since he learned that Lao Xia Tou played a hide-and-seek game with them called Tadpole Find...cross out, Lu Mingfei had thought about this question. What if Lao Xia Tou was found by him and others and refused to admit his guilt? what to do.

Because when he played games with Lao Xia Tou before, he often cheated. It was common to win two out of three games, five out of five, three out of seven, and five out of five. Lao Xiatou would always choose to accommodate him. Then come back with even more abuse.

In the end, after thinking about it, he felt that he might have thought too much. With Lao Xia Tou's ability, even if he stood in front of him, it would be impossible for him to be exposed unless he took the initiative to admit it.

So when he met this person who had a very similar temperament to Lao Xia Tou, he did not choose to expose him boldly, but carefully tested him.

"My surname is not Xia, my surname is Lin Bei, and my surname is Lin Bei." The porridge seller shook his head in denial, picked up a wooden spoon and poured out four bowls of steaming porridge from a large bucket labeled with preserved egg and lean meat porridge:

"Are you here to travel to Japan? Why do you think my surname is Xia?"

When Lin Bei was making porridge, he stood up from his chair. He was a little hunched over. Even when he stood straight, he was only one head taller than Lu Mingfei, which greatly reduced his suspicion.

Xia Di is a person who pays great attention to image, but he does not pay attention to the appearance of appearance. Instead, he pays great attention to maintaining his tall and majestic image in the hearts of children, so he always straightens his back when walking, which makes him outstanding in the south. His height makes him even more majestic.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to pay, Chu Zihang also stepped forward to take a closer look, but could not find anything suspicious either.

Because the dining car is not a dining car and there is no place to sit and eat, Lu Mingfei and the four of them could only stand in front of the dining car with bowls in their hands and chat with a young man named Lin Bei while eating.

Don't ask why you don't take the porridge to eat elsewhere, because the tableware provided at the porridge stall is not disposable and must be returned after eating.

No wonder there is no business, any serious person would wait here stupidly to finish the scalding hot porridge when he is in a hurry to catch the subway to work.

But the porridge tastes really good, it has the taste of my hometown.

"We came here with our family for a trip. We were hungry in the morning so we went out to find something to eat." Lu Mingfei continued the topic. He kept staring at Lin Bei's face as he spoke, as if he wanted to see something from it. Clues.

"As for why you say your surname is Xia, it's because you look very similar to an acquaintance of mine. He happens to travel abroad a lot, and I was wondering if you might be his relative."

Fingel can testify to this. That person moved too frequently and it has seriously affected his campus life.

"That's it." Lin Bei nodded to express his understanding, without any fluctuation in his expression: "But you guys are quite courageous. You dare to go out to buy things without the company of adults. You have to be careful in Japan. No It’s easy to be targeted by bad guys when accompanied by a guardian.”

It's hard for Lu Mingfei to disagree with this. Thanks to Lao Xia Tou, they were targeted on the first day they came to Japan.

But from what he meant, could it be that Atami's gangsters were so arrogant that they dared to snatch children in broad daylight?

Lu Mingfei asked his doubts and received a meaningful smile.

"I don't know if the underworld in Rihai is arrogant or not, but the merchants here are masters at robbing customers." Lin Bei knocked on his four big buckets, with a flush on his face: "You should have all read Water Margin, right? ?”

"Seen."

"Do you know Wu Song's story?"

"I know, that's my favorite hero, bar none." When Wu Song was mentioned, Lu Mingfei perked up and discussed Wu Song's heroic deeds with Lin Bei with great interest, completely unaware of Chu Zihang and Chu Zihang behind him. The change in Susie's eyes, and the porridge and spoon they put down.

In "Water Margin", the story about Wu Song occupies the most space and has the best characterization. It has even spawned fan masterpieces that have been passed down to later generations.

Lu Mingfei was telling the story of Wu Song fighting a tiger, but Lin Bei was telling the story of Wu Song being almost made into a meat bun by the dominatrix Sun Erniang.

"Although they were almost killed by Wu Song, before that they had killed countless passers-by, recycled their bodies, and chopped them into minced meat and minced meat." Lin Bei said. After wiping his saliva, the eyes of Lu Mingfei and others became more and more profound, as if there was a darkness hidden in them that was so rich that it could not be dissolved.

This look made Lu Mingfei's hair stand on end: "Uh, um, are you trying to say..."

Lu Mingfei once complained about this sentence - those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to Xia are black, implying that he, a pure and kind-hearted sunshine boy, was tilted by Lao Xia's headband. Those who take shortcuts are wrong, and those who are not chieftains are wrong.

Although he didn't know what non-chief meant at that time, he was sure it wasn't a good word. Later, when he checked on the Internet, he could only find that it meant chief of an African primitive tribe.

Considering that all the African chiefs were black, Lu Mingfei suspected that Old Xia Tou was laughing at him for his dark face and bad luck, and that he often brought the people around him with him into bad luck.

But before Lao Xia Tou appeared, his bad luck was actually average, about 50% to good luck.

Later, I became acquainted with Lao Xia Tou, and I encountered a lot of bad luck, but most of the causes were from Lao Xia Tou. It was nonsense to even bring the people around him into misfortune. He obviously wanted to make more people suffer. People came to provide him with entertainment and pulled people in by force.

But the current situation seems to be really caused by him. If he hadn't wanted to drink some porridge to nourish his stomach on a whim, they wouldn't have come to this stall. Even if he wasn't talking about sex, they wouldn't have known about such an unacceptable person. matter.

Looking at the black and red preserved eggs and the dark red meat in the bowl, Lu Mingfei felt his stomach churn, and he felt like he wanted to vomit but couldn't.

Looking back, Su Qian and Chu Zihang both had the same expression.

Among them, only Erii, who was thinking about eating five-eye fried rice, had not yet had her porridge.

"That's right, it's just like you thought. I'll mash them first, then kill them, shave them, cut them into pieces, and then sort them into porridge with other ingredients." Lin Bei smiled and turned the other three buckets around. to, revealing the labels of Blood Porridge, Pork Ribs Porridge, and Sanjidi Porridge.

Blood, flesh, bones and internal organs can be said to be the best use of ingredients, without any waste.

Under Lu Mingfei's shocked gaze, Lin Bei opened all the covers and said with a smile: "Jie Jie Jie, little guys, it is a big misfortune for you to meet me. I won't let you increase your age later." No one can leave if he weighs five or six pounds."

boom--

The moment the lid was opened, golden light bloomed, and the suffocating aroma filled the air instantly. Not only Lu Mingfei and the other three were stunned, but even the people around them who were rushing to catch the subway and the vendors setting up stalls stopped at this moment. , attracted by the rich aroma, smelling the smell and looking this way, drooling and gulping.

Even though Eriyi, who only wanted to eat fried rice, put down her obsession with the five-eye fried rice at this moment, she turned to look at the fragrant porridge bucket, and for the first time, the color of desire appeared in her eyes.

She had a strange feeling, as if what was there was important to her, and the monster hidden in her body was roaring crazily, eager to vent its desire to eat.

"What... what is this?" Lu Mingfei's tears flowed down from the corner of his mouth. He didn't understand what Lin Bei added to the porridge, so that he had an almost instinctive desire in his heart. It seemed that he would not finish the few drinks. Bucket porridge will regret it for the rest of your life.

"It's Dorag, I added Dorag in it!"

The silver-haired young man had a wicked smile on his face, and took out several bowls of porridge with a big spoon and placed them on the dining table: "You don't really think that I did anything sinister or added any dirty ingredients to the porridge, do you?

I am a serious chef and will never do anything illegal or criminal. "

Then why did you just tell the story about Wu Song and Sun Erniang? !

At this moment, Lu Mingfei also understood that this guy was deliberately teasing them just now, and he pretended to be so: "Who are you? Are you teasing us on purpose?"