Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei

"I told you I'm Lin Bei, just an ordinary street foodie." The young porridge seller took out the golden LED light under the lid and put it back on, hiding the tangy aroma of the three major porridges. , and then the flow of people in the subway station, which seemed to have pressed the pause button, resumed action.

Before Lu Mingfei could complain about this handmade gold legend, a passerby near the stall who was attracted by the smell and wanted to buy porridge suddenly screamed strangely. He seemed to have recognized Lin Bei's identity, showing the madness and obsession of a fan girl or brother seeing his idol. : "Ah ah ah! It's... it's the Porridge Immortal!"

These people screamed and rushed towards the porridge stall. Everyone was waving banknotes in their hands to buy a piece of hot porridge. Seeing that the chaotic fans were about to rush into the four children, Lin Beida He stopped the fans’ momentum with a wave of his hand:

"Stop! There's still porridge, get in line first!"

Seeing a dozen men and women with flushed faces and drooling, lining up neatly under Lin Bei's command, Lu Mingfei didn't wonder whether this was the Japanese discipline and obedience that was known on the Internet, but I started to think about whether it is normal to add some illegal drugs to the seasonings in Japan, a small country.

He knew that the Japanese liked to give certain special beings the title of immortal, such as the turtle immortal, cat immortal, and lustful immortal in the comics, but how could one become an immortal by making porridge?

If one can become an immortal so easily, then wouldn’t everyone in Guangdong Province be an immortal?

Lu Mingfei suspected that the so-called Dorag was actually some kind of hallucinogen or drug D. These fanatical fans actually drank the porridge with added ingredients and went crazy. Otherwise, it would be difficult to explain their madness. They looked like elementary school students. The pictures the police uncle showed when he came to school to promote anti-drugs at that time were too similar.

The preserved egg and lean meat porridge in his hand seemed extremely heavy at this moment. It was conservatively estimated to be unbearable for life. Lu Mingfei felt that it was okay not to drink the porridge.

Chu Zihang and Su Qian also had the same idea as him. The three of them exchanged glances and decided it would be better to escape first.

With the same opinion, Lu Mingfei turned to look behind him: "Hui Liyi, let's go eat your favorite fried food..."

He suddenly choked up in the middle of his words. He saw that the girl with her long red hair taking off her disguise had moved in front of the dining car at some point. Her pink lips were stained with some porridge water, and the porridge bowl handed out in her hand was already empty. .

Judging from her attitude of asking for another bowl, if Lu Mingfei hadn't called her to stop, the second round would have already started.

Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded. He knew that Eriyi could eat, but he didn't know that she could eat it so well. From just now, she was resisting and looked like she would rather starve to death if she couldn't eat the five-eye fried rice, to now she said, "Oh, it smells so delicious." "Only a few seconds passed, and she had already finished the three ounces of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Are you holding back to drink water?

Chew it before swallowing it!

Don’t be afraid of choking either!

Facing those eyes that were a little more lively than two days ago, Lu Mingfei swallowed back the sermon that came to his lips: "Forget it, it's okay."

Now that the matter has come to this, there is no use in talking more. He can only break the jar and throw it away.

As the saying goes, talking about toxicity aside from dosage is just to be a hooligan. As long as they don't continue to drink, their intake is not large and they will not become "fanatic fans".

When Eriyi saw that Lu Ming insisted on taking her to eat five-eye fried rice, she was actually very moved. However, looking at the four bowls of porridge in front of her, her feet seemed to be rooted, unable to move at all.

When the aroma hit her just now, the monster lurking inside her body roared to eat. The instinctive impulse made her swallow the preserved egg and lean meat porridge in one breath, and then there was a burst of food like the scorching sun in winter. The warmth spreads from the stomach and spreads throughout the body.

Because life is too monotonous, Eri, who has never enjoyed any high-end services, cannot use appropriate words to describe her feelings. She can only feel indescribable comfort and tranquility. It seems that the monster lurking in her body is slightly satisfied. The sound of humming.

But it wasn't enough, it wasn't satisfied yet, she wasn't full yet.

After such a moment of confusion, Eryi felt that her hands were empty, and then she sank again and found that the empty bowl in her hands had been replaced by dark red blood-replenishing porridge.

Cherry's little mouth pursed slightly, and Eriyi felt that the inner wall of her mouth was secreting saliva crazily, and her intestines and stomach were also moving crazily, as if she was telling her hunger.

However, he said he would take him to eat Wumu Fried Rice.

A bit of struggle flashed in the girl's eyes. Before she could make up her mind, she heard the Congee Immortal in front of her say something softly that only the two of them could hear:

"Children who disobey will be caught and spanked. Children who don't eat breakfast will not only be spanked, but they will also not grow up."

This is……

The voice that came to her ears was so familiar, and the words she spoke seemed familiar. Eriki's cold facial features seemed to come to life completely at this moment. She looked up at the silver-haired young man with a wicked smile, only to see him wink at her. Blinking, he stopped the name that was about to come out of his mouth.

"This is magic medicine porridge with magical animals added. Drinking it will make your body better." The silver-haired young man winked and encouraged.

Eriyi nodded obediently, no longer as bold as Lu Zhishen when he was drinking just now, she took her own little spoon and planned to drink it in small sips.

Next to her, Lu Mingfei was still thinking about whether to induce vomiting in Eriyi later and spit out the food she had eaten. From the corner of his eye, he saw her starting to eat again and hurriedly stepped forward to stop her.

In front of the real owner, he did not directly say that this thing was poisonous, but patiently advised: "Eriyi, if you drink too much porridge, you won't be able to eat the five-eye fried rice later."

The little red head shook, and Eriyi pointed at the magic medicine porridge, saying that he would put aside the five-eye fried rice for now and wait until noon to deal with it. The top priority was to drink the porridge.

Seeing that Eriki, who had always been cooperative and obedient, suddenly acted so stubbornly, Lu Mingfei was a little helpless. He tried to pull Eriki aside and explain in a low voice, but the damn thing was that he couldn't pull her away. move.

Simply outrageous!

You must know that under Lao Xia Tou's training and feeding, his physical fitness has improved by leaps and bounds. His strength alone is not inferior to that of adult men, at least stronger than his uncle who is gradually out of shape.

Lu Mingfei didn't believe in the evil and increased his strength, almost to the point where he could pull the sofa in Lao Xia Tou's house. He still couldn't shake Eryi's slender arms, and the hand holding the bowl didn't tremble at all.

"Ahem..." Facing Eri Yi's slightly confused eyes and Lin Bei's half-joking, half-disgusting smile, Lu Mingfei awkwardly wanted to find a hole to get in, but the floor was tight and there was no hole. He could only defend himself: "What about that? How about we pack it up and take it away? We can keep it for later."

As he said that, he took out two lunch boxes from his backpack and discussed with Lin Bei: "Well, look, there are so many people lined up behind you. We won't block your business here. Please pack them for us. Bar."

"Are you sure?" Lin Bei looked at Lu Mingfei with a half-smile.

"Definitely and definitely."

"Okay, but my porridge is a medicinal diet for strengthening the body, nourishing qi and replenishing blood. If it gets cold, the medicinal power will be lost. You must drink it while it's hot." Lin Bei said and glanced at the silent man standing nearby. Chu Zihang and Su Qian took a few sips of their preserved egg and lean meat porridge and never touched it again:

"Where are you two? Are you going to eat here or take it away?"

"Pack it." Chu Zihang took out two lunch boxes from the backpack on Lu Mingfei's back. This time they were more advanced and were insulated.

After packing up three bowls of preserved egg and lean meat porridge and an untouched mouthful of blood-tonifying porridge, the four of them were about to leave, but Lin Bei stopped them again and took out the packing box from under the dining car to put the spareribs they had just served. Porridge and Sanjidi Porridge also packed a portion, saying it was a gift for fellow villagers.

He had said before that Lu Mingfei and the others would not be able to leave easily today unless they gained a few kilograms. Although it was not possible for everyone to gain weight so far, the total of these points was still pretty much the same.

Lu Mingfei still wanted to refuse, but Eliyi took it one step faster than him. When he wanted to return it, the people in the queue behind him started to shout, so he could only say thank you and leave.

And when they walked away, Lin Bei, who was pretending to take orders for the onlookers, suddenly stopped smiling, walked out of the pit behind the dining car, and his whole body suddenly became taller.

Waved to the side, a tall girl wearing sportswear and a high ponytail walked out from the crowd of onlookers. She looked like an athletic girl who interrupted her training after being attracted by the fragrance during morning exercises, but her face was different from The proud body proportions make people doubt that she is actually a promising model.

"Please help me look at the stalls. I have to catch the next show." After finishing his words, the silver-haired young man took off the silver wig with a headband on his head, revealing his domineering slicked back hair.

Without waiting for the tall girl to reply, he shook his long flowing hair and strode towards the other side.

Mai Shutoku: "..."

Looking at the man's leaving figure and the innocent people gathered in front of the stall, the girl, who had been busy all day without much rest, felt physically and mentally exhausted.

"Hey, the life of a maid is also a life." After muttering, Mai Shutoku started her second job as a sales agent.

When the lid was opened, no golden flash appeared, and the instinctive fragrance disappeared. However, the customers waiting in line did not notice anything unusual, and still looked enthusiastic and obsessed.

The Porridge Immortal just made four bowls of porridge, and now there was still one bowl left on the dining car. Mai Shutoku blinked and accepted it without hesitation.

It melts in your mouth and is awesome.

…

On the other side, the four-man dragon-slaying team had arrived near the coastline.

Although there was a little incident, Lu Mingfei did not disrupt the plan he had made before. He still fished first and then went to find the mythical beast.

Lu Mingfei had just explained to Eriyi that Lin Bei was not a good person. He suspected that he had put addictive prohibited items in the porridge, and explained the consequences of eating them, hoping to make Eriyi give up. This is the so-called medicated diet.

However, in the face of his proposal, Eri showed a rare dissatisfaction. The red-haired girl found that the magician apprentice and brave man did not seem to be very smart. Even if he did not recognize Mr. Magician, he even The magic potion porridge was mistaken for poison.

Mr. Magician had clearly said that this was a good thing, but he was so stubborn that he not only refused to let himself eat it, but also refused to throw it into the trash can to feed the hungry homeless people, choosing to recycle the waste and throw it into the sea. nest.

"Sakura, ばか!"

Lu Mingfei and Su Qian persuaded her all the way, but they couldn't change Eriki's mind. In the end, she was scolded "Baga" (idiot), which made her want to vomit blood.

"Miss, you don't know a good person's heart." Lu Mingfei looked at the small notebook that Eryi held in front of him, and wanted to help this underworld daughter do beauty exercises again, but now in public It was inconvenient to do such a small move, so I could only say sincerely:

"What should I explain to your family if something goes wrong with your food? Moreover, our journey of slaying dragons and saving the world has just begun. You can't delay your trip because you have diarrhea after eating the wrong thing, or you will be laughed at. .”

Eriyi didn't have any idea about this, but still held the small book in front of her.

"I've convinced you." Lu Mingfei held his forehead helplessly. After being criticized, he chose to change the subject and said, "If you don't talk about it for now, why did you call me Sakura?"

She obviously knew her real name, so why did she still call her by a pseudonym and use Roman pronunciation.

"Because Sakura is an idiot." Eryi took a pen and added a few words on the notebook, and added in her heart: But Lu Mingfei is not.

Oeri didn't receive much normal education since she was a child, so she sometimes looked too childish. But since leaving that completely closed room, she has gradually opened her heart and expanded her knowledge. Through channels, there is a lot of knowledge that cannot be supplemented through animation and movies, and I gradually gained my own understanding.

But she firmly believed in Mr. Magician's words.

He said he was going to accept a punishment game, and she kept it in mind.

She was very happy to meet the cheerful, kind and gentle Lu Mingfei, but she was worried that he would leave after the game was over. After all, he was just a brave man from a foreign country.

The girl experienced separation once. It was when her brother went to study abroad. For the first time, she knew what missing was.

But my brother will come back, but Lu Mingfei won't. His home is far away.

So she regarded the hero of the dragon-slaying team as Sakura, and the one who stayed with her and cared for her was Lu Mingfei.

The former is an illusory game character, and only the latter is real.

After the mission is over, the brave man will leave the witch and return to the kingdom to marry the princess, but Lu Mingfei will not.

Scratching his head, Lu Mingfei felt a little crazy. This was the first person so far who made him feel helpless (Master Xia asked: Am I being expelled now?).

There's no way around it. Being unable to speak and not familiar with the world will naturally make people feel pity. People like Lu Mingfei, who are good at talking nonsense, try to restrain themselves to avoid hurting people's hearts by saying something inappropriate and harsh.

As for force and coercion, to be honest, he was a little worried that he was no match for Eri Yi. Just now he tried 70% of his strength but failed to pull Eri Yi's arm. This kind of shock was like a person who couldn't even do Tai Chi. The old man competed with the British strongman on the same stage. After three rounds of fierce fighting in the ring, the British strongman who weighed more than 200 kilograms tried his best but could not even break a finger of the 69-year-old man.

It’s so shameful and exclaiming unbelievable!

Seeing that Lu Mingfei was no longer stupid, Hui Liyi turned the page and wrote on the blank paper: "Porridge Immortal, very powerful!!"

"It's just porridge, what's so great about it?" Lu Mingfei curled his lips. To be honest, the bowl of porridge just now had an average taste. It couldn't even compare to my aunt's craftsmanship.

She's not even as good as an ordinary woman, so why would she dare to be an immortal?

And just when he was about to brag, saying that if his skills were shown, he might not be able to win the title of Game Immortal in this small city, suddenly two guys wearing vests, portable fishing gear and fisherman hats came from the other side of the road. Running wildly by, with excitement and yearning on his face:

"Fishing Immortal, Fishing Immortal is coming to Atami!"