Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

Not long after leaving Dumbledore's office, Zhang Xu met Percy in the corridor.

"Is the mysterious man really back?" Percy asked in a deep voice.

Zhang Xu nodded and replied: "Yes."

Percy looked down at the ground and pondered for a few minutes, while Zhang Xu stood there and looked at him quietly.

Then Percy looked up, turned around and left without saying anything.

After Percy turned the corner of the corridor and disappeared, Zhang Xu also walked towards his dormitory.

For a sane person like Percy, facts often speak louder than words.

At the beginning of this school year, Zhang Xu tried to persuade Percy overnight, but Percy only believed it to a certain extent.

At the time, Percy still thought the Death Eaters were just getting together to cause trouble, like at the Quidditch World Cup. Or a war against a certain group of dark wizards that so far has no clues, rather than the return of Voldemort.

In a short period of time, Azkaban escaped from prison, Hogwarts was attacked, and Zhang Xu was ambushed. If Percy still couldn't guess the reason behind this, he could kill himself with a piece of jelly.

Now Zhang Xu is also curious about what Percy should choose next.

But before Zhang Xu could figure it out, he was almost blocked by the Harry trio.

Recently, Harry seemed to have something to say to Zhang Xu, and Zhang Xu estimated that 90% of the matter had to do with Snape, so Zhang Xu didn't bother to deal with it. He avoided it if he could, and hung up a block when he was in the office. "Do not disturb at work" sign, then lock the door.

Although Harry has the Marauder's Map, Zhang Xu's improved Horcrux detector is set up to detect Harry, which allows Zhang Xu to avoid Harry every time. Even if he is blocked, he can use the transformation spell to turn into a bird and fly away from the corridor window.

Another reason why Zhang Xu didn't want to see Harry was actually the same reason why Dumbledore didn't want to see Harry during this period. He was worried that Harry would have a telepathic connection with Voldemort again. The fewer such links, the better.

After walking up the stairs to the professor's bathroom and taking a bath while avoiding Harry, Zhang Xu went back to the dormitory to sleep.

When it was time to have breakfast the next Monday morning, the atmosphere in the cafeteria was a bit strange.

The students kept looking around while eating breakfast, as if they were looking for something, and then looked at Percy sitting on the professor's chair.

While Zhang Qiu was eating bread, he said to Zhang Xu with a cheerful look on his face: "These are all good things you did."

Zhang Xu also took a piece of bread and was spreading jam on it. After listening to Zhang Qiu's words, he called out to Tianqu. He said: "You can't blame me and Fleur. Before us, this happened in Hogwarts." It’s not uncommon.”

"But you two are the ones who promoted this matter and made it a daily routine." Zhang Qiu glanced sideways at Zhang Xu and said, "Before you did this, such things only happened occasionally. Then you two took the lead, like this We see each other every day. Sometimes Gabrielle is right next to her, and you are not afraid of teaching her a bad lesson."

"Don't make it sound like only the two of us have done this. You and Cedric were not the same before." Zhang Xu said with a funny look on his face.

"Haha." Zhang Qiu replied coldly.

"Speaking of which, Percy only banned students from each other, but it should be fine for me to use my identity as a professor." Zhang Xu said thoughtfully, "How about we give it a try?"

Zhang Xu's answer was three consecutive elbow strikes.

The background of the conversation between the two aunts and nephews of the Zhang family was the "Education Order No. 28" issued by Senior Investigator Percy Weasley early this morning: students are prohibited from feeding each other.

When Zhang Xu saw this education order on the bulletin board this morning, he thought it was because his sleeping posture was wrong and he had a very real dream.

After pinching Neville who was passing by to make sure that this was not a dream, Zhang Xu was so shocked that he was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside.

Zhang Xu has been dedicated to helping Hogwarts singles get out of singles for many years, and now the proportion of couples on campus has increased significantly.

During the Triwizard Tournament last school year, Zhang Xu and Furong sometimes threw food and dog food in the cafeteria, and then a group of people began to imitate them.

As soon as Percy's education order came out this morning, the entire Hogwarts students were confused.

However, the students did not dare to test this strange educational order easily, which made the atmosphere in the cafeteria a bit strange.

At the end of breakfast, two warriors who dared to challenge the education order appeared.

Only the result of the challenge was that Fred and George were deducted ten points each.

Just when the students had not recovered from this education order, on Tuesday morning, a new education order shocked the students even more.

"Fortunately, Cedric graduated," Zhang Xu said to Zhang Qiu while eating breakfast, "otherwise you two would definitely be deducted a lot of points."

"What does Percy want to do?" Zhang Qiu said with a frown, "Did he break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yes." Zhang Xu said, "He broke up with Penello not long ago."

"No wonder." Zhang Qiu said, "But if he does this, will he burn all the lovers to death in the end?"

Zhang Xu shrugged, wondering if Percy would approve his application to form an FFF group now.

The education order Percy issued this morning is "Education Order No. 29": it is forbidden for boys and girls to be closer than six inches apart.

Later, the Weasley twin brothers didn't eat much for breakfast or lunch, so they didn't know what to do.

In the afternoon class, many boys and girls had a ruler floating between them. When any part of them violated the shortest distance between them, the ruler would fly over, and then it would say "Too close! Points deducted!" "the sound of.

This voice was the voice of Percy that the twins asked Zhang Xu to use at noon to simulate Percy's voice using the voice-changing spell bow tie, one of the three-piece set of Death.

In order to thank Zhang Xu for his help, the twins planned to sell Zhang Xu such a ruler at half price, but Zhang Xu refused because he was a professor and I was not afraid.

However, in the afternoon Potions class, the Potions classroom was filled with Percy's voice. After all, there were too many opportunities for two students to get close to each other in Potions class, and sometimes it was against the rules to take potion ingredients at the same time.

This made Snape furious and asked the students to put the stuff away during class.

On Wednesday morning, students crowded in front of the bulletin board early to see what the senior investigator was going to do today.

When it was time to have breakfast, the Zhang family aunt and nephew continued to explain.

"What's going on with today's education order?" Zhang Xu asked.

After dinner last night, Zhang Xu went back to the office to study the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation". He was not very clear about the background of the latest education order.

"It is said that someone attacked Percy after using Polyjuice Potion last night." Zhang Qiu said.

"How did Percy know that the other party used polyjuice potion?" Zhang Xu asked in surprise.

Although it takes time to make polyjuice potion, it is not difficult to make, and the Pharmacists Association has some in stock.

But it is still very difficult to tell whether the other party has taken Polyjuice Potion. When Barty Crouch Jr. used Polyjuice Potion, even Dumbledore missed it.

"Why don't you know?" Zhang Qiu replied, "Otherwise there is no way to explain why Percy was attacked by three Professor Dumbledores at the same time."

There were so many flaws in this matter that Zhang Xu didn’t know where to start.

Today's education order is "Education Order No. 30": it is prohibited to use magic to change the appearance of students.

When he was brushing his teeth and washing his face on Thursday morning, Zhang Xu was thinking about what tricks Percy would play today.

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While eating breakfast, today's two commentators were grabbing a basket of hot and fragrant barbecued pork buns that Zhang Xu ran himself from the kitchen last night.

However, the students around him were talking about this matter.

"Who did Professor Weasley offend?"

"It should be those couples."

"I really don't know who did this to put so many assassins into Professor Weasley's office and make his office a mess."

Zhang Xu, who grabbed half of the barbecued pork buns, listened to the discussions of the students around him, and at the same time, he was also thinking about who was so capable of doing this.

Moreover, there is no need for thorns in Potions class recently. With so many thorns having to be purchased from outside the school, who would want to spend money to trouble Percy.

Percy naturally thought of this, and he couldn't guarantee whether students would buy other more dangerous magical animals and throw them into his office in the future, so he issued several educational orders this morning.

"Education Order No. 31": Students are prohibited from bringing magical animals that are not related to the curriculum into the castle.

"Education Order No. 32": Animals can only stay in common rooms and dormitories, and owls can only stay in the owl house.

Education Order No. 33: Requires students to allow schools to inspect their Owl mail for illegal contraband.

"Education Order No. 34": Students' owls must be tagged.

Percy's educational edict about checking students' owl mail angered many onlookers.

Students still take their sexual matters very seriously, and many senior students are naturally unwilling to let Percy check the letters they write to their graduated lovers.

Zhang Xu once inadvertently glanced at Zhang Qiu's letter to Cedric, and the few lines he glanced at made him so numb that he couldn't feel the pain Zhang Qiu hammered him with.

As the saying goes, there are policies above and countermeasures below. Before breakfast time was over, the students had already thought of ways to trick Percy.

That night, almost everyone in Hogwarts Castle faintly heard a loud noise.

Not long after, Senior Investigator Professor Percy Weasley was carried to the school doctor's office.

Madam Pomfrey complained that there was too much noise in Percy's office just now, which affected the rest of the students in the school infirmary, while preparing a potion for Percy.

But at this time, Percy, who had woken up from a coma, could no longer hear Madam Pomfrey's complaints. The blood flowed from his ears all the way to his neck.

The next morning, "Education Order No. 34" was released: red shouting letters were banned.

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