Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

When fighting on top of a train, positioning is very important. Generally speaking, many people like to face away from the front of the car, because being blown away by strong wind is not a fun experience. Especially if sand blows into the eyes, short-term discomfort will most likely lead to the failure of the battle.

But for wizards, such problems can be solved through magic. But sometimes when inexperienced people realize this problem and cast spells on themselves, it means losing the upper hand.

Voldemort obviously took this into consideration and bullied Zhang Xu's youth in order to gain the upper hand and then beat him up. The Dark Lord is reasonable. He beat Zhang when he was halfway up. He couldn't do such a lowly thing.

But when Voldemort saw that Zhang Xu had quickly climbed out of the car window and climbed onto the roof of the car without any delay, and that he had already prepared wind-blocking magic, he gave up his plan to strike first.

If Zhang Xu knew what Voldemort was thinking, he would just laugh. In terms of experience in fighting on trains, I, Zhang, am not inferior to others in the UK. When I beat up the guy who flew the car with a machine gun, and the guy who hit the train and blew up the bridge, you had not yet graduated from Hogwarts.

Voldemort saw that Zhang Xu was ready, so he started to talk out of habit, "I'm just afraid of scaring your little girlfriend."

"She is not, not really. Don't talk nonsense." Zhang Xu said to Voldemort with eyes wide open, "Don't think that just because you are the Dark Lord, you can talk nonsense. Believe it or not, I will go to the Wizengamot to sue you for slander. Don't look at it. You control the Ministry of Magic, but the Wizengamot still has laws."

"Then I'll just change the law." Voldemort said nonchalantly.

"You are awesome." Zhang bowed to the evil forces.

"What are you doing here today?" Zhang Xu continued to delay, "The person you are looking for is not on the train."

"No, no, no." Voldemort shook his head and said, "I didn't come to see him today, I came to see you."

"So today you are considered a guest." Zhang Xu laughed and said, "I have prepared hot pot in the carriage. How about we go there, eat hot pot and sing songs, and then deal with the matter?"

"Then you are asking people to abandon this carriage, sacrificing yourself to drag me down so that other students can leave safely?" Voldemort said with a sneer.

At the same time, he waved the Elder Wand in his hand, and a magic spell hit the connection between the two carriages behind him.

"I have reinforced the train." Voldemort said to Zhang Xu.

Zhang Xu frowned and asked: "Your Excellency seems to be very happy today. Is there anything happy you can say that will make me happy too?"

"Indeed, I discovered something very interesting." Voldemort said while playing with the Elder Wand in his hand, "I didn't expect that you were also plotted by Dumbledore."

Zhang Xu frowned even more, thinking that Voldemort seemed to know the secret of the Elder Wand's identity.

Voldemort saw the expression on Zhang Xu's face and thought that he was frightened by the news he brought, so he said: "Since I got the Elder Wand from you, I have found that it is not as I expected. It works so well."

"Later Ollivander told me that the Elder Wand probably knew its owner.

Only by defeating its previous master will it recognize the winner as its new master. "

"Later, I asked Draco and Severus carefully, and they told me all the details of that night. Only then did I know that it turned out that Draco became the master of the Elder Wand that night."

"Later, I asked Draco carefully and found that he was beaten badly by you later."

"No wonder you were so awesome that night."

"It turns out that you are the real master of the Elder Wand."

Looking at Voldemort's smiling face, Zhang Xu blurted out "fuck" all the way.

Although Voldemort didn't know what Zhang Xu meant, he could tell from the shocked expression on Zhang Xu's face that this incident had a great impact on Zhang Xu.

Zhang Xu was indeed shocked, because the script written by Dumbledore still successfully put himself and Voldemort on the opposite side. If he hadn't already known about the urinary properties of the Elder Wand and dumped the blame early on, now he would have had no choice but to run away or fight to the death.

Zhang Xu quickly came to his senses, pretended to frown and thought for a while, and then carefully said to Voldemort: "How about we get out of the carriage first, eat hot pot and sing, and then you give me a chance to faint?" Just a little magic spell like that will do the trick."

"I think this place is good," Voldemort said.

"How about you find someone you don't like and give me a little magic spell like fainting, and then you decide whether to cast the Cruciatus Curse or the Death Curse on him?" Zhang Xu continued to bargain.

"Then I will find a random student on the train. The two girls who went to the hotel with you last night, which one do you think is better?" Voldemort asked Zhang Xu for advice.

"Actually, my first choice is Snape." Zhang Xu said seriously. If Voldemort really accepted this suggestion, Snape would probably go easy on him for the sake of the photo album he sent.

"He is still useful now," Voldemort replied.

"However, for the sake of our happy cooperation in the past, I can give you a chance to survive." Voldemort continued, "I promise not to use Avada Kedavra."

Zhang Xu looked at the speeding train and estimated that there was a high chance that he would fall to his death on the spot after falling into a coma. Back then, he often used magic to knock down the Japanese soldiers who were shooting on the roof of the car and threw them to death.

At this time, Zhang Xu felt that he needed to delay for a little longer, so he continued: "How about another day? I'm not feeling well right now. I hope I can take a sick leave."

"Don't take my kindness as something you should get for granted." Voldemort said impatiently, "Letting you go on the road clearly is the greatest favor bestowed upon you."

"Of course you can run away, I believe I can't stop you."

"But I can't guarantee how many students on the train will be able to reach Hogwarts safely by then."

Seeing that the other party threatened him with the safety of a busload of students, Zhang Xu had no choice.

But now his purpose of delaying time has been achieved.

"Okay, let's get started." Zhang Xu raised the wand in his hand.

At the same time, Voldemort's Elder Wand also waved.

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When the train passed through the tunnel, Zhang Xu had turned over and lay on the roof. Looking up, there was no one else on the roof except him. I checked both sides of the carriage again and found no Voldemort hanging on the carriage.

When Zhang Xu just climbed onto the roof of the car, he saw the tunnel on the mountainside railway in the distance in the sunset, so he tried to see if he could trick Voldemort.

When the train entered the tunnel just now, Voldemort, who had his back facing the direction of the train, focused all his attention on Zhang Xu, but failed to notice that the entrance of the tunnel was getting closer and closer to him.

Then, Zhang Xu heard a "bang" while using the iron bridge to avoid it. The sound behind him could not be heard because the train was making too much noise in the tunnel. It seemed that something heavy had fallen at his feet. look like.

For the first time in his life, Zhang Xu prayed to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, hoping that Voldemort would be killed like this.