Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

See the sinister smile on the corner of King Yama's mouth.

Lin Feng felt a chill all over his body!

No way! No way!

Is he still harboring any bad intentions?

It’s really endless, right?

Son of Yin Tian, ​​Emperor of Ghosts, Prince of Taishan Prefecture!

Dear gods! Come and collect this evildoer!

What a sin!!!

Even Cui Yu and Hei Bai Wuchang were stunned when they saw the smile on the corner of King Yama's mouth.

No! Your Excellency, aren’t you planning to let him go yet?

My little brother is so miserable!

However, I am a soft-spoken person, so there is nothing I can do about it!

Hey! May you wish for more blessings. As the saying goes: A dead Taoist friend will not die, but Ju Tao will not die!

If one little brother dies, there are still thousands of little brothers, right?

Um!

Nothing wrong!

"Okay, okay! I'm just teasing you this time! I won't ask for it from you anymore!"

Suddenly the conversation changed: "But! You brought the live broadcast from the underworld to the underworld. This is a serious crime! Originally, the owner planned to throw you into hell to be robbed!"

When Lin Feng heard this, he immediately wanted to refute, but then King Yama said again:

"However, because of your pure heart, you have risked your life to go to the underworld to pray for longevity for your great merits. This move moves the world! So I will not pursue it!"

Hearing this, Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

"So, I will give you a few jars of wine as a token punishment! Do you have any objections?"

Lin Feng:……

Studio︰……

Can I let you say all the good things about the co-author?

What opinions can I have on riding a horse?

If I have an objection, what will you do?

Then throw me into the eighteenth level of hell to be robbed, right?

If you really ride a horse, you will answer the words of Yang Jian:

You told me to eat shit, and you forced me to say so!

This time I return to the earthly world and never come back again!

What a pit! Huge pit!!!

Now that you know I'm running a live broadcast, you want to be a good person, right?

Save your face and dignity, right?

It’s so damn good!

I won’t be able to watch the next party drama TV series without you!

The one who rides the horse wishes that his whole body was filled with evil intentions.

You just like to bully me, an honest person, right?

You wait for your father, and when you return to the earth, you will see how I will ruin your reputation!

You are waiting for me!

!!!!!!

No! I alone am not enough! (Voice-over: All Jiaxing artists: ?????? Just you and Boss Yang Reba, we will applaud from behind!)

I also want the entire Jiaxing to help me take revenge on you! (All artists in Jiaxing: No! You don’t want to!)

Let your reputation be ruined!!! (Voice-over: All artists in Jiaxing: No! Brother, don’t get involved, we still want to live! We don’t want to heat the hot pot!)

Well! Just do it!

At this moment, Hei Wuchang scratched his head with a puzzled look on his face.

He asked Cui Yu in a low voice: "Penal Cui, is it a crime to broadcast live in the underworld? Why didn't I know? There is no such article in the laws of the underworld, right?"

But Hei Wuchang, who is usually tall and thick, would not speak in a low voice like a woman, but would speak loudly as soon as he spoke.

Suddenly everyone heard it.

King Yama:???

Judge Choi:???

Bai Wuchang:???

Lin Feng:???

Studio:???

Good guy! Very good! Old Hei, you want to tear me down, right?

Hearing Hei Wuchang's words, King Yama responded with a look on his face!

He said in a deep voice: "Um, Cui Yu! I remember that there were a few little janitors who went to reincarnation yesterday at Guimenguan. Do you think there are any suitable candidates? They need to be strong!"

After hearing King Yama's question, how could Cui Yu not understand what King Yama meant?

This makes it clear that Lao Hei should go! But after so many years of friendship with Lao Hei, it’s not good!

He trembled and stammered: "Your Majesty, this... um... I think otherwise!... um..."

I just can't say it for the life of me!

King Yama became impatient upon hearing this and said directly in a deep voice:

"Okay, okay, don't do this...then...let's do it! Let Fan Wujiu be a janitor! I'll just watch this guy get punished! No poking!"

????

#f:......

Studio:

Hei Wuchang suddenly raised question marks among 10,000 black people.

What happened to me?

Why did it turn to me again?

Thinking of the trick I used on Cui Yu just now!

He immediately said to King Yama with a smile on his face:

"I understand, I shouldn't contradict the king, especially I shouldn't pretend to be in front of the king! I was wrong!"

"From now on, whenever there is a place to pretend to beep, I, Lao Hei, will hide behind and let the king pretend! I will applaud the king from behind!"

"I want to use the majestic appearance of the king, like the bright moon rising above the nine heavens, to shine on us lost little devils, so that we can feel the warmth and heart of the king! The king is handsome, mighty and domineering. He is truly the billionaire of my underworld. The most outstanding talent of the year!"

"My admiration for the king is like a torrential river, which is endless, and like the Yellow River overflowing, which can be out of control. Listening to the king's words is worth reading a million years of books, and seeing the famous figures in the underworld is better than the king! It can be said that it is better than reading a million years of books. It is truly an honor for me to see you here. When I go home, I will burn incense to worship my ancestors and thank my ancestors for their kindness!”

"Oh, Your Majesty, your heaven is full and the pavilions are square. You can see that you are a very lucky person! According to my humble opinion, the position of the next King of Hell must be Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty's words were so good. I was enlightened and benefited a lot. As soon as Your Majesty said something, the effect was different from what others said!"

"Your Majesty, please don't think that I am flattering you. As the King, do you still need us to flatter you? Isn't that what we should do?"

"I'm telling the truth! I've been holding these words in my heart for millions of years! ... If I don't say them out, I feel like I'm going to be depressed!"

"Your Majesty...! Your Majesty, you are really...!...Beep beep! ⋯⋯Beep beep beep!!!"

King Yama:????

Judge Choi:!!!

Bai Wuchang:!!!

Lin Feng:!!!!

Studio:!!!

Hei Wuchang said all the flattery between himself and Bai Wuchang just now "word for word".

I'm still feeling smug in my heart, well... give yourself a thumbs up for being smart!

Look how smart I am, Old Hei. You used to call me a stupid ass, but I think you are the stupid ass.

Look, I can recite so many words in one breath. I am really a little genius!

It seems that I can try to take the judge test in the future and see if I can pass the test!

Hey, even the judge can't handle this series of flattery, and Lord Yama is no different!

But what he didn't notice was that King Yama's face was as black as coal at this moment.

Cui Yu and Bai Wuchang's faces are now as white as snow! They are like milky white snow!

I wanted to plead for him, but I saw the look on King Yama's face.

The two of them shook their heads together and huddled back, motionless.

Destroy it! I am tired! You asked for it! Forget it~~~

As for Bai Wuchang's pale face, readers, please don't make a fuss! After all, what's wrong with people who want to be Bai Wuchang? If you don't accept it, go and fight!

Hei Wuchang looked at King Yama's eyes.

No! Shouldn't he be happy? Then reward me? What went wrong?

Could it be that. Uh-huh...ah! I understand! The king is the king! He must be better than the judge!

Then I will continue to brag and flatter you again?

Thinking of this, Hei Wuchang wanted to continue speaking.

………Please give me flowers…0

Right now.

King Yama said with a gloomy face: "Old Hei! You must have been in the underworld for tens of millions of years!"

Hearing this, Hei Wuchang thought that King Yama was flattered by him, but his reaction was a little slow. Now he wanted to praise himself, and he immediately said happily:

"Back to your Majesty, yes, I, Lao Hei, have never been weak to others in my life. If I have such a salary, I will buy you a drink for your Majesty!"

After saying that, he looked very proud and very arrogant! It was as if he was saying, I am smart, right? Come and praise me!

Audience:??????

Wow! You are so brave!

Good brother, I hope to see you again in the next life!

You are awesome! We will definitely remember your spirit of not being afraid of death or tiredness!

We will remember you well! Go with confidence!

Don’t carry regrets!!!

At this moment, King Yama was on the verge of explosion.

Word by word:

"Okay! Very good! Very good! I like to pretend, right? Do you think I am Cui Yu, the best pretender in the underworld? I like to pretend so much?"

"Also, I'm going to be upgraded soon, but you still want me to be demoted back to the King of Hell, right? I really belong to you!"

"Yeah! You, the old black man, have always been weak in dealing with others. "Well, don't poke me! If you don't poke me, you will have to spend your salary to buy me a drink? You won't take a pee and take a picture of yourself!"

After saying this, the conversation changed.

"From today on, in consideration of your contribution in the underworld for so many years, Fan Wujiu will be exempted from his duties as a black man! The door of hell will always be closed to me!"

"Hang him up on the tower behind the closed gate of hell, and hang a sign on him that says 'Pretend to be King of Beep'! He won't be put down until he gets off work!"

"Ox head! Horse face! Come in and take Fan Wu Jiu away!"

Hei Wuchang:????

Only then did Hei Wuchang realize that he had said the wrong thing, and his flattery had hit the horse's leg!

The whole face turned white in an instant! The whole body kept trembling.

His eyes were full of panic, and he said tremblingly to King Yama: "Lord King Yama, I made a mistake, I said the wrong thing! Don't care about me because I'm stupid!"

"I'm stupid! You really don't care about me! The worst is, if you pretend to be cool from now on, I'll stay far away, okay? I won't treat you to a drink, okay?"

Audience:??????

Lao Hei! I really can’t save you this time!

Just say you're flattering me!

Why don't you even change the word?

This time the horse’s legs were photographed!

No! The horse’s hooves were photographed!

You are so cute and cute!

Fortunately, Lord Yama has shown great mercy this time!

It’s already very good that you are not directly asked to reincarnate to eat chaff!

I just treat you like a salted fish hanging on the tower. It really doesn’t feel too comfortable! There really is nothing more comfortable than this! You have to know how to be content!

If you have nothing to do, just hold a mobile phone and hang it on it to play games until you get off work!

If you are hungry or thirsty, just order takeout to deal with it!

What? You said you find it embarrassing? That’s easy, just cover your face when you go up there!

Fortunately, there is no sun in the underworld, otherwise you would be miserable! Otherwise, you would not be able to be roasted into a ghost... Hey...

Later, when the king's anger subsides, we will think of ways to intercede for you!

I'm so sorry for you! Eighth brother! Go well! I won't be far away as a brother!

So, King Yama gave an order, and the bull-headed horse-faced man came in carrying a steel fork.

Seeing the bull's head and the horse's face, Hei Wuchang was so anxious that he broke into cold sweat and kept begging King Yama for mercy.

Seeing that King Yama ignored me at all, he immediately collapsed on the ground with despair on his face!

Let the bull-headed horse-faced man pick himself up with a steel fork and carry him out!

Lin Feng saw this scene.

I can only say one word: "Jiejie!".