Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 171 Can’T You From The Underworld Have Some Face?
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene.
Everyone was laughing like crazy, and they were all praising Hei Wuchang!
"Hahaha! Six! Look at Hei Wuchang's little eyes full of laughter! Tsk, tsk, tsk! Feel good now!"
"It's so cool! What a salty fish! I like this kind of profession the most! It's so comfortable! If you don't do anything, don't you just get hung up? How heavy is it?"
"Have a good trip, Brother Hei! If I have a chance to go to the underworld in the future, I will definitely ask you for autographs and photos!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Brother Hei still hasn't escaped the heavy responsibility of keeping the door of hell behind closed doors! But this time he's hanging on top! Hee hee!"
"Hahahaha! I can't stop laughing. Why is Hei Wuchang so funny! Oh, I'm laughing so hard!"
"Especially the resentful look in Lao Hei's eyes when he was carried out at the end, hahaha, I can't stop laughing!"
"I'm so angry! When will Hei Wuchang, who is so big like me, stand up? Is he at fault? Didn't he just slap the horse's hooves with his flattery?"
"Should I say it or not, I still like Lao Hei's temperament. Is it a crime to have a live broadcast in Hell? No, right? Lao Hei is just telling the truth!"
"Indeed, King Yama has gone too far! He wants to frame Gouzi with an unfounded charge, but fortunately Hei Wuchang speaks up!"
"So, now he is hanging behind the gate of hell with a sign!"
Seeing Hei Wuchang being carried out with a face full of resentment and despair, he was carried out by a bull-headed horse.
Lin Feng also felt a good feeling in his heart.
After all, Ren Laohei was targeted by King Yama because he said something for himself!
But seeing the furious look in the current King Yama's eyes, can he really become a lobbyist?
That won't work! I don't want to live in the underworld forever!
My old black brother is still the mascot of the local government hanging on the wall of Guimenguan. At least it is safe, right?
Fighting and killing all day long! How dangerous is this? Isn’t this a brand new way out now?
You have to know how many people want this kind of easy job and still can't get it!
Hmm! Very good! At worst, I will come to visit him often and bring him some local specialties from the underworld!
King Yama was interrupted by Hei Wuchang, which disturbed his thoughts.
I felt irritated and kept cursing Hei Wuchang in my heart.
I really don’t have the eyesight to see! I didn’t see this king looking for the stairs!
You still have this bouncing thing! Do you have to use it as a conspicuous bag?
Why can't you think about it so much?
Do you have to go to the latrine with a lantern to look for shit?
Now the conspicuous bag is gone!
But I have no excuses!
What a fool! Lao Hei, you are really a troublemaker!
After thinking for a long time, I didn't find any reason!
Do you want to say that someone entered the underworld privately and brought their female relatives with them?
But he has the status of a heavenly master, so it is reasonable and legal!
Do you want to say that people go to the underworld to drink?
What's wrong with drinking? You can drink urine if you want!
Suddenly an idea flashed in my head.
Drinking? Uh-huh? Yes! Yes!
King Yama clapped his big hands and muttered to himself.
"Cough cough cough!" King Yama said solemnly:
"I didn't think twice before. The underworld does not stipulate live streaming as a crime! This is because I was reckless!"
Hearing this, Lin Feng rolled his eyes.
Who are you showing it to? Are you changing your tune now?
Can I have some face?
At this moment, King Yama said with a smile:
"However, your kid invites the underworld civil servants to drink while they are at work. This is a serious crime!"
"You have seriously disrupted the work progress of the underworld civil servants! Work is a serious and sacred matter, how can you drink alcohol? Huh?"
Hearing this, I was about to retort.
Right now.
Several voices came from far away.
"Lord Yama, I am Lu Zhidao! I, Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng just went to find Hei Wuchang!"
"Guess what we found in his office? Hehe! You must have never imagined that there is a top-notch fairy wine like Piao Piao Zui in his office!"
"There is only a little bit left, about ten kilograms. Each of us three brothers drank a kilogram, and the rest is all brought to you! Hehehehe!"
Then, three figures appeared in the lobby, Wei Zheng in green robe, Zhong Kui in purple robe, and Lu Zhidao in black robe.
As soon as the three people came in, they smiled and saluted King Yama, not knowing what was going on here!
King Yama:!!!!!
Cui Jue:………
Bai Wuchang: Dare not speak!
Lin Feng: Hehehehe!!!
Live broadcast room: Hahaha!!!
Good guy!
I just sent away a fool who was causing trouble!
Now three more?
Quan Nima is my confidant!
Lao Hei already gave me a touch up, but you three are here again?
My mentality is broken while riding a horse!
I really wish I could jerk you all off and hammer you all to death!
But without you, would I still be able to do my job?
So you don't have to tire yourself to death by riding a horse?
Forget it! My old Bao’s face has been completely humiliated by you today!
It was also broadcast live. This is really too social! It slipped away!
Think of this.
King Yama stared at the three judges in front of him, and with a wave of his hand, the wine jar in Lu Zhidao's hand disappeared in an instant.
The old man blushed, snorted coldly, and disappeared in an instant.
He was too embarrassed to be here anymore.
Am I so shameless as King Yama?
When I thought about myself, I was being watched by the audience in the live broadcast room in the earthly world.
His face turned red for a while, and his dark cheeks suddenly turned red and purple.
I am so embarrassed and embarrassed today!
My reputation for so many years has been destroyed in one day! (Many readers think that tens of millions of years or something is too nonsense!)
It’s all Lin Feng’s fault! What a poison! (Actually, it’s not the case! The time in the underworld and the earth are different! The author also checked it on Baidu!)
Everyone stopped when they saw King Yama disappearing. (It’s just a novel, don’t take it too seriously! Friends who like it more seriously can watch Teletubbies!)
The three judges looked at the empty throne and were all stunned.
What's going on? Why did the king run away after just a disagreement?
I looked at the people around me again, confused.
This scene was seen in the live broadcast room.
The water friends started barraging wildly.
"Pfft hahaha! King Yama just spoke so righteously, why is he running away now?"
"It's amazing! This is such a coincidence, why do I feel more and more like the script? Hahaha!"
"Now King Yama really has nothing to say! Isn't he going to be so angry? Haha!"
"Hahaha! I saw it, King Yama's face turned as red as a monkey's butt, hahaha!"
"King Yama: I can't stand it any longer! Why is it so difficult to convict him? Who can teach me?"
"It seems that King Yama still doesn't know the dog's ability! This is a big cleanup! What a mess! Do you dare to provoke him?"
"Is it okay now? Do you have to provoke the dog? Are you still going to continue? Is there any follow-up?"
"Looking at what you old dicks can say, why don't you become screenwriters? Write this paragraph down and then film it?"
Lin Feng looked at the people at the scene.
Several people also looked at each other and shook their heads.
In the end, Cui Jue took the lead and said to the three judges:
"Colleagues, Lao Cui, I'll leave first if I have anything else to do! We'll see you later!"
After speaking, he cupped his hands and winked at Bai Wuchang...
Then he grabbed Lin Feng, who was still confused, and walked out of the hall.
After leaving the main hall, Cui Jue waved his hand, and the three of them appeared in front of the ghost gate.
The three of them looked at each other.
The next second, everyone burst out laughing.
This time, King Yama really broke through his defenses!
How fresh! The best hob meat in the underworld also has its defenses broken.
Lin Feng felt bad in his heart.
He thought happily.
"Okay, brother, you've finished your work. It's getting late now, so you should hurry back to the underworld!
"Next time, when Lord Yama's anger subsides, we brothers will gather together!" Cui Jue said softly.
"Ah? How long will it take?" Lin Feng asked subconsciously.
Cui Jue:…………
:.......
After thinking for a while, Cui Jue said uncertainly: "About..., hundreds..., thousands of years later! It's not very long!"
Lin Feng:……
Studio︰………
Isn’t this called very long? How much is long?
King Yama is a fat black man who looks carefree.
Is he so small-minded?
Are you so vindictive?
It seems that I will not dare to come to the underworld again in the short term.
Otherwise, would we still be eaten alive by King Yama?
Thinking of this, Lin Feng immediately raised his legs and wanted to leave.
At this moment, Cui Jue stopped him again.
He said coyly: "Brother, do you still have this wine?"
Even Bai Wuchang standing on one side pricked up his ears.
Seeing Cui Jue's appearance, Lin Feng was speechless: "It's really gone, not a drop is left! It can't be squeezed out anymore!"
"Next time, next time I have this kind of wine, I will definitely treat you to a drink! Okay? Well... definitely next time!"
"Brother Cui, Brother Bai, I'll leave first. I'm still making bone soup at home! Bye, no need to send it away!"
After saying that, he ignored Cui Jue and Bai Wuchang who were standing there.
He lifted his feet and walked out of the gate of hell.
As soon as I came out of the hell gate, I saw Hei Wuchang hanging above his head!
The clothes are still the same, and the person is still the same.
Well...but! Look at this blob shaking around above your head.
Lin Feng feels really blind!
It really ruined the image of Black Impermanence in my heart!
3.3 quickly pretended not to recognize him, hid his face, and wanted to leave in a hurry.
But just in time, Hei Wuchang also saw Lin Feng.
He hurriedly yelled: "Brother! Don't leave in a hurry! Let's talk?"
"Brother, what on earth did King Yama say? Come on, tell me, I'm so anxious!"
Lin Feng was speechless when he heard Hei Wuchang's question.
After thinking for a while, he rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Hei, don't panic, this is just a test for you by King Yama!"
"He just wants to cultivate you! Understand! So, you just hang here!"
Hearing this, Hei Wuchang was stunned and thought about it carefully.
Then he widened his eyes and said loudly and happily: "Hey! Brother, you are right! I just said that King Yama looks at me differently! It turns out he wants to test me, Old Hei! Hehehehe!"
"Hei Wuchang! I'm so happy today! Fly~~~" While singing, he kept jumping on the rope while jumping in the air!
How do you look at this picture and why do you think you shouldn’t pinch it!
It's like a big chimpanzee, tied with a rope and constantly turning over and over in the air, and it also makes a few tone-deaf roars from time to time!
Lin Feng:……
Studio︰……………
(Everyone, feel free to imagine! Another day the author will find an AI drawing and make this scene!).
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