Earthy Superstar

"Call~"

This is the standard configuration of the cross talk audience of Yunde Society, but apart from the cross talk between Teacher Guo and Uncle Lu, the general cross talk does not have such a dense booze. In fact, it was the audience's fun. An alternative live barrage temptation is also a feature of Yunde culture.

The two episodes of Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng drew crazy complaints, and it can be seen that everyone is paying off for their performance.

Li Tiezhu: "Is your master still alive?"

Yue Yupeng: "Nonsense! Just the little black fat guy in the background, the one who is good at thief, is my master. My master, his old man... is here!"

"Call~"

"That is, looking really healthy... Kang!"

Backstage Guo Gangde smiled and didn't take it seriously. He thought these two things were doing a good job, and he would like to listen. After all, this is the most difficult purely instant book, without any books.

"My master has unique skills, so I can't easily teach him to his apprentices. I can't compare to him."

"Not even an apprentice? How about teaching his own son?"

"It is said that I am ready to teach. Isn't this the paternity test yet to come down? It's just a matter of the past few days."

"Call~"

"What unique job? So mysterious?"

"Biting."

"What kind of unique job is this?"

"Why not? Everyone knows that cross talk emphasizes five lessons."

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't it four? Talking, learning and singing."

Xiaoyue smiled strangely: "Are you a layman? That's elementary-level cross talk, and when it comes to junior high school level, that's five homework."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, which five are you?"

Xiao Yue: "Speaking of learning to sing and bite! The essence of this is the last one."

"bite?"

"Look! When we are performing, we often encounter audiences who call for refunds. My master performed on stage, and none of the following dared to call for refunds. This is called strategic deterrence! Aha...the self-cultivation of the historical crosstalk actors..."

"Call~"

"Refund! Refund!"

"Brother Yue, listening to you is better than reading ten years! You have a certain point of truth."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? If my master is acting, and those who are noisy below, you... all can't run away! One bite!"

"Hey~ Have the audience bought insurance? Do you dare to listen to the cross talk?"

"Call~"

Yue Yupeng: "My master is not picky about eaters. Whether you buy insurance or not will be treated as if you bite."

Li Tiezhu: "Teacher Guo is fair and fair! Admire it! Then if he doesn't teach you, you can find Teacher Lu! He will too."

"Call~"

Xiao Yueyue waved his hand: "Don't mention it, he doesn't teach me. He only taught me to smoke and drink to burn my hair. He also hid this last unique job."

"Okay!"

"So, without this stunt, I can't compare to Teacher Donkey. There are two people who press me down. Am I not a primary school student in the crosstalk world? Xiaoshengchu hopeless."

"Then who of them is good?"

"It depends on the status. Under normal circumstances, they are evenly matched, with a hairy mouth. If the donkey is drunk, ten Guo Gangde can't get close!"

"Call~"

A dog bites a dog with a hairy mouth!

Backstage, the younger generation laughed and split their mouths, these two guys are really reluctant to live and die! Good job! Guo Dalin and Qin Tao laughed the most.

Guo Gangde and Yu Qian looked at each other, and Old Guo said, "I'll be Yue Yupeng, Brother Li Tiezhu, let's kill them on the spot!"

Yu Qian: "Oh! Give it to you, I have a toothache."

Guo Gangde: "Da Linzi?"

Guo Dalin: "I haven't learned it yet, have you always forgotten? The paternity test hasn't come down yet."

Guo Gangde: "Oh! Didn't your wife teach you?"

Yu Qian: "Fuck off! Guo Gangde, are you still alive or not? I'm smoking you!"

On the stage, Li Tiezhu said: "Oh! Teacher Lu is not drinking wine, it's red buff, right?"

Yue Yupeng: "It's also possible."

"What's possible? I haven't heard of it! Have you been playing a game as a master? Hurry up, let's go down, these two are only at the junior high level, is there any stronger one?"

"Of course! Speaking out scares you to death."

"Who?"

"The king of cross talk world today! China's first cross talk artist, teacher Jiang Moumou!"

"Slightly heard. He is taller than Teacher Guo and Teacher Lu?"

"It's not just as simple as high, high and intermediate cross talk!"

"Isn't that six homework? Speaking of learning to sing and bite, there is another one?"

"No, it's still five. High schools are also middle schools! The courses are similar, but stronger."

"How strong is it?"

"Huh! Teacher Jiang has a great talent and deep inner strength. He has reached the realm of being cheap and exchanging, and his cultivation level is very high."

"Huh! Tell me more specifically?"

Yue Yupeng: "He can bite people in the air! Isn't it amazing?"

A pun.

Yue Yupeng is expressly mocking Jiang's slander and abuse of Guo Gangde and Yunde Society over the past ten years. What cross talk has been made vulgar by Guo Gangde, what cross talk has finally become elegant, etc., after all, cross talk does not make people laugh. , No one listens, Gao Ya has an ass?

The audience loves to hear and hear, what is said on the stage is not afraid of death, are we afraid of farts when we listen to cross talk?

Backstage, many Yunde Society juniors were shocked, is Brother Yue not alive anymore?

Guo Gangde glared: "This means hi!"

Yu Qian: "It's over! But, it's over. It can't be reduced at this time. If you want to continue, it is best to let the audience shine."

Guo Gangde nodded: "This is the reason, if you say it all, you will be brilliant, otherwise it will be maliciously vilified. If the jokes are brilliant, it would be better."

Yu Qian: "Can you please? Offend that master."

Guo Gangde: "What are you afraid of? Tie Zhu's position today is afraid of him? Besides, he doesn't mix up with cross talk, so he scolds when he scolds."

Guo Dalin: "Dad! My master said Brother Yue is dangerous."

Guo Gangde: "Oh, that's okay. It just so happens that he has been a bit floating recently. It's a good thing to suffer a bit."

Yu Qian nodded: "Isn't Xiao Yue being protected by you too well? Are you willing to let him suffer now?"

Guo Gangde pointed to the stage: "Li Tiezhu has not been out for two years and has experienced several storms. He is not very old, but he is obviously much calmer than Xiaoyue in major events."

Following his father's fingers, Guo Dalin looked at Li Tiezhu who was holding on to the stage through the passage of the side curtain, thoughtfully.

Li Tiezhu also heard about Jiang Moumou's holiday with Teacher Guo, but he didn't persuade him: "This is a long-range attack! It's really powerful. Does he have any record?"

Yue Yupeng pointed to the backstage: "My master! As far away as Jinmen, I was torn off a piece of meat from my buttocks by Teacher Jiang from Kyoto."

"Horrible! Why do you want this?"

"Have you heard anything?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Stepping on Li Tiezhu's death, and taking a bite of Guo Gangde's popularity!"

"Huh!"

"Call~"

Pops...the applause and cheers are endless, one after another. Although the second half sentence is a ridicule, the first half sentence is genuine!

Backstage, Guo Gangde clapped his hands: "Yes! It's done!"

Yu Qian was also happy: "This burden trembles loudly."

Yue Yupeng: "Hey! It's so wild! How about high and intermediate?"

Li Tiezhu: "How about your master's buttock?"

"Uneasy is good, uneasy is good, I get bitten every three to five times. It can be said to be full of holes and bruises on the buttocks. Anyway, it is not as full as his face."

"Is it dark too?"

"Call~"

"I didn't pay attention to this, I... why don't I go down and take a look, then come up and describe it to everyone?"

"Not really, we are not too interested."

"Call~"

"interested!"

"Go grab it!"

"Want to see!"

Yue Yupeng pointed to a booze big man: "You! Get out!"

Li Tiezhu: "Indeed, brother, your aesthetic is not suitable for listening to our cross talk, it is not elegant at all."

Yue Yupeng was happy: "Hey! Yes! Yes! Yes! This is a perfect match for the two of us. Our cross talk is as elegant as "Royal Engine"."

"That is."

"Close to the subject, I can't even compare my master to Uncle Donkey, so how can he compare to Teacher Jiang?"

"Yes, after all, although your face is big, your cinnamon is not too full."

"It's mainly because of the pain!"

"Understood. No one is a tough guy like Teacher Guo who bites Qingshan and doesn't let go."

"No? The point is that the bite suddenly becomes too strong in the air, and it is impossible to prevent it. You said that if I suddenly turn around, I will have it?"

"Call~"

The cross talks of Yunde Society are not video-recorded and will not be displayed to the public. Except for public performances, most of them are small theaters of this kind, so they are often silent. However, the audience of Yunde News Agency never talks about martial arts, and often puts on mobile phone video and then uploads it to the Internet. There is no way you can stop it.

No, the cross talk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng was filmed, and it was fried on the Internet that night.

The first part of "I'm a Singer" is okay, it's just Versailles, and ridicule the music scene, it's harmless. But the second episode of "I'm a Cross Talk Actor" stabbed the hornet's nest, especially Yue Yupeng said that Mr. Jiang biting someone in the air, was heated up.

Many traditional cross talk defenders scolded Yue Yupeng for not knowing his dignity and humiliation, humiliated his seniors, and asked him to kneel down and apologize.

There are also many netizens who say that Li Tiezhu’s help to abuse and tarnish the art of cross talk, while slandering the famous figure in the cross talk world, is a manifestation of poor character.

Of course, these are all things to do. At this moment, the performance on stage is still going on, and the audience listened very happily.

Li Tiezhu: "There is also a certain truth! But, are you at the highest level in the cross talk world at high school?"

Yue Yupeng: "No! There is another college student, the only college student!"

"Oh? Is there anyone who bites people better than Teacher Jiang?"

"Eh... Teacher Jiang is like a firefly competing with the sun and the moon than him!"

"Who? What are you going to do?"

"Six lessons! Talking, learning, singing and singing!"

"Where do you start?"

"I skipped learning to sing, and everyone is proficient in everything. He is still the originator of musical cross talk! They started with 50,000 people in the cross talk show! Unlike us, five hundred people are all embarrassed to talk to others. You Just say such a person, cattle are not cattle, right?"

Li Tiezhu: "..."

The audience in the audience shouted: "Livestock!"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "Why is it an animal? You can tell me carefully, what kind of biting and rubbing are like, and biting people in no time!"

Xiao Yue Yue Meng smiled: "Humph! Say it and scare you to death."

"You mean it!"

"He is not simply biting people in the air, it is a group of people biting people in an all-round way! He doesn't need to use his own mouth. Under the leadership of Tietouwa Benwa and Fenwa, his hundreds of millions of fans, see Biting one by one, hitting invincible hands all over the world!"

Song Zhu'er jumped up again and waved in all directions: "Hey hey...that's right! Lao Tzu did it!"

Sun covers his face as usual, and can't wait to find a place to sew in.

Aunt Lin happily said to the people around: "This is my girl, and that's my son-in-law on the stage!"

On stage, Li Tiezhu frowned: "How is this person so familiar?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yupeng: "Don't talk about it if you are not familiar with it! What he is best at is only the homework unique to the university level-rub!"

"How about a rubbing method?"

"I don't know the specific method of rubbing! This is someone's mastery of blocking the door, and only people know it. But you can look at his record."

"Oh? Is it great?"

"Are you still good? Look at your unseen strength, that's pretty good! Lengba knows it?"

"Bite the judge, I know."

"Call~"

"She was rubbed into a **** fan, and the guide for her debut, she took "Infinite Challenge" directly, and later she must be there to support him in every game."

"Huh! Is Lengba blind?"

"You said it! I didn't say it."

"Hi."

"Han Hong knows? His aunt! Chen Yisen knows? He became a mentor. CCTV knows? Directly support and invite him to the Spring Festival Gala. Cheng Dalong knows? His master! Zhou Xingxing knows? Ask him to be a new movie. Male number one. Penguin knows?"

"Penguin knows, big business."

Yue Yupeng: "His father."

Li Tiezhu: "Your father!"

"I said the cross talk master, why are you scolding me?"

"I thought you were talking about me."

"No! This person, I have never said a cross talk before today, but his legend has always been circulated in the cross talk world! The rivers and lakes are known as the Teddy of the cross talk world."

"Wait a minute, what Teddy?"

"It's Tarzan Beidou, Teddy for short."

"That's called the dean."

"Don't pay attention to these details, I am from Zhongnan, speak with an accent."

"Fuck! It's a lotus root fight, dean."

"De Oudi, Teddy."

"Are you special..."

"God who loses lotus root, Di who wins lotus root, you are a typical double standard! I don't care, anyway, he is also a crosstalk world Teddy when I am the king of heaven!"

Backstage, Yu Qian said: "Did she meet? Lost the lotus root! This is really good."

Guo Gangde: "Hey! It doesn't matter if it's a coincidence, two cross talks put these two together, it's a skill."

Li Tiezhu said silently: "Let's go Teddy! That's powerful enough."

Yue Yupeng: "So, I said that I am a primary school student in the cross talk world, do you have any comments?"

"Yeah. But you have to find a way! You can't always be a primary school student, you have to improve."

"Yeah! No one teaches me what to do?"

"How to do?"

"I teach myself!"

"Can you teach yourself this stuff? Just have a mouth?"

"Of course it's not that simple! I plan to learn by myself, but I have to find a partner."

"What are you looking for?"

"So, I went home to find my daughter-in-law..."

Li Tiezhu hurriedly stopped: "It's not that you wait a moment! I have to remind you that biting people in this crosstalk world is different from biting people with the door closed."

Yue Yupeng looked dull and cute: "What are you talking about? I don't understand!"

"Call!"

The audience clamored, Li Tiezhu drove!

Song Zhuer: "Call!!!"

Li Tiezhu's old face blushed: "If you close the door and bite someone, it means that the husband and wife are biting anxiously after a fight..."

"Call!"

The audience didn't believe it~www.wuxiaspot.com~Yue Yupeng said, "That's not it. Generally, when my daughter-in-law raises my hand in a fight, I kneel down and don't bite."

"Then in the end? Did you learn it?"

"My wife learned."

"Call~"

"Where is the sister-in-law now?"

"Yunde Agency Refund Station."

"Huh! Good guy, refunds are risky, so be cautious when making a fuss! Get your place!"

"Call~"

The audience booed as always.

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other tacitly, bowed, and the second stage of the performance ended.