Earthy Superstar

Stir-fry butter, vegetable oil, ginger, garlic, and bean paste until fragrant, add dried chili, dried pepper, tempeh and various spices, throw a rock sugar, a little soy sauce, light soy sauce, a little vinegar, and stir-fry the washed crayfish. , And then add beer... There is no beer, unfortunately, I can only add boiled water.

Boil for ten minutes, out of the pot, the aroma is overflowing, spicy and refreshing.

The sun was about to set, and six people sat in the pergola peeling crayfish, very pleasant.

Li Tiezhu inserted four resin torches around the pergola, and lighted two candles inside.

Yi Xing: "When will the mobile phone be back? The program group has confiscated for a day, so I feel very insecure!"

Qin Tao said: "I will be back after eating. If there is an emergency call or message, your assistant will come to you with his mobile phone."

He Ling asked: "There is no electricity here, what do you do at night? Do you only have to look at your mobile phone?"

Zheng Yanzi ate a small bowl of hot and sour noodles cooked separately for her by Li Tiezhu: "Play mahjong! Xiong Da made a set of mahjong with bamboo. We will fight a **** battle with six of us at night!"

There were more than four catties of shrimp balls, but it was finished by six people, five people to be precise.

Zheng Yanzi only ate a few symbolically, and then silently ate boiled chicken breasts. Even in this environment, her physical condition did not deteriorate.

Therefore, she also wants to make the tractor a self-disciplined donkey, which belongs to the ardent expectation of the old mother.

"Yaoji!"

"bump!"

"Touch again?"

"Sijo, can you touch it?"

"No, I am!"

"Nine?"

"Wow, three times."

Zheng Yan’s purple card skills are first-rate. Yi Xing, who sits under him, loses tragically, but the others are very happy. Fortunately, Yi Xing is good at firing cannons. He does not give Zheng Yanzi a chance to touch himself. .

Mahjong is made of bamboo boards. It is rough and small, only the size of nougat, but this does not affect everyone's enthusiasm for playing cards.

The silly Zheng Yanzi started to scan her phone, and Song Zhuer was harassing her again with neurosis.

"Erbing. Huh? Teacher Huang, is this a crowd gambling?"

He Ling asked.

Huang Sanshi touched a card and said, "How can playing mahjong in Xichuan be called gambling? This is called going to the countryside! Feel the traditional culture of the people of Xichuan. Right? Tiezhu? Liutong."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Of course! Everyone knows that our program is not very popular in China, but it is very popular abroad. We are called to show foreigners the charm of our national quintessence. Five."

Qin Tao: "Huh! Foreign friends in front of the TV, hurry up and log in to Sanda and learn how to play Mahjong! It is the easiest way to learn how to play mahjong in southern Sichuan with seven cards per person. . Mahjong is really a must-have artifact for home travel and friendship gatherings!"

Zheng Yanzi: "So, where can I buy mahjong?"

Qin Tao: "This is a good question. On the website just now, not only can you learn how to play, you can also buy mahjong online!"

That's right, this paragraph is a placement advertisement of a certain website, only once, it is used to make foreigners' money. In addition to the oral broadcast, a web address was also typed at the bottom of the screen.

Barrage:

"Fuck! This implant caught me off guard."

"Shente is a must-have artifact..."

"A good French Open champion, but Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao led him to run away."

"It's turned into a confidant."

"How do you know that Yanzi was biased? Their classmates have been biased for three years. It's not always clear who is biased."

"It should be the smell of the same thing that makes the relationship so good."

The next day, Li Tiezhu and others carried a bamboo cover to cover a lot of fish. Zheng Yanzi took the crayfish shells that everyone had left last night to feed the tractor. The donkey almost died on the spot.

Just when Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi were making fermented bean curd, the airdrop came again, and it was delivered by Peng Yuchang, who had not come to the show.

Huang Sanshi and He Ling answered the video call. Zheng Yanzi and Yi Xing went to get the airdrop. When they got it back, Peng Yuchang had hung up the phone. Otherwise, Zheng Yanzi would have to scold him. What luck!

Except for a little **** and chili, all the rest is sorghum, a full 15 kilograms.

Huang Sanshi: "Now it's all right, the guests in the next issue can eat sorghum rice."

He Ling: "The next issue is The Metamorphosis..."

Li Tiezhu said: "Don't eat sorghum rice, so you can make your throat astringent. Let's start making wine with sorghum in the next period! You can probably make four or five catties of white wine."

When he saw this, Odin lit another Oriental cigar, his eyes gleaming with wisdom: "Is it finally going to make wine? Humph! Since you are sincere and sincere in popular science, then I will try to learn it..."

At other times, Li Tiezhu found two round stones by the river and used a chisel to make a stone grinder.

The stone grinder is not big, more than 30 centimeters in diameter, only the size of a washbasin, but it is enough.

The donkey did not get the opportunity to grind. The stone mill was installed next to the waterwheel by the river. The power link can be switched between the coffee machine and the stone mill. If you grind more, use the stone mill, and if you grind less and finely, use the coffee machine. .

Others collaborated to complete soaking ginger, soaking chili, and...dried salted fish.

In the afternoon, at the end of the show, three primitive men and three mushrooms sat in the pergola and drank milk tea.

He Ling said: "Tie Zhu, the yard and resources of your house will surpass the mushroom house in a few periods. How do I feel that this place is so suitable for recording mushroom houses?"

Yi Xing: "I like it here too."

Huang Sanshi said: "Come on, you three. This is called primitive people planting trees and mushroom houses! Hahaha! Wherever they are built, we will follow wherever they are in future programs without spending a penny. They can also make more bacon. Sausage, salted fish or something, we come and eat it directly, haha..."

This is of course a joke, after all, there are still two independent shows.

Li Tiezhu didn't have the ingredients for frying the hot pot from beginning to end, but carefully preserved the condiments, because the ingredients are too scarce now, and it makes no sense to fry them.

Could it be...boiled bacon in hot pot?

This episode of the program also ended. Huang Sanshi took three sausages along, and He Ling took a pack of fern root powder. Yi Xing was the simplest, and he was embarrassed to ask for something, so Li Tiezhu directly gave him a piece of bacon.

After all, Yi Xing has contributed the most, and it has brought the donkey.

It was also from this issue that the primitive tribes formed new rules, and each issue would give guests a little gift.

Dawa Aoting watched the show with an online class attitude. After the show ended, he went back and paused and took a screenshot of Li Tiezhu's carved stone texture.

After the world is destroyed, computers are naturally useless.

Therefore, Odin traced it carefully on the notebook. He did this. First, he laid the computer monitor flat, and then covered the monitor with a page of paper and traced it stroke by stroke.

"These textures are so beautiful, every stroke exudes the brilliance of wisdom!"

Odin couldn't help but exclaimed.

This is an eight-zone stone grinder. A circular hole is punched from the center of the stone grinder as the axis. Eight straight stripes divide the circular stone grinder into eight sectors, and then parallel lines are cut along the cutting line. These tooth patterns Both the upper and lower grinding discs have the same direction.

The direction in which the tooth lines are arranged and the oblique angle of the entrance determine whether this is a clockwise or counterclockwise stone mill.

Amazing technology and wisdom!

In fact, there are stone mills in the West. Although they are different from the East, they are just as effective. It's just that Aoting doesn't understand this knowledge.

In the next half month, the show was recorded for two more episodes.

The primitive people went through the winemaking process last night, raised a few more ducks, consolidated the yard, beautified the interior, and reclaimed a few vegetable plots.

And the most powerful is...

Li Tiezhu's trap caught a few hares, ate two, and raised the remaining four.

In late August, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, accompanied by Zhang Xiaomeng's team, boarded the plane to Milejian.

They were going to U.S. International TV to participate in a live interview program. The original plan was to go before "Fak Primitives" was broadcast in U.S. As a result, the TV station's own schedule was not able to come over, so that it was a few weeks late.

This was a flight to the United States, and Qin Tao, who had already prepared tissues and wanted to see the American flight attendants, almost vomited. The "stewardesses" on the flight were all black and big waists, and they were old enough to be Qin Tao's mother.

Fourteen hours later, the plane landed in the international metropolis Luoshanji.

A tired group of people walked out of the airport yawning, and then they were shocked.

Dozens of media flocked to interview Li Tiezhu and three people. Hundreds of ordinary people gathered outside the airport to welcome them with various signs. Many airport security guards were keeping order.

What the hell?

Our program is only in the domestic ratings, and it has been complained. Why is the style of painting different here?

Zheng Yanzi is very good in English. After understanding the demands of the media, she discussed with Zhang Xiaomeng and felt that she would accept a short interview and act as an interpreter.

The reporter asked Zheng Yanzi: "Why did you give up Wimbledon and record this show? Will you turn to the entertainment industry in the future?"

Zheng Yanzi: "No, it's just that I haven't trained on the grass court, so there will be opportunities in the future."

"Ain Pera Lee, as far as I know, this program of Primitive Man is a program created by your company itself, why? Why did you think of making such a program? After all, the ratings of this program in your country have not Not too high."

"We overestimated ourselves too much! We thought it would be a big fire, but we got slapped in the face. Fortunately, some crooked fruit pot friends like it."

"You are very popular in the West, have you considered coming to Hollywood to develop?"

"If you learn Chinese in front of and behind the Hollywood stage~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I will consider it, otherwise they will not understand when I speak, and they will feel inferior."

"Have you never considered learning English?"

"Ah! I didn't think about it."

"I heard that you are planning to build your own fashion brand? Can you reveal it?"

"It's not fashionable either. The brand is called'Primitives'. It sells some pure and natural things, such as straw sandals, fur clothes, hats, straw hats, bamboo chairs, linen Tang suits, etc. It is still under preparation and has not yet opened."

"Excuse me……"

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion among the people not far away. A big beard and bald guy rushed out, turned his back to Li Tiezhu and took off his pants. He was so skilled that he felt distressed, half of his **** was exposed in the blink of an eye, and he slapped:

"Hey! Lee, Auddin, can you please sign me? On my full buttocks! Kang Mu Ang Beibi!"