Earthy Superstar

(The last chapter was chapter 839, wrongly written)

After installing the air conditioner, Li Tiezhu sent water to the air conditioners.

Pheasant chatted with the air-conditioning master: "Master, what do you do for work?"

The two air-conditioning masters glanced at each other, then looked back at the air conditioner that had just been installed in the classroom, and they all showed skeptical expressions of life. Right, what do we do? Is it electric welding?

Climbing up with shit: "Damn enemy, I guess they are equipped with air conditioners."

Pheasant knocked his head: "Ah... yes, I was infected by Li Tiezhu."

After the eighth episode was recorded, the pheasant and the feces were gone, and there came a big coffee, the Hollywood actor Uncle Guo, Jason Statham.

Li Tiezhu took him to dig the mud and burned the red bricks for a day, leaving the uncle tired and bald.

The next morning I called the uncle at 6 o'clock in the morning and taught Grandpa Jason to plow the field. He kept tossing until he left at 5 o'clock in the afternoon. Zhao Liya sent lunch on the ridge for lunch.

Plowing the fields for a day generates 150 yuan in income for the home of primitive people. The discount is because the uncle's plowing level is worrying and the efficiency is low.

During the interview, Jason Statham sat barefoot on the ridge, panting and saying:

"This is a special experience, you know, this trip is completely outside of my life, I mean... it's too difficult! I never knew that bricks could be made intelligently like this, it was so primitive and crude. , Boring, but full of wisdom, and full of strength, yes, human physical strength. As for plowing, it is more like a technical job, cattle are very obedient, but it is still difficult for me. In short... Everything is over, thank Ain Pera for helping me, but I don’t want to come to this show again, haha..."

The last shot of Uncle Jason was leaning on the seat of the car and fell asleep, unable to wake up.

The barrage says that Li Tiezhu is a farm animal:

"Why does it taste delicious and drink fun when it comes to picking up shit?"

"And Yaxing composes music. When my uncle Guo comes, you will use him as a livestock?"

"This is really **** mode, right?"

"It made my uncle tired and vomiting."

"I'm tired and bald!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Uncle said he would never come again, laughing to death."

"I feel a deep malice."

"To tell you the truth, Xiao Lizi and other artists are very relaxed when they come, Guo Da..."

"Did Uncle Guo offend Li Tiezhu?"

"It's estimated that the same-sex repulsion? They are all action stars."

When interviewed by the program group, Li Tiezhu said:

"That's different. The people who come to this show are all ordinary artists. How can they suffer the pain? Uncle Jason is different. He is a tough guy! Action star! I like his movies very much. That physique and muscle... Wu Jing is also great. He can beat ten people like my master. Burning bricks and plowing fields is not a piece of cake for him? How can we look down on him because the uncle is old? Of course, let him be in these two days. Live to the fullest, he must be here to learn something..."

The barrage is also unable to complain, just silently and uniformly brushing the **** pattern to show praise.

In the tenth issue, the guests are Uncle Yu Qian and Guo Gangde. The real Uncle Guo is here.

Li Tiezhu asked the two old men to build the wall with cement. They were going to build the kitchen. Their current kitchen only had one stove.

Good guy, Mr. Guo laid one meter two meters below, too high to reach. Teacher Yu built one meter two to two meters four meters above, the efficiency of division of labor is quite high. While building the wall, they also talked about cross talk, making Nie Yao and Zhao Liya amused, Oh Huo both laughed, Li Tiezhu and the donkey were trying to move the bricks, but they didn't hear everything.

The two old men talked all morning, but stopped talking in the afternoon, because the back hurts and the lungs hurt.

The sun was slanting, and Mr. Guo squatted beside the bamboo shed holding the dog, his calf still trembling. He grinned and said: "Dog! Your master is not human... you really treat people as donkeys!"

Yu Qian drank sorghum wine in the nearby pergola: "Hey! There is no donkey with such short legs."

Guo Gangde was taken aback for a moment, looked at himself, and then at the donkey who couldn't graze in the distance. He had mixed feelings for a while but couldn't say anything.

Li Tiezhu is killing ducks. The prize drawn by Teacher Guo is ready to kill the old duck soup with sour radish and stew at night. At this time, he relieved Teacher Guo and said:

"He said nonsense, don't be afraid of Teacher Guo, there are also short-legged donkeys."

Yu Qian looked at Guo Gangde: "Oh! My eyes are clumsy, I didn't recognize it."

Guo Gangde: "Are you not alive?"

Li Tiezhu plucked the duck feathers while saying: "Teacher Guo, don't be angry, the uncle didn't say you are a donkey. He means you don't look like a donkey."

Yu Qian: "Yes! It really doesn't look like it, so I didn't recognize it."

Li Tiezhu: "Yes, so let me explain to Teacher Guo."

Guo Gangde looked at Li Tiezhu: "Then...Do I still have to thank you?"

Yu Qian took another sip of wine: "Hey! That doesn't matter. Tie Zhu knows donkeys better than me, do you know?"

Guo Gangde: "I don't understand."

Yu Qian pointed to the donkey eating grass and said, "Don't be inferior. Donkeys don't understand."

"Wow, yeah, deceiving people too much!"

Guo Gangde jumped violently, five centimeters above the ground, barked and threw a dog at Yu Qian.

"Oh~"

Oh, Huo is stupid, why did he fly?

This is...going to heaven?

Yu Qian quickly caught Oh Huo with one hand: "What are you doing? Tiger poison still doesn't eat its seeds!"

Guo Gangde rolled up his sleeves.

Yu Qian stood up: "Why, man? Want to fight?"

Guo Gangde: "No! I'll cut the carrots."

Yu Qian sat back with the dog in his arms, and said to the donkey not far away: "Did you see it? Learn a little, can you cut carrots? You know how to eat..."

Zhao Liya and Nie Yao hid away and laughed, one was burning the fire and the other was washing the vegetables.

Li Tiezhu laughed. Teacher Lü has been holding back for too long, and he is trying to get revenge here.

Barrage laughed crazy:

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"I laughed so much shit."

"What kind of tiger wolf line is this?"

"All the elites of the entire Chinese comic dialogue world are here."

"Is this not better than Yunde Society?"

"Teacher Donkey has perfect revenge."

"It is said that these two can hold Guo Gangde in the whole circle."

"What a poor little black fat man."

"Only Uncle Li Fengchang can hold Li Tiezhu."

"Are you talking about Daniel or Maverick?"

"Guo Gangde cursed and threw a dog at you."

"Dog: It feels like flying~"

"Why can you speak?"

"Donkey doesn't know, hahahahaha!"

"Is it okay to cut radishes?"

After the sour radish was cut, Guo Gangde came out carrying a kitchen knife and said, "Brother, I want to ask you something."

Yu Qian: "You said."

"You said there are short-legged donkeys in this world?"

"That shouldn't be there."

"Any donkey with a hot head?"

"You have to burn it, maybe you can do it."

"Ah! Then I won't be confused, but Senior Brother knows a lot."

"Nonsense, you are holding a knife, don't I understand? You even ask me the theory of relativity, quantum mechanics, I also have to understand!"

"You are so knowledgeable."

Holding the truth in his hand, Guo Gangde grabbed a knife and almost hacked himself to death. He was shocked, no more, and walked towards Li Tiezhu who was plucking duck feathers again. At this time, Uncle Guo was refreshed, his waist was not sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he felt that he could climb ten trees in one go.

"Li Tiezhu!"

"what?"

Li Tiezhu almost plucked the duck feathers, and with his axe, he looked at Uncle Guo innocently.

Uncle Guo looked at the axe, then at his own kitchen knife, and smiled: "Then what...I've finished cutting the radish, is there anything else to cut?"

Li Tiezhu: "Ah! Potato shreds."

Uncle Guo: "Boom! Wrap it on me!"

Yu Qian watched happily and almost choked on drinking. Then, he poured a sip in his mouth, screamed and ran away, and ran out of a few fields in one breath. The speed was almost taking off. .

Zhao Liya: "What's up? Oh, what's up?"

Yu Qian: "Haha! Wine is a good thing, it can stimulate the potential of the dog's body, look at it and be happy."

Zhao Liya held the smoking tongs: "Master, do you want to burn your head?"

Dare to bully my dog?

Yu Qian: "No, I will smoke a cigarette. You are busy!"

Li Tiezhu took an axe and chopped a few wooden branches to light it, burned all the appearance of the duck with a flame, and then began to use the axe to chop the duck for cooking, making a sound.

After Nie Yao washed the dishes and was about to cut them, he saw that Mr. Guo had already cut them, and curiously asked, "Mr. Guo, would you also cut potato shreds?"

Guo Gangde: "Nonsense, he is holding an axe, can I cut it?"

Nie Yao smiled low, and chuckled.

The dinner was exceptionally rich, and the light was connected to the pergola, and the small bamboo table could hardly fit so many dishes. Sour radish and old duck soup, taro stewed rice, green pepper and potato shreds, peanuts in puff pastry, braised pork belly with bamboo shoots, stewed hoof flowers with soybeans, and fried escargots.

Well, the snails were picked up by Li Tiezhu in the field when the fake Uncle Guo ploughed the field yesterday.

It's a pity that Uncle Guo left yesterday and didn't eat it. I made it for another real Uncle Guo to eat today, which is considered to be for Uncle Guo to look down...No, I got what I wanted.

Barrage:

"Oh! This table dish..."

"Jason Statham: Are you polite?"

"Hahaha……"

"The snails that Guo Da picked up in the plow field were eaten by Guo Gangde."

"Although Lao Guo and Uncle Yu do a lot of work, they eat well too!"

"There is no harm without comparison."

Teacher Yu is most satisfied. These dishes are good for drinking.

Guo Gangde first prepared two bowls of potato stew, and only started to eat slowly when he was full. He was really exhausted today. He really didn't expect Li Tiezhu to be so cruel that he actually let him move the brick wall.

Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu were drinking and chatting with Uncle Yu~www.wuxiaspot.com~Guo Gangde gnawed a small piece of pig's feet, hiccuped, and threw the bones at him. He exclaimed: "I would have known it a long time ago."

Li Tiezhu: "The contracts are all signed..."

Yu Qian said, "Well! No, it was our apprentices, Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng, who signed the contract. When we heard that they were coming to have a big meal, we thought about the children's busy work, so don't go back and forth and be exhausted, just say for them. Here, the program team is also very happy, and they are also very moved."

Li Tiezhu: "Dare to move? I'm afraid I dare not move."

Yu Qian: "One meaning!"

Guo Gangde: "I'm really tired today. Don't work tomorrow, right? The kitchen wall is also built for you."

Li Tiezhu said, "Build a roof and go to the pond to catch eel in the afternoon? The water is very shallow, less than half a meter."

Yu Qian: "It's too dangerous, don't drown the horns when you look back."

Guo Gangde: "..."