Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu: "Half a meter deep can drown people?"

Yu Qian: "The water is half a meter deep, and what about mud? How deep is the mud?"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, that adds up to almost one meter, which is quite dangerous. Then Teacher Guo will cheer us on the shore tomorrow, with Oh Huo."

Yu Qian: "Dogs don't need to be. Dogs are born to swim. They are better than Teacher Guo."

Guo Gangde: "What makes a dog better than me?"

Yu Qian: "You can also swim?"

"How fresh!"

"Yes, the fat man can float up on his own, then you are better than a dog, and a dog can't, he has to plan."

"That's... hey?"

"And you can talk about cross talk."

"Oh?"

The pig's hoofs that Guo Gangde picked up recently fell. Did leaving it here today hurt me? What's wrong? If the tiger doesn’t get sick, I think I’m a wicked cat...

Li Tiezhu said, "I can also cut potato shreds."

Yu Qian: "Yes! Donkeys don't know that stuff."

Guo Gangde: "Brother Qian'er, do you still pay bonuses this year? Doesn't this expand a theater? Or don't pay this year."

Yu Qian: "Donkeys don't know how to do this!"

Zhao Liya: "Hahaha..."

When Nie Yao was drinking the soup, he choked with laughter: "Ahem..."

Guo Gangde: "..."

Is this crazy? Doesn't even threats work anymore? Could it be that Li Tiezhu has the buff effect? Blessed?

Li Tiezhu poked Gong Huo secretly and said: "Teacher Guo, Uncle Yu said that if you give out bonuses this year, you will be a donkey."

Yu Qian: "Hey? Hey?"

Guo Gangde: "Well...it makes sense."

Yu Qian put down the wine glass and went to pull Li Tiezhu: "No, where are you from the pillar? Didn't you say that you can avenge me? I have been bullied by the boss for decades, do you have any sympathy..."

Li Tiezhu said: "I just said it casually, how dare you really believe it? What revenge can I give you, I just want to add a little bit of program effect."

Yu Qian: "I was fooled by you when I was working together?"

Barrage:

"Half a meter deep can only drown another Teacher Guo, right?"

"Little Four?"

"Lao Guo is more difficult, unless his head is down."

"These three lose more than one."

"It's rare to see Guo Gangde deflated."

"This is really a famous scene!"

"No! The next is the famous scene, high-energy warning!"

"Nuclear energy ahead, please evacuate non-combatants."

"Really don't eat, you will be choked to death."

Guo Gang Deyin smiled and gnawed pig's feet, good fellow, it was actually a collusion.

He took out his phone and swiped it, and touched Nie Yao next to him: "Brother Yao, the signal on the top of this mountain is not very good."

Nie Yao: "It's on."

Guo Gangde: "Password."

"LTZ981010, Li Tiezhu's initials and birthday."

"Oh...your mobile phone hotspot, how do you use his birthday as a password? It's too ambiguous!"

"He can't remember using other passwords, so I'm asking every single day."

"This excuse is good, I almost believed it."

"not us……"

"Understand!"

"What do you know? He and I are good friends of gentlemen."

"Oh... a gentleman's friend! Don't dare to say it on TV, the program crew, cut this paragraph."

"Why? What do you think?"

"I didn't think about anything, what do you think I was thinking about? Boy, your thoughts are dangerous."

"I...you..."

Nie Yao was trapped in a circle, why did he get around him?

Guo Gangde: "Stop talking, besides everyone knows it."

Zhao Liya said: "Brother Yao keeps a low profile! Don't make any scandals for Sha Zhu."

Nie Yao: "..."

Zhao Liya, which one are you from? What is your relationship with Tie Zhu, am I still not sure? Why are you making a fool of yourself?

No way, Tubo is so evil.

Guo Gangde happily swiped his phone and chewed on pig's feet.

Hmm...comfortable.

Brother Yao is a good man, who can easily bring happiness to people, no wonder Tie Zhu likes him so much.

Their happiness is based on Nie Yao's pain, which is very immoral.

Nie Yao asked Li Tiezhu for help: "Tie Zhu, you can clarify."

Li Tiezhu drank one with Yu Qian, and said, "Clarify what? Didn't you say it all? The gentleman's acquaintance drank water."

Zhao Liya: "Puff~ Box Box Box..."

Yu Qian: "Cough, cough, cough..."

This is really choking.

Guo Gangde also laughed happily, and by the way helped Yu Qian pat his back, but he couldn't choke to death. He didn't buy insurance for him this year.

Nie Yao stomped his feet: "It's as light as water!"

Li Tiezhu picked himself a few pieces of sour radish: "It's all the same. It was the first time I met Brother Yao that we kissed!"

Guo Gangde: "Is it so direct? Don't hold hands and then kiss?"

Now it's Mr. Guo's turn to take revenge.

Zhao Liya laughed and slapped the table.

Yu Qian, who just took a sigh of relief, smiled again, choked on his saliva, his face coughed and blushed.

Nie Yao: "It's kind, not a kiss... There were a lot of people at that time."

Guo Gangde: "Oh, that's not convenient."

Nie Yao: "This...Tie Zhu, you say."

Li Tiezhu said: "Don't talk to Teacher Guo, he likes to bully people and take advantage of him, unlike me, honestly."

Nie Yao: "You honestly shit!"

Li Tiezhu: "Speaking of farts, I remember. The first time I saw Brother Yao was in the "Three Kingdoms" crew. Our friendship started from that time. I just stabbed him in the **** after I met him for a while..."

Nie Yao covered his face: "..."

Brother! What are you talking about? Although what you are saying is true, it sounds weird, it seems... the more you describe it, the darker it is!

That's it...

Guo Gangde stopped shooting Yu Qian on the back. He loved it to death. He began to applaud: "There are pictures! Li Tiezhu is an honest person, and what he said must be the truth."

Zhao Liya was angry, she held her waist with one hand and wiped her tears with the other.

Yu Qian is still coughing.

Li Tiezhu: "Of course, I never lie."

Nie Yao: "Stop talking, please."

Li Tiezhu spread his hands: "Didn't you let me say it?"

The barrage is crazy:

"Guo Gangde: I'll be Yaoyao if I can't beat others."

"Brother Yao: Why is it always me who is injured?"

"Too ambiguous?"

"A gentleman's friendship is as pale as water?"

"The egg is out of water?"

"Brake! Otherwise I will jump off the car."

"This car is so special that Guo Gangde drove up, how to brake?"

"Kiss as soon as we meet?"

"I'm so convinced, can I still understand it this way?"

"It's really immoral, how come you have to hold hands and brew for a while before kissing."

"I stabbed him in the **** as soon as I met, hahaha..."

"Laughing can't live anymore!"

"Yaya smiles so happily, she must be a rotten girl!"

"What kind of tiger-wolf word is this?"

"Box box box box box box..."

"I still have that animated picture in my phone, famous scene!"

"The relationship between Tie Zhu and Nie Yao is solid."

"Brother Serious, this nasty critic..."

"Li Tiezhu refutes the rumors: It's a stabbing stock, not an eye!"

"Fuck!"

Nie Yao was going crazy, immersed in drinking and didn't want to care about anyone. They were all bad guys, especially Guo Gangde and Zhao Liya.

Li Tiezhu gave Nie Yao a piece of duck neck meat: "Brother Yao, don't just drink and eat vegetables."

Nie Yao looked at the duck neck in the bowl and collapsed even more.

Sure enough, Zhao Liya, Guo Gangde and Yu Qian burst into laughter again.

Li Tiezhu asked Nie Yao: "What are they laughing at?"

Nie Yao took another sip of wine and didn't want to talk.

Zhao Liya: "Boxes, boxes...hurry up, Brother Yao, eat the dishes that Li Tiezhu made for you. Are you polite? You are good brothers who sleep together, so why have you seen something wrong?"

The dark rabbit hit started again.

Nie Yao picked up the bowl and poured the duck neck into Li Tiezhu's bowl, resisting silently.

Li Tiezhu wondered: "Brother Yao, what's the matter with you?"

Zhao Liya: "He is angry, don't you want to coax him?"

Li Tiezhu: "???"

Nie Yao himself laughed out: "Box box box...I really convinced you!"

Zhao Liya: "Brother Yao, don't be angry, their men are all big trotters."

Nie Yao: "Receive the supernatural powers, ya ya!"

Amidst the laughter, everyone had a pleasant and relaxing evening, except for Nie Yao and Donkey.

The tractor was terrified by their laughter and lost sleep that night.

The next day, when Nie Yao got up to wash, Li Tiezhu, who was cleaning the donkey dung, greeted him kindly:

"Brother Yao, what do you want to eat in the morning? I'll make it for you!"

Zhao Liya lay on the window of the tree house with a disheveled hair: "Oh yo yo~"

Nie Yao blushed inexplicably, "Go away! You care what I eat."

Zhao Liya: "That's right, Brother Yao! That's it, let him understand that the old lady is angry, the kind that doesn't coax me well."

Nie Yao: "#￥@%&*#@……"

Li Tiezhu raised his head and said to Zhao Liya: "Stop talking. Brother Yao kicked the quilt in bed last night, but I covered him. I guess he has no rest and has a bad temper."

"Box box box..."

Zhao Liya smiled and hit the window frame with her head.

Li Tiezhu looked blank, always feeling...something went wrong.

Fortunately, as she continued to work in the morning, Zhao Liya took the donkey to the camel bamboo leaves, and had no time to do things. They wanted to put a roof on the kitchen that was built yesterday, and it took only three hours to complete it.

After lunch, several people took the bamboo basket made by Li Tiezhu to the pond.

After ploughing the millet, the villagers have to plow the field again. There is a final technical job in the plowing field, which is called rimping, which is to plough the four sides of the paddy field deeply, and use the mud to cover the inner side of the ridge to lock the water in the field from seeping away. .

In winter, water is stored in the fields to raise the fields, so the water in the pond is almost drained.

Now, the big pond is full of mud, only the deepest place in the middle still has some water, which is less than half a meter deep. This is the opportunity to pick up fish and catch loach.

In normal years, the villagers will come to sweep it up again.

But not this year. They are very simple. Since the food bacon was not enough at the beginning, they would give the fish and shrimp to Li Tiezhu and the others.

The program group didn't say anything, it acquiesced.

The little black fat man was the first to go to the pond, probably because he was eager to drown him in the half-meter deep in front of him~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Then, he got stuck in the mud and couldn't pull it out.

"Tie Zhu! Save me!"

Teacher Guo's shout was slightly sharper.

Yu Qian dangled his cigarette: "What are you panicking? Just wait. After smoking this cigarette, I will pull you out."

Li Tiezhu also felt it was a pity that most of the cigarettes were lost: "Brother Yao!"

Nie Yao is catching the loach: "It's on."

"No, you go and help Teacher Guo."

"Oh."

So... Nie Yao also sank, and the silt over there passed his knees.

Then Zhao Liya also went to save people, and also put herself in, and the three of them all looked at the two people smoking on the shore.

Yu Qian flicked the soot: "This is Lord Gourd to save the baby! Are we still going? What should I do if the five are trapped?"