Earthy Superstar

Faced with Li Tiezhu’s crazy complaints, the director: "Okay, the game starts, the rules are..."

The competition was a relay race. Li Tiezhu rode a "horse" to Luhanina, Luhani looked for Deng Chao, Deng Chao looked for Peng Yuchang, Peng Yuchang found Chen Chichi, and finally, Chen Chichi wanted to jump on his little green horse. A cross bar of sixty centimeters.

Li Tiezhu said: "Wait a minute! Huh? Wait a minute, I'm afraid of sitting dead H..."

When the resistance failed, Li Tiezhu could only jump and set sail with horse-drawn steps. Little H first followed Li Tiezhu's legs for two steps, and then his short legs couldn't keep up, and Li Tiezhu dragged him away.

The other four laughed staggeringly.

Luhani: "Brother Zhu, this really can't be changed, as long as you can do it, you can do it well in martial arts, and no one else can do it."

Li Tiezhu stomped, "What martial arts do I practice? My master never teaches me anything..."

Little H: "Oh~"

The first round of the game failed smoothly.

In the second round, Luhani went to the last bat, successfully completed the game, and won a bath time of two minutes and five seconds.

Then came the collective bathing time. After discussing for a long time, several people decided to dry their hair first, then put on the shower gel, take off their clothes and then prepare to go into the bathroom, the variety show atmosphere was full.

Li Tiezhu felt even more, his pants were all taken off.

Luhani: "Danger! What are you doing? Brother!"

Chen Chichi: "Hahaha..."

Peng Yuchang: "Don't be afraid, there should be underwear inside."

Li Tiezhu took off his clothes and trousers, and wore a pair of crayon Xiaoxin boxer shorts, which once again drew a burst of crazy ridicule.

Luhani: "No, Zhu Ge, you look so rough, and your underwear is all cartoon! Crayon Shin-chan, Doraemon, Pikachu, and what kind of Teletubbies...Hahaha..."

The other three looked at Luhani strangely. How do you know so clearly?

Li Tiezhu also looked at him strangely, showing a vigilant look.

Luhani quickly explained: "No, don't look at me like this, I'm not a pervert! Shuang Ni'er told me."

The expressions of a few people are even more weird.

Deng Chao: "Let's talk about it after you think about it. Record it."

Chen Chichi: "So, Guan Shuangshuang actually knows the style of Li Tiezhu's underwear? I didn't expect this plot."

Peng Peng laughed magically again.

Li Tiezhu looked puzzled.

Luhani couldn't hold back anymore: "Hahaha...No, Shochu told Shuang Ni'er. They discussed with each other what styles to buy for her boyfriend. Zhu'er said they were all cartoons. Shuang Ni'er told me about it. Song Zhuer's eyes, I didn't believe it before, but I believe it today."

Li Tiezhu: "In addition to fighting, they also talked?"

Luhani said, "Yes, after beating Shochiku to kneel and surrender, they will occasionally chat for a while."

Li Tiezhu: "It seems that there is such a time..."

Luhani nodded: "Didn't she graduate, she's still a little depressed recently, and she plans to find another chance to go back to school to beat Shochikuer when she has time."

Li Tiezhu: "It doesn't have to be this way, it's hard to get rid of yours."

"Hahahahaha..."

Barrage:

"The national brother-in-law reappears."

"Li Tiezhu's boxer briefs are really a bit spicy."

"It's different for me, I only look at the abdominal muscles."

"These goods can make people laugh to death if they don't do anything together."

"Five men wash together, irritate~"

"What's the matter? In the north, they are all washed together in big bathhouses."

"Whoever is short will have low self-esteem."

"Sudden speed."

"Luhani explained crazy."

"Shuang Nier knows Li Tiezhu's underwear style?"

"Good guy..."

"Song Zhuer knelt down and surrendered, wanting to see."

The game continues.

"The countdown to the bath, three, two, one!"

Luhani opened the door, and a few people rushed in, screaming while undressing.

Deng Chao closed the door naked.

A strange sound came from inside.

"How do you open this?"

"Break out!"

"Break it apart!"

"Ah! It's cold..."

"Tie Zhu, is your **** so dark?"

"Snapped!"

"Who did it?"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Who plucked my armpit hair?"

"Don't grab it, I will finish it immediately."

"The soap drops, who will pick it up?"

"Hahahahaha..."

"Snapped!"

"Who is it again?"

"It's me hahaha! Hey, Ge Zhu, tap it, ah..."

"Who has such serious hair loss? A lot!"

"Peng Peng."

"It's not me, I'm here."

"Are you sure it's hair?"

"Hahaha……"

Barrage is not alive anymore:

"The scene is too rough."

"I really know how to play."

"Don't be like that, bang."

"Is this something I can watch without spending money?"

"Isn't it illegal to see this?"

"Brother Zhu's figure, tsk tsk..."

"The deer is so white."

"It's all my own, what's the matter with a touch?"

"Close what door? See you outside."

After taking a shower, I took the car to climb the mountain, but was dragged by the car and returned to the mushroom house.

Several people got out of the car and saw that they were already unable to complain.

Chen Chichi: "This mountain is the most mountain I have ever seen."

On a large cardboard, there was a mountain written on it, standing beside the steps.

Li Tiezhu: "Back to the original starting point, your young face in memory, we finally came to this day, the old photos under the table mat..."

Luhani was overjoyed: "Oh~ Brother Zhu wrote me a new song again. Chorus, chorus."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I think about it..."

Deng Chao: "Do you think about it now? Do you musicians just rely on nonsense to write songs?"

Chen Chichi: "It's a little disrespectful to music. It's more perfunctory and sloppy than this bad show group."

Deng Chao: "Yes! At least we are still climbing in the show and enjoying the beautiful scenery. At this moment, I want to write a poem..."

Chen Chichi: "You give it, original."

Deng Chao hesitated to say something, then: "Forget it, let's climb the mountain."

Peng Yuchang: "Hahahahaha..."

Li Tiezhu: "I thought about it. It's... the heavy rain I missed in those years, the love I missed in those years, I really want to embrace your courage to embrace the miss. I once wanted to conquer the world, but when I look back at the end, I realize that the world is all bit by bit. you."

Peng Yuchang's laughter stopped abruptly. Isn't this too nice?

Deng Chao was smiling but not smiling, but not smiling, "No, you wrote such a nice song so hastily..."

Chen Chichi: "Are you polite?"

Deng Chao: "Right, are you polite?"

Li Tiezhu: "Then...cut this paragraph? I'll go back and scratch my head?"

Everyone emo...

Luhani: "I want to sing, I want to sing this one."

Li Tiezhu: "Okay, wait until the singer finishes singing, you will sing again."

Luhani nodded: "Yes, we can sing a version together and put it in each new album."

Li Tiezhu: "This is not a fraud, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Barrage:

"To be reasonable, Li Tiezhu's song is written much more perfunctory than the show crew."

"Serious brother writes songs if he doesn't agree."

"It seems that Brother Zhu likes Luhani very much and often writes songs to him."

"After all, it is a national brother-in-law combination."

"The fat deer is so happy."

"Are you polite?"

"Peng Yuchang came to dub the show, right?"

"To be honest, Peng Peng's smile is really suitable for this show."

"Fraud! Scam! Definitely a scam."

"Mom refund!"

"Let Principal Su report you."

The climb was successful, and as soon as the gate of the courtyard was opened, a yellow Qinling mountain was blocked in the gate.

It's too perfunctory to bear.

Deng Chao and Peng Yuchang really climbed the mountain and turned over from the mountain.

Luhani and Deng Chao are intellectual mountain climbers, perfect for bypassing.

Li Tiezhu is different. He is a violent mountain climber... He directly lifted the foam rockery and threw it outside the courtyard. I will let you paint and change the color.

Wang Zhengyu: "How can you throw away the rockery? I will use it later."

Li Tiezhu didn't say much: "When I went up, I fought Wang Zhengyu up and walked out of the courtyard."

Wang Zhengyu was so scared that his short legs kept kicking and kicking.

The later period is very leathery, accompanied by eight characters:

Friendly interaction and fun.

Wang Zhengyu has a strong desire to survive: "Good loss! Good loss! I have the spirit of Yugong Yishan!"

Li Tiezhu put him down and went to join his brothers.

Deng Chao: "Producer, what about your ethics?"

Chen Chichi: "The Foolish Father must move the mountain, otherwise it would be ashamed."

Luhani: "Lost alive, are you?"

Peng Yuchang was responsible for laughing: "Hahahahaha..."

The next game is the English translation of ancient poems, divided into two teams, whichever team guesses the most, wins.

As a result, neither team wanted Li Tiezhu.

Chen Chichi even said: "When it comes to this kind of intelligence fight, Li Tiezhu is no longer needed. He should be alone in a team."

Wang Zhengyu: "Okay! Li Tiezhu has an empty bye in this round. Let's rest."

The four of them were dumbfounded and could only fight against each other stupidly.

Li Tiezhu went directly upstairs and lay down on the window to video chat with Song Zhuer and Lengba. They took their children back to the small villa in Kyoto.

"Now the four of them are competing. I have a bye to translate poetry or something. The first song is Goose Goose. Peng Yuchang translated Boerde Boerde Boerde... Haha! With my English Well matched!"

Li Tiezhu laughed mercilessly.

Song Zhu'er is eating kebabs with Lengba, ordering takeaway.

Lengba laughed madly and almost choked.

Song Zhu'er: "The translation is very good, and Chao Ge's English level is too complicated to understand."

Li Tiezhu turned off the microphone and turned the camera beside the window easily, making a video call without any psychological burden.

Song Zhuer said: "I have already called Hong Bo, and he agreed. The singer will eliminate you in the next issue. Let's play with your brothers! Have fun."

Li Tiezhu: "Thank you, wife, are the children asleep?"

Song Zhuer: "What time is it and I still stay up? It's time to drink night milk later, so don't worry about it, okay. Mom, why are you hiding so far? The pillar misses you, so ask the child what to say In fact, I just want to see you."

Lengba blushed and leaned over: "How about recording the show, is it okay?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's okay, the camera was screwed off by me. If you can't shoot, you will be wronged."

Lengba: "Never wronged or wronged, you and Zhu'er are so kind to me, I am very happy. It was Sister Mi who urged me to start work, but I couldn't bear to have children."

Li Tiezhu said, "What's the matter? Just take it to Hengdian, just say..."

Shochikuer: "I said it was a surrogate!"

Lengba: "Calm down, you two, surrogacy is absolutely impossible! Forgotten the lessons learned? Let's keep it private, I will talk about it later, I will accompany them to start work in half a month, hey..."

Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "Why don't you forget your shadow, I will support you."

Lengba: "No! What if my old man turns yellow? I have to make my own money."

Li Tiezhu: "You still can't believe me? Am I the kind of person who always abandons?"

Lengba: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Song Zhuer: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Li Tiezhu: "Hello? Are you crazy? Cats can spray me. Are you embarrassed to spray me?"

Song Zhuer: "Slightly slightly~"

Lengba: "Spray you just spray you, you're not a scumbag? The zoo can't hold it! Okay, show me Chao Ge and they play games. I haven't recorded a variety show for a long time..."

She was also really miserable. When she was the hottest, she went to the bar to take her place. Yang Tianbao, who had come back from the postpartum period, was overtaken. Later, she went to infinite challenge. Unfortunately, the infinite challenge without Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and Sun Lei has long since changed.

Even so, it's not bad, at least there is a permanent variety show, but... Lengba suddenly gave birth to a child and missed the infinite challenge of the previous season.

Sister Mi was speechless.

Yang Mi’s company gave Lengba the best resources, but it was always unable to praise Lengba as a variety show. In addition to her own sense of variety show is not very good, more importantly, she seemed to have her own providence.

This game is a bit broken.

Peng Peng and Chao Ge are both of them who speak English too much, so that they are in trouble.

Brother Cicada and Pupa deliberately released water because they did not want to go to the children's pool.

Lengba: "Their English is too bad, right?"

Song Zhuer: "Hey, that pool is so cute, where's my phone? I bought a bigger one, and I will swim for Xiaoxue Xiaobing. It's been weirdly hot recently."

Li Tiezhu said, "This pool contains a lot of water. I just took a look at it. The water is quite deep. Don't drown my son and daughter."

Shochikuer: "Shut up! Did you know that Xiaoxue and Xiaobing will be able to sit next month? They must like to play in the water, and then buy swimming turtles, water-spraying octopuses..."

Lengba: "You love children so much, you have one."

Song Zhuer: "I thought, I wanted to have a baby a long time ago, Tie Zhu won't give it to me!"

Li Tiezhu’s head hurts: "Give it! How about I pack a copy and send it back to you? Use cold chain delivery."

Song Zhuer: "Bah!"

Lengba: "Bah!"

After chatting for a while, the following game was played last night, and four people sprayed each other with water guns.

The program group was more perfunctory this time, changing the scene in front of everyone.

It's not perfunctory anymore, it's simply humiliation.

The four of them were soaked all over, and they didn't care about it, so they went upstairs to change their clothes one after another.

After changing clothes, Luhani went to the window to greet Song Zhu'er and Lengba: "Hello! Zhuer, Lengba, haha... Show me Xiaoxue and Xiaobing."

Li Tiezhu concealed from others, but did not hide from Luhani. Anyway, Shuangnier has a wonderful relationship with Song Zhuer. I can’t hide it. Besides, the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Luhani is really good, and Luhani takes care of Lengba very much. .

Lengba took the phone and patted the two sleeping cute little cuties, and went back to the living room to eat lamb skewers: "Luhani, have you lost weight?"

Luhani: "How fresh! You can lose weight after giving birth~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I can't lose weight yet?"

Lengba's face changed, and she gave Shochu'er the phone.

Luhani: "Wahahahahaha... Why did you become a ball? It's so round, my God, I don't know you thought you had a baby."

Song Zhu'er rolled his eyes: "Go! My man likes to be chubby!"

Beep~

Bye.

Luhani and Li Tiezhu looked at each other: "Hahahahahahaha..."

After laughing for a while, Luhani asked solemnly: "Really, what does it feel like to be a father? I want children too, but Shuang Ni'er refuses."

Li Tiezhu said: "Change your life."

Luhani rolled his eyes suddenly, his expression changed, and finally his face collapsed: "Forget it, I can't beat her..."

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