Earthy Superstar

Not that Luhani couldn't beat Guan Shuangshuang, it was that she couldn't beat Guan Shuangshuang's grandfather, and couldn't afford that kind.

After a short break, the five people went downstairs again.

The rockery below has been sprayed into a red flame mountain, and the paintings on the wall have turned into the beautiful scenery of Western Xinjiang. H and O were forced to open business again and became Pleasant Goats.

Everyone is seated, and the pergola has been replaced with Xijiang characteristic furniture.

"smell good!"

"Well, it smells really good..."

A few people walked to the edge of the courtyard and took a look. The lamb skewers below were grilled on charcoal, and the aroma was tangy.

The five people suddenly babbled.

Li Tiezhu just opened the door and walked down. Director Xixi stopped Li Tiezhu.

"What are you doing? Tie Zhu, what are you doing?"

"I gonna go see."

"No, the game is going to be done soon, you go back soon."

"I just take a look and walk away."

Xixi didn't dare to stop him, Li Tiezhu was more manic, he didn't know yet.

Li Tiezhu went up and grabbed a few mutton skewers. When they were grilled, they were full of oil. He sprinkled some cumin, chili noodles, and chopped green onions, and ate them by himself.

The four above were crying.

"Is it delicious? Tie Zhu."

"fragrant!"

"Bring some back."

"I won't come anymore, you can record it first. I will come back when I am full."

"Uh……"

Chen Chichi smiled and rolled his eyes, the fat crane bounced towards the courtyard gate, and was dragged back by Xixi and the staff.

Luhani: "Brother Chichi, are you floating? Do you think you are Tie Zhu?"

Peng Yuchang: "Hahahahaha..."

Chen Chichi wiped his face and smiled bitterly.

Deng Chao swallowed wildly: "Pharaoh, you are so inappropriate! How can you make a difference? Don't let us eat, Li Tiezhu doesn't care, our hearts are not balanced."

Wang Zhengyu squatted in front of the pergola, ready to start playing the game, only to realize that there was a missing person: "Do I care about Li Tiezhu? I am... I can't control it. You can take care of one and show me?"

Deng Chao: "You are a producer, and your words work, but if you don't believe me, try."

Wang Zhengyu shouted: "Tie Zhu is coming back to record the show soon."

Li Tiezhu continued to nibble on mutton skewers and roasted a bunch of leeks, turning a deaf ear to the cries of the producer.

Deng Chao: "Is Tie Zhu so arrogant?"

Chen Chichi: "You just know that? Did you forget about the forced split last time?"

Deng Chao laughed out loud, don't mention the past.

After Li Tiezhu ate five skewers of lamb, his belly stopped groaning, and he came back eating roasted leeks. He was really hungry and panicked.

Xixi sent it all the way: "Don't run around next time, hurry up and everyone has to eat..."

Li Tiezhu glanced at him.

Xixi shrank her neck and stopped speaking.

Barrage:

"People like Li Tiezhu are really disgusting."

"The key is, no one can cure him yet, are you angry?"

"The four above are crying."

"Haha, Director Xixi was scared..."

"Xixi has been bullied by Li Tiezhu in the mushroom house."

"Wang Zhengyu: I can't control it."

"A tyrant in the entertainment industry."

"Don't talk about them, I was crying."

Back to the pergola, five people sat down.

Li Tiezhu: "I have checked the goods for everyone. The decent Xijiang sheep leg meat is suitable for fat and lean, with a burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. The most rare thing is that the wooden sign seems to be Populus euphratica.

Li Tiezhu is still very knowledgeable of lamb skewers, after all, the child's mother is a beautiful girl in Xijiang.

The four were filled with righteous indignation, and even irritated after eating meat?

Wang Zhengyu: "Well, Tie Zhu said a few words. Today, everyone has worked hard, and we will eat kebabs tonight."

Deng Chao: "Finally a bit humane."

Chen Chichi: "What is the premise of eating skewers? How can I eat them?"

Li Tiezhu picked his teeth with a bamboo stick, "Go down and eat it."

Chen Chichi: "Shut up! You traitor, you are no longer qualified to sit with us."

Peng Peng: "Hahahahaha..."

Wang Zhengyu continued to talk about the rules of the game, which are actually very simple. Guests are free to choose between the front door and the back door of the mushroom house small courtyard.

There are lamb skewers, red willow barbecue, lamb chops, lamb kidneys, large plate chicken, grilled corn, grilled garlic, grilled leeks, and grilled buns.

In the first round, a string of lamb skewers.

Deng Chao and Luhani stood at the front door, while Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang went to the back door.

Li Tiezhu was still picking his teeth.

Wang Zhengyu: "Tie Zhu, choose quickly."

Li Tiezhu: "No, give them a chance to eat meat."

Luhani got the string, and Chen Chichi was splashed all over by Xixi.

This string of lamb skewers was shared by Luhani. It was said that one piece of meat per person, but there were only three pieces of meat. Luhani was not late.

Li Tiezhu draped his shoulders and said, "Don't be afraid, I will make you a lot of mutton skewers later."

Luhani: "Why didn't you bring me something just now?"

Li Tiezhu was speechless: "Just now... the lamb skewers are so delicious, how can you care about your brother?"

Luhani: "???"

In the second round, five lamb skewers.

Li Tiezhu came to the back door with Deng Chao and Peng Peng, and they each had a bucket and prepared to splash back.

Chen Chichi: "If you dare to splash me this time, I will fight back!"

Li Tiezhu said, "What if it's a skewers? Don't spill the lamb skewers."

Chen Chichi: "Am I stupid? I won't splash it when I see lamb skewers."

Li Tiezhu: "I always think you are not too smart Yazi."

Chen Chi has grown up with his lips: "I'm not very smart... No, what qualifications do you have to judge whether a person is smart or not? IQ, if you don't have something like IQ, don't talk nonsense, okay?"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, it's like you never say that other people have bad waists."

Chen Chichi: "..."

With the sound of the gong, Peng Yuchang went to open the door.

Xixibie faced the door, turned around and took out five skewers of lamb like a treasure, and then...

Wow!

Was splashed all over by Chen Chichi.

Xixi took a bite of the mutton skewers, and went away angrily: "Huh! I won't let you eat it!"

Peng Yuchang was stupid: "Brother Chi Chi, you..."

Chen Chichi froze, and kept the action of pouring the water: "Don't blame me! He came in like this, how does it look like making mutton skewers? It looks like splashing water."

Li Tiezhu reacted super fast and picked up the half bucket of water that Peng Yuchang had placed on the ground.

Chen Chichi was taken aback and quickly protected his head.

Li Tiezhu ran away?

He did run away, but instead of attacking Chen Chichi, Li Tiezhu chased out ten meters along the inner side of the courtyard wall with a bucket, and shouted: "Xixi!"

Director Xixi gnawed on the string and raised his head: "What are you doing?"

Wow!

Half a bucket of water rushed into the face to make a crit.

Xixi was soaked in soup, and the skewers in her hand were also wet.

Xixi was stunned, and said aggrieved: "Why? I give you meat skewers, and you splash me...twice!"

Li Tiezhu: "Return the meat skewers to me, or I will splash the oven with water!"

Chen Chichi and Peng Peng hurriedly came to take Li Tiezhu away: "I can't do it, what do we eat if we spill the oven? Zhu Ge calmed down."

Xixi stubbornly took the meat skewers to bake them and continued to eat them, so they won't return it to you!

After Luhani and Deng Chao came over, they were speechless after they figured out the whole story.

Deng Chao still wanted to struggle: "Producer, let's take back the five bunches just now, and we can't waste food."

Wang Zhengyu: "Xixi has already eaten."

The camera shows Xixi: "It's delicious~"

Barrage:

"Hahahahaha..."

"Laughing can't live anymore."

"It's delicious, is it okay?"

"Misery Xixi!"

"Too cute, isn't it?"

"What kind of fairy show is this!"

"Absolutely."

"Xixie is so funny, please make your debut!"

"Do you think he is the principal?"

"Laughing to the **** fissure."

In the third round, Xixi hid behind the meat skewers, showing a standard smile.

Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi almost didn't control the large barrels in their hands, but fortunately they still received them, harvesting five skewers of lamb.

In the fourth round, Xixi and Peng Peng played against each other, and Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu faked the empty bowls.

Can Li Tiezhu bear it?

Fuck the bucket, chasing Xixi all the way before returning.

The black **** were splashed on him especially obviously.

In the fifth round, everyone got the big chicken. Everyone concentrated on the back door and successfully got the big chicken.

Xixi took a bowl of water and didn't wait to open the door, so she splashed it in through the door proudly.

What?

Do you still have to do a game to get chopsticks?

Grab and eat directly, who cares about your chopsticks?

Luhani: "Oh oh..."

Deng Chao: "Wow!"

Chen Chichi: "It's too sloppy, eh? It's delicious!"

Peng Yuchang: "Um! It's delicious, this is the best big plate chicken I have ever eaten."

Li Tiezhu: "Huh?"

Peng Peng: "What's wrong? It's really delicious!"

Li Tiezhu: "The best big plate chicken? Are you sure, give you a chance to reorganize your language."

Peng Yuchang gradually became guilty: "Hahaha...the second most delicious."

Chen Chichi: "Mr. Huang used to cook big chicken in the mushroom house."

Luhani: "Peng Peng, after thinking it over, is it really the second most delicious one? Someone has also cooked big chicken in the mushroom house."

Peng Peng: "Oh, oh! The third delicious one, Zhu Ge first, my master second, this third, so so..."

Full of desire to survive.

Then, Xixi brought a huge plate of kebabs and grilled lamb chops.

It's dinner. It's dinner.

Wang Zhengyu, who was squatting, also stood up, ready to let the program crew eat something, and then his legs numb.

Li Tiezhu, who was eating the skewers, walked over with the skewers and helped Wang Zhengyu: "Is his legs numb?"

Wang Zhengyu: "Thank you!"

Li Tiezhu smiled: "You're welcome! My own person, I will help you."

After all, Li Tiezhu dragged Wang Zhengyu into a dash, ran over, and ran back again.

Wang Zhengyu screamed again and again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

When Li Tiezhu passed by the pavilion, he shouted, "Relay!"

Chen Chichi took over, and Wang Zhengyu, who was dragging his legs numb, ran into the yard.

Then came Deng Chao and Luhani.

When it was Peng Peng's turn, Wang Zhengyu glared: "Dare you!"

Peng Yuchang shrank: "I, I...I will help you to rest."

Barrage:

"As expected of Tie Zhu."

"Wang Zhengyu is too miserable."

"This is the most unlicensed director I have ever seen..."

"He is a producer."

"Peng Peng is so embarrassing, haha..."

After eating, the director team announced that the trailer was recorded. Because the epidemic situation has improved, starting from the next issue, you can really go out to record programs in other cities.

In the end, Wang Zhengyu turned his head:

"But, how to live tonight, I need to arrange it."

Chen Chichi: "Oh? Do something?"

Deng Chao: "You have the ability to let Li Tiezhu sleep on the road."

Luhani: "Yes! Do you dare?"

Peng Peng opened his mouth excitedly, then closed it again, and glanced at Li Tiezhu with a guilty conscience, and found that Li Tiezhu was glaring at him.

Wang Zhengyu: "Remember? We smoked five haas we said in the car."

Deng Chao: "Ah yes, forget about it."

The tool man puts a box of five ha, which is extremely five ha, can make up the program and have a lens.

Peng Peng drew sweet haha, Deng Chao laughed, Chen Chichi was also sweet haha, Luhani drew bitter haha, and Li Tiezhu drew the last one, but he drew miserable haha.

Chen Chichi: "One is suffering, the other is miserable, you are sleeping in the field tonight."

"Hahahahaha..."

Wang Zhengyu: "When you open the card, you can see where you live."

Deng Chao's bedroom A, Chen Chichi's bedroom B, and Peng Yuchang's bedroom floor.

Luhani... the bathtub.

Haha Li Tiezhu's is... the sink.

Luhani is happy, and there is another worse than himself, can he sleep even if the sink is full of sinks?

Wang Zhengyu: "Everyone, save the Ha card and use it later. Then you can go upstairs and rest."

Everyone went upstairs to find a place to live.

Luhani found his exclusive bathtub, which was covered with quilts and pillows.

I nestled inside, surprisingly comfortable.

Luhani: "Hey! This bathtub is pretty good, just enough for me to sleep, so I don't have to worry about falling out of bed. It's quite big!"

Chen Chichi: "The big tank!"

Deng Chao: "Sleep in a big tank."

Luhani was shocked: "Don't dare to talk nonsense! I slept in the bathtub, not the big tank."

Deng Chao was at a loss: "What's wrong?"

Chen Chichi understood in a second: "Who would dare to sleep Dagang? Aren't you afraid of being blown to death by the tree brother?"

Luhani: "Hahaha...The tree brother is holding the detonator, and he is on the way, with a bang..."

Li Tiezhu: "The mushroom house becomes a mushroom cloud."

"Hahahahaha..."

Chen Chichi: "Tie Zhu has really become smarter, he can answer these words faster than me."

The four old people smiled tacitly, but Peng Peng was out of the picture.

What's wrong with sleeping in a big tank?

Who is Tree Brother?

He has never been to "Oh Huo, Primitives". Naturally, he doesn't know Brother Tree, let alone his daughter-in-law Wang Dagang.

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani have all been there and were deeply impressed by the tree brother.

Barrage:

"Laugh to death, forget it..."

"Brother Shu: I heard someone wants to green me?"

"The deer Hani is trembling."

"Who is Tree Brother?"

"Hahahahaha..."

Then, everyone found Li Tiezhu's "bed", the sink opposite the bathtub, two pillows stuffed in the washbasin, covered with a layer of quilt, it was okay, but it was too narrow, while Li Tiezhu was very wide.

Everyone flicked Li Tiezhu up to try, half of his buttocks were outside, and they had to be careful not to touch the faucet.

"Hahahahaha..."

Deng Chao: "Tie Zhu~www.wuxiaspot.com~ please take the quilt away, let me brush my teeth first."

Li Tiezhu: "Should I take a mop to help you brush it?"

Deng Chao: "Hahaha, excuse me, I'll go to another bathroom."

Wash and sleep.

This is the end of the super long trailer.

It took a full 120 minutes to cut into five parts and broadcast, full of sincerity.

That's not a big deal, there are easter eggs in the back.

Li Tiezhu accidentally kicked the faucet off when he slept, got wet, took off his clothes and squeezed the bathtub with Luhani.

The faucet of the bathtub was also opened, and the two ran away in embarrassment to go to Chao Ge.

In the middle of the night, laughter continued in the mushroom house.

"Hahahahaha..."

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