Elf’s Shorts Boy

"Don't come here, we'll detonate the bomb if you come here again." The four Rockets climbed out of the jeep, holding the bomb in one hand and the detonator in the other, shouting.

"Okay, then detonate the bomb quickly, I just want to see if your group of social tumors will be blown to pieces by the bomb."

The beloved did not stop, and still approached the four bandits step by step with the two Pokmon.

"You—" My beloved's answer was completely beyond the expectations of the four Rockets.

Originally thought that the other party would be concerned about the lives of the four of us, but I didn't expect the other party to be completely indifferent.

This is not bound by the law, the behavior of the alliance system personnel and the police.

"Detonate the bomb quickly, why don't you detonate the bomb, I want to see what will happen after your heads are blown apart by the bomb?" Liangren said again.

"Aren't you outlaws? Aren't you evil Rockets who dare to carry bombs and carry out suicide attacks?"

"What are you doing now, are you afraid?" My beloved continued to press, while not forgetting to provoke with words.

The behavior of the beloved at this moment not only frightened the four Rockets into a panic and backed away, but the citizens watching the live broadcast in front of the TV were also frightened by the courage of the beloved.

In the face of the four desperate gangsters with bombs, Liangren not only did not back away, but pressed forward step by step and kept provoking with words.

What kind of courage and determination do you have to do such a thing.

"Woo~ woo~..."

When the husband kept approaching the desperate gangster, Junsha finally arrived with a group of police officers.

But looking at the beloved who was walking towards the gangster step by step.

Junsha and other police officers also covered their hearts, standing in the distance and not daring to make any noise, let alone approaching.

"Why didn't you detonate the bomb? Are the Rockets all cowards like you?" My lover mocked disdainfully.

As soon as the beloved's words came out, the four Rockets were furious, as if the things they believed in and worshiped had been greatly insulted.

"Little devil, shut up!!!" the rocket team called Yamaguchi roared.

"Oh~ I'm angry, did I say something wrong?" My beloved stopped his approaching steps, tilted his head and asked suspiciously.

"You dare to go to the subway station and launch a bomb attack on the passengers and the Union staff entering and leaving the station, and treat other people's lives as nothing."

"But why don't you dare to hold a bomb in your hand and blow yourself to death now? It turns out that your fearlessness of death is only aimed at people who are irrelevant to other people."

"Then you are not cowards, you are the cancer of society, the enemy of all law-abiding citizens, I order you to detonate the bomb."

"Explode on the spot in front of me, blowing your cruel and vicious hearts and your idiot-like heads to pieces."

"You don't have to doubt, I will not feel pity for you, and the citizens of Tokiwa City will only cheer and applaud.

All law-abiding citizens of the Union rejoice in your death.

They'll bake a big apple pie, open a bottle of sweet sparkling wine with dinner, and celebrate the passing of you scum. "

"The only people who won't clap your hands and celebrate are your parents and relatives, they will only feel ashamed and angry,

Because you are a disgrace to the whole family. "

"When your ashes were brought home, your mother would open the urn and blow her nose in it, and your father would spit in it."

"Then angrily dumped your ashes into the sewer and flushed them into the gutter. Having a son like you is the most shameful thing in their life."

"From now on your neighbors will deny access to all your family members.

Because they are not sure whether the family that gave birth to terrorist children like you is born with the dangerous genes of terrorists. "

"Because of your crimes, your family has been ashamed, and your parents will live in deep guilt for the rest of their lives."

"They regret why they didn't drop you to death when you were born.

In this way, when you grow up, you will not join such an evil organization as the Rockets, and you will not launch bomb terrorist attacks to endanger society. "

"Why don't you die? How can you, a social cancer and social scum like you, still have the face to live in this world."

"Detonate the bomb quickly, do you still want me to help you!!!" the beloved shouted with eyes wide open.

Looking at the four Rockets holding bombs in front of him, Ryoto was so angry for the first time.

If you read the original anime, you may also be amused by the jokes of the Rockets trio.

But in real life, they use Pokémon to do biochemical living experiments, snatch the elves of the trainers, and wholeheartedly fight against the alliance to dominate the world.

One side of such an organization is crazy, evil and extreme, while the other side is simply an idiot in the eyes of the beloved.

Also dominate the world, why not as the slogan of the idiot trio said.

To prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world.

Gather all the Rocket Team's strength to build a rocket, then travel to the galaxy, and finally plunge into the black hole to self-destruct.

This group of crazy and extreme but brainless scum like idiots! ! !

Team Rocket today just launched a terrorist attack on the Tokiwa subway station.

If it was in Rainbow City, what if the bomb attack was launched near his shop on No. 8 Yangyu Street, Beicheng?

The beloved could hardly imagine what he would do if something like that happened.

"Maybe I won't wait for the police to arrive, and let this group of dregs who endanger the safety of my family completely disappear from the world." My husband secretly thought.

However, after listening to his lover's scolding, the four Rockets terrorists with bombs were already pale with fright.

Especially when the husband mentioned that they were ashamed of the family, and when the ashes were returned home after death, the mother who loved and doted on them since childhood opened the urn and blew her nose inside.

Except for the orphan background, Yamaguchi who was brainwashed and taken away from the orphanage by the Rockets.

The other three Rockets had already been slumped against the jeep, with snot and tears streaming down their faces.

"Little ghost, don't come here, I'll really detonate the bomb if you come here again." Yamaguchi bared his teeth ferociously at his lover like a wolf and hyena driven to a corner.

"Then detonate it quickly, why are you still hesitating." Liang Rengu stared at the mountain pass with his eyes open and shouted loudly.

"If you don't do it, let me help you."

Liangren showed a playful smile towards the only Rocket who was not broken by his words to break through his will and psychological defense.

In the next second, all the bombs held by the four Rockets broke free.

One of the four bombs was controlled by Slowly Beast's mind and sandwiched between Shankou's legs, and the other was roughly stuffed into Shankou's mouth.

The other two floated and stuck to the temples on both sides of Yamaguchi's head.

The real touch made Shankou, who was still resisting, turn pale with fright, and a drop of cold sweat slipped quietly from the corner of his forehead.

"Boom~"

At this moment, the vicious Yamaguchi was leaning against the jeep like the other three companions, his face full of fear.

When the bomb detonator in his hand was snatched away by the dumb beast, Yamaguchi widened his eyes and exclaimed: "Ah!!!"

"Since you dare not press the detonator, then let me do it for you." My husband said while playing with the four detonators that looked like remote controls in his hand.

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