Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

Nothing else.

Just because this extremely ugly, mangy-skinned beast was right on their way to Chakou Zhendian. Not only was there a bastard problem of not doing any work, but also not fucking doing anything. If there is free time to eat, this mangy bastard with variegated hair will secretly poke its ugly and disgusting mouth into the six knights to feed his car. Inside the horse bag, chew a few mouthfuls of the good bean cake dressing, and have a delicious meal.

For this mangy-skinned beast who is both damn hateful and damn ugly, and also has a rather sneaky and thieving"acting style", he was already in a state of"gnawing his teeth in his mouth and growing evil at the edge of his courage""The six knights who were on the verge of becoming furious had always been hindered by the rule of law that"the soldiers of the Tang Empire must treat their horses well", so they were hesitant and hesitant, and failed to teach them a lesson nicely at the first time. Suddenly, this tired and mischievous beast...

No, the round-faced six knights, not long ago, were pointing at the sky, earth, mountains, water, villages and towns of the land of northern Shanxi. , when he was furious and cursing endlessly, this lazy and lazy beast once again opened its hateful and disgusting pickled mouth, and sneakily reached into the horse bag containing the best horse feed...

Do you dare?!

Again?!

Damn you are so brave!!

It's tolerable, but it's intolerable!!

……

"I'll beat you to death, you naughty, lazy little bastard!"

"You bastard who cares about food but not about beatings!"

"If you dare to steal your horse food that Mr. Han carefully prepared for my BMW 'Hongdou' again, I will definitely treat you, a lazy turtle grandson, with this extremely ugly horse hair, horse skin, horse mane and The horse's tail was all skinned alive.……"

"……Anse, Anse……"

"……Slippery……"

……

Just as the six knights were glaring with anger and murderous intent, they used the most"brutal and vicious" vulgar language in the market to angrily scold the horse behind them because its huge horse face was hit by a sudden whip. , suddenly in pain, and when the lazy beast was screaming and whining, the second brother knight suddenly sounded in front of him, some inexplicable, and some hysterical laughter.

"Ah...hahahaha...hahahaha...this is really going to make me laugh to death!"

"……Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

For a moment, the six knights were as confused as the monk Zhang Er. Just when he felt confused and weird about this, the bastard second brother blurted out a few harsh and sarcastic words. This guy who spoke so freely suddenly felt like he was dumbfounded and ashamed.……

"Hahahaha, brother Liuzi, these words of abuse and insults you said with the courage to express your feelings are so wonderful!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Look at what you mean, this mixed-haired military horse that Sanyuan Station has 'carefully prepared' for you, is it your kid who raised it yourself?! Ha ha ha ha……"

"Brother Yu has another merciless request. I hope that, brother Liuzi, you can help Brother Yu clear up his doubts and give you some advice."

Before the round-faced knight of six could wait, he puffed his beard and glared, gritted his teeth and retorted. He was already laughing. The second knight, who was swinging on the horse, laughed loudly and said loudly:"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Dare I ask where your bastard son's father-in-law is now? Don't know what its shape is? How old are you? ah?! Ha ha ha ha!"

"ah?!……"

"oh!……"

"Well!!"

The six brothers, who were dumbfounded and ashamed, suddenly came up with the absurd idea of ​​"rectifying the law on the spot" for this sharp-tongued and foul-tongued guy.

"Mouthful of Huchai! Nonsense……"

"Come to me quickly and close your mouth!"

"If there are even a few rumors about today's events that dare to spread to the inner circle of you and my brother, believe it or not, brother, I will immediately punish you, a rough guy who has nothing to scold, and rectify the law in Qujiang Yuanzi, that super person. Inside the large muddy pond"

"Lead the way! Get out of here!"

"Dare you disobey me as a brother?! Ha ha ha ha……"

……

The two brothers, who were making jokes, joking and scolding, just walked freely, walking slowly for about a hundred feet... only to feel the biting cold wind in the remote mountains of northern Shanxi again, all the time and nowhere. After the cruelty of Absence was raging, and the knife was cutting to the bone, the round-faced Knight of the Six Sons finally remembered something, which was very important to him.

That's because this guy was filled with resentment, anger, impulsiveness, and impulsiveness. He actually used the linen facecloth, which was used to cover the wind and sand and keep out the cold, as the object of his rage and vent his anger, and abandoned it like this. When I was young, I felt very decisive and happy to give up.

The current distance of one or two miles is naturally nothing, and it is indeed of no use. This kind of ordinary junk is just...

But if you think about it today, you still have at least dozens of miles of mountain roads. On the return journey, and for a long period of time in the future, during the journey of thousands of miles of bitter cold northern land, I am afraid that this seemingly inconspicuous face scarf will be indispensable. It can protect oneself from the severe cold and wind and sand...

With his numb and stiff face, the Six Knights began to feel stabbed by knives and needles. He subconsciously turned his head and looked at the fork in the road where not long ago, he had stopped his horse and cursed in anger. His face couldn't help but He showed a somewhat thoughtful expression.

However... this arrogant and shameless guy, no matter what, will never let down his body for the sake of a tattered linen facecloth that is half a foot square, regardless of his identity as a noble general. , resigned to his own depravity, he ran back to the intersection where he had just cursed angrily, and picked up the torn face towel that was abandoned like a worn-out shoe.

Do you want to give up the dignity of the wealthy and noble families of the Tang Dynasty, and the shameless young men and young men in the government offices?!

As the second brother knight of his family, he has the closest personal relationship with his confidant. The six knights know it clearly, but if they are Han Ying and Han Zhuohua, the sixth son of the Han family, what kind of equipment will they need during this trip? , there is no reason why Brother Zanwu would not prepare properly for him.

What's more, when the Six Knights just got mad and cursed, what they threw away was only a piece of tattered facial tissue that was one and a half feet square, which was not worth three melons and two dates at all!

Even if there are no extra linen towels in Brother Zanwu's horse bag, as long as this young master has a lot of Kaiyuan copper coins and small silver coins in his hands, we don't believe it. Can’t buy a face towel that’s enough to keep you warm from the cold and cover the wind and sand?

As long as they are sold in this town, even buying a cart full of silk towels is nothing more than a trivial matter!

A rich and powerful dandy and a high-ranking disciple should behave like this, acting in such a arrogant and arrogant manner!

……

The reason why Han Ying, the sixth son of the Han family, had such an expression on his face was precisely because he couldn't help but admire the endless and effective countermeasures taken by the second brother Zanwu during the journey north. , a kind of complicated psychological reaction that arises spontaneously...

Yes!

It's the kind of psychological reaction that is fermented after a mixture of admiration and admiration, joy and bitterness, envy, jealousy, hatred, emptiness, loneliness and coldness, and other unique human emotions.

The literal meanings of admiration, admiration, respect, joy, envy, and jealousy are relatively easy to understand, so I won’t explain them in words here.

Our word interpretation task focuses on bitterness, resentment, hatred, emptiness, loneliness and coldness.

The so-called"sour" refers to the fox mentality of saying that grapes taste sour when you can't eat them.

The so-called"bitter" refers to the sour taste, which is just a bit bitter after dry chewing.

Resentment, resentment, or arrogance, frustration and resentment, or frustration and resentment after being arrogant.

The so-called"hate" that Xiaoliu of the Han family refers to here, except for a little bit of genuine resentment towards his second brother Wu, most of the rest should be towards himself. It's just the regret that I couldn't stick to my own opinions and be stubborn about my own wishes.

As for the last sentence"empty, lonely and cold", it can only be hehe...hehe...hehehehe... they are all sons and nephews from rich and aristocratic families. The noble son who died, the noble man who slept in flowers and willows, the romantic young master... Or the heroic husband of a general, the fearless son-in-law, the young hero who has just shown his talent, the young and promising young talent...

Regardless of their In my heart, is it something that should be done voluntarily or is it a reluctance that is forced into danger?

However, for hundreds of years, there has never been any change in the family laws of whips, fists, feet and sticks, grounding and fasting, and other violence, or Under the guidance and discipline of cold and violent methods, under their persistence, nagging, and even instinctive and hysterical indoctrination, almost all the dandies, educated children, young talents, and teenagers in the big house were The heroes are really familiar with the various techniques of marching and fighting, and they are familiar with them.

What's more, one can cite the military tactics and strategies of past dynasties, cite classics, and narrate the situation for several hours in a eloquent and eloquent manner.

But... such as wrapping a half-foot-square linen facecloth tightly around his head and face, which has been covered with animal fat, leaving only enough to see, smell, and so on around his eyes, ears, mouth, and nose. Breathe out the necessary holes and openings, so as to resist and prevent the wind, sand and cold from invading and damaging the tight parts on your head and face... Put your hands on both sides of the saddle, Inside the specially sewn cowhide bag, the thick leather bag and the horse's own body temperature are used to keep the hands warm...

Some inconspicuous and dried soft hay is used to combine the respective cowhide and Inside the boots, all the gaps and empty spaces are tightly packed to ensure that your feet are always in a gentle and dry state...