Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

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Because of this kind of anti-cold and anti-freezing skills, in addition to his second brother Zanwu, whether it is the royal internal guards, the internal officials of the Yamen, the official servants, or the brothers of Zuo Qianniuwei, or even himself The commander-in-chief, the dignified Zuo Qianniu Guards Colonel Qiu Peng, no one can understand clearly these seemingly simple and crude, but rarely seen, various written recording methods?!

Could it be that... this is the real battlefield where the mountains of corpses, the sea of ​​blood, and the rain of swords, guns, and arrows are the real battlefields of the Zanwu brothers who have truly experienced the hardships of military service in the bitter cold of the southwest border plateau, and have seen military battle formations and seas of blood fighting? , What are the experiences and insights gained during the march in the army?!!

But when he thought about these interesting things that made him excited, passionate, eager to try, and yearned for, the six brothers, who were quite bored and uninterested just now, immediately felt a surge of excitement. , passionate excitement.

The eyes looking at the back of Brother Zanwu also revealed a shining"scorching thief light""……

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

As expected, the old saying goes:"It's better to come by luck than by chance!"

Now that I have thoroughly understood the reasons and consequences, why not take advantage of this rare God-given opportunity to praise Brother Wu? In the past, it was extremely difficult to find out old military news and military stories from the mouth of this guy who refused to eat anything and was as hard as iron. His mouth was like steel poured into iron.!

As a result, this guy who was secretly already having a lot of calculations and calculations drove the horse under his crotch, increased the speed of the horse, and soon came to the side of the second brother Zanwu.

"Rokuro Hanying, who was"with evil intentions", carefully controlled the speed of"Hongdou" and always maintained the speed. He and his second brother's BMW were only half a step away from each other, and they walked slowly like that for a long time.

At the same time, Youqiu The fickle and scheming boy was also working hard to adjust his voice and smile, thinking about his words...

The next moment, Rokuro Hanying transformed, just like a Habaer wagging its tail in pursuit of pleasure, Accompanied by an extremely flattering smile, he said with a sly eyebrow,"Hey hey... Hey hey... Second brother, hey hey, you see you have already done this. Cover your face with a linen towel and use it to cover your face." A good way to resist the severe cold and prevent the wind and sand from blowing in the face. He told the officials, dignitaries, eagles, dogs and minions of the royal guard in detail, word for word, but... alas! Those two bastards who were dragging their buttholes up to the sky actually ignored and turned a deaf ear to you, second brother, for this effective method."

"These ungrateful and cowardly people would rather leave their stinking faces, which are so pickled and frozen like donkey dung eggs with frost, in a mess and in tatters, but they don't want to, Follow the example of our Zuo Qianniu Weipaoze brothers, and cover their black donkey dung balls with the linen towels that you, second brother, have already prepared with them, haha... haha... damn it , I am going to die laughing! Hahahaha……"

"Second brother, haven't you been in close contact with their eunuch named He in recent days?"

"That guy surnamed He didn't tell you, why do the eunuch sticks in their inner guards, who have no balls and no fucking brains, treat themselves so harshly? What exactly does this mean?!"

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I thought that my second brother Zanwu, who had a deep personal relationship with me and had a very close friendship, could almost talk about anything, would be alone with him even if he was a tough talker. Go down, give yourself a bit of thin face, follow the topics and ideas that you have deliberately guided, go down the stairs, go down the slope, and continue like this.

In the usual teasing and sarcastic words, he opened his chat box, and then naturally it was a eloquent and eloquent speech... No matter what, this time, he was really correct and serious. The third grandson who pretended to be an out-and-out flatterer...

Who would have expected that for the six sons of the Han family, this"malignant person" would"、""Other plans", it seems that the second brother Zanwu, who has already understood and investigated the"thief"'s"conspiracy" and has made full preparations, has a yellow look on his disgustingly handsome face. The immortal was paying New Year's greetings to Little Rooster...

Brother Zanwu, who looked half-smiling but not smiling, looked at Liulang Hanying quietly. After a long time, he simply gave Liulang boy, a simple and capable word. answer

"No!"

Mr. Rokuro, whose heart was filled with hope and expectation, almost choked on his second brother's pithy and concise two-word answer before he had time to recover from his two breaths.

On the desolate and vast ancient road, there was immediately a burst of choking and coughing sound that was like heartbreaking.

"Cough cough cough cough... cough cough cough cough……"

The choking sounds and movements were so violent and rapid that this guy, his beloved horse"Hongdou", couldn't help but turn its horse's head sideways, with two smart and huge horse eyes. Inside, there was a look of uneasiness and inquiry.

What the hell!

This...his brother-in-law's...is okay too?!

Old...ah!

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In Zuo Qianniuwei's marching army, this big messy dyeing vat has been struggling for a long time. The Liulang boy who has been here for several years has almost grown into an out-and-out veteran Youzi, Qiu Babing ruffian..

It's just that after having the experience of military battle formations and bloody sea battles, he will completely transform into a careless and vulgar killing mallet.

Therefore, this random bastard, in desperation, choked and coughed, and self-proclaimed himself in a standard sentence in the army,"I", with only a few missing words, he would change from his face. , blurted out from his mouth, which is used to causing trouble.

Fortunately, this free-spirited boy still had some sharp eyesight. At the moment when disaster came out of his mouth and a catastrophe was imminent, he finally completed a dangerous and dangerous self-salvation in time.

If it is"Laozi", it can be said to be a standard self-title in the army (Note: It is limited to official positions, official ranks, or similar, similar, and identical status among veterans Youzi, Qiu Babing and ruffians, or between the above pairs) Only when you are in trouble can you call yourself this. If you are really a fool and dare to call yourself this in front of your superior, then you can only ask for blessings for yourself!) , if it really comes out from his mouth, think about Liang Zanwu, the second brother of the Liang family, who can use hands-on methods to solve problems, then he is definitely a master of fists and kicks who cannot use words, and is determined to destroy him. Xiaoliu was beaten and crazily flattened into a huge pig head that even his own mother would never recognize.

Moreover, after receiving a good, solid beating, he still had to tuck his tail between his legs and put on a smiling face, pretending to be an obedient and well-educated third grandson, in order to praise the second brother Wu for being an adult. Ignoring the faults of villains, I will spare my life lightly, instead of reporting my misdeeds and sins to my parents at home.

Just the sin of being unfilial to parents and disrespecting ancestors is enough for my little body to drink a pot!

The boy Rokuro, who was frightened and frightened again and again, was so agitated that his lungs meridians, which had not yet calmed down, were triggered again. For a moment, the heart-rending sound of choking and coughing was heard again in the desolate, desolate place. Among the vast official roads in the mountains and fields, the sound resounded

"Cough cough...cough cough……"

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A certain family has racked their brains, thought over and over again, and carefully arranged this. No matter how you look at it, it can't be compared with the old story of the second brother Zanwu, who was in the Longyou Army. Why did the topic give rise to the feeling that my"conspiracy and conspiracy" had already been penetrated by the second brother of the Liang family?!

Could it be that... I really... saw a ghost?!

Just when the six knights, who looked dumbfounded and looked like ghosts, were lost in their thoughts and reverie, they heard a cold snort from the second brother Zanwu, who was holding back his nostrils.

The threat and intimidation in it are even more intense!

"Huh, what?! Doesn't it suit you?!"

An dared to compete with his boss, the six brothers, and immediately shook his round head like a large rattle, and his arguments and denials were almost as loud as popping beans. At the same time, it spewed out from his mouth

"No, no, no, no……"

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Unexpectedly, at the beginning of coming up, in front of the second brother Zanwu who had the help of God, the six brothers were eaten by a soft-headed nail. How could they be the soft-footed shrimps who would retreat at the slightest setback? Three-legged cat stuff?

No matter what, our Han family Liulang, Han Ying and Han Zhuohua must be good boys and ruthless characters who become more courageous with every setback and face difficulties!

So, the six brothers who tried hard to keep their smiling faces chose to get straight to the point this time.

"Hehehe... Hehehe, second brother, although you asked our Paoze brothers to take various measures to keep out the cold and freeze, there is no corresponding source or basis, and they have never been explained by the allusions, military tactics and tactics of the past dynasties. Recorded and transcribed, but hey, although I am not talented, I am brave enough to dare to speculate in front of you, second brother, hey... hey, such as covering the face with a towel, warming the hands with leather bags, and stuffing the boots with silk grass, etc. The methods and actions must be the experience and insights you learned through careful observation and careful exploration when you were serving as a military officer in the camp of Longyou Zuowei Army, second brother!"

"Hehe... Hehe, there are only two of us brothers here, and there are no other people. Anyway, we are just having nothing to do. It is just a chat between you and me to relieve boredom."

"Second brother, please tell me about the interesting stories you heard and saw when you were marching in the Longyou Army and the Left Guard Army!"