End of the Sky (Multiverse's End)

"Boss, I have a dream."

"No, you didn't!"

Russell had a cold face. Although he didn't know what Deadpool's dream was, he was definitely planning to deal with some moths, and he had to be killed in the cradle.

"No, I have!" Deadpool insisted.

"you have not!"

Russell gritted his voice heavily, stared at Deadpool, and then said: "Don't talk to me about dreams, illusory things will eventually succumb to reality, and the reality is that I am the boss, and I have the final say."

"But I was originally a virtual cartoon character..."

"No, you are different from others. You can break the fourth wall, communicate with the audience, and even threaten the comic editor with a knife to change the script."

Deadpool blinked: "But I can break the fourth wall, which is also what the editor means. I remember his name is Rob Liefeld, a sand sculpture cartoonist who can't always draw the proportions of his legs."

Russell: "..."

What qualifications do you have to say that others are sand sculptures?

Seeing that Russell didn't speak, Deadpool rubbed his hands and came forward: "Boss, this dream is really important to me, and I'm here to realize it."

"Speak up and listen." Russell had an idea, if Deadpool's dream and world travel do not conflict, help him, maybe it will make him work harder.

Deadpool clenched his fists, looked up at the chandelier at a forty-five-degree angle, and said solemnly: "I want to form a superhero team!"

Russell: "..."

"Boss, what do you think of this dream?"

"not so good."

"why?"

"I've seen [Deadpool] 2, the X agents you formed... The sand sculpture agent team was wiped out, and even Brad Pitt's big cheeks couldn't be covered."

Deadpool shrugged: "This is a plot requirement, and Big Cheeks is just a cameo appearance. He can come because he has an ulterior deal with the director."

Russell: "..."

"Boss, you look at the easter eggs very carefully, but you must not have noticed that there is a cameo appearance by Matt Damon in [Deadpool] 2... Wait, tell me the truth, you don't think it's a pirated version, do you?" ?”

"..."

Discussing the plot with a plot character is really frustrating, and what's even more frustrating is that you still can't talk to him!

Russell sighed: "Wade, don't divert the topic, continue to talk, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dream?"

"After careful consideration, I found that the reason why the X-Agents failed was that the members were too weak. If they were Wolverine, Storm, and Cyclops, the result would definitely be different, so I want to recruit powerful partners to join the team. Team."

Deadpool said this, and added another sentence: "But not everyone can do it, strength is only one aspect, and I have to be pleasing to the eye."

"So you came to Spider-Man and wanted to lure him into the gang." Russell roughly felt that he understood.

"That's right, that's it, I love Parker!" Speaking of Spider-Man, Deadpool looked shy.

Unlucky Peter Parker, you could have been worse!

Russell sighed silently: "You think too much,

This Spider-Man is not a chatterbox, you two don't get along. Moreover, his sense of responsibility as a New Yorker and a good neighbor will not allow him to follow you to other worlds. "

"I know!"

"You know that you dare to imagine, why not go to the world of The Amazing Spider-Man, Garfield's version of Spider-Man might like your broken mouth." Russell remembered that there was a villain Electron in The Amazing Spider-Man, and his abilities were very suitable for him.

"No, that Parker is too handsome, I don't like him!" Deadpool resolutely refused: "Besides, I'm not whimsical. In order to correct Parker who is not a talkative, I brought Venom here and copied my character. Peter will definitely..."

Russell made a final decision: "It will definitely become a super villain!"

"Boss, I think you are targeting me."

"Yes, that's right!"

Deadpool was furious when he heard the words, his eyes widened and he was about to spout. Suddenly, he thought of something, and started circling around Russell, tsk-tsk.

Russell felt uncomfortable with his strange eyes: "What's the matter?"

"I have decided that from today onwards, we will be brothers."

"..."

Russell put his hand on his forehead, he was already thinking enough to jump, but even so, he still couldn't keep up with Deadpool's rhythm. There is no logic at all, and I can't think of what Deadpool will do in the next second.

"Russell, since you don't object, then we are brothers. Now brother, I want to form a superhero team. You should help me and take the initiative to become my team member."

"I reject!"

"why?"

"X-Force sounds too shabby."

"It's okay, change the name now, how about the bomb squad?"

"not good."

"Why, we will be the best combination! Don't you think you are not hot enough to deserve this name?"

"No, it's because you don't deserve the name. The wire is too short to be called a bomb."

"FCUK!"

In the end, Russell joined the so-called X-agent team, and currently he is the only member besides Captain Deadpool.

It's very silly, but for Deadpool's willingness to take him through other worlds, he can only choose to wrong himself.

"Listen, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to pass on to you." Deadpool patted Russell on the shoulder, as if he had experienced it: "First of all, you have to have your own uniform, and you have to It has a nickname that is quite sculptural."

Regarding the uniform, Russell could only think of his black robe, and pondered for a moment: "As for the nickname, I have a favorite."

"tell me the story."

Russell lowered his voice: "I'm Batman!"

It's okay to have a relationship with Supergirl and call herself Batman.

"..."

Deadpool was silent for three seconds, and made an X with his hands on his chest: "No, DC will sue us for copyright infringement. We can't win the lawsuit, and we can't afford to pay the money."

Russell was speechless: "This... really makes sense."

"So, do you have any other nicknames? For example, Deadpool's younger brother, Deadpool's die-hard fan, Deadpool's licking dog or something!"

"Then I'll call Deathstroke."

"No, Deathstroke belongs to DC too!" Deadpool scratched his head frantically: "Dude, are you targeting me? Why are you mentioning my cousin?"

Deathstroke, the super villain in the DC world, was originally named Slade Wilson, while Deadpool's name was Wade Wilson.

Apart from their names, the two are also very similar in appearance. Not only that, their weapons are both double knives, and they are both mercenaries who are good at fighting.

Deadpool once said that he has a cousin named Slade, and Deathstroke also said that he has a half-brother named Wade, which is a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC.

But in the history of comics, Deathstroke appeared eleven years earlier than Deadpool.

That's right, the death knell is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said this purely to disgust him.

"Wade, I didn't intend to disgust you, but I think my weapon is very similar to Deathstroke. Although it is very similar to you, I can't take the nickname of Deadpool, after all, we are brothers."

"Come on, my good brother, you just want to disgust me."

Deadpool snorted coldly in disdain: "But you don't match Deathstroke's persona. My cousin is 1.93 meters, and you...hehe, don't think I can't see it. You don't even have 1.8 meters when you take off your shoes."

"hiss!"

Russell gasped, and said angrily, "I have 1.79.5 meters, rounded to 1.8 meters."

"hehe!"

"Don't be like a pig, it's normal for reality to differ from comics, just like your [Deadpool] 2, the cable in the movie is 1.79 meters, but in the comics he is over 2 meters. You even complained about this."

"So what, in the Reunion, he is Thanos!!"

"It's just Thanos. I can kill one with one punch. You may not be able to say it. I singled out more than two hundred Thanos at a time, and killed them all with one snap of my fingers."

"Wow, then I can hit a thousand!"

"I can hit ten thousand!"

"Then I will have a million!"

"..."

Unknowingly, the two of them head to head, angrily clashing together. After regaining his senses, Russell took a few steps back and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.

Deadpool looked complacent, and Russell couldn't compare with him in terms of shamelessness. And he doesn't care about meat and vegetables, the scene just now was a small scene, and he didn't care about talking to each other.

"Listen, Russell, any nickname will do, except Deathstroke."

"Hmph, you are a pirate who copied Deathstroke's design!" Russell ran out.

Deadpool's face became big with anger: "Again, I'm not a pirate. How can the comics be called pirated? It's a tribute!"

"Plagiarism! Piracy!"

"Whatever you say, my cousin was born a few years earlier than me, but then... my cousin's popularity is too bad. I have two independent movies, and he has nothing." Started to feel proud.

That's right, he was just born a few years later. For comics, whoever is popular is the prototype!

Russell couldn't see such an arrogant villain, and retorted: "Yes, Deathstroke has made a cameo appearance in a TV series, and he is also playing an Easter egg in Justice League, and he will play against Batman in the future."

"Hahaha, so what, I'm a superhero and he's a villain!"

"Yes, yes, you are a superhero. In the DC studio next door, you still have a green superhero movie! Speaking of which, why didn't you appear in [Justice League]?" Russell asked himself, and suddenly realized: "Oh, By the way, I remembered, because you are a street hitter and a box office poison!"

Deadpool:"……"

Damn Canadians! Damn Green Lantern!

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