End of the Sky (Multiverse's End)

Chapter 599 Director, I want to join the Avengers

Towering tall buildings and heavy traffic, here is the brightly lit city of New York that never sleeps.

At night, the neon lights are trance, the lights are dazzling, the crowds are bustling, and the streets and alleys are divided like tides, and the prosperity is woven into colorful colors, attracting groups of dream chasers.

But behind this glitz, there are more streets and alleys hiding dirt, and in some places, the street lights are broken and no one cares.

Russell leaned against the alley, lit a cigarette, frowned and thought about this world mission.

There is pressure to be motivated. Because of Dormammu, he urgently needs a character card with explosive combat power, or a skill card or item card with incredible abilities.

When he first found out that it was the world of Spider-Man, Russell was very disappointed. In the trilogy, none of them could fight, and there were not enough Mummsey teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool gave him hope.

Shuttle into other worlds at will, as long as Russell insists on not completing the task, and travels a few more worlds with Deadpool, there will always be a chance or two to meet a powerful character.

The idea is very good, but there is a very fatal problem. Deadpool is unreliable. He thinks it out as soon as he thinks it out. It is impossible to be obedient.

"Hey, buddy, I kept you waiting. You know, with my ability, it can't be less than half an hour." Deadpool walked out of the alley, adjusted his new clothes, and put his hat on.

It's a bad habit to be naked, so he borrowed a set from a few society people, riding boots, trousers, leather jacket, and a cowboy hat, which looked very much like a wilderness whore... Dartman.

"Let's go, let's go back and talk."

Russell took out Deadpool's equipment from the space ring, double knives, double guns, and the venom wrapped in the water polo, and threw them all into the opponent's arms.

Deadpool hugged his equipment, faced Russell face to face, and kept walking backwards: "Although I care more about the $100,000 knife, since we have reached an employment relationship, shouldn't you say your name?"

"My name is Russell, and I'm..."

Crash!

The knife, gun, and water polo fell to the ground, Deadpool covered his face with his hands, and said in disbelief: "My God! You are Russell, you are Russell! Dude, oh, no, it's Fire Fist, you have grown so big? "

"Wait, that's not right! The actor in Fire Fist is New Zealand, and you're Asian."

"I'm not that little fat guy." Russell rolled his eyes, raised his foot to step on the water polo on the ground, Venom got a new round dwelling, and tried to roll and escape unsuccessfully.

I thought that after the clarification, this topic would be over, but Russell still underestimated Deadpool's nervousness. He jumped up on the spot, turned three times after landing, and put his hand on the wall to start a concave shape.

"I see, your name is Russell, you must be the director of the Avengers!"

Russell: "..."

"Mr. Director, do you think I can join the Avengers?"

Deadpool raised his hand and stroked the brim of his cowboy hat. Feeling that something was missing, he took half of the cigarette butt from Russell's hand, took a deep breath, and said deeply, "I heard that Robert Downey Jr. is dead. , The Avengers need a new C coffee boss to save them, such as me, [Deadpool] invested 58 million dollars in the first part, and the global box office is close to 800 million dollars, you deserve it."

Russell: "..."

Deadpool sighed with emotion: "It's a pity that Scarlett Johansson died too,

We were so in love once, but we couldn't join forces again on the big screen. Director, you will revive her, right? "

Russell: "..."

Deadpool picked up the cigarette butt and twisted it on the wall, came to Russell with a whoosh, and whispered: "Director, I understand the rules, you can rest assured that my salary is super cheap. And I am my agent, immediately It’s okay to sign a contract for 10 movies, well, 20 is also negotiable.”

There are too many elements, Russell doesn't know where to start, and pushes away Deadpool's arm on his shoulder: "No, you are too ugly!"

"What!?"

Deadpool was furious, grabbed Russell's arm, and chattered endlessly: "Director, I thought you were a person who paid attention to connotations, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial."

"I'm sorry, it's not me who is superficial, but the audience. I'm a commercial filmmaker. Commercial films are about making money and entertaining the audience. So I shoot whatever they want to watch."

"That's right, the fans like me, and I make a lot of money."

"That's because they haven't seen such cheap things on the big screen. Once they get used to it, you won't be in the market."

"Impossible, I will always be meaner than they imagined!"

"..."

In fact, what Russell wants to complain more is that Deadpool is so ugly that he can actually travel through time.

It's not aimless, but the reality is really cruel.

These days, the time traveler must be a handsome man or a beautiful woman. Even if he was ugly in his previous life, he must still look good after time travel. Otherwise, the audience or readers will not have a sense of substitution. After all, no one looks bad in real life.

...

Along the way, Deadpool kept talking nonsense. Russell couldn't bear it and called a taxi, but it didn't help. The driver refused to take the car halfway. If Deadpool didn't get out of the car, he would rather die than touch the steering wheel.

After finally returning home, Russell finally understood why Deadpool saved the world many times, but other heroes still didn't want to see him. Referring to the theory of relativity, with Deadpool, one day is equal to one year, which is a kind of mental torture.

"This is $100,000, so I won't sign the contract. It's useless anyway. I'll give you another $100,000 after it's done." Russell counted ten stacks of bills from behind the bedside table, and smashed them hard. Deadpool's face.

The latter picked up the banknotes with a cloudy expression, not because Russell trampled on his self-esteem, but because he saw a lot of banknotes behind the bedside table and felt that the business was a loss.

"Dude... no, boss, you may have misunderstood something." Deadpool put the money in his pocket and said shamelessly: "What I'm talking about is, a world with $100,000, the money you give can only make you Go through once."

"$100,000 a time?" Russell frowned and looked at Deadpool, his eyes flickering.

Deadpool tightened the money in his arms: "Boss, if you are dissatisfied with the price, you can apply for an annual membership and enjoy the half-price service for the second crossing."

"There is no need to apply for an annual membership fee. There is no problem with $100,000 at a time. The promise just now remains the same. I will still add an additional $100,000 after it is done." The corners of Russell's mouth curled up slightly. Make him reliable.

Deadpool was elated when he heard the words: "God, you look so handsome when you spend money. I'm so excited when I see it. The silhouette on the side has increased by 20 centimeters!"

Russell chuckled, raised his hand to pick up the lighter, lit a stack of beautiful knives, and then lit a cigarette with it: "Wilson, if..."

Deadpool raised his chest and stood at attention: "Boss, you can call me Wade."

"Wade, if you can sew your mouth shut, you can pay $200,000 a time, boss, I'm not short of money!"

"Uh……"

Deadpool bit his nails and got stuck in the tangle. After a while, he made up his mind and said, "Boss, I know you are rich, but I prefer to do business with $100,000."

After saying this, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two tear stains slid down his uneven face.

He regretted it, he finally met a Kaizi, he shouldn't have insisted on it at the beginning, and it would be nice to make a counteroffer!

This situation is the same as when a local tyrant in the Middle East imported daily necessities from a certain country, and a certain country quoted a price that he thought was insane, but the local tyrant in the Middle East agreed without thinking about it.

A certain country felt that the price was low, and hastily added the word "US knife", which made the local tyrants in the Middle East look bored. Don't they all pay with US dollars for import and export business?

Sad, Deadpool turned on the TV, ready to find the unlucky guy in the news, and use other people's pain to soothe his wounded little heart.

"Wade, the bill has been settled. When will we leave for the next world?" Russell stacked stacks of beautiful knives and put them in the space ring. He thought they were useless waste paper, but unexpectedly they really came in handy. use.

"Anytime..."

Deadpool suddenly stopped talking, because the TV news was interrupted urgently. In the picture, Doctor Octopus fought Spider-Man. In the end, Doctor Octopus used the hostages to escape successfully.

After watching the news, Deadpool looked serious: "Boss, I have a dream."

Russell: "..."

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