Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

On New Year’s Day, Li Kun’s Charlotte’s Trouble was released.

"Brother Kun, Brother Kun, isn't your movie released today?"

At this moment, Li Kun’s mobile phone WeChat rang.

Li Kun looked down and found that it was from Reba.

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Li Kun typed and sent.

"I'm in Beijing now, should we go see your movie?"

Li Kun smiled and said, "You girl, you said you wanted to come to Dalian to see me last time, but you didn't come in the end!"

"Oh, I had already bought the ticket, but Sister Mi found out and she didn't let me go, (grieved expression)!!!"

Seeing this passage,

Li Kun was furious, damn Yang Mi, you are blocking my great cause of picking up girls!

"Okay, where are you now?"

"I'm in Jiaxing. I'm going to find you now."

"Okay!" Li Kun sent an address.

After a long time.

A figure with a down jacket, long legs, wavy hair, a white baseball cap, a mask, and sunglasses, wrapped tightly.

If you don't know someone, you won't be able to find it at all. This person is Rehou.

After seeing Li Kun, Reba ran over excitedly: "Brother Kun!!!"

"We haven't seen you for so long. Do you miss your brother Kun?" Li Kun said with a smile.

"Yes, I have wanted to go to Dalian to play with you for a long time, but Sister Mi won't let me!!!" Reba pouted.

Last time she packed her suitcase and bought a plane ticket, but before going out, she was caught by Yang Mi.

Don't let her go.

If you say go, block her.

Because of this incident, she hid at home and sulked for several days.

"Your Sister Mi is just a chick, we won't play with her anymore!" Li Kun comforted, "I've already bought the tickets, let's go to the movies together!"

"Okay!!" Reba nodded.

Reba came by car.

Li Kun got into the passenger seat and asked, "Can you still drive?" "Four, seven, seven."

Reba started the car, blinked her big eyes, and said seriously: "Brother Kun, don't underestimate me, my driving skills are very good."

"Oh!" Li Kun smiled and said: "Comparing your driving skills with Brother Kun, who is better?"

Reba pouted and thought about it for a while, then said, "I should be the one who is the best!"

"Then I want to see your driving skills!" Li Kun said: "The nearest movie theater!"

"Brother Kun, fasten your seat belt, I'm going to drive!"

"$7!"

along the way,

Reba's speed was sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and she almost hit other people's cars on the road.

"Reba, your driving skills still need to be improved!" Li Kun said with fear, "Otherwise you will be caught by the traffic police sooner or later. Brother Kun will teach you how to drive someday!"

"Okay!!" Reba nodded.

Both of them were wrapped tightly, parked the car, and walked into the cinema.

After entering the cinema, Reba bought a large bucket of popcorn and two glasses of Coke.

If Li Kun hadn't stopped her, Reba might have really wanted to empty the sales area.

Li Kun walked in front holding a bucket of popcorn.

"Brother Kun, how can such a small amount be enough to eat?" Reba said: "How about we buy some roasted chicken legs? When I came in just now, I saw a place selling roasted chicken legs.

$8:"......"

We are here to watch a movie.

You’re not here to eat!

"Enough, enough!!!" Li Kun said quickly: "Brother Kun, you don't like these snacks.

"Okay!!!" Reba nodded.

The two walked into the cinema.

In the cinema, Li Kun took out his ticket, checked his seat, and pulled Reba over.

"Wow, Brother Kun, this place is full of people!" After Reba sat down, she raised her head and glanced around. All the seats were full.

At a glance, they are all young people.

There are many couples among them.

"Yes!" Li Kun nodded.

Reba held the big bucket of popcorn, stretched out her hand, took one and threw it into her mouth. She turned her head and blinked her big eyes and said, "Brother Kun, your movie will definitely be a hit."

"I think so too!" Li Kun smiled.

The two sat for a while, and the big screen, which was originally dark, suddenly lit up.

Dong dong dong——

An oriental dragon appeared on the screen.

The Eastern Dragon above has a great background.

Without this Eastern dragon, the movie would not be released.

The picture started to unfold, which was a landscape painting, and finally the words Wan Daying appeared.

Producer: Li Kun Media Co., Ltd.

After the introduction, the movie started.

"Some people are deficient in iron, others are deficient in calcium, but what I lack most is face!"

"Today I completely lost all my little face!!!"

"This woman is my wife! Her name is Ma Dongmei. This running buddy is me, and my name is Suanluo.

at the same time.

The girl sitting in front of the couple saw Li Kun playing Charlotte and was surprised: "This is Li Kun? He actually plays a middle-aged man. Isn't he afraid of losing fans?"

"And the character he plays, Charlotte, is married to Ma Dongmei. Why have I never seen this actor before? I thought it was Gao Yuanyuan who played the role!"

The movie starts.

Charlotte sat in the back seat of the Maserati and kept circling around the manor.

"I said brother-in-law, it's almost over. I have to go back quickly. My girlfriend turns 60 today and she doesn't even know I drove the car out!!!"

"puff!!!"

Seeing this, the couple just laughed out loud.

"His girlfriend's 60th birthday makes me laugh so hard!" The girl covered her mouth and laughed.

The movie goes on.

In the phone booth, Yuan Hua called Qiu Ya.

Qiuye answered the phone and heard Yuan Hua's voice, saying: "Don't call me again in the future, I'm afraid Charlotte will misunderstand!!!"

On a snowy day, Yuan Hua was wrapped in a scarf and huddled in a phone booth. He was stunned when he heard these words, and the phone in his hand slowly fell to the ground.

His eyes were dull, looking toward the sky.

"No!!!!!!"

BGM sounds.

"Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing!!!"

The world is vast!!!"

Yuan Hua knelt on his knees and shouted heartbreakingly: "Qiu Ya!!! Ah!!!!"

"A cold plum blossom stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of my beloved!!!"

"Love what I love without regrets!!!"

"No!!!" Yuan Hua's eyes were dull and he slapped the ground hard with both hands.

Mengte, who was wearing a school uniform on the side, took off his school uniform and wanted to cover Yuan Hua.

The two looked at each other, and Yuan Hua's whole body was almost covered with snow!!

"Hahaha!!!!"

"This guy made me laugh so hard!!!"

"How can it be so funny!"

“I originally thought Li Kun’s film was a bad one, but I didn’t expect it to look really good!!!”

Yuan Hua's episode successfully captured the laughter of people in the cinema.

Halfway through the movie, Yuan Lu became a big star.

On a yacht, Charlotte received a call from Liu Dehua. After answering the call, he said, "Hey, I've written that song for you. My old lady lives in this village. I'm a native of this village!" "

"Okay, then it's settled, this is it!!!"

"Okay, bye!" After saying that, Charlotte threw the phone into the sea.

"Charlotte, you are a genius!" Qiu Ya, played by Gao Yuanyuan, ran over and kissed Charlotte.

"Qiu Ya, if one day I can no longer write songs, will you still love me?"

Qiu Ya was silent.

boom

There was a loud noise and the yacht began to shake.

The two of them hugged each other and didn't fall down.

"Brother Luo, Brother Luo -" At this moment, a man climbed up and said: "There is a fishing boat behind us." It looks like a piece of cake to me.

A group of people walked down.

"Holy shit, Yuan Hua?"

On the fishing boat, Yuan Hua held the fishing boat and hung a cigarette from his mouth.

Yuan Hua's unique BGM Yi Jian Mei sounded.

Looking at Qiu Ya on the yacht, Yuan Hua dropped the cigarette in his mouth, stumbled a few steps back, and almost fell down.

"True love is as vast as the grassland, and layers of wind and rain cannot stop it!"

"The clouds always open and the sun rises!!!!"

"Hahaha, sooner or later I will be laughed to death by this Yuan Hua!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

at the same time.

the other side.

Nanjing,Nanjing movies.

This movie tells the story of the fall of Nanjing. Some officials abandoned the city and fled, but there were still many people who stayed behind and fought to the death to defend the city.

Smoke is billowing and blood is flowing. In the context of the great era, people must not only endure the ruthless giving of the times, but also make painful choices of fate.

Halfway through the movie.

"Husband, I don't want to read it!!!" A woman read half of it and felt heavy in her heart.

She felt that there was something wrong with her husband. The Chinese New Year was supposed to be a festive time.

I actually took her to watch this movie!

"Okay, okay, don't watch it. Let's watch Charlotte's Troubles. It's a comedy!" Seeing his wife's unhappy expression, the man quickly comforted her.

To be honest, he couldn't stand it either.

What the hell,

Is there something wrong with Lu Chuan?

It’s Chinese New Year, are you going to do this for me?

The two got up and left their seats, went to the ticket office, and wanted to buy tickets for Charlotte's troubles.

The staff member smiled and said: "Sorry, Charlotte, there are only two games today, but the tickets are already available!"

"What?" The couple who had just come out of Nanjing were stunned when they heard this and said, "How come there are only two games and can't there be more games?"

"I will convey this to you." the staff said.

"Forget it, husband, let's go!"

"See you again tomorrow!"

"All right!!"

The couple left the cinema.

Charlotte's Trouble has also finished playing.

“Damn it, I thought Li Kun couldn’t make movies!!!”

"nice!!!"

"It's over, let's go!"

"I want to be laughed to death by Yuan Hua inside!"

"If you ask me, what I admire most is the publicity in Charlotte's troubles. I call you brother and you call me dad, hahaha!!"

A movie ends

"Wow, Brother Kun, the movie you made is so beautiful!" Reba said: "How did you come up with all this? I was laughing so hard!!!"

"Let's go, the movie is over!" Li Kun stood up and pulled Reba out of the cinema.

Weibo,

"I just went to see Charlotte's Trouble and it really made me laugh to death. I recommend everyone to go see it!"

"I can't buy tickets. I can't buy tickets at all. The number of films that Charlotte is worried about is too small!"

"I couldn't buy tickets upstairs either. I asked the staff and they said it was Charlotte's problem. There were only two movies scheduled a day. How could such a good movie be given such a small number of movies? I was convinced!"

at the same time.

A film critic on Weibo, Huaer Guoguo, posted a review.

Post content:

"Nanjing, Nanjing, I finished watching it today. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally wrote this video!"

"Lu Chuan wants to use the so-called new perspective of the 21st century to tell the story of this great period.

It's a tragedy, but it's a pity that it's too deliberate and has no depth. Moreover, it only captures the kindness of people in the early days and the cowardice of Chinese people. It only shows the complete destruction of human nature. "

"But why there is such a tragedy caused by human nature, the movie does not explain enough, especially when the massacre was carried out, the facial expressions were all numb, which makes people feel that the Chinese people are in heaven

He was born a coward..."

“Three stars, I don’t recommend everyone to watch this show during the Chinese New Year!!!”

comment area,

"After watching the movie, it's very heavy. Is Lu Chuan an idiot for celebrating the New Year? I have been working for a year, and I just want to make myself happy during the Chinese New Year. He gave me such a heavy surgery

theme.

“The movie is indeed good, but I don’t recommend everyone to watch it during this Chinese New Year period!”

at the same time.

Weibo,

A film critic named Merlin posted a post.

"Charlotte is troubled. This is Li Kun's first drama. I was first attracted by the altercation between Lu Chuan and Li Kun on Weibo, and finally I went to watch it."

"But after watching it, I found that Li Kun is really a talented director. He expresses the same theme of reminiscing about youthful love, the same comedy, the same praising his wife and the same old songs.

Li Kun directly electrocuted Xu Zheng's curtain to the main world four light years away."

"This film uses Zhuang Zhou Mengdie's approach to conduct a philosophical discussion on the happiness index of life. It uses the lowest level to explain the deepest emotions. It uses hilarious techniques to reveal how absurd the freshness is.

A pseudo-youth movie!"

"It is recommended as a five-star show and everyone can watch it during the Chinese New Year. However, Charlotte is troubled by the fact that there are very few films scheduled and it is difficult to buy tickets."

Comment section.

"It's really funny, but it's really hard to buy tickets. I heard that Charlotte's film schedule is only 2%, which is too little!"

"I agree, the amount of films in this series is indeed small. 5% of Sichuan's films are photos. 11

"Brothers, I posted a message on Wanda Weibo."

Some people went to Wanda Pictures Weibo and started to comment.

"What's the matter? Charlotte is worried that for such a good-looking movie, you only give 2% of the screening quota. Who can watch this? Hurry up and increase the screening quota for me."

"Every movie by Lu Chuan has 5%, and Charlotte's Annoyance only has 2%. Are you mistaken? I can't get 3.1 votes even if I want to!"

After a while,

Wanda Pictures’ Weibo was hacked by Weibo.

"Boss, no, our Weibo has been hacked!" A female assistant from Wanda Pictures ran in.

Zhang Lin raised his head and asked, "What happened?"

Zhang Lin, head of Wanda Film and Television Media.

"Netizens said that Charlotte was worried that there were too few films scheduled and she couldn't buy tickets. Let's increase the number of films!" said the female assistant.

Zhang Lin said: "What's the attendance rate of Charlotte's troubles!"

He is a businessman and does not make blind choices.

Only focus on the benefits.

As long as the movie makes money.

The female assistant took a look at the data chart and said in shock: "The attendance rate is 95%!"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Hearing that Charlotte was troubled and the attendance rate was so high, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Go and trouble Charlotte and increase the number of films scheduled by 3%!"

"Boss, which movie is this from?"

Zhang Lin took a look at the data chart, Nanjing, Nanjing's attendance rate was only 43%, and said: "From Lu Chuan's Nanjing, where can Nanjing be deducted.

"Okay! I'll do it right away!"

In a few minutes, it will be early morning.

As soon as early morning arrives, the box office will be settled.

You will be able to see the first day box office then.

Yang Mi crossed her arms and said, "How are you? Are you nervous?"

"I'm so nervous!" Li Kun stared at the screen.

"Haha——" Yang Mi chuckled.

These few minutes seemed like centuries.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

The box office has been settled.

After seeing the box office on the first day, Yang Mi was shocked, covering her mouth and looking at Li Kun in disbelief, "This...couldn't this be an error in the data?"

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