Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

I Saw Charlotte Troubled, the box office data chart shows 12 million.

"Charlotte is troubled. The theater only gave 2% of the movie schedule, but the box office on the first day was 12 million. What is the attendance rate?" Yang Mi couldn't believe it.

Having been in the entertainment industry for so long, she also understands the truth.

With 2% of the movie schedule, the first-day box office can reach 12 million. How terrifying is this attendance rate?

"What a fuss!" Li Kun saw the first-day box office and said, "Isn't this a normal attendance rate?"

"Normal?" Yang Mi said angrily: "If this is considered normal, which movies with a 20-film schedule will not have a box office of hundreds of millions on the first day?"

Ding ding

At this moment.

Li Kun's cell phone rang.

He took out his cell phone and found that it was Fatty Zhou's call. After answering the call, he said, "Fatty Zhou, what's wrong?"

"Kunzi, good news, great news, because of Charlotte's high attendance rate, the theater has increased the number of movies scheduled for you by 3%!"

"Hey, do you know where the 3% of the film arrangement amount is deducted from?"

If a movie has an increased number of films, one of its films will have a reduced film number.

Hearing this, Li Kun asked curiously: "Where did you get it from?"

"Nanjing, Nanjing, it's from Lu Chuan's movie. Haha!!!" Fatty Zhou laughed.

"That's good news indeed!" Li Kun smiled.

Lu Chuan!

This piece of shit has been bombarding him on Weibo every day recently.

Well now, the movie has been deducted 3% of its schedule.

Li Kun hung up the phone.

Yang Mi on the side asked: "How high is your attendance rate? Even the theater has added more movies for you!"

"Normal attendance!"

"Go to hell you!!!"

"Squat down!!!"

"don't want!!"

at the same time.

the other side.

Lu Chuan did not sleep, but waited for the first day's box office settlement.

Early morning.

The box office is settled!

Nanjing, Nanjing’s box office in 100 days was 6 million.

"How is it possible?" After seeing the box office on the first day, Lu Chuan couldn't believe his eyes, "How is it possible that the box office was only 6 million?"

This Nanjing, Nanjing was built with great effort by him.

How could it only have such a small box office?

Lu Chuan couldn't figure it out.

"The box office on the first day was low, if you don't express it, it will be bad tomorrow!"

"It must be the first day of the Lunar New Year, and no one came out to see it on the 26th!"

Lu Chuan thought so.

Ding ding

At this moment.

Lu Chuan's cell phone rang. He looked at the caller ID and found that it was his assistant calling.

Lu Chuan answered the phone and said, "What's the matter?"

"Boss, boss, it's not good!!!" The assistant's anxious voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

Hearing the assistant's anxious voice, Lu Chuan said angrily: "How many times have I told you, be calm, be calm!"

Like him, he can maintain a stable mentality no matter what he encounters.

The movie's box office on the first day was only 6 million.

He can also maintain a stable mentality.

This is someone who does great things.

This assistant still needs to be fired. No matter how many times he has been told, he still refuses to listen. It seems that he is not someone who can do important things.

"Boss, I got it!" The assistant took a deep breath to calm down, and then said: "Boss, the theater just called and said that our movie attendance rate is too low, and we need to reduce the number of people in Nanjing and Nanjing by 10%. 3% of the film arrangement, this 3% of the film arrangement will cause Charlotte trouble.

"What?" After hearing this, Lu Chuan couldn't sit still, his face changed drastically and he said, "Is this true?"

"it is true!"

Lu Chuan said angrily: "I...I am Cao Nima!"

"Boss, be calm, be calm!" Hearing that Lu Chuan was angry, the assistant hurriedly comforted him.

"My heart is numb to you!" Lu Chuan angrily threw the phone to the ground.

Wouldn't it cost him his life to reduce the number of films arranged by 3%?

This also shows that theaters are not optimistic about his movies.

That’s why we reduced his film schedule by 3%.

In the film industry, he knows these theaters very well.

As long as the movie can make money, let alone increase the number of movies, just let them call them daddy!

Weibo.

early in the morning,

There are still many night owls who are not sleeping at this time.

"Charlotte is troubled, the film schedule is only 2%, and the box office on the first day is 12 million!"

See Charlotte Troubled, with only 2% of the film schedule, it actually made 12 million at the box office on the first day.

Netizens were shocked.

"Damn it, 2% of the movie schedule actually had a box office of 12 million on the first day. How scary is it that Charlotte is worried about attendance!"

"I asked why I couldn't get tickets. Originally, there were only 2% of the screenings for Charlotte Troubles. I advised some theaters not to be reckless and quickly increase the number of Charlotte Troubled films. Otherwise, I won't even be able to get them. ticket."

"Awesome, this is Li Kun's first movie. With such a low number of films, it actually earned 12 million at the box office. It's so scary!!!"

"Lu Chuan's movies seem to have a 5% screening capacity. I don't know how many there will be on the first day. I still want Lu Chuan to eat shit!!!"

“Upstairs, me too!!!”

Charlotte was troubled. After the first-day box office came out, not long after Nanjing, the first-day box office in Nanjing was also exposed.

"Nanjing, Nanjing, directed by Lu Chuan, grossed 6 million at the box office on the first day!"

Netizens laughed when they saw that the movie directed by Lu Chuan only grossed 6 million at the box office on the first day.

"I'm laughing so hard. This Lu Chuan's movie has about twice as many films as "Charlotte". The box office on the first day was only 6 million, which is only half of the box office of "Charlotte"!!

"Brothers, I want to see Director Lu Chuan eat shit. He said that if he loses at the box office, he will eat shit."

"I want to see it, I love to see it, it looks good, brothers, I want to see Lu Chuan eat shit!!!"

"Excuse me, when will Lu Chuan eat shit?????"

New Year's Day.

A total of seven films were released.

Among them, Wang Jing's "Macau 3", due to the popularity of the first two movies and the gathering of big names in the movie, earned 80 million at the box office on the first day.

The second place was Feng Dapao's private customization, which grossed 55 million at the box office on the first day.

Film critics have no mercy for Macau: Storm 3, a movie that is just bad money.

"Macau Storm 3, I watched it today, how can I put it, the old jokes from my father's era are still embarrassed to be recycled for the nth time? I really laughed when I thought about buying tickets with real money. Not to mention, the movie has a total of 112 minutes. About 110 minutes are an insult to the audience's IQ, and the remaining 2 minutes are the order of the staff.

"I watched this movie for 15 minutes, and I knew it must be a bad movie. After watching it for 25 minutes, I felt uncomfortable and embarrassed, and I fell asleep after 45 minutes.

Half an hour later, I woke up and saw Uncle Psy. I thought I had gone to the wrong set. Then less than ten minutes later, I fell asleep again. At this time, my friend called me and asked me to accompany her to watch Macau. Life is amazing!”

“I give the movie one star, but I don’t recommend it to everyone to watch!

See what movie critics say,

Comment section.

"Indeed, I watched Macau Storm today, and I can only say that it is the most shocking movie in the world. The magical mobile phone for the Lunar New Year, and the movie version of Balala Little Fairy. It made me dumbfounded, and I was so embarrassed that my cancer has reached an advanced stage. Everyone Don’t look at it.”

"Hey guys, it turns out I'm not the only one who thinks this is a bad movie. It's really bad. It's just a bad money movie."

"It seems that everyone has the same idea as me. I recommend everyone to watch Charlotte Troubles. I originally thought that Li Kun's first movie would be terrible, but I didn't expect that it was a dark horse. It was really good, but it was Xia There are very few films scheduled for Lott Troubles, so it’s hard to buy tickets."

"Upstairs, I wonder if Charlotte's Troubles is a good watch? Note that I can also buy tickets, but I can't, I can't buy them at all!!!"

"Will theaters do business? Charlotte is worried that such a good movie has only 2% of the movie schedule. Macau is so bad, but there is such a high movie schedule. I'm convinced!!!"

On Weibo.

Some netizens have accused Macau of being a bad movie and asked everyone not to watch it.

at the same time.

Wanda Cinema released an announcement on Weibo.

The content, probably due to receiving feedback from netizens, has troubled Charlotte and increased it to 5% of the film schedule.

"Only 5% of the film schedule? Who can see that this is enough? Give me more! Fill it up!!!!!"

"Aren't you curious, where do you get this amount of films?"

"It should be Macau Storm. Why don't you get such a bad movie from it?"

"Wrong, wrong, I just got the news that this row of films was taken from Nanjing, somewhere in Nanjing!"

"Really? Damn, this is really interesting. Li Kun and Lu Chuan are fighting each other online every day. Now Lu Chuan's movie is scheduled for Li Kun. Lu Chuan is going to be so angry, isn't he?"

"Hahahaha, no, I'm going to check Lu Chuan's Weibo."

“Let’s go together, let’s go together!!!!”

Netizens learned that Charlotte's increased film schedule was actually from Nanjing, Nanjing.

I suddenly felt happy.

These two people are yelling at each other every day on Weibo!

"Director Lu Chuan, what do you think about the amount of films you were deducted from, and that this amount was given to Li Kun's film?"

"He has Mao's opinion. I guess he is so angry that he is smashing his cell phone now!"

"Hahaha, I already have a picture in my mind!!!"

"Director Lu Chuan, you won't be mad to death, right?"

"Director Lu Chuan, when are you going to eat shit? You said that if you lose to Charlotte at the box office, you will eat shit. And I have screenshots, so you can't cheat!"

"Yes, yes, I want to watch Director Lu Chuan eat shit!!!"

Lu Chuan also saw the comments from netizens.

"I'm sorry!!!!" Lu Chuan was so angry that he was almost dead.

Finally, I posted a post on Weibo.

Post content:

"Being ahead for a moment doesn't mean it will always be ahead. I believe my movie will win."

I saw Lu Chuan posted on Weibo.

Netizens immediately commented.

"Indeed, but Director Lu Chuan, please don't forget that your movie has only 2% of the screenings, and Charlotte's Annoyance has only 5% of the screenings.

"Charlotte Troubled was able to beat you even with 2% of the original film schedule, not to mention that your movie has now been reduced in film schedule."

"Director Lu Chuan, don't you want to eat shit? In fact, it's okay not to eat shit. Let's drink urine instead?"

"Upstairs, I can, let me come, I have diabetes and my urine is yellow."

"Qikai, don't let Lu Chuan taste the sweetness. I have kidney stones and my urine is bitter. Let me do it.

After seeing the comments from netizens, Lu Chuan became angry and said, "I'm so sorry!!!"

in the villa,

"You want to force me to death?" Yang Mi pushed Li Kun away and picked up a bottle of mineral water to rinse her mouth.

"Tie your hair up, I want to drive a motorcycle."

"Go to hell!"

The next day, early morning.

Yang Mi supported the wall and came out.

Ding ding——

Li Kun was woken up by the phone call. He picked up the phone and saw that it was Fatty Zhou calling.

"What's wrong, Fatty Zhou?"

"Kunzi, should we go to promote the movie?" Fatty Zhou said on the other end of the phone.

"I'm sorry, our movie schedule is so small right now, it's useless even if we break our legs!" Li Kun said angrily.

He also read Weibo.

Charlotte is worried, there is no lack of popularity now, but there is a huge amount of film schedule!

Some people couldn't buy tickets at all.

It would be better not to run for publicity.

"Yes!" On the other end of the phone, Fatty Zhou thought for a while and nodded, then said, "Then let's wait until more films are scheduled and we'll do some promotion!"

"Yeah!" Li Kun hung up the phone.

Ding dong

At this moment.

Li Kun’s WeChat message rang.

I took a look at the message and found that it was from Reba.

"Brother Kun, where are we going to play today?"

"I can't come. I don't know what to do in Beijing." Li Kun sent a message.

"Where are you?" Reba said: "I'm coming to play with you now!!!"

Li Kun sent the address.

Jiaxing,

Reba had nothing to do today. She glanced at Yang Mi and found that she was working and didn't notice her.

Reba sneaked out.

Yang Mi, who was working, heard the sound in her ears. She looked up and saw Reba and asked, "Where are you going?"

Reba blinked her eyes and said cutely: "Sister Mi, let me go for a walk!!!"

"Little girl, I'm warning you, don't go play with Li Kun, he's so bad!" Yang Mi warned, "If I find out you're playing with Li Kun, I'll ban you." You!!!"

Reba stuck out her tongue and said, "I know!"

Brother Kun, something is wrong.

He is obviously such a good person.

It's you who looks askance at people all day long.

Huh, let’s go play with Brother Kun!!!!

Arriving at the address posted by Li Kun, Reba saw Li Kun.

In the car, Reba opened the window and waved: "Brother Kun, get in the car quickly!!!"

"Where to go?" Li Kun got into the passenger seat.

Reba said: "How about we go skating!"

"Okay!" Li Kun nodded: "But I can't skate, what should I do?"

"It's okay, I'll teach you!!"

The two came to the place where they were skating.

Li Kun put on his skates and stood on the ice, not daring to move.

"Brother Kun, hold my hand!" At this time, Reba was wearing skates and shuttled back and forth on the ice, like a fairy.

"Oh, okay!" Li Kun stretched out his hand.

"Let's go!" Reba took Li Kun's hand and rowed forward.

"Slow down, slow down, Brother Kun is scared!" The speed became faster and faster, and Li Kun's expression suddenly changed.

"Hahaha——" Reba's bell-like laughter sounded, but she did not slow down.

After a long time.

Li Kun took off his skates and sat on the bench with eyes blank.

Reba quickly said: "Brother Kun, I was wrong!!!"

"You want my life!" Li Kun said angrily: "What's the use of admitting your mistake!"

"Then what do you want, Brother Kun!" Reba pouted.

"Come here!!" Li Kun waved.

Reba walked over obediently.

"Woo!" Suddenly, Reba felt that her mouth was blocked.

Eyes widened.

"Okay!" After the kiss, Li Kun let go of Reba.

"Brother Kun, you are really bad. I don't want to play with you anymore!" Reba's face turned red.

"Really?" Li Kun smiled and said, "You stretched just now..."

"Don't say it!" Reba quickly covered Li Kun's mouth to prevent Li Kun from speaking.

"Okay, let's go back!!!"

"Um!"

At night, Reba went back.

"Little girl, I will capture you sooner or later!" Li Kun said with a smile.

early in the morning,

The box office for the second day of Charlotte Troubles is also out!

"Wow, you are going to get rich!" After seeing the box office, Yang Mi was shocked and said: "How can it be so high!!".