Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully checking in Sun Li and getting the Young Woman Killer."

Li Kun was stunned for a moment.

[Young Woman Killer: Young women naturally have a 25% liking for you——]

young woman killer,

this....

"Ahem -" Sun Li coughed, licked the corner of his mouth and said, "You want to hit me to death?"

"Can't help it-" Li Kun smiled-.

"Sun Li——" At this moment, a voice sounded.

It was Huang Lei's voice.

"It's Huang Lei——" Sun Li was startled and said, "Don't make any sound later."

"Okay-" Li Kun nodded.

"I'm-" Sun Li shouted.

Hearing Sun Li's voice, Huang Xiao stood at the door and said, "Are you going to the bathroom?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Huang Lei took a look at the toilet and found that there was no sign of male or female in this toilet.

"I didn't mean to make you angry just now -" Huang Lei walked in and said, "I was wrong, I'm sorry Sun Li

in the toilet,

After hearing Huang Lei's voice, Li Kun couldn't help but become excited.

"Woo——"

Sun Li glared at Li Kun.

She didn't expect Li Kun to be so courageous.

Huang Lei is outside.

Li Kun ignored it.

Huang Lei heard the movement and asked doubtfully: "Sun Li, what's wrong with you?"

"I...I...I'm fine, my legs are numb after squatting for too long..."

Sun Li turned to look at Li Kun and shook his head at him.

"I gently——" Li Kun's voice sounded like a thief.

"Sun Li, do you forgive me now?" Huang Lei asked.

Sun Li endured it and said: "No...no, just give me...get out..."

"What do you want from me? I really know I was wrong!" After hearing this, Huang Lei continued: "My tone was a little loud just now, I shouldn't have said anything to you, please forgive me!

"You...you go out first, I need to go to the toilet

"Okay, I'll tell you when you come out!" Huang Lei walked out of the toilet and stood at the door waiting.

"Are you going to die?" Hearing Huang Lei's footsteps leaving, Sun Li lowered his voice and got angry; "I was almost discovered just now——"

"Is it exciting?"

“Not exciting!”

"Then continue

"Slower...."

toilet door,

Huang Lei squatted aside and smoked.

The reason why he and Sun Li quarreled was that he had a business deal and wanted her to accompany him to socialize and drink.

But Sun Li didn't want to go.

Because Huang Lei spoke a little harder, and then they had a quarrel.

"Why haven't you come out yet?" Huang Lei smoked five cigarettes and didn't wait for Sun Li to come out. "It won't fall into the toilet."

He threw away the cigarette in his hand and walked in.

"somebody is coming--"

Sun Li heard the movement and said in a low voice

"Sun Li, are you there?" Huang Lei shouted.

"I...I'm here!"

"Have you been like this for so long?" Huang Lei asked doubtfully, "I thought you fell into the toilet!!!"

"Get out... get out of here -" Sun Li's voice was a little crying, whether it was because of anger or because of Li Kun.

"Why are you crying?" Huang Lei was at a loss when he heard Sun Li's cry: "I really didn't mean to say that to you.

"Huang...Huang Xiao, I...I want to stay by myself for a while, you...you go away -" Sun Li began to sob.

"Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going -" Huang Lei walked out when he heard Sun Li really cried.

"Are you going to die?" Sun Li glared at Li Kun.

"Haha——" Li Kun smiled, "Best Actor, you——"

"Hurry up, my legs are numb

After a long time.

Sun Li walked out of the toilet, went to the sink, and rinsed his mouth with water.

Li Kun did not go out, but smoked a cigarette in the toilet.

Wait until the cigarette in your hand is finished.

Li Kun then walked out.

At the door, Li Kun did not see Huang Lei and Sun Li.

"Hey, Kunzi, why are you here?" At this moment, Fatty Zhou came over. After seeing Li Kun, he said in surprise: "Kunzi, do you know? Our Charlotte troubles have been obtained. Four awards."

"In addition to your two awards, there is also the Most Potential Award and the Chinese Actress of the Year Award."

Li Kun nodded: "Ma Li won the Chinese Actress of the Year Award?"

"Yes -" Fatty Zhou nodded and said, "It's going to end in a few minutes. I have to go to the toilet. I'm suffocated."

"Go ahead——"

Li Kun sat back in his seat.

Looking at Feng Dapao, his face remained dark.

Li Kun smiled and asked: "Hey, Director Feng Dapao, what's wrong with you?"

Feng Dapao ignored Li Kun.

"What else can happen? The movie didn't win an award——" Lu Chuan on the side gloated.

“Fuck you—” Feng Dapao cursed after hearing this.

"Director Lu Chuan, I see you look happy. Did you win the award?" Li Kun smiled broadly.

Lu Chuan: "…………

Can you chat?

If you don’t know how to chat, you don’t have to chat.

Feng Dapao didn't win, and he didn't win either.

After the Macau International Film Festival,

Li Kun did not return to the capital immediately.

Instead, we found a hotel to stay.

"Come here -" Li Kun sat on the sofa and made a phone call.

After a long time.

Dong dong dong——

The wall door sounded.

Li Kun walked over and opened the door.

"Sister Sun Li, you are here -"

"Like death——"

Li Kun closed the door and asked, "Did you buy the things I asked you to buy?"

"I bought it——" Sun Li's face turned red.

"Take it out and put it on——"

"Can I not wear it?" Sun Li was a little embarrassed.

"Can't--"

Finally Sun Li put on the jk uniform.

"Does it look good?" Sun Li looked rosy and lowered his head.

"Like a little girl!" Li Kun smiled.

"Come here and squat————"

Ding ding

"My cell phone rang—"

Li Kun looked down and became even more excited when he found that it was Huang Lei's call.

"Take it—"

"Ah? Can you not answer it?"

"Can't………"

"Promise me not to move later————

"Okay-" Li Kun nodded in agreement.

Sun Li answered the phone.

Huang Lei sounded anxious and said: "Sun Li, where are you?"

"Woo——

"Is...what's the matter?"

"I know I was wrong, come back quickly!" Huang Lei said.

"No... no, I want to be alone these days. Is there anything... I'm hung up on -"

On the other end of the phone, Huang Lei was confused, "What's wrong with you?"

"No...it's nothing, I was...running, and I died——"

Sun Li hung up the phone.

"You promised me just now." Sun Li glared at Li Kun.

"I can't help myself, I can't help myself-" Li Kun smiled.

"snort"

Macao.

Huang Lei was sitting in the car, punched the seat, and said angrily: "Fuck you——"

"I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore-" Sun Li shook his head and refused.

"continue----

"Woo

The next day, early morning.

Sun Li supported the wall and came out.

"Kunzi, should we go back? Fatty Zhou's voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"You go back first -" Li Kun said: "I will play here for a few more days -"

"Ah?" Hearing this, Fatty Zhou was stunned for a moment and said, "Aren't you going back?"

"If you don't want to go back -" Li Kun said: "If you want to go back, go back by yourself. I will go back in a few days."

"Then I will play here for a few more days -" Fatty Zhou said excitedly: "Kunzi, you don't know how fierce the girls in Macau are. I can't even finish grabbing those breasts.

"Rolling, rolling—" Li Kun hung up the phone.

Weibo,

[Charlotte is troubled, has won four awards, and is a dark horse this year...]

[Li Kun won the Chinese Actor of the Year and Best New Director...]

Comment area:

"Damn it, a movie won so many awards? Is it so awesome??????"

"My brother Li Kun is great, come on..."

"Feng Dapao and Lu Chuan also went, but they didn't win a single award, which made me laugh to death..."

"Awesome, awesome..."

"No way, Charlotte is troubled and won four awards? Isn't there a shady secret?"

"You have such a shady story, but you just don't like others. Let me see whose fan you are..."

"Okay, okay, Cheng Sicheng's fans, get out of here...

"Hahahaha, grumpy old man..."

Charlotte Annoyance won 4 awards.

Became this year's dark horse.

Some people tell the inside story, and some people refute it.

Macao.

Li Kun didn't leave the hotel all day.

"Have you eaten yet?" Sun Li asked.

"No -" Li Kun shook his head.

"Why don't you go out to eat?"

"Wait for the meal first, eat you now————

"No……"

the next day.

Li Kun received a call.

"Hey, what's wrong with Reba?"

At the other end of the phone, Reba's voice rang, "Brother Kun, I've returned to the capital, where are you????"

"Ah?" After hearing this, Li Kun said: "I am in Macau and may have to go back after a while."

"Humph——" Reba snorted.

Li Kun smiled: "Then go back tomorrow?"

"Okay——" Reba said happily: "Then you have to come back tomorrow——"

"Um

Li Kun chatted with Reba for a while and then hung up the phone.

"Woo——"

At this moment, Sun Li woke up.

"Morning!" Sun Li said.

"How early is it? It's almost noon now-" Li Kun glanced at his phone and found that it was already 12 o'clock.

"I'm too tired——" Sun Li felt like he was falling apart.

Li Kun is simply not human.

"There's no time to get tired, I'm going to turn you into my shape——

".........."

The next day, early morning.

Sun Li supported the wall and came out.

Li Kun is going back today.

"Kunzi, are we going back to the capital today?" At the airport, Fatty Zhou looked at Macau reluctantly.

He hasn’t finished experiencing the girls in Macau yet!!!

"if not?"

"Chinatown Detective is going to be released during the summer vacation. I don't want to go back to edit?" Li Kun said angrily.

"But the girl from Macau..."

“Fuck you—” Li Kun laughed and scolded, “Why didn’t you die in their hands?”

"If I die in their hands, I am willing to do so——"

The plane is about to take off.

"Farewell, Macau, farewell, Technician No. 23 -" Fatty Zhou glanced at Macau for the last time, and then got on the plane.

Li Kun sat down, raised his head and asked, "By the way, the assistant you mentioned, how long have you been here? Why haven't you hired one yet?"

"Kunzi, no, Brother Kun, I have been in Thailand with you, how can I have time to recruit an assistant for you?" After hearing this, Fatty Zhou said: "I will recruit you when I get back!!!"

"Do you have any requirements for an assistant?"

Li Kun thought for a while and said, "It needs to be beautiful."

"Be in good shape."

“Be gentle and considerate.

"Be kind to people's clothes."

Fatty Zhou was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you doing? Are you getting a wife?"

"What about marrying a wife and hiring an assistant?" Li Kun said, "Didn't you ask me to tell you your requirements?"

"That's all I have to ask for—"

Fatty Zhou: "

You call this a little request?

"Okay, I'll try my best - Fatty Zhou nodded.

Beijing,

Airport.

"Do you want me to give it to you?" Fatty Zhou asked, "Kunzi, you are such a great director, shouldn't you buy a car too?"

"Buy a car?" Li Kun said, "I drive every day."

"Ah?" Fatty Zhou was stunned and asked in confusion: "Where is your car??"

Li Kun: "In the capital."

Isn’t Yang Mi in the capital?

The two said goodbye and Li Kun returned to the villa.

Not long after I sat down.

Li Kun received a call from Reba.

"Brother Kun, are you back?" Reba said on the other end of the phone.

"You're back, where are you?" Li Kun asked.

"I'm in my room, I'll give you the address on WeChat——" Reba hung up the phone with a red face.

I don’t know, should I turn off the lights later?

Reba looked at the curtains and ran over to pull them up.

The room suddenly became dark.

Looking at the dark room, Reba was still a little timid.

in the villa,

Li Kun looked at the address sent by Reba on WeChat.

Get up and go straight out.

I must win Reba today.

Following the address, Li Kun came to the door.

dong dong dong

Li Kun knocked on the door.

Year

Zhongshan

In the house, Reba's voice sounded.

Then there was the sound of running.

Card smash——

"Kun...Brother Kun, you are here -" Reba's face immediately turned red after seeing Li Kun.

"What's wrong? Your face is so red? Have you been drinking?" Li Kun walked in.

"Brother Kun, will it hurt the first time????"

Li Kun thought for a while and said: "Probably not————

"Really??????"

"Don't lie to me!!!!!"

Looking at the dark room, Li Kun wondered: "Why did you close all the curtains?"

Reba lowered her head, her face flushed: "I...I'm afraid...

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