Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"Don't be afraid, your brother Kun is a good person——"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully checking in Reba and winning the script for the richest man in Xihong City."

After a long time.

Reba fell asleep with tears in her eyes.

Li Kun smiled.

night,

Reba woke up, looked at Li Kun, and said with a gag: "Brother Kun, it hurts me to death..."

Seeing that Reba woke up, Li Kun said: "I'll be more careful next time!!!"

"I do not believe-

"No--"

The next day, early morning.

Li Kun woke up and received a call.

"Hey, Sister Mi, what's going on?"

Yang Mi's cold voice sounded at the other end of the phone, "You went to the Macau International Film Festival and said you would be back in a few days. How many days has it been? You won't die on Gao Yuanyuan's bed, right?"

Li Kun lowered his head and glanced at Reba and found that she was still sleeping. He was afraid of waking up Reba and walked out.

"Sister Mi, you have to believe me -" Li Kun said, "I'm not going there."

"real?"

"Really!" Li Kun nodded.

"If you don't come back tomorrow, just wait and see--" At the end of the phone, Yang Mi put down her harsh words.

Li Kun hung up the phone.

Go back inside and go back to sleep.

noon,

Reba woke up.

"Woo——

Seeing that Li Kun was still sleeping, he stretched out his hand and pinched his face, saying: "You are a dog."

"Hehe -" Reba laughed without knowing what she thought of and hugged Li Kun's arm.

"Huh?" Li Kun was woken up and asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Reba blinked her big eyes, "Nothing!!!" "Seven or eighty-three"

"What are you eating today?" Li Kun asked.

"Whatever -" Reba said: "Whatever you eat, I will eat -"

"All right----"

It turned out to be like this.

Li Kun directly ordered takeout.

After a long time.

"Can you leave now?" Li Kun asked.

"It should be possible——" Reba said uncertainly.

"you try----"

"Okay -" Reba walked for a moment and felt a little pain, but it disappeared after a while.

"You can go now -" Reba snorted: "Humph, I asked you to slow down, but you just don't listen -"

"snort"

"Would you like to try again?"

"No, it's a puppy that touches me——"

One day.

Li Kun accompanied Reba all the time.

Because Jiaxing notified Reba the next day to pick up the event.

"Bye -" Reba kissed Li Kun and ran out.

"Like a silly roe deer——" Li Kun smiled as he watched Reba's disappearing back.

in the villa,

Li Kun took out the key and opened the door.

"Yo-----"

At this moment, a voice sounded.

But Yang Mi crossed her arms and said in a strange tone: "Director Li is back, I thought you were sucked to death by Gao Yuanyuan——"

"What are you saying?" Li Kun said angrily: "If you slander me like this again, I will be angry.

"Wow, Director Li is getting angry! What? You still want to torture me?" Yang Mi said angrily: "I'm so scared——"

"Made, elbow, come into the house with me——"

"Director Li, I'm so scared!!!"

"ah………"

"Are you still barking? Talk to me!!"

"I stopped barking, I was wrong——"

"Say dad I was wrong..."

"Dad, I was wrong...

The next day, early morning.

Yang Mi limped out and supported the wall.

Li Kun stayed home to edit Chinatown Detective.

time flies,

"Huh——" Li Kun stretched and finally finished editing!!"

He opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of water and drank it.

on the sofa,

Li Kun opened Weibo to see what news was coming recently.

[Tong Liya and Cheng Sicheng divorced...]

After seeing this hot search, Li Kun's phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Li Kun, where are you?" Tong Liya's happy voice sounded on the other end of the phone, saying: "I'm in the capital -"

"Ah?" After hearing this, Li Kun said: "Give me your seat..."

"Okay!" Tong Liya hung up the phone and sent an address to Li Kun on WeChat.

Li Kun glanced at Tong Liyafa's WeChat address, got up and walked out of the villa.

in the hotel,

Li Kun knocked on the door.

"Who?" Tong Liya's voice sounded in the room.

"I——" Li Kun said.

Hearing this familiar voice, I finally opened the door.

Li Kun was stunned when he saw Tong Liya's dress.

"Come in quickly -" Tong Liya pulled Li Kun in and closed the door.

"Sister Yaya...you..."

"Do you like it?" Tong Liya licked the corner of her mouth.

bunny girl..

"I like it so much————"

"Then hurry up——

After a long time.

Ding ding

"My cell phone rang—"

Li Kun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Cheng Sicheng's call, and said: "Answer it——

"You can't move later————"

"good"

Tong Liya answered the phone.

"Where are you?" Cheng Sicheng's angry voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Woo——"

"Cheng... Sicheng... don't... forget that we... are divorced!"

"Fuck you, you bitch-" Hearing this, Cheng Sicheng became even more angry.

Nothing is wrong...I'm dead!"

On the other end of the phone, Cheng Sicheng cursed angrily: "I am Cao"

The reason why he was angry was that half of his assets were divided.

Tong Liya filed for divorce when she came back.

He was not prepared at all, otherwise how could he have divided so much.

Made,

Grass

Tong Liya hung up the phone.

"I hate it so much, I asked you not to move-"

Tong Liya glared at Li Kun.

"You're staring at me?"

"Squat down for me—"

time flies.

this day,

Li Kun received a call from Fatty Zhou, "Kunzi, the Chinatown detective has been interrogated, and I've found the assistant you want for you."

Hearing this, Li Kun asked: "Where is the person?"

"In the company--_-"

Li Kun's company.

"boss--"

As soon as Li Kun walked in, a female assistant came over.

Looking at this familiar face, Li Kun was stunned.

Bai... Bailu?

"Boss, my name is Bai Lu—

"...."

Before Li Kun could finish speaking, Bai Lu said carelessly: "Boss, you don't need to introduce me, I know you, Li Kun——"

B:"..."

It is indeed Bailu.

Otherwise, who the hell would be an assistant and be so heartless!

"Boss, what do you want to eat for lunch?" Bai Lu said, "How about hot pot???"

"Do you want to eat hot pot?" Li Kun asked.

Bailu stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "Hey, boss, how do you know-"

"Your abacus is almost jumping on my face——" Li Kun said: "Then let's go eat hot pot——"

"Great----"

$8:""

What kind of magical assistant did I recruit?

Coming out of the hotpot restaurant.

"Bai!" Li Kun was sweating and said angrily: "Who is a good person who would come out to eat hot pot on such a hot day?"

"I'm going to have heatstroke——"

"Boss! I clearly remembered that this store has air conditioning, but I didn't expect it to be broken today!" Bai Lu stuck out his tongue and said, "Boss, please don't be angry!"

"I will definitely find a hot pot restaurant with air conditioning next time——"

"There's no next time?" Li Kun said angrily: "There's no next time—"

"back office--"

In the company.

"Boss, you won't fire me, will you?" Bai Lu was a little scared inside because she finally found a job.

Li Kun lay on the chair and asked, "Do you know how to massage?"

"Yes -" Bai Lu nodded and said, "I gave my mother a massage before, and she said it was very comfortable -"

"Try your skills—"

"Boss, don't worry—" Bai Lu walked over and started massaging Li Kun—

"Ah... Bailu!"

Li Kun stood up and said angrily: "Bai Lu, do you want to kill me????"

"Boss, this is how I press it on my mother. She says it feels very comfortable every time -" Bai Lu stood still.

Li Kun said: "Do you think there is a possibility that your mother said it was comfortable because she didn't want to hurt your confidence?"

"Ah?" Bai Lu thought for a moment and said, "It's possible..."

"Boss, you won't fire me, will you?"

"Boss, I still have a unique skill..."

Li Kun couldn't bear the noise and said: "Stop, I won't fire you, can you be quiet?"

"Thank you, boss -" Bai Lu ran out, stuck his head out at the door, and made a face to Li Kun: Lululu -

Then Bai Lu ran away......

8:""

$

Is this a gentle, considerate, considerate, and beautiful female assistant?

Thinking of this, Li Kun called Fatty Zhou's phone number.

Soon the other party was connected.

"Hey, Kunzi, is your assistant good?" Fatty Zhou's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"I said you need a gentle, considerate, considerate, and beautiful female assistant!" Li Kun said angrily: "Who did you recruit for me?"

"Assistant! Just train him and train him!" On the other end of the phone, Fatty Zhou said, "This one has just left school. You can train him yourself. He will be gentle and considerate by then!"

"Fat brother, the female technician No. 23 you wanted is here!"

"Kunzi, don't talk anymore, I want to do something big -" Fatty Zhou said in the street.

$8:"......"

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

in the villa,

Yang Mi has already prepared the meal.

After seeing Li Kun walk in, he crossed his arms and said in a strange tone: "What are you doing again? If you come back so late, it's not Gao Yuanyuan who's looking for you, right????"

"By the way, I read on Weibo today. Cheng Sicheng and Tong Liya got divorced. Is it because of you that they got divorced?"

"Don't slander me -" Li Kun took a bowl and sat down, "Go and serve me some rice!"

"Director Li, you are so majestic -" After saying this, Yang Mi took the bowl and started to fill it with rice.

After dinner,

Yang Mi sat on the sofa and asked, "When will your movie be released?"

"July 15th -" Li Kun said.

"Has the box office share of Charlotte's Troubles been paid?" Yang Mi asked.

"No——" Li Kun shook his head.

This split is really slow——

Yang Mi turned her head, looked at Li Kun, and said, "Do you still have enough money?"

Upon hearing this, Li Kun said: "Not much left!"

"Not all the money will be given to Gao Yuanyuan.

Are you ready?" Yang Mi took out a bank card and said: "Pocket money for you——"

"What for?" Li Kun took the bank card, put it in his pocket first, and then said in a firm voice: "You want to bribe me with money? Let me tell you, my bones are harder than iron——"

"Just give up on this idea——"

"Haha——" Yang Mi sneered and said: "There are 5.39 million in it——

"You use money to humiliate me? I'm very angry now, elbow, follow me into the house -" Li Kun angrily pulled Yang Mi into the house.

"Wow, your bones are so hard, guide"

"Not only are my bones hard, but other places are even harder..."

time flies.

July 15th.

Li Kun's movie Chinatown Detective is about to be released.

Weibo,

[Chinatown Detective released...]

[Beijing Love Story is released...]

Comment area:

"Damn it, Director Li's movie is about to be released???????"

"There is also Cheng Sicheng's Beijing love story. I remember these two people saying on Weibo that whoever loses at the box office will give the right individual...

"Cheng Sicheng, Tong Liya divorced her a few days ago, hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. Could it be that she has kidney deficiency again????"

"By the way, Li Kun is really good at causing trouble. Last time, Lu Chuan was said to have kidney deficiency, which led to Lu Chuan's breakup, and now it's Cheng Sicheng, who directly divorced..."

"Nonsense, Feng Dapao is not divorced..."

This summer vacation.

Eight movies were released during the same period.

[Chinatown Detective] by Li Kun

[Taoist Priest Descending the Mountain] by Chen Kaige

Cheng Sicheng’s [Beijing Love Story]

Among the remaining five movies, there are 2 martial arts movies and 3 costume movies.

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Chinatown Detective is playing in theaters everywhere.

ps: I’ve read everyone’s comments and I’m already revising them!

This is my first time writing an entertainment article. Brothers, please bear with me and take care of me. I love you. .