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"It exploded, it exploded -" Reba excitedly looked at Chinatown Detective's first-day box office and said: "The first-day box office was 310 million..."

“Brother Kun, you are going to get rich——”

"You look like you haven't seen the world, isn't it just 310 million box office!" Li Kun smiled and said: "Come here, I will dig a well for you——

"Brother Kun, I hate you so much——"

Huayi

"Boss, the boss is out. The real box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day is out, 310 million box office!!!!" At this moment, the assistant ran over excitedly.

After hearing the assistant's report, Wang Zhonglei's originally worried heart finally dropped.

really,

My vision is not wrong.

Chinatown Detective's box office on the first day was 310 million, but it won't reach 3 billion in the end~ The box office?

He has a 5% stake in it.

So much money.

"Okay————" Wang Zhonglei said excitedly.

Weibo.

[The theater software has an error in box office statistics, and it has been fixed now...]

Netizens went crazy after seeing this news.

"Damn it, I scolded me for a long time and you told me it was a software error??????"

"Really? I just said that Chinatown Detective will definitely have more than 30 million box office on its first day..."

"What was exposed just now is not the real box office? When will the real box office be released??????"

"Holy shit, I'm just talking about Chinatown Detective. How could such a good movie only have a box office of 30 million on the first day? And I went to offline theaters and all the theaters were full. How could it be so low? It turns out there was something wrong with the theater... …”

"Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier...

at the same time.

Cheng Sicheng had just posted that Weibo post and was watching netizens scold each other. Suddenly he saw this official message from the theater and was stunned: "There is something wrong with the box office statistics??????"

How is this possible???

I have just succeeded as a villain on Weibo. The real box office of Chinatown Detective will not really surpass myself, right?

Will you not be scolded to death by then?

Thinking of this, Cheng Sicheng took a look at the theater box office statistics. When he saw the box office of Chinatown Detective, he was dumbfounded: "331 million box office???"

How can this be?

The box office was 310 million on the first day. How do you feel about it?

The real box office of his Beijing Love Story on the first day was 54 million, and the box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day was six times that of his.

How to play this?

Play with Nima

"Beautiful -" Feng Dapao took a sip of red wine, picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, feeling very good.

Li Kun's Chinatown detective jumped on the street, and he was very happy.

"Feng Dapao, Feng Dapao..." At this moment, Xu Fan walked out of the room with his mobile phone and said, "Do you know????"

"What do you know?" Feng Dapao was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Xu Fan wanted to do.

"There is something wrong with the theater data statistics. Chinatown Detective made 30 million on the first day. This is not real data - Xu Fan just read Weibo, so he knew about this matter.

"Ah?" Feng Dapao was stunned. There was something wrong with the theater data statistics? And the 30 million on the first day of Chinatown Detective was not the real box office?

"Let me see-" Feng Dapao immediately put down his chopsticks, picked up Xu Fan's cell phone, and started reading.

After a long time.

"3...310 million first-day box office?" Feng Dapao was stunned when he saw the first-day box office of Chinatown Detective.

How can it be?

This is certainly not true.

Originally, he thought that the Chinatown detective was happily drinking when he hit the streets on his first day!

Are you telling me now that there is something wrong with the data?

How can I drink this?

Drink Nima......

"No more drinking -" Feng Dapao walked into the room with a dark face.

"What's wrong?" Xu Fan was at a loss.

"That guy Li Kun's movie had a box office of 310 million on the first day. How can I drink this?" Feng Dapao said angrily: "How can I still drink at a fair????"

I originally thought that bitch Li Kun was going to fail, but I didn't expect that the box office on the first day was 310 million.

What he hates the most is Li Kun.

Seeing Li Kun make money is even worse than killing him.

drink wine?

Still in the mood to drink?

I'll have a drink from the fair...

"Haha——" Xu Fan smiled.

the other side.

"Boss, boss, it's not good -" At this moment, the assistant hurried over.

At this time, Lu Chuan was drinking comfortably inside the house.

There are pig head meat, roast duck, braised pork, and peanuts on the table.

All good food to go with wine.

Lu Chuan was very happy because Li Kun's movie hit the market.

The bitch lost money,

He is happy about this. If he is happy, he must drink.

"What's wrong?" Seeing the assistant running in impatiently, Lu Chuan frowned and put down the wine in his hand, "How many times have I told you to be calm and calm.

This assistant is still the same assistant.

Being impatient and impatient in doing things.

How many times have I been told to calm down, but I just don’t listen? How can I do anything important like this?

Like him, no matter what happens, he can face it calmly.

"Boss, I will pay attention next time -" the assistant lowered his head and said: "Boss, I just saw the theater official issued an announcement [saying that there was an error in today's statistics:..."

"30 million box office is not the real figure of Chinatown Detective——"

"Chinatown Detective's first-day box office was 310 million..."

"What???" After hearing this, Lu Chuan suddenly stood up and said in disbelief: "Is this true????"

"It's true!!!" The assistant nodded.

"How is that possible!!!" Lu Chuan took out his mobile phone and logged into Weibo [with a dry eye he saw the hot search.

[The box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day was 310 million...]

After reading it, Lu Chuan said angrily: "I'm so stupid..."

Seeing that Lu Chuan was angry, the assistant on the side quickly comforted him: "Boss, be calm, be calm!!!"

"My heart is numb to you..." Lu Chuan pushed the assistant away, grabbed a bottle of wine on the table, and threw it on the ground.

Chinatown Detective grossed 310 million on its first day.

Such terrifying box office data,

When it is finally released, the box office will not exceed 3 billion?

In the circle, the one he hates the most is Li Kun.

Seeing Li Kun make money is even worse than killing him.

Weibo,

The real box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day was revealed,

Netizens were dumbfounded.

"The box office of Chinatown Detective was 310 million on the first day? Is this true????"

"Didn't you say that the box office was only 30 million? Why did it become 310 million again??????"

"Upstairs, you are a bit behind on the news. I just saw the announcement issued by the theater, saying that there was a problem with the box office statistics. Chinatown Detective's box office on the first day was 30 million. This is not true. The 310 million box office is real."

"Made, I just said that Chinatown Detective can't only have a box office of 30 million. What do you say now? Which of Cheng Sicheng's dogs are there? Speak up for me!!!!"

"Holy shit, I was shocked. The box office on the first day was 310 million. This figure is too scary. How much is the total box office of this movie????"

"My brother is too awesome..."

"The real box office of Chinatown Detective is 310 million. Where are the black men? Where were the black men just now? Come out and call me, Mad, I am so angry..."

"Hahaha, I read Cheng Sicheng's Weibo. In the post, he generously said that he didn't want the 500 million for the bet, but only wanted Li Kun's apology. This slap in the face came too fast.

After seeing the real box office of Chinatown Detective, some netizens went to Cheng Sicheng's Weibo.

"No, it was 54 million on the first day. Why did you have the nerve to post this on Weibo! Now look at the box office of Chinatown Detective??????"

"Hahahaha, it's a slap in the face, it's a slap in the face, Chinatown Detective has a box office of 310 million, but your Beijing Love Story only has a box office of 54 million, how can you have the nerve to post this on Weibo????"

"Cheng Sicheng, open your eyes wide and see what the box office of Chinatown Detective was on the first day..."

"Made, you just faced off against Cheng Sicheng's fan. It almost made me angry. Why don't you bark like a dog now???????"

"Cheng Sicheng speaks..."

Look at the comments below my Weibo.

"Say hello——" Cheng Sicheng was so angry that he smashed his phone.

Made,

Seeing the box office on the first day, he had already won.

Now you tell me this is a fake box office?

The real box office is 310 million??

Grass………

The next day, early morning.

Reba supported the wall and came out.

"Hello?" Li Kun received a call.

"Congratulations, congratulations, Chinatown Detective has a box office of 310 million on its first day!" Wang Zhonglei's happy voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Same joy, same joy——" Li Kun smiled.

Li Kun chatted with Wang Zhonglei for a while and then hung up the phone.

"Cheng Sicheng, are you pretending to be a good guy?" Li Kun glanced at Weibo and saw Cheng Sicheng's post.

in the post,

Cheng Sicheng said he was generous and didn't want the money.

As long as Li Kun apologizes on Weibo.

Li Kun thought for a while and edited a post on his account.

After a long time.

Li Kun’s account posted a Weibo post.

content:

"Ah? Director Cheng Sicheng, what do you mean by this? Beijing Love Story only had a box office of 54 million, while My Chinatown Detective had a box office of 310 million. The difference is almost six times.

Are you still a good person????"

"I told you that you have kidney deficiency, otherwise how could you not see clearly? Remember to take the Liuwei Dihuang Pills I sent you on time..."

Li Kun's account now has 15 million fans.

Not long after the post was posted, netizens noticed it.

"Hahaha, as expected of you, why are you so damaged????"

……Please give me flowers…………

"No, you really sent Liuwei Dihuang Pills to Cheng Sicheng????"

"He is so kind. Cheng Sicheng treated him like this. Not only did he not hold grudges, but he also kindly sent Liuwei Dihuang Pills to him because of Cheng Sicheng's kidney deficiency. I cried to death...

"This slap in the face came too fast, Cheng Sicheng cried to death..."

"Hahahaha, eat the melon, eat the melon..."

at the same time.

Cheng Sicheng just woke up, picked up the Liuwei Dihuang Pills on the cabinet, poured it out and threw it into his mouth.

He's been feeling more and more sluggish lately.

After breakfast, Cheng Sicheng logged into his Weibo and immediately saw Li Kun's post.

"I'm going to fuck you..." After seeing this, Cheng Sicheng picked up the Liuwei Rehmannia Pills from the cabinet, smashed them directly on the ground, and cursed angrily: "Will I eat your Liuwei Dihuang Pills? I'll eat them...

The bottle fell to the ground, and Liuwei Dihuang Pills rolled out one after another.

At this moment, the assistant heard the noise and ran in.

Seeing the Liuwei Dihuang Pills scattered on the ground, he wondered: "Boss, is it possible that this medicine has expired? Doesn't it work after taking it?"

"It doesn't work, get out..." Cheng Sicheng said angrily.

assistant:

Why are you angry if it’s not expired????

After a long time.

Cheng Sicheng sat on the sofa and thought about the box office of the follow-up Beijing Love Story.

He felt that he had to continue to face Li Kun.

Face?

In this circle, as long as you can make money, your face doesn’t matter, you can just call me dad!

Cheng Sicheng logged into Weibo and edited a post.

Post content:

"Being ahead for a moment does not mean that you will always be ahead. Why don't you try to be a villain?"

"What's the use of having a high box office on the first day? It's only useful to have a high box office in the follow-up..."

"Also I think Beijing Love Story will not lose."

Comment area:

"No, Director Cheng Sicheng, your box office is only 54 million, how can you keep up with it????"

"Hahaha, you said that, right????"

"Yo yo yo, you said that someone else has succeeded, didn't you say it on Weibo first????"

"How to chase? Use your brain the size of a peanut???????"

"Ha ha ha ha………"

After Li Kun posted on Weibo, he walked out of the room.

Go find Tong Liya.

in the room,

Tong Liya patted her chest and said, "I was scared to death. I thought it only had a box office of 30 million!"

"I brought you clothes——" Li Kun threw the bag in his hand.

"What clothes are you wearing?" Tong Liya was curious. She walked over and opened it, and her face suddenly turned red: "Why are you like this? I'm embarrassed to wear it..."

"Put on

"All right--"

After a long time.

Tong Liya put it on and her face turned red: "Does it look good?"

Looking at Tong Liya's outfit, Li Kun's heart ignited with fire, "Toughen up, your fists are hardened."

"Come here, I want to fight

"I hate you so much——"

dig a well,

There may be a lot of knowledge involved here. Novices in well drilling may encounter situations where water will not come out after drilling the well.

This requires the master to take action.

As a master craftsman, Li Kun understood the reason as soon as he touched the well that had no water.

This is because the water outlet point has not been reached.

Need to find a spot.

Novices can use tools to assist, but as a master craftsman, Li Kun doesn't need them at all.

Find the right spot and start drilling the well directly.

After a while, water gushes out.

night,

"What time is it?" After Tong Liya woke up, she felt that she had no strength and didn't want to move her fingers.

"It's 11:30 pm." Li Kun glanced at his phone and found that it was already 11:30 pm.

ding ding,

The phone rang.

Li Kun took a look and found that it was 1086, which was Yang Mi's note.

"Whose phone number?" Tong Liya got up, took a look, and said, "Your mobile phone is about to run out of money?"

"Maybe-" Li Kun didn't answer.

"Aren't you going to answer?" Tong Liya asked.

"If you don't answer, it might be because of the phone call that it hurt me." Li Kun shook his head.

"Okay, what's for dinner?" Tong Liya was a little hungry.

"Whatever you eat, I will eat."

"How about steak?"

"Can--"

in the villa,

"Li Kun..." Yang Mi's face turned dark.

It's been two days.

She hasn't seen Li Kun for two days.

Li Kun wants to die when he calls and doesn’t answer the phone!

"Come back, I want you to see..." Yang Mi gritted her teeth.

early in the morning,

Chinatown Detective is out at the box office.

Tong Liya saw the second day's box office of Chinatown Detective and was shocked: "Wow, why is it so high???????"

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