Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

early in the morning,

Chinatown Detective is out at the box office the next day.

When Reba saw Chinatown Detective, the box office showed 410 million the next day, she was shocked and said: "Brother Kun, the box office is 410 million, can't it exceed 3 billion in these seven days??"

"How is it possible -" Li Kun shook his head and said: "This is just the box office data from the past few days, and there will be less and less in the future."

"Okay -" Reba blinked her big eyes and looked at Li Kun and smiled: "Hehe -"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Hey, guess..."

"Do you want to dig a well???"

"Brother Kun, you are so annoying-"

The next day, early morning.

Reba supported the wall and came out.

"What's wrong? Fatty Zhou?" Li Kun received a call.

"Kunzi, it's going to be a blast. The next day's box office is 410 million, and Chinatown Detective's two-day total box office is 720 million..." Fatty Zhou's excited voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

Suddenly 720 million in two days, which is a very scary result in the film industry.

If this continues, the box office will not exceed 3 billion?

"I understand—" Li Kun nodded.

"By the way, Chinatown Detective sold well at the box office in the theater, which gave your movie an additional 5% increase in the number of films scheduled." Fatty Zhou said: "Tomorrow's box office may be even higher..."

"By the way, Kunzi, Bailu called me just now and said I haven't seen you for two days. What's going on?"

"I went on a business trip and didn't come back——" Li Kun said: "I will go back today——"

"Okay——" Fatty Zhou said.

Li Kun chatted with Fatty Zhou for a while and hung up the phone.

in the company,

"Boss, you're finally back. I called you so many times, but you didn't answer-" Bai Lu said after seeing Li Kun.

"I was on a business trip, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone -" Li Kun said.

Answer the phone?

Every time you call, it's always when I'm doing business. I'm picking up a business, right?

"Boss, please remember to answer my call next time -" Bai Lu said.

"I know-" Li Kun nodded.

"By the way, boss, our Chinatown detective broke out, do you want to arrange a publicity run?"

After hearing this, Li Kun thought for a while and said: "Let's run tomorrow——"

"Boss, I'll go arrange it for you right away——"

After Bai Lu finished speaking,

Then he walked out.

?”

Seeing Bai Lu acting so resolutely, Li Kun was stunned for a moment. He hadn't seen him for two days, so why did he seem to be a different person?

Transgendered?

Ding ding.

The phone rang.

Li Kun took out his cell phone, took a look at it, and found that it was Yang Mi's phone number.

Li Kun answered the phone and said, "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Why didn't you answer my phone when I called you?" Yang Lu's voice was cold on the other end of the phone.

"Ah?" Li Kun was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully: "Yes?"

"Yes!!!" Yang Mi gritted her teeth.

"No, my phone doesn't even show up!" Li Kun said, "It can't be that there's something wrong with my phone, it's such a stupid phone."

"Even missed calls won't be displayed. I'll change my phone later."

"Okay, there's something wrong with your phone!" Yang Mi said in a cold voice, "Where have you been in the past two days? Why didn't you come home?"

"Damn it, I've been playing at Fatty Zhou's house for the past two days. His parents treat me like their own son and refuse to let me go home, so I just played for two days!"

Li Kun bit back and said: "I thought you had forgotten me, you didn't even call me!!!"

"I called—" Yang Mi said angrily: "I called twice, but you didn't answer either—"

Li Kun said with a firm voice: "So, my phone is broken. I need to change it now. I just bought this stupid phone three months ago. I can't even receive your calls. I have to change it -"

On the other end of the phone, Yang said: "Remember to come back tonight!"

"Okay!" Li Kun nodded.

After hanging up the phone, Li Kun went out to buy a new mobile phone and kept the old one in his company.

Do the whole show.

This is the actor.

Ding ding

As soon as Li Kun inserted the phone card, his cell phone rang.

"I'm busier than a cow every day——" Li Kun muttered, looked at the caller ID and found that it was Qin Lan's call.

"Hey, Sister Qin Lan, what's wrong?" Li Kun asked.

"I'm in the capital, do you want to come to my house?" Qin Lan's phone rang at the other end of the phone.

Li Kun was confused: "Your home? You bought a house in Beijing?"

"Yes, come here quickly, I'll send you the address on WeChat -" Qin Lan's voice sounded very hungry on the other end of the phone.

Looking at the address sent by Qin Lan on WeChat.

"Looks like I'm really hungry." Li Kun smiled.

The entrance of the villa.

Li Kun took a look at the house number and realized it was this building. He walked over and rang the doorbell.

"Coming, coming-" There was a sound of running in the house.

stuck

The door opened.

Qin Lan was wearing a cheongsam, showing her long white legs, with light red lipstick on the corners of her mouth and a wavy hairstyle.

"You're finally here. I haven't seen you for so long. I miss you so much. Come in quickly -" After seeing Li Kun, Qin Lan hurriedly pulled Li Kun into the house and closed the door.

"Sister Qin Lan, wait a moment, wait a moment..."

"Can't wait any longer..."

4 pm.

Looking at the stockings on the ground, Li Kun got dressed.

"Sister Qin Lan, I'm going back-" Li Pi said.

Qin Lan was sleeping with his eyes squinted, and said in a daze: "Dad, I was wrong..."

Li Kun:

It seems that I did use too much force just now.

Qin Lan was so frightened that he was saying the wrong things in his dreams.

Weibo,

[The box office of Chinatown Detective was revealed on the second day, and it achieved a terrifying result of 410 million...]

[Beijing Love Story received 60 million at the box office on the second day. 】

[The box office on the second day when the Taoist came down from the mountain was 70 million...]

Comment area:

"Damn it, I thought Chinatown Detective's box office of 310 million on the first day was scary enough, but I didn't expect it to reach 410 million on the second day. This is too scary...

"Beijing Love Story only has a box office of 60 million. Is this what Cheng Sicheng said can get it back in the future? If this is possible, I will stand on my head and eat three tons of shit, and eat it while walking..."

"Chen Kaige's Taoist priest came down the mountain. What the hell? It's really ugly. It's a waste of my money..."

"Indeed, the movie "The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" is a bad movie. The picture art is useless, the story is stupid, the narration is stupid, the action scenes are too pretentious, and many scenes are just for the sake of show-off. In addition, it is a backward era for gay people. Twenty years, is this worthy of Zhang Zheng??"

"I agree with what you said upstairs, Taoist priests will be shit when they come down the mountain..."

Chinatown Detective's box office performance on the second day set off the whole internet.

410 million, this is too scary.

Weibo,

A film critic whose ID is You Xin Huo Huo published a Weibo post.

"I'm late. I watched the movie The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain today. My opinion is shit. It's incomprehensible and nondescript. It's full of economics but not trivial. It's straight-forward without thinking and messy. The seats were packed but the whole audience booed. From then on, This film once again shows that Chen Kaige is a director without any aura or talent, and it is another film with no merits."

“I don’t recommend you to watch The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain. If you want to watch a movie, you should watch Chinatown Detective directed by Li Kun. This is the only movie you can watch during the summer vacation.

Comment area:

"Damn it, blogger, you are so sentimental. Chen Kaige's movies have indeed become worse and worse in recent years. Aren't you afraid that he will show off the 1993 Farewell My Concubine????"

"I agree. I went to see the Taoist Come Down the Mountain. I guessed the beginning, but not the end. I never expected that the Taoist Comes Down the Mountain would be a pornographic film!!!!"

"Don't talk about anything else, let's talk about Zhang Zheng and Guo Fucheng's erotic scenes, the quarrel in the trench, the hug on the river bridge, the rolling in the grass, the cave where they have lived for many years, and the ape attack technique that can accommodate two people. I will I have been waiting for you and will not leave you. Why not be happy when you see the person you want to see? The Taoist priest must have been drunk when he went down the mountain to see such a world of true love...

"Chen Kaige, this Taoist priest comes down the mountain, my evaluation is: shit!"

On Weibo.

A group of netizens are saying that Chen Kaige has no talent anymore and that he has exhausted his talents.

This Taoist Comes Down the Mountain is simply a shitty movie.

Li Kun walked out of Qin Lan's house.

ding ding,

The phone rang.

"Hey, do you get calls every day?" Li Kun took out his mobile phone, looked at the caller ID, and found that it was Tong Liya.

"Where are you???"

"Why did you miss me?"

"Yes, come to me quickly"

Li Kun hung up the phone.

He glanced down and said: "Brother, you are so lucky, you are too busy, too busy at all——"

in the room,

"I can't eat anymore..." Tong Liya licked the corner of her mouth.

"Call Cheng Sicheng——" Li Kun said.

Tong Liya asked in confusion: "Why did you call him?"

"I like it, hurry up and hit -"

"All right----"

Tong Liya took out her mobile phone and dialed Cheng Sicheng's number.

After a long time.

The other side was connected.

"What's the matter?" Cheng Sicheng's cold voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

in the villa,

Cheng Sicheng received a call from Tong Liya and wondered why she was calling?

Do you want to get back together?

impossible………

"Woo——"

"No...it's okay!"

On the other end of the phone, when he heard something was wrong with Tong Liya's voice, Cheng Sicheng asked, "What's wrong with you????"

"I...I'm...running!"

"Why are you calling me?" Cheng Sicheng said in a cold tone: "If you want to get back together, unless you return the property you have received, you will give up."

"No... I accidentally pressed it and blocked it..."

Tong Liya hung up the phone..........

Then directly block Cheng Sicheng.

"I hate you so much..." Tong Liya glared at Li Kun.

"You don't like it?"

"like!"

In the villa.

When Cheng Sicheng saw the hung up call, he felt that Tong Liya wanted to get back together, but maybe he had spoken harshly just now, so he hung up the phone.

Thinking of this, Cheng Sicheng smiled and answered Tong Liy's phone number.

Toot toot

"Fuck you, you bitches blocked me -" The smile on Cheng Sicheng's face disappeared, replaced by a look of anger.

"Crap..." Cheng Sicheng dropped his phone in anger.

boom

The phone fell apart.

It seems that he is really angry.

"Ugh——" Tong Liya rolled her eyes.

"You want to hold me to death!"

night,

Watching Tong Liya fall asleep.

Li Kun left.

The entrance of the villa.

Li Kun took out the spare key and opened the door.

"Hey, isn't this Director Li?"

At this moment,

A strange voice sounded.

Not far away, Yang Mi crossed her arms and said in a cold voice: "Director Li, where have you been? You haven't seen anyone for two days. Are you looking for Gao Yuanyuan?"

"Gao Yuanyuan is just my friend!" Li Kun said: "Why are you being so mean to her all day long??"

"Hmph——" Yang Mi snorted.

"I don't want you to say bad things about my friend in front of me next time. Did you hear that?" Li Jing said firmly: Go and serve me some rice!"

"Go to hell, you—" Yang Mi took the bowl and went to serve Li Kun rice.

After a long time.

Yang Mi filled the rice and walked over with her head lowered, "Here you are——"

"Hmm -" Li Kun picked up the chopsticks, took a mouthful of cabbage and started eating.

"Uuuuuu——"

Suddenly, a small sob sounded.

Li Kun was stunned for a moment, looked at Yang Mi whose eyes were red, and asked, "Why are you crying?"

"Who bullied you? Tell me and I will help you teach him a lesson!!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yang Mi wiped her tears and said, "The dog bullied me.

"Dog?" Li Kun glanced around and asked, "Where is the dog?"

"It's you, you're the dog -" Yang Mi said aggrievedly: "You haven't come back for two days, and when you come back, you will accuse me... 1.0"

"Elbow, come into the house with me——"

Seeing that Yang Mi was really crying, Li Kun didn't eat any food and directly took Yang Mi into the house.

"Let me go, let me go..."

"Are you still crying????"

"Don't cry anymore, don't cry anymore!"

"Are you going to be weird next time??"

"Wrong, I won't be so weird next time..."

drive,

This is a technical job,

A master craftsman must not only be able to drive, but also be able to repair cars.

As a master craftsman, Li Kun can tell where the car is broken at a glance.

The car in front of me is not smooth to drive because of crying.

After seeing the problem, Li Kun began to repair the car accordingly.

After a long time.

Yang Mi asked: "What time is it?"

Li Kun glanced at his phone and said, "It's 11:40 pm!"

"Chinatown Detective's box office record set?"

"No, there are still 20 minutes."

"Let's do it again-"

"Get off!" Yang Mi pushed Li Kun away and said angrily: "You want to tire me to death!!"

"Okay, okay, you're talking to me like this? Squat down

20 minutes later,

Yang Mi licked the corner of her mouth and said, "Is that okay?"

Li Kun nodded with satisfaction.

It looks like the car has been repaired.

"The box office is out——"

early in the morning,

The movie box office has been settled.

Seeing the box office of Chinatown Detective on the third day, Yang Leibo was surprised and said: "Have you got the tickets????"

ps: Brothers, I have blocked the chapter. I also read the typos in the chapter. I don’t dare to modify it. If I modify it, the chapter will be blocked. I cry. Brothers, just read it. I love you. .