Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

Chinatown Detective grossed 480 million on its third day.

Yang Mi looked at this horrifying data and said in shock: "Did you swipe your votes????"

"Swipe tickets?" Li Kun said angrily: "Do I have the money to buy tickets? Charlotte's trouble share has not come down yet. I have trade money to buy tickets!!!"

"That's right -" After hearing this, Yang Mi nodded and said, "The Chinatown detective is so popular, you don't have to go out to promote it????"

"Yes, we will start promoting tomorrow!!!" Li Kun said: "It will take a while before we can meet in person. If you miss me, give me a banana -"

Hear this.

Yang Mi's face turned dark and she said angrily: "Li Kun... I will bite you to death——"

"Bite lightly————"

Northeast frozen pears.

This is a specialty of the Northeast.

Many people don't know how to eat it, thinking they just eat it by biting it.

wrong.

This frozen pear needs to be sucked and eaten.

Yang Mi's sucking was very powerful.

All the juices have been sucked up.

"I can't eat anymore -" Yang Mi licked the corner of her mouth and said angrily: "You want to kill me????"

"I can't help myself, I can't help myself——"

"Go to hell you………"

"You scold me? Take my stick..."

Weibo.

The summer movie box office has exploded.

[The box office of Chinatown Detective on the third day was 480 million, with a total box office of 1.2 billion...]

[Beijing Love Story’s box office on the third day was 80 million...]

[The box office on the third day when the Taoist came down the mountain was 85 million yuan...]

Netizens were stunned when they saw Chinatown's terrifying box office of 480 million.

This is too scary!

The total box office in three days was 1.2 billion.

This... can't be imagined.

"Damn it, Chinatown Detective is so awesome. It sold 480 million at the box office on the third day, with a total box office of 1.2 billion. This is simply the magic of the summer vacation..."

"I've made a lot of money, and I've been made a lot of money by this guy Li Kun. I can't even imagine how much the box office will do when this crazy movie is released..."

"The courage 26 upstairs is so cowardly, I thought, I guess the minimum box office is 3 billion... ||||||

"No, Beijing Love Story, such a bad movie sold 80 million at the box office today? You guys like to eat shit???????"

"This gay movie, The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain, could sell 85 million at the box office. I have nothing to say..."

"The only movie you can watch this summer is Chinatown Detective. The rest of the movies are just shit. They are either gay movies or shit-poetic movies..."

"The movie Chinatown Detective was able to achieve such a high box office, including one of my votes. After rounding up, am I also considered an investor??????"

"Upstairs, hello, I am the director of the mental hospital. What is your phone number? I have extra accommodation in the mental hospital. I think you are destined to be here. Please come over.

Weibo,

The total box office of Chinatown Detective in four days reached 1.2 billion, which is the most terrifying box office in domestic history.

"New film director Li Kun, whose first film Charlotte Trouble earned 2.1 billion at the box office, and Chinatown Detective earned 1.2 billion at the box office in four days even though people were not optimistic about it.

"According to expert speculation, Chinatown Detective may reach a box office of 4 billion..."

Comment section.

"4 billion box office? Are you an expert? Why didn't you say 10 billion??????"

"Holy shit, Chinatown detective made 1.2 billion in four days? I haven't been on Weibo for a few days. Why do I feel like the world has changed????"

"It's so scary. Li Kun is making so much money. The box office of his first movie was 2.1 billion, and the box office of his second movie is at least more than that of Charlotte. How much money will he make..."

"Now I want to know how Cheng Sicheng's Beijing love story beat the Chinatown detective..."

"Hahahaha, his peanut-sized brain wins..._

Netizens saw that Chinatown Detective had a box office of 1.2 billion in four days.

I am reminded of Cheng Sicheng’s bet with Li Kun on Weibo.

He immediately went to Cheng Sicheng’s Weibo to comment.

"Director Cheng Sicheng, what do you think of Chinatown Detective's box office of 1.2 billion in four days??????"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, your Beijing love story has a total box office of less than 300 million, can you still win????"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, will you give the 500 million you and Li Kun bet to Li Kun????"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, can you shout a little louder? I liked your unruly look..."

"Hahaha……"

In the villa.

Cheng Sicheng looked at the comments on his Weibo and said: "The money I gave to Nima...

What money is given?

The bet is just lip service.

I haven’t signed a contract, so I’ll give it to a trade fair?????

Nanjing.

"Made, this kid has won again -" Lu Chuan was in a bad mood again as he watched Chinatown Detective earn 1.2 billion in box office in four days.

Watching Li Kun's movie, Chinatown Detective, sell so much at the box office.

Lu Chuan felt as if his heart had been pricked with needles.

How can such a mean person get such high box office hits for every movie he makes?

Why?????

Grass……

"Feng Da Pao, Feng Da Pao -" At this moment, Xu Fan came over, looked at Feng Da Pao who was drinking, and said: "Li Kun's movie Chinatown Detective, how many do you think there will be on the fourth day???"

"How much???" Feng Dapao took a sip of wine and thought to himself: Did Chinatown Detective's box office plummet?

Great fall!

Seeing Li Kun making money, he was heartbroken.

Thinking of this, Feng Dapao felt better.

"480 million were sold on the fourth day, with a total box office of 1.2 billion..." Xu Fan said with a smile: "This Li Kun is really amazing. The first movie "Charlotte" has a box office of 2.1 billion, and now the second movie is a big hit. burst………"

Hearing this,

Feng Dapao's original beautiful fantasy was shattered, and he said angrily: "What are you doing with me????"

"I don't want to hear about Li Kun————"

Made,

1.2 billion box office in four days????

Why is this so bad???

Grass……

Xu Fan smiled and said nothing.

today,

Li Kun is going to go on a promotional tour.

In the past, it was arranged by Fatty Zhou, but now it is arranged by Bai Lu.

The plan is to visit 19 cities.

The Chinatown Detective cast gave advance notice.

Airport,

Seeing Wang Baoqiang limping and covering his butt with his hands, Li Kun asked with a smile: "Baoqiang, why are you still covering your butt?"

"It's all Fatty Zhou's fault. After I went back, I didn't even dare to go to the hospital -" Wang Baoqiang glared at Fatty Zhou who was not far away with a dark face.

If it weren't for Fatty Zhou, he wouldn't be like this.

Recently,

He can't sleep well, eat well, and is even afraid of going to the toilet!!!

Grass………

"Baoqiang, please don't talk nonsense!" After hearing this, Fatty Zhou came over and said aggrievedly: "Back in Thailand, I stopped you, but you insisted on ordering a shemale, and I stopped you, but you still beat me I!!!"

"You can't treat such a good man--"

When he heard the word "shemale", Wang Baoqiang jumped up, put his arms around Fatty Zhou's neck, and said angrily: "You also said that I will kill you..."

"Hahaha——" Li Kun laughed.

"??????"

Shemale?

What are these people talking about?

She could understand all the words, but she couldn't understand them all together.

"Okay, the plane is about to take off -" Looking at Fatty Zhou and Wang Baoqiang still fighting, Li Pi said: "We should get on the plane."

"Fat Zhou, let me let you go first -" Hearing that the plane was about to take off, Wang Baoqiang let go of his hand and said angrily: "I will let you know then what Shaolin Kung Fu is. I will fuck you up."

come…………

"No, I'm a good person -" Fatty Zhou said aggrievedly: "You can't make good people tired and heartbroken -"

Wang Baoqiang ignored what Fatty Zhou said later.

"Brother Kun——" Seeing that Wang Baoqiang ignored him, Fatty Zhou looked at Li Kun and said, "Please give me a fair word——

"Ah?" Li Kun was silent for a moment and said, "Why don't you wash it off at night and let Jiao Baoqiang come back???"

"Ah?" Fatty Zhou was shocked and said, "I don't want..."

"Then I have no choice -" Li Kun spread his hands and said, "You can think of a way yourself -"

"Hahaha--"

Watching Li Kun get on the plane with a smile,

Fatty Zhou: "

What is this!

At the club, he stopped Wang Baoqiang, but Wang Baoqiang insisted on ordering a shemale.

alright,

Now my butt hurts, and the fault is placed on him again.

This is too much.

You can't do this!

This makes a good man tired and heartbroken——

time flies.

"Huh——" Li Kun sat on the bed and took a deep breath.

Three days.

He traveled to 18 cities.

On average, we visit 6 cities a day.

Even the dogs are not as tired as him——

Worth to talk about,

Chinatown Detective's box office grossed 2.1 billion in seven days.

Subsequent box office growth began to sluggish.

"Ding ding——"

At this moment.

The phone rang,

Li Kun took out his cell phone, looked at the caller ID, and found that it was Gao Yuanyuan's call.

"Hello?"

"Where are you?" Gao Yuanyuan's happy voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"I'm in Chengdu——" Li Kun said.

"Ah?" Gao Yuanyuan was stunned for a moment and said, "Why are you in Chengdu??"

"I was running for promotion. I visited 18 cities in three days. I was almost dying -" Ji Kun said.

"Thank you for your hard work, when will you return to the capital?" Gao Yuanyuan asked.

"What?" After hearing this, Li Kun asked: "Are you in the capital?"

"Yes -" Gao Yuanyuan said sadly: "I thought you were in the capital, so I went to find you, but I didn't expect you to be in Chengdu..."

"I should go there tomorrow, there is still one last stop to run, and I can go back after finishing the run -" Li Kun said.

"Okay, then I'll wait for you in the capital when you come back, Wang——"

Li Kun chatted with Gao Yuanyuan for a while and hung up the phone.

Weibo,

Cheng Si became a box office star and scolded Li Kun on Weibo every day.

No need to lose face.

Li Kun473 also read these posts, but did not reply.

Chinatown Detective grossed 2.1 billion at the box office in seven days.

With such a terrifying box office, it has already reached the top of the hot search list.

dong dong dong

At this moment.

The door to the room rang.

Li Kun walked over to look at the door. When he saw Tong Liya, he smiled and said: "Sister Yaya, you

coming.

"If I don't come, will you die of thirst?"

"Do you believe what you say?"

"I hate you so much——"

car,

Some people say that a car is equivalent to your wife.

As an experienced driver, Li Kun doesn't even buy a car now because he likes to drive other people's cars.

The car in front of me may need to be broken in for a novice, but as an experienced driver, Li Kun does not need to.

This is confidence in one’s own skills,

Pressing the accelerator to the bottom, he heard the strong roar of the car in his ears, which made Li Kun feel elated.

Tong Liya turned her head, looked at Li Kun, and asked doubtfully: "What are you doing?"

"Cheng Sicheng scolds me on Weibo every day. Let me call him -" Li Kun took out his mobile phone and dialed Cheng Sicheng's number.

"I hate you so much----"

Tong Liya rolled her eyes at Li Kun.

It didn't take long.

The phone was connected on the other side.

"Hello, who are you?" Cheng Sicheng's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

Li Kun started to move and said: "Hey, Director Cheng Sicheng, you don't know me anymore? I'm Li Kun, you follow me on Weibo every day, you should know me, right??"

Tong Liya covered her mouth.

On the other end of the phone, Cheng Sicheng said with a dark face, "What's the matter? If nothing happens, I'll hang up!!!"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, do you know that my Chinatown Detective has earned a box office of 2.1 billion?" Li Pi smiled.

"Fuck you—" Hearing this, Cheng Sicheng cursed angrily: "Why are you acting like a dog? Get out of here—"

Looking at the phone that was hung up, Li Kun said: "I'm so frustrated, can't I stand it?"

Still want to make money like this?

It’s your share of the shit!

"Let's continue——" Li Kun put down his phone.

"I hate you so much——"

The next day, early morning.

Tong Liya limped away.

After finishing the promotion, Li Kun returned to the capital.

He did not return to Yang Mi's house.

Instead, we came to a hotel.

"You're here -" Gao Yuanyuan opened the door and saw Li Kun, and said happily: "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

"So hungry???"

"I hate you so much——" Gao Yuanyuan pulled Li Kun in and said: "Come in quickly————

ps: I beg you to order everything.