Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

New Year's Day,

Weibo,

It's all overwhelming propaganda from the Shanghai Fortress.

[Shanghai Fortress, a top-notch science fiction film carefully crafted for five years, in which the male protagonist Lu Han plays a tough guy

[New Year's Day, science fiction blockbuster, Shanghai Fortress, Lu Han invites you to watch the movie together...]

[The epic sci-fi film Shanghai Fortress will be released on New Year’s Day, everyone must watch it...]

Comment area:

"Holy shit, when I open Weibo, it's all about Shanghai Fortress's overwhelming propaganda. How much does this publicity cost???????"

"Today I will take my sisters to support my brother's movie..."

"Shanghai Fortress, a domestic epic science fiction film? Is it as bad as it sounds? It makes me want to watch it..."

"My brother's movie is finally released. I have been waiting for a long time. Today Shanghai Fortress is finally online..."

Weibo,

As long as you can see it, there is almost overwhelming propaganda from Shanghai Fortress.

This publicity costs a lot...

Only one of the most popular searches on Weibo was the richest man in Xihong City.

The rest are almost all Shanghai Fortress. From here, you can see how much publicity money the company invested in this Shanghai Fortress. It is simply terrifying.

Makes you feel cold...

I saw that today’s Weibo is full of propaganda about Shanghai Fortress,

Some people are disgusted,

The girl who was watching so well suddenly jumped out of the Shanghai Fortress. Isn’t it disgusting?......

Of course, it also aroused the curiosity of netizens.

Five years of careful preparation, this is an epic science fiction film.

Isn't this enough to scare people?

Comment on the "097" discussion area:

"Is Shanghai Fortress the only movie released today? Why is it that all Weibo is promoting Shanghai Fortress? Are there no other movies????"

"Upstairs, there are seven movies released today, including Li Kun's The Richest Man in Xihong City and Feng Dapao's Only Yun Knows..."

"Then why didn't I see Li Kun's promotion of the richest man in Xihong City????"

"Hahaha, you asked Li Kun to spend money to promote the movie? Aren't you going to kill him? Since he entered the entertainment industry, I heard that he rarely spends money to promote movies. It's better to compare

"Nonsense, my brother is not buckling! He is confident in his own strength..."

"Yes, I have been following Li Kun since his first movie. Publicity? Publicity is impossible to promote..."

"Okay, okay, Li Kun is playing like this, right? Why doesn't Ma Canpao have any publicity????"

"I don't know about that..."

I saw that Weibo is full of propaganda for Shanghai Fortress,

Some netizens are also a little confused as to why Weibo is all about the promotion of this movie.

Isn’t this the only movie that will be released on New Year’s Day?

Facing some people’s questions, some well-meaning netizens will also answer them carefully.

Only then did I suddenly realize...

[Li Kun, please, spend some money to promote the movie. Weibo is almost occupied by the Shanghai Fortress. I originally wanted to watch it, but with Lu Han, this drama will definitely be a bad movie...----]

Comment area:

"Hahahaha, blogger, you have been following Li Kun for so long, don't you still know Ji Kun? Asking him to pay for publicity? Wouldn't this cost him his life????"

"It's so funny, I originally wanted to see Shanghai Fortress, but after I saw You Luhan, I stopped watching it. Is Youlu Han such a bad movie????"

"Similarly, I had already bought the ticket, but I knew Lu Han was participating in the performance, so I refunded the ticket and bought the ticket for the richest man in Xihong City. Brothers, am I doing this right????"

"Yes, that's right, I also bought a ticket for the richest man in Xihong City...

"You are all buying tickets for the richest man in Xihong City. Is there no one buying tickets for Feng Dapao's new movie????"

"Feng Dapao's new movie? I'm guessing here that this drama must be a bad movie. If it wasn't a bad movie, I would eat shit, a ton, and eat it while walking..."

"What's going on? I thought that when Li Kun and Feng Dapao met, they would definitely quarrel on Weibo. What happened this time? I'm still waiting to see the excitement..."

"Yes, the two of them are sworn enemies. Why didn't they start scolding each other on Weibo????"

"I still want to eat melon..."

Some netizens saw that Li Kun and Feng Dapao's movies were released at the same time.

These two people used to be sworn enemies and would scold each other whenever they had nothing to do.

This time their movies were released at the same time, why didn't they criticize each other?

This made some netizens curious and went to Li Kun's Weibo to comment.

Comment area:

"Li Kun, what's the matter with you kid? You don't spend any extra money to promote the movie. Weibo is full of promotions for Shanghai Fortress. I almost vomited when I read it..."

"Li Kun, your movie was released together with Feng Dapao, why don't you scold Feng Dapao????"

"Are you crazy? You thought you would scold Feng Dapao, but now you don't. Now I order you to start a group with Feng Dapao on Weibo. Start immediately. I want to eat melon...

"Ha ha ha ha…………"

in the villa,

"Do you want me to go watch a movie with you?" Yang Mi licked her lips and said, "Today is the day your movie is released..."

"What's so interesting?" Li Kun shook his head and said, "I almost vomited when I was editing..."

"Instead of watching your movie, how about watching Shanghai Fortress????" Yang Mi said: "This drama is known as a domestic epic science fiction film...

"Are you okay at the company today?" Li Kun asked.

Hearing this,

Yang Mi said angrily: "Li Kun, don't you want to go to the movies with me? R???"

"No, how is that possible? Don't think too much about it..." Li Kun said, "You know, I've been sucked dry by you recently, so I'm a little tired..."

"Hmph..." Yang Mi snorted and turned away.

"What are you doing?" Li Kun walked over and stretched out his hand to straighten Yang Mi's head.

Yang Mi knocked off Li Kun's hand and continued to look cold...

"Okay, okay, go, go..." Seeing Yang Mi's appearance as a little girl, Li Kun smiled, "Can you go now????"

Hearing this,

Yang Mi then turned her head and said, "Okay..."

The two were fully armed and went to the cinema.

outside the cinema,

Li Kun glanced at the place selling popcorn not far away and asked, "Would you like to buy something to eat in?"

"Yes..." Yang Mi nodded.

Li Kun walked over and said: "A big bucket of popcorn and two cups of Coke..."

"Okay, wait a moment..." the staff said.

After a long time.

The two walked into the cinema holding popcorn.

Because Li Kun doesn't want to see the richest man in Xihong City.

So Yang Mi bought a ticket to Shanghai Fortress.

in the cinema,

Li Kun took out the ticket, glanced at the seat, and pulled Yang Mi over to sit down.

at this time,

The theater was already full of people.

Looking at the crowd of people in front of her, Yang Mi said: "It's so hot..."

Li Kun nodded.

Really hot.

Because of the good publicity, it attracted a lot of people.

Moreover, it is also blessed by top star Lu Han, who has many fans.

AJ,

The originally dark screen suddenly lit up.

An oriental dragon appears on the screen.

"Cities with Xian Teng have achieved unprecedented development..."

Lu Han's voiceover sounded.

"We are living in an era that has been changed by Xian Teng. It has pushed weaknesses into the track of rapid development, but it has also attracted uninvited guests..."

"An alien mothership suddenly appeared in the sky, causing riots in the city

Shanghai Fortress, the scene at the beginning of the movie is so horrifying that it makes people think it is really a top-notch science fiction film.

Yang Mi is one of them.

"This special effect looks like it cost a lot of money..." Yang Mi said: "Shanghai Fortress may be a box office hit..."

Hearing this,

Li Kun on the side almost laughed out loud.

Box office explosion?

Shanghai Fortress?

Does it also match?

"Why are you laughing?" Seeing Li Kun smiling, Yang Mi asked doubtfully: "Did I say something wrong????"

"No, I thought of something funny..." Li Kun said.

"Hmph..." Yang Mi snorted coldly and said, "You are just laughing at me... |

The two of them have known each other for a long time. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths.

Yang Mi could tell at a glance that Li Kun was laughing at her.

"How is it possible..." Li Kun said: "Let's watch the movie, it's starting...[

"Just laughing at me..."

"No………"

time flies,

After a while, the movie was already halfway through.

"Is this a science fiction film? Not a romance film?"

in the cinema,

Some viewers couldn't sit still...

Is this the epic science fiction film promoted above?

If you don't say it,

I thought it was a romance movie...

"How about we go back?" Yang Mi felt a little bored. This movie was so bad that she had no desire to watch it.

"Go back?" Li Kun said: "Didn't you just say that this movie should be slow????"

Hearing this,

Yang Mi glared at Li Kun and said, "Did I say anything????"

".........."

"Have it????"

"Oh, no, you didn't say it at all, it was me who said it..."

Yang Mi then took back her hand, nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Let's go

"All right……"

Li Kun nodded.

at this time,

Not only Li Kun left the scene,

Many people also stood up and prepared to leave.

At the same time, he cursed and said: "Made, what epic science fiction movie are you promoting? This is simply shit, a waste of my money.

"Fuck, I knew it would be a bad movie..."

"As for the science fiction film, this is a romance film..."

in the villa,

Li Kun was lying there on the sofa and said: "Xiao Mi, come here and give me a leg..."

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, thinking she heard wrongly, and asked: "What did you just say??????"

"Xiao Mi, come here and give me a leg kick..." Li Kun continued.

"Okay, okay, beat your legs, right..." Yang Mi stood up and walked over, saying angrily: "I'll sit on your butt and kill you..."

"Oops..." Li Kun stung a bit and said, "You want me to

Sitting to death????"

Yang Mi said angrily: "It would be best if I died..."

"Okay, okay, squat down for me..."

Hearing Yang Mi chattering in his ear, Li Kun couldn't understand what she was talking about.

It kept chirping, but I couldn't understand it, which was very annoying.

So Li Kun could only find something... and stuff it into Yang Mi's mouth to block her mouth.

"Woo..."

Yang Mi licked the corner of her mouth.

time flies,

Ding ding

Li Kun was woken up by a phone call.

Looking at Yang Mi who was still sleeping soundly,

Li Kun took the phone and took a look and found that it was a call from the bed iron.

"Hello?" Li Kun stood up and walked out of the room.

"Director Li, where are you?" Song Tie's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"I'm in the capital, what's wrong?" Li Kun asked.

"I'm also in the capital, do you want to play with me? Director Li..." Song Tie's voice was a little seductive.

"Don't be so arrogant..." Li Kun heard this and Kun'er stiffened and said: "Come here... 1.1"

Song Tie said: "The location has been sent to you, come to me quickly

"Is there any Heisi?" Li Kun asked.

"..."

"Wait for me, I'll go over now..." After hearing this, Li Kun immediately hung up the phone.

in the room,

Li Kun got dressed, and the noise woke up Yang Mi who was sleeping.

"Woo!!!" Yang Mi opened her eyes, looked at Li Kun, and said, "Are you going out????"

Seeing that Yang Mi woke up, Li Kun smiled and said: "Yes, there is something going on at the company, and Fatty Zhou asked me to come over..."

"Okay, slow down on the road..." Yang Mi nodded.

Room door.

Li Kun glanced at the door number and realized that it was here, so he walked over and knocked on the door.

Dong dong dong...

"Coming, coming..." There was a sound of running in the room.

Card smashed...

Song Tie opened the door, looked at Li Kun in front of him, and said, "Come in quickly.

Li Kun walked in.

At this time, Song Tie was wearing a cheongsam, silk stockings on his legs, and high heels, looking very attractive.

"How is it?" Song Tie turned around and said, "I wore it specially for you, do you like it????"

Song Tie deserves to be called the cheongsam goddess.

One look at it and you feel that Kuner is stiff.

Song Tie walked over, put his arms around Li Kun's neck, looked at Li Kun with bright eyes, and said charmingly: "Why don't you hurry up????"

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