Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

Seeing Song Tie being so provocative, Li Kun couldn't bear it anymore.

Song Tie's scream rang in his ears, and Li Kun didn't know what she was talking about.

He kept chirping, which made him feel very annoyed, so he found something and stuffed it in Song Tie's mouth.

"Woo..."

night,

Looking at Hesi on the ground, Li Kun lowered his head, picked it up and threw it into the trash can.

On the bed, Song Tie was still sleeping. She was tired just now.

Li Kun walked over, stretched out his hand and pushed it, and said, "What's for dinner?"

Song Tie closed his eyes and murmured: "I can't eat..."

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Li Kun

Seeing that Song Tie didn't wake up, Li Kun casually ordered a takeaway.

Weibo,

The Shanghai Fortress is still bombarded with propaganda.

A blogger whose ID is Xilouchen posted a post.

Post content:

“Originally I didn’t want to see the Shanghai Fortress, but the overwhelming publicity aroused my curiosity, so I went to see it today.

"If the story did not take place in Lujiazui but in the Ivory Mountains, Jiang Yang's crush on Lin Lan is like Wang Changgui's crush on Xie Dajia. The background is not inconsistent except for being a bit earthy. Instead of making a Delta mothership, it is better to make a future version. Rural love, what can protect the Shanghai fortress is not the bubble defense made by South Korea, not the domestically produced drones of Yingjiang, or the Shanghai cannons emerging from the Huangpu River, but the sincere hearts of Chinese filmmakers put into titanium alloy In the box.”

"On New Year's Day, I don't recommend everyone to watch Shanghai Fortress. I give this drama one star..."

"Why give one star? Because you can't give 0 stars. That's all I can say...

Comment area:

"Made, I also watched Shanghai Fortress. This drama is simply a piece of shit..."

"It's cloaked in romance, and the plot has no structure, which makes the acting really poor... |||||

"Science fiction film: Please don't pretend to be familiar, thank you. Shanghai Fortress is a love story disguised as a science fiction film. It is purely to gain popularity. I am afraid that domestic science fiction films will be turned into a swan song by [Shanghai Fortress]..."

"Sure enough, if there was a movie starring Lu Han, I knew it was a bad movie. Fortunately, I didn't go to see Shanghai Fortress today, otherwise I would have wasted my money..."

“I went to see Shanghai Fortress today, and my suggestion is to change the name to Shanghai Sweetness: Critical Attack Alien, so that it would be more in line with this bad 933 film…….|

Some netizens who went to see the Shanghai Fortress commented one after another.

Some grumpy netizens started scolding directly.

Lu Han’s Weibo,

At this moment, a group of netizens poured in.

Comment area:

"No, you can just be an idol, why are you going to make movies? I went to see Shanghai Fortress, and I vomited all over and lost money..." Worker

"Is this an epic science fiction film? I think it's better to call it a shit epic science fiction film. This drama is just a piece of shit..."

"The Shanghai Fortress photographed by Lu Han is obviously very beautiful! I like it very much. Of course, everyone's taste may be different, and wild boars may not be able to eat fine chaff. (I am just a passerby, and the comments are also personal opinions. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it...) "

"Okay, okay, you're starting to act like a passerby, right? Damn it, your brother's photos are just shit, and you put them on for me, right? Let me crawl...

"Lu Han's acting skills are really embarrassing. The new shoes I bought had a hole in them when I came back because I went to see a performance in Shanghai Fortress. Don't ask me how it was broken. I was embarrassed to use my toes to buckle them... …

"Everyone, please don't go see Shanghai Fortress. This drama is a complete scam..."

Weibo,

[Shanghai Fortress? An epic science fiction film? This is a shitty romance film...]

[Shanghai Fortress, thank you, you have closed a window for domestic science fiction films...]

Comment area:

"Hahaha, I knew it was a bad movie. Fortunately, I didn't go, otherwise it would have been a waste of money..."

"As soon as I saw the starring role of Lu Han, I immediately decided that this was a bad movie. Fortunately, I went to see The Richest Man in Xihong City today. I recommend everyone to watch it. It is indeed Li Kun. It is really great."

..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriori I wanted to watch The Richest Man in Xihong City, but my girlfriend forced me to watch Shanghai Fortress, saying that Lu Han is her idol and she must go and support it. This movie is too boring. I almost fell asleep while watching... ||||

"Upstairs, let's break it up. I can't have this girlfriend anymore..."

Netizens who saw Shanghai Fortress immediately started bombarding Shanghai Fortress.

This movie is so awesome as the publicity says. It has been carefully crafted for five years and invested 360 million yuan. It is an epic science fiction film.

It's almost a shitty romance movie.

What is this picture taken? It’s just a piece of shit...

at the same time,

the other side.

"Boss, good news..." At this moment, the assistant ran over.

Feng Dapao asked: "What's the matter??????"

"Shanghai Fortress is on the street..." the assistant said: "Now everyone on the Internet is criticizing this movie..."

Hearing this,

Feng Dapao's eyes lit up.

Shanghai Fortress, this movie has a lot of film schedule.

On New Year's Day, there are seven movies.

Shanghai Fortress accounted for 24% of the film schedule.

There are only so many pieces to arrange, and they will be gone after they are divided.

Only Yun knows about his movie, but there are only 11 movies scheduled.

Feng Dapao said: "Go, invite some trolls to criticize Shanghai Fortress as a bad movie on Weibo, and urge everyone not to watch it..."

"Boss, I'm going to do it..." After hearing this, the assistant turned around and went to work.

Ding ding

At this moment, the phone rang.

Feng Dapao took out his cell phone and took a look and found that the caller ID was Li Kun.

"What's this bitch calling you for?" Feng Dapao thought for a while and answered the call.

"Director Feng Dapao!" Li Kun's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

Feng Dapao said with a cold face: "If you fart, hurry up..."

Hearing this,

Li Kun exaggerated: "Wow, Director Feng Dapao, when we were drinking, you were crying and wanted to recognize me as your father. Now you are talking to me like this?"

"Fortunately, I didn't agree at first..."

Feng Dapao's face turned dark and he cursed angrily: "Fuck you..."

Hearing that Feng Dapao was angry, Li Kun stopped teasing him and said with a smile: "Okay, Director Feng Dapao, I have something to ask you."

Feng Dapao said angrily: "What the hell are you looking for?"

"Do you have Guan Xiaotong's contact information?" Li Kun asked.

"What?" After hearing this, Feng Dapao asked: "Do you want to turn off Xiaoque's contact information?"

Li Kun said: "Aren't I planning to make a TV series? I think she is suitable..."

Feng Dapao said: "I have her contact information, but why should I give it to you?"

"Then send it over and invite me to your house for a meal another day," Li Pi said.

Feng Dapao: “.………………

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

Ask me to do something,

And you want me to treat you to dinner?

Why the hell are you still eating and taking it?

Cheap or not......

Li Kun said: "Hurry up..."

"Hurry up..." Feng Dapao cursed angrily: "Go away, no..."

Feng Dapao hung up the phone without saying anything.

He didn't want to talk to Li Kun for a second.

This damn thing is really mean...

Looking at the hung up phone, Li Kun smiled.

He just wanted to make Feng Dapao angry...

in the room,

Li Kun looked at Song Tie and asked: "Do you have Guan Xiaotong's contact information?" (cgdi) "Yes!!!" Song Tie nodded and asked: "What's wrong????"

"I'm planning to make a TV series, and I want Guan Xiaotong to play a role..." Li Kun said.

Hearing this,

Song Tie's eyes widened and he said, "You don't want to make movies anymore?"

Many people want to get into the film industry.

Because the film industry is very profitable.

Li Kun is better off, he went to film a TV series......

What do you think?

"It's a bit boring to keep making movies, and I want to change my taste...Li Pi said.

Song Tie asked: "Promise me that I will be the heroine in the next drama. You won't forget it, right?"

Hearing this,

Li Kun said coldly: "Really? Why don't I remember???"

If I hadn't captured you, I might still agree.

But now that I have won it, you are telling me such a thing?

Before he picked up his pants, he remembered it, but after he picked up his pants, he didn't remember it.

"Li Kun, I will bite you to death..." Song Tie said angrily, "You promised me..."

"It hurts..."

"I'll hurt you to death..." Song Tie said angrily: "Do you agree????"

"Say it………"

Li Kun said with sincerity in his eyes: "This TV series is not good. There is no suitable role for you. Let's go to the next one. You will definitely be the heroine in the next one..."

Seeing Li Kun's sincere eyes, Song Tie asked doubtfully: "Really? You can't lie to me.

"Really, how could I lie to you..." Li Kun smiled, "It's too late for me to love you, how could I lie to you..."

Hearing this,

Song Tie felt happy for a while and said: "This is what you said, don't lie to me."

"Do not lie to you………"

"I love you so much..." Song Tie's voice was seductive.

Li Kun looked confused and didn't understand what Song Tie wanted to do.

Sudden,

Li Kun felt like something was biting him.

Nine p.m.

Ding ding——

The phone rang.

Looking at Song Tie who was sleeping soundly,

Li Kun took the phone and looked at the caller ID and found that it was Reba.

Afraid of waking up Song Tie, Li Kun walked into the bathroom.

"Hello?" Li Kun answered the phone.

"Brother Kun, I'm off work..." Reba's happy voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "Isn't your movie released today? Originally, I wanted to take leave today and go to the movie with you, but Sister Mi wouldn't let me."

"Now that I'm off work, do you want to go see a movie?"

Hearing this,

Li Kun glanced at his phone and found that it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and said: "It's very late now, how about tomorrow?"

"Oh..." Reba was a little unhappy and said, "Okay then..."

"What are you doing..." Hearing Reba's unhappy tone, Li Kun smiled and said, "I'll spend the day with you tomorrow, okay..."

"But I have to go to work tomorrow..." Reba pouted and said, "I only have time at night.

B..."

"Then I'll sleep at your house tonight..." Li Kun said, "That's okay, right?"

"Really?" Hearing this, Reba said happily: "Brother Kun, you can't lie to me..."

"Brother Kun, how could I lie to you!" Li Kun smiled, "It's too late for Chef Kun to love you..."

"Hehe..." Reba laughed.

Li Kun chatted with Reba for a while and then hung up the phone.

Walking out of the bathroom, I saw Song Tie still sleeping,

Li Kun opened WeChat and looked at the phone number sent by Song Tie.

This phone number belongs to Guan Xiaotong.

Li Kun thought for a while and dialed.

It didn't take long.

"Hello? Who are you?" A girl's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

After hearing the sound, Li Kun asked: "Hello, I am Ji Kun

"Ah? Are you Director Li Li Kun?" Guan Xiaotong was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully: "Director Li Kun, are you calling me for something?"

"Yes..." Li Kun said: "I plan to shoot a TV series recently and would like to ask you to play a role. Do you have time?"

"Invite me to participate in your TV series?" Guan Xiaotong knew his acting skills well and asked: "Director Li Kun, are you kidding????"

"No kidding!" Li Kun smiled and said, "Do you have time? If so, let's make an appointment to talk tomorrow..."

"Yes, I have time..." Guan Xiaotong agreed quickly.

Li Kun.

This is the youngest director in China with a box office of 5 billion, and he only made two movies.

I don’t know how many people in the industry want to participate in Li Kun’s play.

Guan Xiaotong felt excited.

Unexpectedly, Li Kun called her personally and invited her to film a TV series.

"Okay, that's it, see you tomorrow..." Li Kun hung up the phone.

"Guan Xiaotong, Lu Yu" Ji Pi smiled.

If it's acting, Guan Xiaotong is really not good at it.

But he had other ideas when inviting Guan Xiaotong.

There is a saying that Guan Xiaotong's legs are not legs, they are the spring water on the banks of the Seine.

Li Kun also wanted to try Guan Xiaotong's legs.

Twelve o'clock in the morning.

The box office of Xihong City's Richest Man has settled on its first day.

"It's out, the box office of the richest man in Xihong City is out..."

Looking at the first-day box office of The Richest Man in Xihong City, Song Tie was shocked: "This...how is this possible????"

ps: I beg you to order all of them. Brothers, please squeeze some monthly tickets for your younger brother. My younger brother wants it. I haven’t had a monthly ticket for several days. Brothers, you won’t be squeezed out, will you? Ugh.