Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

"2.1 billion?" Seeing this box office, Song Tieren was dumbfounded.

"Is there a mistake in 2.1 billion?" Li Kun walked over, refreshed the information, and said: "This is a jam..."

"Oh..." Song Tie understood now, walked over to take a look, and said, "The box office on the first day was 120 million!"

"The results are very good..." Song Tie said.

Li Kun took a look.

I found that my box office performance actually ranked third.

The first is Shanghai Fortress, 240 million.

The second is Feng Dapao's only Yun knows, 130 million.

Feng Dapao's box office was actually 10 million more than him.

Grass...

Seeing Feng Dapao making money is even more uncomfortable than him losing money...

Seeing Li Kun's appearance, Song Tie wondered: "What's wrong with you??"

"The box office is a bit low..." Li Kun said.

"Ah?" Song Tie was stunned for a moment.

The box office on the first day was 120 million. Is this still low?

This is a very good result.

"This result is very good!!!!!!" Song Tie said: "It will rise again tomorrow..."

"Probably..." Li Kun returned to bed.

"Oh, why don't you be happy..." Song Tie ran over, sat on Li Kun, and said with a smile: "How about I reward you again, I don't know if you can do it."

Hearing this,

"Is that okay?" Li Kun felt angry and said, "Squat down for me..."

How can a man say no?

What's more, it's even more impossible for a tough guy like him to say no...

early in the morning,

villa,

Feng Dapao looked at his first-day box office, which actually reached 130 million, and exceeded the box office of the richest man in Xihong City by 10 million.

"Okay..." Feng Dapao said happily.

If it were anyone else, he might not be so affected.

But the movie about the richest man in Xihong City is Li Kun,

What he hates the most is Li Kun.

How can you not be happy about this?

"I have to have a drink tonight..." Feng Dapao took out a bottle of wine, made some snacks, and drank happily.

This kid Li Kun also has this day...

The next day, early morning.

Li Kun turned on his cell phone and took a look at the missed calls.

Yang Mi, Sun Li.

Looking at Song Tie who was sleeping,

Li Kun stretched out his hand and pushed it, saying: "I'm going to the company..."

Song Tie closed his eyes and murmured: "I...I don't want it anymore..."

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Li Kun walked into the bathroom to wash up, and then walked out.

in the villa,

Li Kun took out the key and opened the door.

really,

That familiar voice rang in my ears.

"Hey, Director Li, why is Tao back? Isn't he staying at Liu Shishi's house?"

Only not far away,

Yang Mi crossed her arms and said angrily: "I didn't answer the phone calls and didn't come back at night. I thought you were sucked to death by Liu Shishi..."

"What words?"

Li Kun's eyes were sincere and he said: "I went to Fatty Zhou's house to drink last night. I got drunk and didn't come back..."

"Haha..." Yang Mi showed a sarcastic smile and said: "This is the reason every day, can't you find other reasons???"

"I'm tired of hearing this reason..."

Li Kun closed the door, walked to the sofa and sat down, saying: "It's the truth, why did I lie to you..."

"By the way, I haven't had breakfast yet. Is there any breakfast at home?"

Hearing this,

"Have breakfast?" Yang Mi said: "It's your share to eat shit..."

FB:""

Don't say such disgusting things so early in the morning...

Yang Mi said this, but she still walked into the kitchen, cooked a bowl of noodles and brought it out.

Looking at the poached eggs on the noodles, Li Kun smiled and said, "I knew you still love me, Sister Mi..."

"Go to hell..." Yang Mi said, "Eat quickly..."

"I'm going to change clothes. I have to go to the company later..."

Looking at Yang Mi's back, Li Kun shouted: "Sister Mi..."

Yang Mi turned her head and asked doubtfully: "What????"

"I love you..." Li Kun made a heart gesture with his hand.

Seeing this scene, Yang Mi felt happy in her heart, pretending to be cold and said: "Can you please stop being disgusting to me so early in the morning..."

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to change clothes.

Li Kun smiled.

Yang Mi’s craftsmanship is quite good.

Li Kun's evaluation is one-fifth of his level.

Weibo,

[Shanghai Fortress earned 240 million at the box office on the first day. Experts predict that this movie may reach 5 billion...]

[Only Yun knows that the first day’s box office revenue was 130 million, Feng Dapao made a statement and pointed his sword at OZ.T

[Li Kun’s The Richest Man in Xihong City made 120 million at the box office on the first day, which was 10 million lower than Only Yun Knows. Is it really true that the gangster has exhausted his talent?????]

Comment area:

"No, Shanghai Fortress, this movie is a piece of shit. It even said it could reach a box office of 5 billion, and no one would even watch it...

"Shanghai Fortress predicts 5 billion? Which expert said that???????"

"Damn it, Feng Dapao stood up. The box office of the movie on the first day was 10 million higher than that of Li Kun. It's so scary..."

"Stand up and start a trade fair, but you will still be beaten back to work later.

"Brothers, please don't watch Shanghai Fortress. This movie is uncomfortable to watch. Yesterday I should have watched Shanghai Fortress, which made me feel sick. By the way, I'm a man...

"Wait a minute, let me figure it out. Male? Gong Han??????"

Weibo,

at the same time,

Many film critics began to comment on Shanghai Fortress.

A film critic named Split Raccoon made a post.

Post content:

"I went to see Shanghai Fortress yesterday. I thought it would be a big-budget science fiction film, but I didn't expect it to be a piece of shit. I give this movie one star. This star is for the special effects company. Thank you for your hard work.

"Shanghai Fortress is a complete money fraud. The script is shit, the directing skills are shit, and the concept design is shit. This big piece of shit has been held in for six years. If it weren't for the sake of gaining sympathy, All I can say is that at this level, don’t get involved in science fiction films as soon as possible, okay? At Jiangnan’s level, just say goodbye to writing work. Being able to write novels does not mean that you can write scripts. There is not a single dramatic action. It relies entirely on narration and dialogue to convey information. Can you believe it?"

"Teng Huatao, please also film the urban emotional TV series that you are good at. [Dwelling] and [Naked Wedding] were very good, so why bother?"

"This is the first sci-fi love and war movie. I'll go with your grandmother's. You don't play with genres. Genre fusion is not as shitty as yours. Please take movies seriously, okay?"

Comment area:

"Haha, look how popular this movie critic has become, but there is a saying that Shanghai Fortress is indeed a piece of shit..."

"Shanghai Fortress, I went to see it yesterday. I didn't want to go when I saw that Lu Han was the protagonist, but I was attracted by the top domestic science fiction film mentioned in the promotion, and then I went to see it. How should I say, this This movie is the only movie I hope aliens win..."

"The most painful hour in the movie theater... What is it called Shanghai Fortress? It's more like Shanghai Tun..."

"It's really a 'disaster' movie...don't step on this..."

"The prejudice in people's hearts is like a big mountain. After looking at the Shanghai Fortress, Lu Han's mountain is several thousand meters higher..."

"Now I feel very conflicted. I want to tell everyone not to watch this movie, but I am also afraid that others will know that I have seen this movie and look down on me...

"One star, it's nothing if it's just a war romance movie. If I want to watch disaster science fiction, why don't I just watch Independence Day? I want to see you here shouting "shoot me"??????

Weibo,

Seeing that Shanghai Fortress actually made 240 million on the first day, some film critics couldn't sit still.

Such a bad movie made 240 million?

Why?

Critics posted posts to boycott the film.

"Watching the premiere, the plot was awkward, the dramatic conflicts were deliberate, the actors' performances were awkward, the plot completely insulted the audience's IQ, the alien material was called Xian Teng and it looked like amethyst, haha

After Shanghai was destroyed, it was rebuilt in the blink of an eye. The city was still the same as before it was destroyed. It was really amazing. The monsters were beaten with pistols throughout the whole process, but they couldn't be killed. The opening chapter said that Xian Teng led the great progress of human science and technology, but it couldn't be Upgrade your pistol?"

"Where is the money spent on technological advancement????"

"I give this drama one star and I don't recommend everyone to watch Shanghai Fortress."

Weibo,

A lot of film critics are talking about Shanghai Fortress.

Comment area:

"Everyone, please don't go see it. This movie is just a scam, Mad, it's a waste of my money..."

…………please give me flowers……

"Finally, a blogger came forward. I thought it was a top-notch science fiction film, but I didn't expect it to be shit..."

"Can you please stop talking about science fiction? Chinese science fiction has been made like this by you guys. Can idols just go to variety shows? Their expressions are really bad. What kind of director and what kind of actors are they? They are just a pot of rat shit..."

at the same time.

Lu Han’s fans directly joined the battlefield.

"Why do you say that to my Lu Han? The movie is bad. Isn't it the fault of the director? Lu Han's acting skills are very good..."

"Just a stranger, I also think Lu Han's acting skills are bad, it's a problem with the director and the script, (personal opinion, I will delete any bad comments)"

"Yes, it's obviously the director's problem, why should you blame Lu Han???"

"Have you seen Shanghai Fortress? You guys are calling me right here, my Lu Han is obviously good at acting, isn't he?"

in the villa,

Li Kun received a call and smiled: "Hey, isn't this Director Feng Dapao? The sun is rising in the west today???"

After hearing Li Kun’s strange words,

Feng Dapao said: "How do you know that my first-day box office was 130 million, which is 10 million more than you, the richest man in Xihong City?"

:"??????"

etc,

These words are somewhat familiar.

I seem to have heard it somewhere.

Damn it, isn’t that what I said?

I asked why Feng Dapao called me. He was here to show off his power.

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"Oh, Director Feng Dapao, we were just ahead for a moment, and we'll be back soon..." Li Kun smiled.

"What?" Feng Dapao said, "How about a bet?"

Li Kun:

bet?

Let me bet you on a fair.

"Why don't you dare?" Feng Dapao said: "Bet 10 million..."

"Director Feng Dapao, don't you remember how hard you were beaten by me?" Li Kun smiled.

"The past was before, and now is now. It's only 10 million. If you can't afford it, don't play it..." Feng Dapao said.

He will definitely win this time.

"Okay..." Li Kun smiled and said: "Director Feng Dapao, you won't be cheating this time, right????"

"Just kidding..." Feng Dapao said, "Please prepare 10 million..."

Li Kun hung up the phone.

After thinking for a while, he dialed Fatty Zhou's number.

Not long after, the other party connected.

"Hello?" Fatty Zhou's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"If I have something for you to do later, come over here..." Ji Bi said.

"Kunzi, what's going on?" Fatty Zhou was confused.

"Remember to bring your camera..." Li Kun said: "Come here quickly..."

Hearing this,

Fatty Zhou understood, "Kunzi, are you going to hype up again this time? Who are you hyping up with?"

"Don't force Lai Lai, just come here..." Li Kun hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

I found Guan Xiaotong's phone number and dialed it.

"Hello?" A girl's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Guan Xiaotong, do you have time now?" Li Kun said.

"Yes, Director Li Kun." Guan Xiaotong said: "Send me the location and I will go there later..." |

"Okay..." Li Kun hung up the phone, booked a table, and sent the location to Guan Xiaotong.

"Copy that, Director Li..."

WeChat,

Seeing the location sent by Li Kun, Guan Xiaotong replied: "I'll be there right away..."

Li Kun smiled.

Because of the Shanghai Fortress, there is overwhelming propaganda.

Now Lu Han is on Weibo, but it is very popular.

I am copying it with Guan Xiaotong now, the heat must not explode...

a restaurant,

Where Li Kun sat and waited.

At this moment.

far away,

Guan Xiaotong walked over wearing a white down jacket, jeans, and white shoes with long legs.

When Li Kun heard the movement, he raised his head and looked at Guan Xiaotong's very young dress and long legs. He nodded with satisfaction.

My sister is already tired of eating,

He also wanted a change of taste.

I don’t know if Guan Xiaotong’s legs feel comfortable on his shoulders...

"Director Li, I'm sorry, I'm late because of the traffic jam on the road.

ps: Prepare to take down Guan Xiaotong, beg for full order. 6