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Chapter 363 Yang Family Crosstalk Troupe!!

“Really fake? Did Guangqi really do this level, and the roadside was full of fruit? ”

Xie Yan hadn’t been there, and she didn’t know if it was true.

“Really, I’ve been filming in Chongzuo for more than a month, anyway, I walked more than a dozen streets in Chongzuo, and all I saw were mango trees, and occasionally I could see a few trees full of jackfruit.”

“The most important thing is that these fruits fall all over the ground and no one eats them.”

As soon as Jiang Feng’s words came out, the audience at the scene were stunned, and they couldn’t believe that this was true

And the Guangqi people who watched the show were laughing at this time.

It’s not laughing at Jiang Feng’s exaggeration, nor is it laughing at Jiang Feng’s talking.

What Jiang Feng said was not exaggerated, nor was he lying, and everything he said was true.

They laughed at the fact that the audience had never seen the world.

Some Guangqi viewers even wondered, is it so difficult for you to eat fruit? Also, Are mangoes delicious? The mangoes on our Guangqi roadside are the most unpalatable, and of course no one is rare.

“Oh, those longan, passion fruit, and dragon fruit in the house are the ones you sent back to your parents?”

Yang Mi remembered that when she went home two days ago, there were indeed a lot of parents there.

“Yes.”

Jiang Feng did often send fruits to his father-in-law and mother-in-law during this time.

“It can be seen that Jiang Feng has a good relationship with your husband.”

Xie Yan smiled and asked about Jiang Feng.

“Okay.”

Yang Mi smiled and patted her boyfriend’s thigh and replied, “There are many programs between the two of them.” ”

“On the contrary, my mother and I are often left behind by them.”

Yang Mi’s revelation made Jiang Feng smile with his legs cocked.

“The fat man too, called me and said: What about my aunt, why don’t you answer the phone?”

“Fatty? That’s what you call your dad? ”

As the host, Xie Yan was stunned.

“Yes, we all scream like this at home, it’s like crosstalk.”

“I call my dad is, Fatty, Lao Yang, Mr. Yang, and my mother, big sister, big sister Nei, Tsubaki Ling, Mrs. Yang.”

After Yang Mi said this, she fell shyly on her boyfriend’s shoulders.

“Yes, she has been like this since she was a child, her mouth is broken, really, if it weren’t for seeing her cute, she would have been beaten to death.”

“So I always say my aunt, you haven’t eaten any good pork, you still like this kind of goods so much?”

“Hahaha” dad’s complaining made the audience more recognized. All the audience at the scene laughed miserably, this is really a father.

Just spit on her girl’s broken mouth, and say that her aunt has found the wrong person.

“Yes, I also always say to my son-in-law: what about you, or look again, there are so many good girls in the world, your child has no father or mother, now that life is better, you shouldn’t talk to my daughter, it’s not worth it, you look at other girls, it’s better than my family, the aunt doesn’t dislike you, it’s afraid of delaying you.”

Yang Mi’s mother is not left behind at all in terms of spitting on her daughter

Yang Mi hugged her boyfriend and laughed so much that she didn’t dare to be photogenic.

The host was stunned, Yang Mi was actually such a person in the eyes of her parents?

The audience is also laughing crazy, what kind of family is this?

“Yes, this kid is also lacking in heart and eye, just look at such a scourge of my family, do you say you want to die?”

As soon as Father Yang finished speaking, he added: “Once I also said to my aunt: How about you see her cousin? Tsinghua student, high education, beautiful looking, mouth is not broken, good personality, and you are a talented woman, or you will try it with her cousin, this scourge of my family is really not worthy of you; If it really doesn’t work, her cousin can too, who is better than her, why do you fancy her? ”

“But my aunt, just stubborn, don’t listen to what he says, just like this child, then we can’t help it, we can only comfort ourselves and say: Forget it, Xiao Feng can also be regarded as eliminating harm for the people.”

“Hahaha” Father Yang counted his daughter vigorously, but made the audience laugh miserably.

Yang Mi herself held Jiang Feng’s hand: “Right, is it for the people to eliminate harm?” ”

“Isn’t that right?”

Jiang Feng’s answer made Yang Mi look into his eyes with a smile, waiting for his next words, and Jiang Feng did not let her down: “If it weren’t for you eliminating harm for the people, your cousin and cousin would be in deep trouble.” ”

When she wanted it, Yang Mi became even sweeter.

This sweetness is completely expressed on the face, and anyone can see it.

“That’s it, Daddy Yang.”

Xie Wan asked, and Yang Xiaolin looked at the host.

“Isn’t Yang Mi’s college entrance examination score more than 400 points? Supposedly the worst child at home? ”

“Yes, how many of the four hundred have you taken the exam?”

Yang Xiaolin doesn’t remember much.

“491, plus Nortel Art Test score is 580.”

Yang Mi remembers

Be clear about your college entrance examination scores.

“She is the only one in our family who does not score more than 500 in the pure college entrance examination.”

As soon as Yang Xiaolin finished saying this, Xie Yan asked Jiang Feng: “Jiang Feng, do you think that if Yang Mi’s score in the college entrance examination exceeds 700 points, what do you think her parents will say to her?” ”

When asked this question, Jiang Feng said without thinking: “I don’t know what to say; However, if my daughter-in-law scored 700 points in the test and she blew up her home, my father-in-law would probably praise her strong hands-on ability. ”

“Haha” Jiang Feng replied sharply, making Yang Xiaolin smile and give his aunt a high five.

“If my girlfriend scored 700 points in the college entrance examination, don’t talk about me, her grandfather would probably be able to tear up the family tree and then write it again from her.”

Yang Xiaolin described it jokingly with a smile.

The audience at the “haha” scene was amused by this family.

“Because of the college entrance examination results, our family is really depressed.”

“Because I have a brother and two younger sisters.”

Yang Xiaolin talked about the situation of his family.

“We were in the seventies, and we were okay with the college entrance examination, and we didn’t pay so much attention to it.”

“Because I took the college entrance examination in 78, it was the year after the college entrance examination was resumed.”

“So my college entrance examination at that time was not very good, and my brother went to college before the college entrance examination resumed, and my two younger sisters had more time than me to prepare for the college entrance examination, so among the four siblings, I happened to be the worst in the college entrance examination.”

“It’s over, among the children of our four siblings, the worst in the college entrance examination is also our family.”

Yang Xiaolin talked about his daughter, and said that his daughter was also the worst.

“When I was young, I was teased by my brother that I had bad grades.”

“But fortunately, I was a police officer, and later my brother didn’t laugh at me.”

“However, since this girl came out of the college entrance examination with only 400 points, the summer vacation after the college entrance examination in ’05, I was the worst, and my brother always said that my girlfriend was the worst in the exam.”

“I thought, I lost to my brother, my daughter is a little angry, but she is good, if there is a father, there will be a daughter.”

“Huh” Yang Mi smiled and held Jiang Feng’s hand, not explaining this.

“It was later, this child went to college and fell in love with Xiao Feng, knowing that Xiao Feng is a very capable and talented child, and since then, the moment Yang Mi brought Xiao Feng home, our family became angry.”

“In the past, Yang Mi’s eldest uncle said that his grades were not good and he couldn’t get into Tsinghua Peking University, so he could only become an actor.”

“This kind of words, her mother and I can’t say anything, can only listen, helpless is also very helpless, but it is indeed a fact; It was later after Xiao Feng went to our house for a family banquet, and he frightened Yang Mi’s uncle. ”

“Say, Tsinghua Peking University is amazing, Tsinghua Peking University graduated, what is the annual income of your two children, the annual salary is hundreds of thousands or millions?”

“My daughter-in-law can’t get into Tsinghua Peking University, but what happened to my daughter-in-law’s annual income of several million?”

“What’s wrong with your family of four all Tsinghua Peking University? Multi-millionaire or billionaire? ”

“My daughter-in-law didn’t go to Tsinghua Peking University, but what happened to her being a billionaire?”

“Your niece doesn’t rely on me as a boyfriend, she has the ability to become a billionaire, what about you? Tsinghua Peking University, there is not a billionaire? ”

After Yang Xiaolin said this, the audience at the scene felt that what he said was right.

“My aunt said this, not to say that he looked down on people who were admitted to Tsinghua Peking University, but just said that if he was admitted and could not be admitted, there was no need to keep talking about this issue.”

“Yang Mi’s cousin was admitted to Tsinghua Peking University, she is very good, and she has won glory for her family.”

“But Yang Mi couldn’t pass the exam, but she is an actor, and she is also a very good person, and she has won glory for her family.”

“What to do, you can’t decide based on diplomas and qualifications alone.”

“It’s the same to look at people, you can’t look down on people just because you can’t go to Tsinghua Peking University.”

“Even if we can’t get into college, we shouldn’t look down on people who have no choice but to drop out, because everyone has their own good and excellent side.”

“Since then, after Yang Mi’s uncle was educated by Jiang Feng, he has never joked that she is the worst one in our old Yang family.”

Yang Xiaolin said with special pride.

The audience at the “Snap” scene also applauded.

When everyone applauded, Jiang Feng said to the host: “In fact, the uncle said this about her, because the uncle has high expectations for her. ”

Yang Mi was silent, listening to her boyfriend speak for her, and knew that he was speaking for her uncle.

“Because in fact, her memory is very good, her academic performance can also be very good, as long as she is attentive, her grades can be better, but she doesn’t like to learn, she likes acting, so she doesn’t have to study, and finally got this result, her uncle is very disappointed.”

“Because the higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment.”

Everyone understood what Jiang Feng said.

Before, I felt that Yang Mi’s uncle was too powerful, but now after listening to Jiang Feng’s explanation, I don’t think so; As Jiang Feng said, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.

If it weren’t for the greater the expectations, her uncle wouldn’t be so familiar with teasing Yang Mi…