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Chapter 364: Yang Mi’s Golden Sentences When She Was a Child!!

“So my uncle said that she doesn’t argue, and if she can’t pass the exam, she can only become an actor.”

“The main reason is that people are a professor of Tsinghua, and even their niece can’t teach well.”

“Don’t talk about teaching and getting into Tsinghua Peking University, people can’t even get 500 points, can you not be angry?”

“I expected so much from her, but she didn’t have the heart and lungs herself, she didn’t plan to study at all, she wanted to be an actor, so in the end, the results came out, and her uncle was hit, so she was always squeezed her, not a force.”

Jiang Feng is very sensible and knows to speak for the uncle, so that the audience will not scold people at that time.

“Then don’t you also scare her uncle?”

Xie Yan asked,

“Yes.”

Jiang Feng said with a smile: “Although I know that it was my daughter-in-law who disappointed you, it’s right to squeeze her, but your squeeze is your squeeze, I, as a boyfriend, don’t stand in front of my girlfriend and don’t get angry for her, that’s my inaction as a boyfriend, right?” ”

“So, she let you down, it’s her fault, you can learn a lesson.”

“But you teach ~ yours, I scare mine.”

“You are educating her as an uncle, and I am also her boyfriend to protect her, so there is no conflict.”

“Haha~”

The explanation given by Jiang Feng made the audience feel that this was particularly interesting.

Yang Mi’s father said: “That’s why, my mother and I always say that Yang Mi’s child is not worthy of Xiao Feng, the main thing is that this child is really too sensible.” ”

Yang Mi herself also broke the news and said to the host: “My current status in my family is not even one-tenth of him.” ”

“Like us girls, with boyfriends, or with husbands, don’t you go back to your mother’s house?”

“But he was fine, he quarreled with me, and before I could act, people ran to my mother’s house.”

“I didn’t even know what was going on, and a moment later my mom called and said, ‘You should come back quickly.'”

“I went to my mother’s house to see, good fellow, people are already holding the hand of my mother-in-law and complaining there.”

“Hahaha” Yang Mi said this, so that many people have made up the picture in their brains.

“Is this your mother’s family or his mother’s family?”

Xie Yan even bent over with a smile

Why is this family so interesting? Everyone has an interesting soul.

“Yes, I ask myself, whether this is my mother’s family or his mother’s family.”

Seeing that her daughter said this, Mother Yang helped her son-in-law speak: “You mean to say it?” Xiao Feng can accompany us to eat a month many times, you can top you for a year”

“My own daughters are not filial to my aunt, so why are we still protecting you?”

“It is.”

Father Yang was also next to him, and his daughter-in-law who supported him was right.

Yang Mi began to hold her boyfriend’s neck, snuggled up to her boyfriend’s side, and rested her chin on her boyfriend’s shoulder.

The audience saw that the two of them were so sweet, of course, they also liked it and envied it.

After reading the script, the host talked about the next topic: “Yang Mi, what kind of child she was when she was a child.” ”

“It’s the kind, it belongs to it…”

Yang Xiaolin looked at his daughter-in-law, and Yang Chunling immediately said: “Give it to the kind of child that others don’t want.” ”

“Haha” Jiang Feng smiled and looked at his girlfriend beside him.

Yang Mi is also used to being disliked by her parents like this, but when she looks at her boyfriend who turned her head, she pouted and signaled that she wanted to kiss.

The girlfriend’s like this made Jiang Feng smile and nodded on her cherry lips.

This scene was seen by the audience, and they all started to boo.

“Do you know how annoying this kid was when he was a child?”

Yang Chunling thought of an interesting thing.

“It was when she was in elementary school, she bullied other little boys at school.”

“Huh? Yang Mi bullies people’s little boys, isn’t it a little boy bullying her? ”

Xie Yan was a little surprised.

“Yes, she was a tiger when she was a child, and when she was in school, she was either a class leader or a squad leader.”

“So do morning exercises, go out and do whatnot, as long as there are students who stand badly.”

“She went up to give people a kick, and when I saw it, I went home and educated her, saying that she can’t do this to other classmates.”

Yang Xiaolin talked about this, and Yang Mi herself was not impressed.

“It’s just possible, his dad spoke a little heavier that night.”

Yang Chunling explained next to him.

“His father is also anxious, because Yang Mi bullied her classmates, even if she is a girl.”

“So his father was in a hurry, and he spoke a little heavier, and as a result, Yang Mi was disciplined to cry.”

“But cry and cry, she is still not convinced by this broken mouth, so she cried and said to his father: You murder me, you are finished, you can’t pull out in a week.”

“Hahahahahaha” The mother-in-law’s revelation made Jiang Feng on the side laugh for a second.

Not only Jiang Feng, it should be said that all the audience at the recording scene of the entire “Big Name Birthday Party” laughed

Who would have thought that Yang Mi’s mouth could be so broken when she was a child?

The phrase “You murder me, you’re finished, you can’t pull out in a week” has also become the most classic and hilarious classic line in Yang Mihei’s history.”

When the program was broadcast, there were even a lot of viewers learning Yang Mi. As for the party, he hid his pretty face in his boyfriend’s neck socket at this time.

Obviously, she herself forgot such a thing

But to forget is to forget, and the most afraid is that someone will help you remember it.

After recalling, she really felt embarrassed, so she hid in her boyfriend’s neck and did not dare to be photogenic.

“Haha” Jiang Feng smiled very happily, because his girlfriend was a real tiger when she was a child.

“So, there is really a reason why Mom and Dad dislike you, Po.”

Jiang Feng also reached out and touched Yang Mi’s pretty face, saying that she had been rejected by her parents since she was a child, which really made sense and reason.

“I don’t remember that.”

Yang Mi also felt very humiliated, covered her mouth and smiled and said that she didn’t know.

“Do you remember it?”

Yang Xiaolin asked his daughter with a smile.

“And when you were a child, while your uncle was asleep, you used transparent glue to stand on your uncle’s thigh, and then tore it off at once, tearing off a large piece of leg hair on your uncle’s leg.”

“Hahaha” Yang Xiaolin’s revelation made Jiang Feng laugh until he couldn’t stop.

Yang Mi is not an ordinary tiger, this should be said that the bear child is not too good for a girl, and the result is more tiger than the boy.

No wonder his father would have said that if it weren’t for her cuteness, he would have killed her.

“It’s no wonder that you are always complaining about you, and squeezing you is a scumbag.”

Jiang Feng really understood too well

Yang Mi covered her face herself, especially embarrassed.

Today, his father came over to complain about all kinds of revelations, which also made Fanmi particularly afraid.

“Closing point, closing point.”

There was really no way, Yang Mi let her father take some of it.

But Jiang Feng was worried on the side: “Oh, how can this be done?” ”

“You were such a tiger when you were a child, I really want to give birth to one with you, so how much do you have to be a tiger?” I couldn’t think about it. ”

As long as he thought of this, Jiang Feng had a bit of a headache.

“Haha” Jiang Feng’s headache look, everyone can see it.

“No, just be like Daddy.”

Yang Mi said no, as long as the child is like a father.

“Like me, how old is this?”

“It’s already yang and yin, and if it’s like this, it’s really not okay.”

Jiang Feng shook his head and said that he couldn’t do it.

“That can’t be like her, if it’s like her, I tell you, you don’t worry if your children don’t get married.”

Yang Xiaolin explained this to his aunt.

“So, it’s killing me.”

This matter really came to Jiang Feng’s heart, and said: “Before today, I still thought that in the future, children must be like her mother, beautiful, smart, and have a good personality.” ”

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“But after listening to your parents’ revelations today, I found that I knew too little about her.”

“My mouth is broken at such a young age, what can I do?”

“Then if the girl is better, as long as she looks cute like her mother, the tiger can be forgiven; But if this were a boy, with a personality like his mother, he might not know how to be beaten; If my personality were like me, my poisonous mouth would be no better, and I would be beaten everywhere. ”

“Hehe” Jiang Feng even complained about himself, then the audience felt that there was no problem.

After speaking, Jiang Feng said to Yang Mi next to him: “This reason for not wanting to have children, do you see it?” ”

“I’ll see.”

Yang Mi covered her mouth and chuckled, cooperating with her boyfriend.

“Then if you go back to eat during the Spring Festival next year and are still born by your grandparents, use this excuse.”

“Yes.”

Yang Mi smiled and agreed, using this excuse can be good.

“Hey you two kids, grandparents will watch this show too.”

Yang Chunling said with a smile.

This is also a joke, of course, it cannot be true.

“Do uncles and aunts think Yang Mi is beautiful?”

Xie asked the next question.

“It’s okay now, after falling in love with Xiao Feng, it looks a lot better.”

“Before I fell in love with Xiao Feng, I looked quite ugly.”

This is really what my father said.

“Hey, don’t.”

Jiang Feng quickly stopped and said, “Dad, when you say this, it seems that my vision is not good.” ”

“If you have a good eye, you will still look at her?”

Even the mother-in-law followed her son-in-law.

“……”

Jiang Feng, who was frightened, could only look helplessly at his wife beside him.

Yang Mi is also very happy, even if she is complained about being ugly, she has nothing to be embarrassed and ashamed of.

“Why is it said that after Yang Mi and Jiang Feng fell in love, they looked better than before?”

Xie Wan asked.

“Don’t you say it, girls will be more beautiful by love.”

The answer given by Yang Chunling made sense to the audience, and this is indeed such a statement…