Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

12. Low-budget martial arts drama

I checked the homepages of some well-known short video producers, but I didn't find any updates. I also looked at the homepage of a blogger I follow who reviewed and recommended videos. This blogger has not posted any new videos to recommend recently.

Nice movies and TV series.

Xiang Mingrui had no choice but to return to the homepage and scroll down to see if there was anything he liked.

Flipping through the pages, Xiang Mingrui saw a picture of a dull-looking man being held in the arms of a cross-dressing man, holding a toy sword in his hand, and preparing to kill himself. There were a few big words written below:

Never expected it·Episode 1·Low-cost martial arts drama".

Come to think of it, this is a short drama. Judging from the classification, it is still a funny short drama. This is the first episode.

Anyway, nothing happened, so Xiang Mingrui clicked in. Soon, an animation appeared on Xiang Mingrui’s phone, and then a magical voice came from the phone: “I never expected it, la la la la.

La~~~”

After the animation was finished, Xiang Mingrui's phone showed the words "sponsored broadcast". At that time, Xiang Mingrui was still thinking, when did someone sponsor such a short video?

But the sound coming from the mobile phone made Xiang Mingrui uneasy. What did he hear?

"This episode is sponsored by the Korean Aerospace Administration." When he saw this, Xiang Mingrui was stunned. Is this short video so popular? Can it be sponsored by the Korean Aerospace Administration? When looking at the categories earlier,

Isn’t this short video in the category of funny comedy? Will the Korean Aerospace Administration sponsor the broadcast of a funny short video?

But the next voice from the phone made Xiang Mingrui laugh again: "We are going to a distant place to see what else is ours, Smecta."

Korea in this world is as shameless as the Bangzi Kingdom on Earth in Mo Wen’s previous life. If they catch any good things, they say they belong to Koreans. This kind of operation also makes the Chinese people in this world feel unhappy, because Korea

Bangzi, I just like to gather the wool of China.

It is said that the Dragon Boat Festival is Korean, Qu Yuan is Korean, and the Five Elements Bagua is Korean. Anyway, all good things are Korean.

"This short video is good. It's interesting to dare to tease Korean stickmen like this." Xiang Mingrui laughed in his heart.

Then he continued to watch, and after the screen of the Korean Space Agency flashed, the words "Episode 1" appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, with a paragraph of text below it.

Is it as hot as a dog? It’s a hot dog. Woof woof woof.

The lunches provided by the crew are extremely unpalatable, but if you don’t eat them, you will definitely die.

I have to work hard on my acting today because it’s fifty bucks a day haha

I am a man who wants to become an Asian movie star. I can definitely do it.

Because I live in No. 1, West 5th Building, Asia Community

This is a little joke. Although it's not very funny, it still makes a point.

By the time Xiang Mingrui finished reading this paragraph, exactly twenty seconds had passed, so the main film started.

What appeared in front of Xiang Mingrui was a man with a dull expression and a dull face. It was the man he saw on the cover earlier.

At this time, Xiang Mingrui's inner monologue came from Xiang Mingrui's mobile phone: "My name is Wang Dachui. I am an actor and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama."

When he saw this, Xiang Mingrui didn't think anything was wrong, so he simply introduced himself. But what did he see next? This man named Wang Dachui with a dull expression was actually on a toy rapier.

"This is too low-cost. What kind of children's toy sword is there?" When he saw this, Xiang Mingrui thought it was the man named Wang Dachui who was complaining about the crew, but he didn't expect that it would be even more exciting next time.

Because at this time, the toy sword actually flashed a light in the picture.

"It's already of this quality, but it's still flashing." Who knows, as soon as the man named Wang Dachui finished complaining, the toy sword flashed even faster.

"You are still not convinced that your quality is poor," Wang Dachui continued to complain.

Xiang Mingrui thought he would fight back again after taking the toy sword. Unexpectedly, another man jumped out of the screen at this time. He couldn't stand still and almost threw the sword out of his hand.

Xiang Mingrui smiled knowingly.

"Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just~ um~ just~ um~ just step over my body." Xiang Mingrui also felt this fake pronunciation of the line to a certain extent.

This is really low cost.

"Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?" At this time, Wang Dachui's inner monologue sounded again.

Xiang Mingrui thought the same thing in his heart. At this moment, Xiang Mingrui and Wang Dachui actually reached an inner resonance.

"Come on, use your special move, Nine Yang Divine Fist." said the man who couldn't remember his lines.

"It turns out that I am using a boxing technique, the Nine-Yang Divine Fist, which sounds ridiculous." After Wang Dachui finished his inner monologue, he threw away the toy sword in his hand and made a few fist-clenching movements at the same time.

At the same time, Wang Dachui's inner monologue sounded again: "I felt a powerful force gathering into both fists. My left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost."

Xiang Mingrui was intrigued by the special effects on the screen and felt that a war was about to break out. However, the next picture on the phone screen made him burst out laughing.

On the screen, Wang Dachui's left hand showed the four characters "Fire Special Effects", and his right hand showed the four characters "Frost Special Effects". Xiang Mingrui was stunned by this scene. What kind of operation was this?

"I got a big cross, what the hell? I didn't even do any special effects. Just typing is too perfunctory." Before Xiang Mingrui could react, Wang Dachui's complaints came from the phone.

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the man opposite Wang Dachui also rang out, and he was heard to say: "It turned out to be the Ice/Fire/Nine/Chong/Sky of the Nine-Yang Divine Fist."

"Hey, how could you tell this? This name is too sexy." After hearing the words of the man opposite, Wang Dachui said with a confused look on his face.

Just when Xiang Mingrui felt that Wang Dachui was right, the man opposite Wang Dachui shouted loudly: "That's amazing."

Xiang Mingrui saw a bunch of big words like flame special effects and frost special effects on the phone screen, constantly impacting the man opposite Wang Dachui. The man's body swayed from side to side, and then he fell to the ground.

Xiang Mingrui stared at the phone screen in a daze. What operation is this? What about the exciting fight that was promised?

At this time, the man's voice came from the phone again. The man was lying on the ground and said feebly: "As expected of the successor of Nine Yang Divine Fist, I have no regrets in my life."

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