Entertainment: Start from the unexpected
13. Running in the sunset
"Wugui, your sister, I haven't even made a move yet." Hearing the words of the man lying on the ground, Wang Dachui said helplessly.
"I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. It was my lost youth." The man lying on the ground didn't care about what Wang Dachui was saying at all, but said to himself.
At the same time, a shot of the man running under the sunset flashed on the mobile phone screen.
At this time Wang Dachui spoke, and said angrily to the man lying on the ground: "Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?"
The man ignored Wang Dachui at all. He just said "Ah~~~" and lay still on the ground.
Xiang Mingrui looked at the picture on his phone and laughed in his heart: "This is too funny, hahaha~~~~"
At this time, the picture on the mobile phone continued to play, and Wang Dachui looked dejected. Then the picture flashed randomly, and it flashed to a picture of Wang Dachui walking alone by the creek.
"Now that I have defeated the enemy, I should be able to rescue the princess." At the same time, Wang Dachui's inner monologue sounded.
Seeing such a scene, Xiang Mingrui felt that there should be some changes, otherwise it would be a bit too simple.
Sure enough, as Xiang Mingrui expected, the picture on the phone screen showed the man just now again, and at the same time he said: "No, you still have to defeat me."
"Didn't I just defeat you?" Wang Dachui said to the man who suddenly jumped out with a confused look on his face.
"Do you think that person just now was me?" said the man opposite Wang Dachui.
"It's exactly you, just changed clothes." Wang Dachui said excitedly.
At this time, the man opposite Wang Dachui looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahaha~~~Yes."
"You are so shameless to admit it. This crew is too poor. Would you die if you changed the actor?" Wang Dachui looked confused when he heard the words of the man opposite him, and at the same time, his inner monologue sounded.
Seeing this, Xiang Mingrui was laughing so hard that he was out of breath.
"Come on, let's show off." Just as Xiang Mingrui was laughing, the man opposite Wang Dachui pulled out his long sword and said seriously on the phone screen.
Seeing the man opposite him like this, Wang Dachui also looked confused. At the same time, his fists began to move. Wang Dachui's inner monologue came again from the phone: "How should I deal with him?"
Seeing this, Xiang Mingrui thought it would be like last time. When several characters with flame and frost effects appeared, the phone screen flashed and the screen turned white. Two stick figures and a fire material appeared on the screen.
The circle of the man's head has the three characters Wang Dachui written on it, and the firewood man opposite has the word enemy written on his head.
At the same time, subtitles began to appear on the white screen.
Wang Dachui used his unique skill, Nine Yang Divine Fist.
The enemy responded with the Vajra Palm of the Universe.
Suddenly there were flames everywhere.
At this time, several piles of special effects that looked like flames appeared on the screen. No, the special effects were not counted, they were just yellow and red pictures that looked like flames.
Then there was a picture of a roof that even an elementary school drew better than him, and the two firemen with Wang Dachui and the enemy written on their heads began to jump up and down on the two pictures that looked like roofs.
Go, there are also subtitles written on the top of the screen, 'Two people fly over the roof and walk over the wall'.
Then there was a bunch of barrage-like subtitles on the screen, covering the entire screen.
The fight scenes are fantastic.
drink!!
Ah fight!!
ha!!
fool!!
Hey!!
Punch me!!
Monkey steals peach!!
Fishing for the moon in the sea!!
Fuck your ugly face!!
Take your life!!
Punch me!!
mosquito...
When will the lunch box be put out!!
I can't do it anymore...
Wait for a bunch of messy subtitles.
Seeing this scene, Xiang Mingrui was stunned. This short drama once again refreshed his understanding of low-cost martial arts dramas.
Before Xiang Mingrui could recover from the couple's subtitles, the screen on his phone flashed again, and Wang Dachui shook his head. The man opposite him was already lying on the ground, and at the same time he said
: "As expected of the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist."
"What just happened?" Wang Dachui said confused.
"I have a life without regrets," the man said.
"I didn't do anything." Wang Dachui said helplessly.
"Thinking of that day when I was running against the sunset, it was my lost youth." The man continued, while the scene of the man running under the sunset was inserted into the screen again.
"Don't think about these messy things." Wang Dachui said excitedly.
It's just that the man didn't pay attention to what Wang Dachui was saying, he just said "uh~~" to himself, tilted his head, and lay still on the ground.
Seeing this scene, Wang Dachui could only lower his head and sigh. Then, the screen flashed randomly, and then Wang Dachui appeared on the screen and walked slowly. At the same time, Wang Dachui's inner monologue sounded: "The princess will be rescued soon.
Yeah, why don’t you have any expectations for this?”
Then on the side of the screen, Wang Dachui was seen walking on a grassland. Opposite him appeared a stone mountain that could not be drawn well by a primary school student. Around the stone mountain were several flame-like things that had appeared before, and there were also words
'Flaming Mountain' three characters.
On top of the Flame Mountain, there was a man with disheveled hair standing.
When Wang Dachui saw this scene, his inner monologue sounded again: "Can the special effects be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all. And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row.
It’s not done by the same makeup artist, the style is completely different.”
At this time, the camera zoomed in, and the man appeared on Xiang Mingrui's phone again, but this time the man's makeup was obviously much more refined, and he also had a red flame painted on his forehead.
Just when Xiang Mingrui thought he would be more serious this time, the man standing at the Flame Mountain, holding up a toy mace, said to Wang Dachui: "Young man, you are finally here. The princess is locked up in the castle.
This~ang~~this, this, this, this~ang~~under this.”
"How many times have you recited the lines, but you still can't remember the lines?" Wang Dachui said in his inner monologue with a look of helplessness.
Seeing this, Xiang Mingrui laughed again. This was indeed something he didn't expect. The same joke appeared twice. This was also because he was drunk.
"You have to step over my corpse." Just when Xiang Mingrui was still laughing, the man standing on the Flame Mountain scratched his head with the web drama mace in his hand, as if he finally remembered the lines.
He said to Wang Dachui like this.
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