Entertainment: Start from the unexpected
39. Are you doing it or not?
As the eldest of the three, Brother Dao saw the photos of jade in the box and the newspaper that reported the value of jade.
This moment made the three of them want to steal the jade.
This is jade worth eight million. As soon as they get it, the three of them will immediately become rich.
At this point in the movie, the audience finally understood it, and the three story lines in the movie were finally connected.
This multi-line narrative shooting technique not only surprised the knowledgeable people in the industry, but also ordinary viewers found it very novel.
If Mo Wen knew that everyone was so interested, he would be very happy. This shows that his plan was implemented perfectly and everything was proceeding in the direction he set.
Everyone began to accept Mo Wen's novel movie.
When the time comes, when he shoots Xing Ye's nonsensical comedy movies, he won't be afraid that the audience won't be able to accept them.
As soon as the scene flashed, people from all three parties began to work hard for this jade worth eight million.
Especially when the audience heard Hei Pi's words, "The brand is Baleno," some of them cheered and said, "How much Baleno will give you, I will pay double from Hailan House."
"Double is nothing, we crowdfund and give Hongxing Erke ten times."
Then looking down, a wave of thieves, a big thief, and a group of amateur security guards all entered the Luohan Temple.
When Heipi saw the jade, he shouted again that he was going to smash the glass cover of the protector jade with a hammer, grab the jade and run away to see who could catch up with him.
In the end, Brother Dao stopped him, and repeatedly emphasized to Heipi: "Pay attention to your quality, your quality."
"You've done all kinds of deception and abduction, so what qualities do you have?"
"A thief actually cares about quality."
"What a wonder in the world."
"What do you know? This is called stealing."
"Weird idea."
"I won't support the wall, but I will obey you."
Seeing this, the audience started laughing and making complaints again.
Then the screen flashed, and Xie Xiaomeng appeared again on Dzogchen. His poor pick-up skills could not fool anyone, but made the audience laugh.
And these two groups, Bao Shihong and Brother Dao, actually live next door.
Bao Shihong asked Sanbao to nail the map to the wall, but Brother Dao's map was so shaken that it fell off.
"What kind of quality? What kind of knocking are you doing in the middle of the night?" This line with a special accent immediately made many viewers laugh.
The next day came, Brother Dao and the thief were still making preparations, and Xie Xiaomeng hooked up with the beauty from before.
In order to please this beauty, Xie Xiaomeng actually spent 200 yuan on a high imitation jadeite on the street.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to take photos of jadeite, I easily slipped out the real jadeite.
In the end, Xie Xiaomeng used the excuse of her birthday to get the beauty drunk, and even gave the jade to the beauty.
Seeing this, the audience in the cinema was shocked and sighed.
"Damn, this damn fat guy is so willing."
"You spend so much money just to hook up with a girl like this?"
Although she is always said to be a beauty, in fact, this so-called beauty just looks like that, just a little better than ordinary, but she has definitely not reached the level of a beauty.
Xie Xiaomeng's action immediately made the audience confused.
But the girls who went to watch the movie with their boyfriends stretched their hands to their boyfriends' waists.
"Look at people, even though they have no money, they are so willing to give up to the woman they like." The girls said to their boyfriends, and at the same time they began to spin their hands vigorously.
"Hiss~~~" Suddenly, painful inhaling sounds could be heard in all major movie theaters.
No matter which world we are in, all male compatriots are victims.
If Mo Wen knew that this scene would cause many male compatriots to be brutally murdered, he wouldn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Next, there were three parties, who caused a lot of chaos in Luohan Temple for a fake jade worth 200 yuan, but no one took advantage.
Just when Xiaojun and Heipi were drinking on the street because they failed to steal jade, Heipi saw Xie Xiaomeng taking the beautiful woman to check out a house.
As soon as the scene changed, Heipi and Xiaojun took Brother Dao into the hotel to catch the rapist.
Seeing this, everyone realized that this beautiful woman was actually Brother Dao's girlfriend.
"Now we have something good to watch." The audience thought in their hearts when they saw this.
The next plot made the movie theater laugh for a long time.
Mainly because Brother Dao's lines that followed were so funny that everyone couldn't stop laughing.
I saw Brother Dao and Heipi pressing Xie Xiaomeng's head into the toilet. Brother Dao asked excitedly: "Did you do it or not?"
"Nothing." Xie Xiaomeng quickly explained.
"I'm already on the bed, you said you didn't do it, you think I'm second to none," Brother Dao said angrily after beating Xie Xiaomeng hard several times.
"It's done, it's done." Xie Xiaomeng was frightened and said quickly after being beaten a few times by Brother Dao and then having his head pushed into the toilet by Heipi.
"You really did it, ah! You really did it." Xie Xiaomeng's words made Brother Dao stand up angrily and push Xie Xiaomeng's head into the toilet.
The audience's laughter had not stopped, but the picture on the big screen flashed, Brother Dao's girlfriend and Xiaojun were lying on the bed.
Just listen to Xiaojun saying to Brother Dao's girlfriend: "What do you like about him? Is he better than eldest brother? Is he better than me? How could you do that kind of thing? Are you worthy of eldest brother? Are you worthy of me?"
Seeing this, the audience was confused. What happened?
It's normal to feel sorry for brother Dao, but what the hell is Xiaojun sorry for?
At this time Brother Dao's girlfriend spoke.
"He and I are sorry for the big brother, so how can I be worthy of the big brother for you?" Brother Dao's girlfriend said.
"I'm sorry, brother. Aren't we all one family? You and I are trying to keep the money from outsiders and don't suffer losses, right? But no matter what you tell him, outsiders are getting an advantage." Xiaojun heard that Brother Dao's girlfriend
If so, quickly ask her to keep her voice down, and then whisper to Brother Dao’s girlfriend.
Seeing this, the audience in the cinema realized that Brother Dao's girlfriend had more than one cuckold for Brother Dao. She had been having an affair with Xiaojun even before she and Xie Xiaomeng opened a room together.
This kind of operation made the audience stunned for a while.
The screen flashed again and turned to Brother Dao. Brother Dao was holding a mobile phone in his hand and walking back and forth, not knowing who he was calling.
"My wife was slept with and no one cared about her."
"I'm not married, but we have real feelings."
"No one cares about getting married? Is there any royal law?"
"What kind of lawyer are you? Hey~hey~~~"
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