Entertainment: Start from the unexpected
40. Not only insulting my personality, but also insulting my IQ
It turned out that Brother Dao was on the phone with the lawyer, but the lawyer's answer seemed to make Brother Dao very dissatisfied. Brother Dao was so angry that he smashed his phone.
This scene once again made the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
Xie Xiaomeng was finally punished by Brother Dao again.
At this time, Xiaojun came out with the piece of jade and handed it to Brother Dao.
Seeing this piece of jade, he knelt down and said to Xie Xiaomeng: "What I hate most is deceiving women. You just used such a fake thing to fool my wife. You fooled my wife." As Brother Dao said, he slapped her.
Thanks to Xie Xiaomeng.
"It's true, this is true." Xie Xiaomeng was frightened by the beating and quickly said it was true.
"Is it true? You are saying it is true, you say it is true." Brother Dao said while hitting Xie Xiaomeng with his leather pick.
"It's true, you can take it." Xie Xiaomeng said quickly.
"Not only did you insult my personality, you also insulted my IQ." Brother Dao was so angry at Xie Xiaomeng's words that he beat Xie Xiaomeng again.
Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter.
"You insulted my personality, and you insulted my IQ. Hahaha..."
"Do you have an IQ?"
"What kind of personality do you have?"
The audience laughed at Brother Dao on the big screen.
"It's fake, it's fake." Xie Xiaomeng was afraid of being beaten. In order to avoid being beaten, she immediately changed her story.
Finally, Xie Xiaomeng was put into a suitcase by Brother Dao and three others and taken away.
Before leaving, Heipi also said to Brother Dao's girlfriend in the room: "Let me tell you, you have purely moral issues, and I won't even blame you."
The audience was studying how Xie Xiaomeng's big fat man was stuffed into the suitcase. Even if the suitcase was relatively large, it might be able to accommodate a thin man.
But it is a bit difficult to fit a big fat guy like Xie Xiaomeng.
The scene shifted to the bathhouse, where Brother Dao and the other three finally decided to use this so-called fake jade to replace the so-called real jade.
Next, Brother Dao and the other three went to exchange for emeralds, but in the end they were destroyed by the thief Mike.
The commotion caused by the crowd attracted Bao Shihong, but Bao Shihong finally discovered that the location of the jade was wrong, and he realized that the jade had been replaced by someone.
When he returned to the hotel, he found another note left by Sanbao, which contained what Sanbao said to him, saying that they were rich and asked Bao Shihong to wait for him to come back.
It turned out that when Sanbao climbed over the wall to open the door next door, he took away a bottle of Coke.
And that Coke was a fake prop made by Brother Dao and the other three to deceive people, and it contained information about a special prize of 50,000 yuan.
Sanbao thought he had won the prize, so he went to the capital to receive it.
But Bao Shihong thought that Sambo had stolen the jade and sold it for money.
This made Bao Shihong extremely anxious, and he couldn't find Sanbao anywhere, and he didn't dare to call the police for fear of ruining Sanbao's future life.
In the end, Bao Shihong, who had been unable to urinate, became even more angry and smoked until his voice became hoarse.
That night, Brother Dao and the other three decided to take action again. Heipi climbed into the sewer, while Xiaojun hid in the trash can. Brother Dao was outside to help.
But they didn't expect that the thief Mike would take action before them. It was just that he was tricked when he bought the rope, and it was not long enough.
Angry, Mike once again uttered the classic Cantonese curse: "You profiteer, I'll beat the crap out of you."
I don’t know why, but every time I hear these words, the audience laughs out loud.
It’s not like I’ve never heard of this curse word before, and I didn’t think much of it, but in this movie, it seems so funny.
The main thing is that the thief Mike has a cold look on his face. When he starts to curse people, he is particularly happy.
Just when Big Thief Mike was about to get the jade, Xiaojun appeared, snatched the fake jade from Big Thief Mike, and then put the real jade in the display cabinet.
Before Xiaojun left, he triggered the alarm, which scared the thief Mike and quickly climbed up the rope to the rafter.
Bao Shihong, who came after hearing the siren, saw that the jade he thought was a fake was lying intact in the display case. In fact, the jade in the display case was already real.
It's just that the thieves Mike and Brother Dao came again and again to steal jade, which made Bao Shihong so angry that he shouted: "Is this a public toilet? Come and leave whenever you want."
It's just that his hoarse voice has no deterrent effect at all, but instead has an inexplicable sense of joy.
It immediately made the audience in the cinema laugh.
The audience felt relieved at this time. The real jadeite returned to the display cabinet by chance, but Brother Dao and the others thought they had taken the real jadeite.
But when they found Feng Dong, played by Xu Lang, with the fake jadeite, they were told that it was fake.
This made Brother Dao very angry. Xiao Jun even said that maybe Director Feng wanted to lower the price, so he deliberately said it was a fake.
In the end, Brother Dao had to take it out on Xie Xiaomeng, and finally learned from Xie Xiaomeng that the piece of jade they thought was fake at first and put back in the display cabinet was actually real.
The piece of jade they had worked so hard to exchange for was fake, and this made Brother Dao even more angry and speechless.
Finally, he punched and kicked Xie Xiaomeng again.
After beating Xie Xiaomeng, Brother Dao decided to call Lao Xie and use Xie Xiaomeng as a threat, asking Lao Xie to bring jade in exchange for Xie Xiaomeng.
Unexpectedly, Lao Xie ignored them at all, thinking that Xie Xiaomeng was looking for someone to act in a show and wanted to defraud him of his money.
After all, when Xie Xiaomeng was caught by Lao Xie in the toilet, he was calling a friend to tell him that he wanted to defraud his father of money, so he said that he had been kidnapped.
Now Xie Xiaomeng was really kidnapped, but Lao Xie thought it was a fake. It was Xie Xiaomeng who was cooperating with others to act for him, trying to defraud him of Lao Xie's money.
Seeing this, the audience laughed out loud again.
"You regret it now."
"Is this the story of the boy who cried wolf?"
"Brother Dao is so unlucky to encounter such a thing."
"Who made Brother Dao not believe Xie Xiaomeng's words at first?"
"Are you a joke sent by the monkey?"
"Return the real jade you got and replace it with a fake jade. This brother is definitely an undercover agent sent by Bao Shihong."
Next, Xie Xiaomeng had no choice but to call Bao Shihong.
Brother Dao finally found an opportunity and asked Bao Shihong to bring the jade in exchange for Xie Xiaomeng.
Hearing what Brother Dao said, Bao Shihong agreed on the spot because he knew that the jadeite was fake.
The most important thing is that if Xie Xiaomeng is really kidnapped, then he can use the piece of jade he thinks is fake to exchange Xie Xiaomeng back, so that the loss of the real jade can be covered up.
At that time, he claimed that he had exchanged the real jade for Xie Xiaomeng. In this way, Lao Xie could not do anything to Bao Shihong.
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