Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

"What will happen if you lose control?" the woman sitting opposite the black noodle asked curiously.

"Then you'd better stay away from me, otherwise I'm afraid I'll fuck you. Hehehehe~~~" Hearing the woman's words, Black Noodle said with a lewd smile.

"Fuck me? I don't know how long I've been waiting." The woman sitting opposite Hei Niancai thought to herself with a shy look on her face when she heard Hei Niancai's words.

"Then if you lose control, will you poop or pee?" Ma Yusheng also asked with a curious look on his face.

"You know how to poop, you have a mouthful full of it." The black noodle seller was angry at the words of the fish seller, so he said to him with a straight face.

The audience in the cinema, after seeing this, basically understood everyone's character settings, but they all felt that this movie did not seem to be very good.

This is all nonsense, and there is no sense of humor in it.

That's it?

Comedy?

Those viewers who had watched Mo Wen before and never expected to see "Crazy Stone" felt that compared to the previous ones, Mo Wen's new movie did not have as many laughs, and they were a little disappointed.

At this time, the picture on the big screen turned to the street, and a voice came from it. It was Zuo Songxing's voice: "It's strange, it's already seven o'clock, why don't these Xiangjiang people get up to work?"

Zuo Songxing came to the door of an old-fashioned private house, and there was a boy at the door talking to the intercom at the door: "I worked overtime all night last night, how could I go back to find other boys?"

When the audience in the cinema saw this, they were all shocked.

"I didn't expect that in that era, people in Xiangjiang would be so open-minded."

"What do you know? Men and women are here to reproduce the next generation, and men are true love."

"Male on top of man."

"Welcome the man."

The cinema was full of joy, but Zuo Songxing took out a piece of paper on the big screen. The handwriting on it was wet with sweat or something. Some of the words were blurred and could not be read at all.

Come out and see what is written on it.

"Oops. The address is blurry. Is it the sixth or seventh floor?" Zuo Songxing muttered with a depressed look on his face.

The boy was still explaining to the person on the intercom, but Zuo Songxing came to the road with his luggage and said smartly: "Instead of barking at the next level, why don't you scream here."

Then, the audience in the cinema saw Zuo Songxing with his hands on his hips, looking up at the sky, bending his waist, and shouting loudly to the upstairs: "Uncle~~~!"

The long voice immediately caused a burst of laughter from the audience in the cinema, which they thought was so interesting.

Before Zuo Songxing could finish shouting, a pile of rubbish was thrown down from upstairs. Zuo Songxing was so frightened that he ran away immediately. Otherwise, looking at the size of the rubbish, if he was hit by it, he would become a vegetative state even if he died.

ah.

At this time, the picture on the big screen changed, and the man who greeted the man before was still talking to the intercom on the door: "Danny, you won't open the door until you want me to do what you want."

"I won't open the door unless you tell me you love me very much." Another man's voice came from the intercom.

"Okay, okay, I love you, I love you..." The man who approached the man had no choice but to compromise and said "I love you" into the intercom.

Maybe it was the arrival of Zuo Songxing that made the man who came to greet him feel a little embarrassed, so he immediately lowered his voice of saying "I love you".

And his behavior immediately aroused Zuo Songxing's curiosity. He walked next to him and stared at the man who came up to him.

Just as the man who was approaching him was about to speak, Zuo Songxing put his head over to eavesdrop. The man who was approaching him stopped, and Zuo Songxing stood up straight again.

When he was about to speak again, Zuo Songxing stretched his head over again to eavesdrop. After some tugging, the man who came up to him was forced to have no choice but to say "I love" several times in quick succession.

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As soon as the man who came forward to greet him finished speaking, the door opened immediately, and the man immediately ducked into the door and closed it.

Even Zuo Songxing kept telling him to wait a moment, but he ignored him.

Zuo Songxing had no choice but to say "selfish" to the door, then he had to walk to the intercom. He also imitated the man who came up to him, straightened his tie and hair, and looked serious.

Say I love you into the intercom.

At this time, an old lady walked to the door, took out the key and was about to open the door, but she was shocked when she heard Zuo Songxing saying "I love you" over there.

The frightened old lady hurriedly opened the door and walked in.

This time Zuo Songxing learned the lesson and immediately ran over to hold the open door. At the same time, he sighed: "Oh, Xiangjiang is really advanced."

After entering the gate, Zuo Songxing walked to the elevator, only to find that the old lady was hiding from him with a look of fear. Zuo Songxing just smiled and said nothing.

After the elevator arrived, the two entered the elevator. The old lady held the wooden sword in front of her and looked at Zuo Songxing with fear. Apparently Zuo Songxing's previous actions made the old lady think he was a pervert.

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Zuo Songxing saw that the atmosphere in the elevator was a bit awkward, so he wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere. Zuo Songxing approached the old lady and said to him: "Are you the leader of the Emei Sect?"

Zuo Songxing's move immediately frightened the old lady. She picked up the wooden sword in her hand and struck Zuo Songxing hard.

When the elevator reached the sixth floor, the old lady immediately ran out, shouting loudly: "A Song, open the door quickly, there is a pervert."

This scene made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter.

At the same time, the old lady's performance in the movie also won the favor of the audience.

In the following period of time, due to the popularity of Gambling Saint, this old lady also became very popular, received many commercial performances, and made a lot of money.

This is the charm of Xing Ye's movies, even if it is a supporting role, it is very brilliant. As long as you perform well, it is easy to become famous.

At this time, Zuo Songxing also walked out of the elevator. While touching his beaten head, he muttered: "Grandma, why did you hit me with a sword? Is it from the Kunlun sect? Oh, you said it wrong.

There’s no need to do this, you damn old woman.”

After saying that, Zuo Songxing came to the corridor, put down his luggage, and shouted loudly to the corridor: "Uncle~~~"

At this time, Zuo Songxing looked at the corridor with a smile on his face, and heard the sound of the door opening in his ears. He thought he could find his third uncle, but he didn't know that what greeted him was still a pile of garbage.

Zuo Songxing was so frightened that she quickly picked up her luggage and ran upstairs.

But when Zuo Songxing came to the corridor upstairs, he found that everyone was waiting for him.