Entertainment: Start from the unexpected

Zuo Songxing laughed loudly, raised his throat, and shouted the word '三'. Before he could say the word 'Uncle' behind him, a pile of rubbish was thrown at him. Zuo Songxing was so frightened that he ran away quickly.

Exit the building.

"Okay, I'll just sit here and wait. I don't believe you won't go out." Zuo Songxing put his luggage on the newsstand next to the gate, picked up the shoes that had come off because he had just run away in panic, and wiped them.

He said while putting on his shoes.

After putting on his shoes, Zuo Songxing muttered in his mouth again: "What if he really doesn't go out, then I won't be miserable?"

At this moment, Zuo Songxing saw a newspaper on the newsstand next to him, which read, "The tragedy of the Shen Tseng Massacre, seven corpses and eight fatalities, the masked murderer is on the loose," and he suddenly had an idea in his mind.

"Uncle Third, you can't escape." Zuo Songxing was thinking as he walked towards the police officer patrolling the road.

Zuo Songxing ran up to the official and asked, "Comrade, do you know about the Shenzhen Massacre?"

"How could I not know about such big news?" the female official said.

"I know who the murderer is. He lives in this building, but I don't know which room he lives in. I have his photo." Zuo Songxing said while pointing to the residential building behind him.

At the same time, Zuo Songxing also took out a photo of black noodle dishes and showed it to the female clerk.

When the audience in the cinema saw this, they smiled knowingly again.

"There's something about this Zuo Songxing."

"The little clever guy did a good job."

“Uncle’s strength is a pitfall.”

"This is a good way to find someone."

"Next time I can't find anyone, I'll use this method too."

"You can really punish me, but this method is easier to cuff."

"This is just like making a movie. If you dare to try this in the real world, I suggest you watch more videos of 'Outlaw Zhang San'."

While the audience in the cinema was talking in low voices, the scene on the big screen changed, and the black noodle guys were still playing mahjong. The black noodle was really killing everyone, and he was just about to touch himself at the age of thirteen. He was laughing.

That's called a Yingdang. He also said: "I have won more than a dozen games in a row. If I touch this one myself, I can't even afford to sell A Ping."

"If A Ping wants to sell it, sell it to me." Hearing Black Noodles' words, Li Gou Ma Yu Sheng said immediately.

Under the urging of several people, Heimancai saw that the '90,000' card in his hand was exactly the card he wanted to draw himself. Just when Heimancai stood up and was about to shout that he would draw it, a few of them knocked it away.

Black noodle dishes at their door.

As soon as a few businessmen came in, Hei Niancai was placed on the mahjong table, and Hei Niancai's good hand of cards was also scattered.

This move shocked several people, and they all asked what was wrong.

"This is the big butcher in Shenjing. He raped seven members of his family last night." Seeing everyone asking, a servant explained.

"So you are so cruel." After hearing what the police said, A Ping said with a look of disbelief.

"I'm not, it's really not me." Black Noodles quickly explained.

"We were playing mahjong last night. How could he have time to go out and rape a family of seven?" Ma Yusheng also stood up and testified at this time.

"Yeah, you got the wrong person." At this time, Hei Niancai broke away from the tolerants' hands and explained.

"What's wrong with the person? We have witnesses." The official immediately retorted.

"Who is the witness?" Hearing the official's words, Black Noodles immediately became angry and asked loudly.

"That's him." The official pointed toward the door.

Everyone looked back, who was it not Zuo Songxing?

"It's me, do you recognize me? I'm Ah Xing." At this time, Zuo Songxing also shouted outside the door with a smile on his face.

When Hei Miancai saw that it was his nephew Zuo Songxing, he was immediately furious and cursed loudly: "It's you, you big broom."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's me, Third Uncle~~" Zuo Songxing also walked into the room with a smile on his face, and at the end he called Third Uncle, and the word "Uncle" was also prolonged.

tone.

But when he heard Zuo Songxing's words about "third uncle", Black Face lost control. He started to fight while holding a tolerance, and kept shouting: "Gan Bada, Gan Bada."

Another servant wanted to go up and pull the black noodle away, but who knew that he was pushed to the wall by the black noodle who turned around again, and was "gan Bada" by the black noodle.

Just when everyone was in a mess, Zuo Songxing came out and explained: "It's okay, don't be nervous, he will be fine after a while."

Soon, Heimancai calmed down and asked everyone with a confused look: "What did I do?"

"Look, I said it's okay." At this time, Zuo Songxing saw that the black noodle dish was okay, so he came out and said.

"You just held that tolerance and suddenly said 'Gan Bada', Third Uncle." At this time, Zuo Songxing continued.

This sentence of "Uncle San" made the black noodle dish go out of control again, and he had another meal of "Gan Bada" with a tolerance.

The businessman who was hugged by Hei Niancai shouted for help. The other businessmen wanted to help, but were stopped by Zuo Songxing, who also said: "My third uncle is not a pervert, is he? Third uncle, three

Uncle Sanshu."

Black Noodles was stimulated even more crazily by these three consecutive calls.

"He really has out-of-control disorder." A Ping said with a surprised look on her face when she saw this scene.

"Then my chance has come, isn't it? It's finally my turn." Seeing this situation, the woman who likes black noodle dishes thought to herself shyly.

With that said, the woman walked up to Heimiancai, pulled open her collar, and made an expression like "Come on me, I won't resist."

Unfortunately, her wish came to nothing. Black Miancai had already woken up when she came to him. He looked at the woman in front of him and asked her in confusion: "What are you doing?"

What? You think you are a boba."

"I'm sorry, I was impulsive. I'm sorry, I was impulsive." Faced with such a situation, the woman looked embarrassed.

After saying sorry to everyone, the woman ran out of the room. This move made everyone laugh. A Ping laughed and said: "Flower mushrooms."

Only then did everyone know that this woman’s name was Hua Gu.

This dramatic scene immediately made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter, and they began to slowly accept this nonsensical comedy style.

When the scene changed, Hei Miancai and Zuo Songxing were sitting in the room, and Hei Miancai was scolding Zuo Songxing.

"Look at you, you don't look like a human, you don't look like a ghost, even your hair looks fake." Black Noodle scolded angrily.

What the audience didn't expect was that Zuo Songxing reached out and grabbed his head and actually took out a wig.

Especially Zuo Songxing said innocently: "I thought it was popular in Hong Kong."

This scene made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter again.