Entertainment: Start from the unexpected
82. I will promise you with my body
As the laughs came out one by one, those Mo Wen fans finally regained their previous feelings.
They all thought in their hearts: "This is Mo Wen's style."
After that, the black noodle on the big screen scolded Zuo Songxing again, until the black noodle wanted to smoke, but couldn't find a lighter. Zuo Songxing used his special clairvoyance to tell him the sticker on the table.
There is a lighter in the box.
Then Zuo Songxing used clairvoyance to see that the little girl Xiaolan outside was about to fall, and reminded her loudly. Everyone rushed out and found that Xiaolan had indeed fallen on the balcony.
This scene shocked Heimancai, and asked Zuo Songxing with a look of disbelief on his face: "You can see it even through the wall."
"I can see it if I want to," Zuo Songxing said, wiping his sweat with a handkerchief.
"What color are my underwear?" Hei Miancai still found it a bit unbelievable, so he continued to ask.
"You're not wearing any." Zuo Songxing lowered his head and looked at the crotch of the black noodle dish, and then said.
Zuo Songxing was so frightened by Zuo Songxing's words that he quickly covered his crotch with his hands and dropped the cigarette from his mouth.
Then, Hei Niancai came to the mahjong table again, piled up some tiles and asked Zuo Songxing: "What tiles do I have in my hand?"
"Mahjong tiles." Zuo Songxing said.
"What mahjong tiles?" Black Noodle continued to ask.
"The mahjong tiles are made of plastic." Zuo Songxing said innocently.
"What mahjong tiles am I covering?" Black Noodle asked again seriously.
At this time, the audience saw Zuo Songxing shaking his head, his eyes shining, staring at the mahjong on the table seriously, and then said: "Four fortune cards in the middle, four cards on the left, four whiteboards on the right, that's all
Already."
Hearing Zuo Songxing's words, Heimiancai slowly lifted up the mahjong in his hand with a serious look on his face. Sure enough, it was exactly what Zuo Songxing said.
"Oh my god, you are so amazing." Black Noodle said with a surprised look on his face.
At this time, the audience in the cinema realized that Zuo Songxing actually had clairvoyant eyes. In addition, at the beginning of the previous movie, Zuo Songxing got a can of soda by pressing the vending machine with both hands.
It turns out that the male protagonist Zuo Songxing actually has super powers.
Afterwards, on the big screen, Black Noodles took Zuo Songxing to the street outside.
Hei Miancai told Zuo Songxing that in Xiangjiang, there is gold everywhere, and as long as you have money, this is paradise.
They also beguiled Zuo Songxing and said that as long as Zuo Songxing could apply his special powers to gambling, the two of them could make a lot of money.
And when Hei Miancai and Zuo Songxing met a man and a woman, and the woman said she was getting married, Hei Miancai encouraged them and said congratulations, and asked Zuo Songxing to congratulate them too.
Who would have thought that Zuo Songxing said, "I will handle the wedding between you two."
This sentence made the three of them very embarrassed. Zuo Songxing saw that something was wrong, and then said: "When you two get married, I will definitely come to the bridal chamber."
This made everyone even more embarrassed, and Hei Miancai had no choice but to pull Zuo Songxing and leave quickly.
The audience in the cinema was immediately amused and burst into laughter.
Then the black noodle dish taught Zuo Songxing how to play various gambling equipment, which made Zuo Songxing familiar with the rules.
Then Black Noodles took Zuo Songxing to the casino and killed everyone in the casino.
It's just that Black Noodle is quite arrogant and likes to do things that harm others and not benefit himself. In the end, he was punched by a group of gamblers and his eyes were blackened.
After leaving the casino, Black Noodles was intercepted by a group of gamblers. Black Noodles originally wanted to pretend to be a hero, but he was beaten to a pulp by those gamblers.
In the end, it was Zuo Songxing who took action and defeated those gamblers.
At this time, the black noodle dish saw that Zuo Songxing had beaten everyone, and ran out to show off, saying that Zuo Songxing was still young, what should he do if his head was broken? In the future, he would run away first when encountering such a thing. What should I do?
His uncle will solve it.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Zuo Songxing turned around and ran away.
It turned out that a large group of people came running behind them, with weapons in their hands, and came towards the two of them.
The audience in the cinema were shocked by Zuo Songxing's good skills and laughed out loud at Zuo Songxing's operation.
As soon as the scene on the big screen changed, Zuo Songxing ran onto the road and was almost hit by a bright red convertible sports car.
When Zuo Songxing got out of the way, the convertible immediately continued to drive forward.
Seeing this situation, Zuo Songxing jumped onto the convertible sports car.
After sitting in the back seat of the convertible, Zuo Songxing discovered that the driver was a woman.
So, Zuo Songxing said: "I'm sorry, lesbian, please make it easier. I will be grateful in the future."
Hearing Zuo Songxing's words, the woman driving the car finally turned around, showed a charming smile, and then said: "Then be careful and sit still."
At this time, the audience in the cinema discovered that the woman driving the car was actually played by Yang Dami.
The movie was nearly 20 minutes old when Yang Dami, who had been promoted as the heroine, appeared.
If it weren't for the dense laughter in the front, which made the audience forget about this incident, those bees who came specially to support Yang Dami would have started making a fuss long ago.
Now that they saw Yang Dami finally appeared, and she was still so beautiful, they relaxed and concentrated on watching the movie.
On the big screen in the cinema, Zuo Songxing also saw the outrageously beautiful Yang Dami, and he was immediately attracted to her. He muttered: "Thank you, I will definitely take care of her in the future."
Promise."
When the audience in the cinema saw this, they immediately started talking in low voices.
"Then there's no such thing as love at first sight. It's just lust."
"You said I would pledge myself to you, so I pledged myself to you."
"Go away and let me come."
"Damimi is mine, no one wants to steal it from me."
"Draw the sword."
"You're such a bear, and you want to get your hands on our goddess Damimi?"
However, the audience's comments did not interrupt the movie. Soon, Yang Dami's car stopped.
Zuo Songxing asked Yang Dami what was wrong, and Yang Dami said she was out of gas.
Then, several cars stopped in front of Zuo Songxing and Yang Dami.
Zuo Songxing asked Yang Dami what was going on and why so many people were chasing her.
Yang Dami replied calmly: "I became their boss."
Zuo Songxing was also stunned by this answer.
Those who were chasing Yang Dami didn't care that there were so many people, they just started to curse after getting out of the car.
Seeing that there were so many people on the other side, Zuo Songxing felt that it was difficult to handle, so he stepped forward and clasped his fists and said: "Brother, we all come from all over the world. Maybe we were a family five hundred years ago. We don't have to do this just to die for my eldest brother."
Small things are like killing each other. In fact, I know very well how you feel when your eldest brother died today, because when I was three years old, I also had an eldest brother. Not only that, when I was four years old, I also lost my little brother.
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