Entertainment: the correct way to open the flat

Chapter 62: Dabao is a small fortune fan! The whole network kneels and shouts Teacher Lin [3/10 kneeling for subscription].

Yang Mi, Reba was generous, pointing to the suitcase.

“No problem, check it, there is absolutely no contraband.”

Zhang Hangxian just wanted to open the box, but Lin Yu quickly stopped him.

“Director, whether there are private items in the suitcase or not, they are our private things.”

“Is being exposed to the live broadcast room considered a leak of privacy?”

“In this way, if there are contraband, the program team will confiscate them all. If not, you will pay us 500 yuan for mental damages. Zhang Hangyi froze on the spot. ”

It was the first time he saw a new guest, and he came up to work against the director. No way!

Who let his girlfriend get a cow batch?

Zhang Hangxian thought for a few seconds and nodded cheerfully in agreement. Several large boxes, stuffed.

He didn’t believe that there was no food.

Zhang Hangxian inspected box after box.

Only to find the first three suitcases, in addition to a large pile of daily necessities, cosmetics and baby products. There really is nothing to eat.

Originally, Yang Mi planned to bring some chili sauce and beef sauce and the like. Since the box is too heavy.

In order to reduce the burden, I gave up. For now, it’s the right thing to give up.

The last suitcase was Lin Yu’s. Zhang Hangyi only found a few clothes.

However, he pressed it with his hand and found that there was another layer under the box.

“What’s in this? Can I take a look? ”

Zhang Hangyi asked.

Lin Yu looked calm: “I can see, it’s me and my girlfriends who use it at night.” ”

Hearing this, Zhang Hangxi’s hand instantly froze.

Night with girlfriends?

Can this be seen in the live broadcast room?

He seriously suspected that Lin Yu was fooling himself, and there might be another mystery in it. But he did not dare to open it rashly.

In case there are really stockings, TT, small leather whips or something, then don’t you laugh generously? Zhang Hangxian decided to drag the luggage back to the house and open the mezzanine.

Lin Yu bent down and squatted, and said indifferently while opening the mezzanine: “It’s just that I and my wife use things at night, and I can appear on camera.” ”

107 Lin Yu deliberately sold a pass.

In a very slow motion, pull the zipper little by little. At this time.

The number of people in all the live broadcast rooms combined exceeds 4 million. Lin Yu’s family, especially Lin Yu’s appearance.

Completely unlocked the traffic password. Zhang Hangyi didn’t dare to look at it.

Although “yearning” is broadcast live on Mango TV’s own APP. Don’t worry about being forced off the air by the authorities.

But there are things that shouldn’t have happened, and there is still no way to explain it to the public. In the midst of everyone’s curiosity and apprehension.

Lin Yu took out two books.

[Bedtime Stories] and [Literate Baby]. Everyone shook their heads in disappointment and sighed.

They were both afraid and hoped that Lin Yu would take out something private. I didn’t expect it to be two books?

Zhang Hang scratched his head: “This is what you said, what you use with your wives at night?” ”

Lin Yu pretended to be innocent: “Yes, before I go to bed with Mimi and Reba, I like to teach the babies to recognize a few words, and then tell bedtime stories to coax them to sleep.” ”

“Isn’t this something we have to use at night?”

Am I…

Zhang Hangyan couldn’t wait to pull out his 40-meter-long machete and cut an apple for Lin Yu. He was scared for a long time.

As a result, two whole books came out? Be an individual!

Looking at Zhang Hang’s gray face, Lin Yu asked rhetorically.

“Director, what do you think I’ll come up with?”

Zhang Hang was numb.

Knowing is not enough, do you have to ask so clearly?

Fortunately, his brain turned quickly: “I thought it was [Three Hundred Tang Poems]!” ”

Hahaha!

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone is an adult.

Don’t say Zhao Xiaobone, Master Liu and Da Tiantian. Even Sister Zifeng knew the deep meaning in her words.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed even more.

“Well, you are Lin Yu, worthy of being an old driver. Drag racing the first time you participated in a variety show? ”

“If I had a girlfriend like Yang Mi and Reba, I wouldn’t be able to get down on the highway every day.”

“It’s worthy of you, Teacher Lin! If you can’t beat it, join. Anyway, my girlfriend was snatched away by Mr. Lin, and it was useless to beep again. Why not join him and learn the skills of puffing girls with him. ”

“Who told you that if you have many girlfriends and beautiful girlfriends, you are a master of puffing girls?”

“I seriously doubt that Lin Yu is a straight man. The reason why he can get Yang Mi, Reba, is not because he is handsome! ”

“What do you say in the movie? The secret of puffing girls is one word: handsome! ”

“It’s okay to be ugly, it’s okay to have money. If you look ugly and have no money, then die. ”

“I suddenly like Lin Yu a little.”

“It’s Teacher Lin! In the future, Teacher Lin will be our single sister-flirting mentor. ”

……

Lin Yu rubbed his fingers and gestured to take the money. Zhang Hang is willing to gamble and lose.

Very painfully, he took out five large red bills and gave them to He Yu.

Huang Lei’s eyes were full of appreciation: “Lin Yu is too powerful!” It took less than ten minutes to come to the mushroom house, and he pit the director for 500 yuan. ”

“Do you know how hard it is to get some money out of the director after so many seasons?”

At this time, Tuan Tuan suddenly lost his temper and stared at Zhang Hangxian with a pout. Eyes full of resentment.

“Stinky Uncle, you moved my book, don’t move!”

The appearance of the tuan tuan milk fierce milk.

All the guests and staff laughed. It’s okay to offend anyone.

Offended the little princess, Zhang Hangxian was a little overwhelmed.

“You can’t call me uncle, call me uncle, I’m more than ten years older than your father!”

“Uncle moved your book and apologized to you. Lin Yu had a whim and stabbed him again. ”

“Apologies are useful, why should the police do it? You can’t lose another $100? ”

Zhang Hang’s eyes widened.

Your ancestors were good men in the green forest, right? It’s more ruthless than robbery! Huang Lei added a fire.

“That’s it, director, you’re such a big person, bullying a little girl over three years old, okay? Lose money fast. ”

Lin Yu was clearly slaughtering himself.

But Zhang Hangxi can see from the deputy director’s gestures and expressions that the program is indeed good. I could only happily pay another 100 yuan.

“Give me, give me…”

Tuan Tuan opened his little hands to ask for money, a posture of a small wealth fan. Zhang Hangxian could only obediently stuff the money into her white and tender palm.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief. Finally coaxed my aunt.

Just remembered.

Another small white and tender hand was placed in front of Zhang Hangxi. Erbao Qiuqiu also came to ask for money.

“Give me one!”

Zhang Hang had the heart to die.

Spend a lot of money to invite your family to record the show. I just arrived at the mushroom house, and I haven’t done anything yet.

The whole family takes turns directing first? Isn’t he a pure big grudge?

“Qiuqiu, I don’t have it…”

Zhang Hang said sparsely. The ball man didn’t say much, reached into his pocket and took it out.

Zhang Hangxian quickly dodged, took out a hundred yuan bill from his pocket, and handed it to her. There is also a wad of money in the pocket.

I really want to get the ball all out. But it’s not just a matter of one. Zhang Hang covered his face and was about to cry.

Just because his brain was hot and he wanted to check the suitcase. Lost 700 yuan alive!

The heart is dripping blood.

When he returned to the director’s position to check the data, he almost dropped his jaw. Just this little farce.

This increased the number of online people in the live broadcast room by more than 1 million.

Gifts flew all over the place.

Follow this trend.

The income from gifts alone is no less than 10 million a day.

Not to mention all kinds of advertising revenue and peripheral revenue. In the future, it will be edited and broadcast on Mango TV.

It’s money wherever it is. It’s time to prepare the sack.

“Absolutely! Lin Yu’s family is simply a traffic machine. It hasn’t officially started yet, and the data is about to reach the peak of the previous installments of the season. ”

“Will it exceed 10 million online people?”

Zhang Hangxi was so excited that he almost laughed.

Compare to this.

The 700 yuan just now is not even a hair. The next step is to arrange the room.

This issue has a relatively large number of guests.

There are five big and two young, and seven people in Lin Yu’s family alone. Together with Da Tiantian and Xu Zheng, it is nine people. There are also five permanent guests at the Mushroom House.

Fourteen people. Too much!

The Mushroom House is a small two-story building. The upstairs bed sleeps two people.

Through the window, you can see the sea outside. Also known as the “Sea View Room”

The first floor can sleep about eight or nine people. Still not enough.

He Yu pointed outside.

“There are two tree houses that can sleep about three people, and you come with me to see who wants to pound there.”

He came to the treehouse with a large group of people.

Tuan Tuan and Qiu Qiu like to climb stairs the most. Especially this spiral staircase.

“I’ll climb first.”

Tuan Tuan took a step and ran directly up the stairs and straight to the door of the tree house. Lin Yu protected behind him.

“There’s a slide, Dad, I want to slide.”

Tuan Tuan sits at the entrance of the slide with his legs pressed down. The body slid down the slide.

She quickly ran up again, and wanted to skate. Lin Yu forcibly carried her into the house.

Of the two tree houses, one is for sleeping and the other is for resting. The lounge is filled with various tapes, as well as a tea table.

Listen to music and drink tea while looking out at the sea in the distance. It’s so pleasant!

More space in the sleeping room next door. Air conditioning and wifi.

There is only one disadvantage to sleeping here, it is inconvenient to go to the toilet. Xu Zheng has a high emotional intelligence and is the first to express his position.

“Such a nice place, definitely ladies first.”

Zhao Xiaobone said excitedly: “It’s really good here, or will I sleep here with Master for one night?” ”

“The words of three people… Add another one? ”

Da Tian Tian raised his hand: “Add me.” ”

Zhao Xiaobone and Master Liu had several encounters with Da Tiantian. WeChat and phone were also added to each other.

Not a good friend, it’s still okay to sleep together. Lin Yu followed closely and raised his hand.

“Is there such a possibility… Me and Mimi, Reba, sleep here with our daughters? ”

The air freezes instantly.

Everyone misunderstood Lin Yu’s intentions.

They felt that Lin Yu was suspected of trying the tree earthquake.

Lin Yu quickly explained: “I don’t mean anything else, I just like tree houses.” ”

“I sleep here, my daughter must be by my side, and Mimi must also take care of my daughter with me.”

“We can squeeze it as a family.”

Zhao Xiaobone clenched his fists.

“Lin Yu, don’t you even know that ladies are preferred?”

Da Tian knocked over the vinegar jar.

Grab your own treehouse without saying.

I also slept with my wife and daughter!

Do shrimp still need pig hearts?

Da Tian snorted: “I don’t agree, I want to sleep, there is no gentlemanly demeanor at all.” ”

Lin Yu stunned.

“We must pay attention to the equality of men and women, and say that ladies are preferred, which is the right?”

Zhao Xiaobone, Master Liu and Da Tiantian did not agree, and Lin Yu could only give it to them. He Yu greeted.

“Let’s go, let’s go back to the mushroom house and rest for a while.” Drink tea, chat, eat a few candy pieces, and get ready to go. ”