Entertainment: the correct way to open the flat

Chapter 63: Teacher Lin Taught Me to Eat Soft Rice! The violent Daibao Erbao [4/10 kneeling for subscription].

The tree house was robbed.

Lin Yu’s family can only live in the sea view room on the second floor.

This time, the director team was generous and decided to add two beds. It can accommodate a family of five.

Lin Yu stood in the sea view room, looking at the blue sea in the distance through the small window. The sun shines golden.

The howling sea breeze is blowing.

Fishing boats are sailing on the sea. A beautiful picture!

This place is too suitable for tourism, and it is too in line with Lin Yu’s lying down mentality.

Yang Mi stretched her waist and said in a small milk voice: “It’s so beautiful!” If you can take your husband and children to live by the beach for a period of time, your body and spirit should be much better. ”

Reba interjected: “That’s not it! The pace of life in big cities is too fast, and no one can stand it. ”

“This place is really suitable for leisure and retirement.”

Tuan Tuan was a little impatient, pointing to the sea.

“Dad, isn’t that the sea? Take me for a swim. ”

Lin Yu pinched her fat face.

“You’re too young, grow up a little more, and Dad will take you to swim at the beach, okay?”

Tuan Tuan pouted the corners of his mouth uncontrollably: “Is it okay to pick up shells then?” ”

“Of course, Dad will take you to pick it up later.”

“Yay!”

Tuan Tuan kissed Lin Yu excitedly. Qiu Qiu waved his fist.

“Dad, I’m going to catch crabs.”

Erbao’s fighting spirit is high, and he is quite red-faced.

Lin Yu said with a smile: “Crabs will bite, aren’t you afraid that it will bite you?” ”

“It bites me, I’ll step on it!”

He Yi laughed: “Is it so violent? ”

Xu Zheng looked around the environment of the sea-view room and stepped on the accelerator wildly.

“The house is really comfortable and I can sleep listening to the sound of the waves. But the environment is too comfortable, which is not a good thing…”

“Our bed is right underneath, right? I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep at night…”

Invisibly, Xu Zheng raced a wave of cars. The meaning is obvious.

He was afraid that Lin Yu and his girlfriends would shake too loudly and make him unable to sleep.

Lin Yu pretended to be stupid: “Brother Zheng, I’m still young, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” ”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

“Hahaha! Since Lin Yu’s family came to this show, why is the frequency of driving so high? ”

“Don’t drive… Don’t… Don’t stop! ”

“Teacher Lin, what are you pretending to be stupid? Robbed my goddess, I will not cut you with a knife, but ask you to be gentle with them. ”

“Promise me, the mouth is only for talking, okay.”

“Haha, I like two milk balls so much. I am three months pregnant and also twins, hoping to give birth to a lovely pair of daughters too. ”

“If you have a son, do you have to throw it away on the spot?”

……

Arrange your room and put your luggage away. The group came to the courtyard of the mushroom house.

In the courtyard was a large table with a dozen chairs. Used for eating and chatting.

Exposure to the sun or rain.

You can set up a simple tent to protect yourself from the sun and rain. The sun is quite big today.

He Yu and Peng Peng set up tents.

“Everyone sit first, I’ll go get you iced coffee and iced milk.”

Lin Yu spoke: “Teacher He, make me a pot of tea?” ”

“Okay, no problem.”

He Yu brought cold drinks and tea to the table. Peng Peng and Sister Zifeng brought a few plates.

The plate was filled with peanuts and melon seeds, and some sugar was taken and sprinkled on top.

Lin Yu hadn’t drunk the tea yet, just sniffed lightly, and said, “Authentic sea blue bitter tea, it smells good.” ”

He Yu was surprised: “It’s so powerful, you can know what kind of tea it is when you smell it?” Master! ”

Lin Yu was modest: “What kind of master, drinking more tea will naturally have the ability to distinguish.” ”

“Bring me a drink too!”

Xu Zheng asked Lin Yu to pour a cup of tea. He leaned back in his chair.

While drinking tea, the sea breeze blows leisurely. Quite a retired boss.

“This place is really good, I have lived for a long time, and I don’t even want to go back to the big city.”

“When I work for another twenty years, I will definitely find a place like this to retire.”

Lin Yu teased.

“Brother Zheng will retire at the age of 50?”

Xu Zheng pointed at him: “You boy, praise me for being young, right?” The horse fart is not the place, I know my age. ”

Lin Yu looked sincere: “I really think that Brother Zheng is only 30 years old, and many 30-year-old programmers are similar to you.” ”

Xu Zheng touched his round head: “Hey, my violent temper!” ”

He Yi ate a piece of sugar, and the wall crack recommended.

“This sugar is really sweet. I don’t know if it’s because of the sugar itself, or because of the dog food bonus? ”

Anyway, I haven’t eaten such a sweet sugar yellow Lei frowned: “Is it really sweet?” Then I can only eat a piece to express my blessings to Lin Yu and honey honey, Reba. ”

“My blood sugar is not low and I can’t eat too much.”

When people reach middle age, their physical functions decline, and various diseases will come. Unless you are extremely self-disciplined, exercise every day and stay in good shape. In order to reduce the incidence of disease to a certain extent.

But Huang Lei’s figure… Not to mention that there must be three highs.

But it’s definitely not low.

“Do buy sweet and sweet, candy is sweet, congratulations!”

Huang Lei clenched his fists. Everyone thinks sugar is sweet.

Only the exception is Big Sweet, which has “sweet” in its name. The candy came to her mouth.

How bitter! Bitterer than bitter guts.

Yang Mi spoke: “I think the rhythm of life here is too suitable for Lin Yu.” ”

“He is lying flat now, and others are looking for him to film, but he doesn’t answer. Most variety shows, he also does not participate. A whole bunch of ads were also pushed. ”

“If you really want to go next, there is no pressure to earn two small goals.”

“But he was too Buddhist to do anything, so he came to the mushroom house.”

“There are two reasons, one is to accompany us and our daughters on a trip. Second, the pace of life in this place is slow and suitable for lying flat. ”

He was stunned.

“Aren’t it only young people who have a stressful life and can’t see any hope in sight, who choose to lie flat?”

“What are you lying flat as a winner in your life?”

Lin Yu explained while snorting melon seeds.

“It depends on how to understand lying flat. What I mean by lying flat is to stop working hard under the premise of having no worries about food and clothing. ”

“Spend most of your time enjoying life and taking care of your family.”

Huang Lei interjected.

“It is really important to enjoy life and take care of your family, but you always have to have a career, right? People can’t be too idle. ”

Lin Yu nodded: “I have thought about this problem, I have time to film and engage in variety shows, but it will not be too frequent.” ”

For a time, He Yu, Huang Lei, Xu Zheng and others all worshipped Lin Yu a little.

Although Lin Yu has been popular all over the Internet in recent months. But he was an eighteenth-tier actor before. Hard work for years.

It is estimated that it is not as good as any star present to earn more by recording an episode of a variety show. Lin Yu did not take advantage of his hot opportunity to pinch the money.

It’s really not easy.

Lin Yu added: “An important reason why I dare to lie flat is because my girlfriend is too rich. The soft rice is so fragrant! ”

Reba hummed: “You’re not afraid of breaking up?” Without a marriage certificate, you can’t even get our property after breaking up, there really is nothing. ”

“Aren’t you afraid?”

People are also curious about this.

Lin Yu does not engage in his own business, he just wants to eat soft rice. In case the soft rice is gone.

Isn’t it just a matter of drinking the northwest wind?

Lin Yu smiled and shook his head: “What are you afraid of?” Without Yang Mi, Reba, and Zhang Mi, Leng Ba! ”

“If there is a lot of soft rice, it depends on whether you have the ability to eat it in your mouth.”

“Hahaha! It is worthy of you, Teacher Lin. ”

“Teacher Lin will teach me soft rice soon, and I don’t want to work hard.”

“Teacher Lin taught me, how can I get a rich woman? The premise is that the rich woman must be young and beautiful. ”

“Mr. Lin is so funny, I like this product more and more.”

“Change to someone else robbing my goddess, I really want to send blades, except for Mr. Lin.”

……。

……

At this time, Zhang Yixing took a big guitar and began to play around.

“I’ll sing a little bit for everyone, right?”

Huang Lei teased: “Everyone may not know the dream of one star, right? He wants to lead Chinese music to the world. ”

Hearing this, Lin Yu almost didn’t choke to death by the tea.

He immediately poured cold water on it.

“If I’m not mistaken, at least half of OneStar’s songs are in English, right?”

Now the small fresh meat is becoming more and more perfunctory.

In the past, it was a whole bunch of songs with rotten lyrics and ugly songs. But in recent years, the ability of small fresh meat to rot money has become more and more evolving.

Start the English song route directly.

Engage in a lot of English songs that both Chinese and foreigners cannot understand. Fiercely smack the wool of fans.

The most typical is the mackerel.

An English song that won the Chinese Golden Melody Award. Zhang Yixing is not yet capable of Kunun!

I want to lead the Chinese music scene to the world. You’re writing Chinese songs! Zhang Yixing was stunned speechless.

“I’ve written a lot of Chinese songs lately…”

Yang Mi did not forget to take the opportunity to tout a wave of her own husband.

“You don’t know how powerful Lin Yu is. He wrote a lot of songs in private, very, very good, and sang a few to me. ”

“I’m not a professional musician, but I’m sure that with Lin Yu’s singing skills and the quality of these songs, every capital can become popular.”

Poof!

Zhang Yixing felt that he had been stabbed twice.

He Yu was surprised: “Lin Yu can still write songs and sing?” Almighty! Come to a song? ”

Lin Yu waved his hand and said, “Let’s talk about it at night, it’s a little silly to sing now.” ”

Boom!

Just as everyone was laughing, a muffled sound came.

I saw Tuan Tuan holding a small wooden stick and knocking it Little H. The younger sister drew a scoop according to the gourd, and a stick smashed on Xiao 0.

Tuan Tuan said in a milky voice: “Dad, the dog bites people, hit it.” ”

Ball: “Hit the dog, hit the dog!” ”

Lin Yu quickly took them away.

“Put away your dog beating stick, little H little 0 doesn’t bite.”

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