Era of Breakdown

Federal Institute of Astronomy.

"Dean, look! That battleship has been parked near the Federal Space Station. You should believe what I say this time, right?"

Smith accompanied an old man with gray hair and beard and said excitedly: "This matter must be reported immediately!"

"Don't worry," the old dean observed carefully: "Maybe that battleship was built by our people?"

"How is that possible!" Smith denied: "Dean, this is not your era. Everyone is studying submarines. How can anyone study money-losing products such as spaceships? Since the discovery of this battleship, the recorder has been recording , when the space station exploded for the second time just now, a layer of white light rose from the surface of the battleship, which was obviously an energy weapon such as an energy shield! When did our federation have such advanced technology?!"

"Is there a record?" The old dean quickly looked through it. The second violent explosion of the space station did not damage the battleship at all, and it did not even move its position.

"Alas~" the old dean suddenly sighed, "This matter is not urgent. Even we can find this battleship. The ground observation station should have discovered it long ago."

"How can that work!" Smith retorted: "In the field of astronomy and aerospace, no one is more professional than our Federal Astronomical College. Maybe we can rely on this opportunity to rise further!"

When the old dean saw Smith's resolute and serious eyes, he couldn't help but feel shaken. In his youth, he had experienced the Federation's fanatical phase of space exploration, and if he wanted to restore his past glory, this time would not be a good opportunity.

He also believes that the future of mankind lies in the stars and the sea, not in deep-sea diving, nor in the pursuit of entertainment.

The old dean shuddered when he thought of the video of "eating a peach" that he saw this morning. Young people in the future will be like this. Humans take jujube pills!

Federal Defense Academy.

"What?" A man with a hooked nose with the rank of lieutenant general couldn't help but glance at the time and said helplessly: "Teacher, I never thought you would make an April Fool's Day joke. How could a warship crash into our space station?"

"It's not a joke! I have real-time monitoring video to send to you!"

The voice of the old dean came from the other end of the phone, and a video file was quickly sent.

The Federation space station in the video exploded silently, and a thin energy shield was raised on the streamlined battleship without any interference.

"Contact the ground observation station!" the lieutenant general said: "I need precise information about the Federal Space Station!"

"Dip - this is the 037 ground observation station, please tell me."

"This is the Federal Defense Academy. I am Lieutenant General Soth. I will report on all the conditions of the space station, including but not limited to observation videos."

"Yes! Sir!" There was some confusion on the other end of the communication, as if the video was being quickly mobilized. Since the aviation industry was almost abandoned, the ground observation station is one of the most leisurely duties. This is the first time in many years that the communication from the National Defense Academy has been connected. .

The station attendant realized this was no April Fool's joke.

"Sir! The Federal Space Station claimed to have witnessed an alien warship half an hour ago and crashed the space station. They will escape in a rescue capsule and need our cooperation."

"Where are they? Can I contact them?"

"...Sorry sir, we can't contact him here. The monitoring video has been sent, please check it carefully."

The station staff watched the video of the space station being smashed into pieces by a huge warship, and they were not in a good mood.

‘Didn’t you say this was an April Fool’s joke? Why fast forward to the alien invasion of Talaiya?! ’

"Monitor closely and report any movement from the other party immediately. No private contact is allowed."

"Yes, sir!"

When the National Defense Academy confirmed that an alien warship was staying in the sky above their own planet, the entire Federal Parliament exploded!

The meeting lasted for two hours. At the same time, more and more civilian observation stations observed the explosion of the Federation space station and the battleships near the wreckage of the space station. Various video messages were transmitted to the Internet.

"Guigui, the video is so lifelike. Is there a promotional video for a movie leaked? It's still under the banner of aliens. Please send the propaganda to the elementary school again."

"Isn't that an old-fashioned Federation space station?"

"The guy above can recognize it just by looking at the ruins. How awesome!"

"Today is April Fool's Day. Didn't the Aviation Academy always do this trick in the past few years? One year they even held a press conference! This year I will be fooled again, and I will stuff my head into the Scion next door. In uncle’s ass!”

"Bullshit, bullshit! The whole thing still depends on the aviation academy."

As more and more news spread online, the matter also attracted the attention of the National Defense Academy. In order to make the matter less eye-catching, they decided to add fuel to the fire and released news about aliens through their official accounts. At the same time, Hire a large number of trolls to work underneath, giving people the illusion of an April Fool's Day joke.

"Fuck! Why don't these idiots believe it?! All the videos I recorded have been uploaded!"

At a private observation station, the teenage Cohen was furious. He couldn't bear to see others denying him!

"The truth is always in the hands of a few people!"

Cohen looked at the high-power communication transmitter left behind by his grandfather in the warehouse, and his mind became active.

At the same time, the Federal Council also made a decision to conduct a friendly test of this mysterious warship. After all, Talaya's army has not experienced war for more than two hundred years, and now it is just to make a living...

Some weapons that are difficult to maintain have also gradually withdrawn from the stage of history, leaving only necessary deterrent weapons.

But the opponent is hanging high outside the planet, so the chances of hitting him are pretty high.

You know, and the other party can come to the outside of Teleya without anyone noticing, he must have mastered the space jumping technology. How powerful this civilization's weapon is, no one wants to try it easily.

The Hyperion.

Grotto and Feiwensi were assigned to a crew room by Ai Yi, which had all the entertainment facilities. Fivins had a great time playing, while Grotto kept pacing back and forth and sighing.

"Why are you sighing?" Fivins greeted: "Come on, come on, their game is really good. No matter how worried you are, it won't help. What are you worried about? It's better to lie down, if life knocks you down. , you might as well lie down all the way, I just lied down all the way into the Federal Space Station."

"If you work just a little bit harder, you won't end up working on a space station that's older than my grandfather." Groh sighed again and picked up the game console next to Fivins. "You're right. Speaking of technologically advanced space stations, Do Stars also play such an ancient game?"

"Maybe someone made it specially for us." Feiwensi didn't care and continued to be addicted to the game world.

Bridge.

Xilin was stuck in the beanbag, looking at the projected comics and giggling.

Bianca felt bored and went to the gym to exercise by herself.

Yaeji's face gradually darkened as he received Aiyi's monitoring data one after another.

The leaked Honkai energy was transmitted to the Teleya star via radio, and the Honkai dissolved in the air began to "reproduce" on a large scale, gradually contaminating everything on the Teleya star.

"According to the speed of monitoring, large-scale collapse events will not occur in a short period of time, but..." Ai Yi glanced at Yae Ji's face and continued: "In some areas with strong collapse, death may occur. scholar."

When he thought of polluting a non-Hengkai world for no reason, Yaeji became more and more dissatisfied with Su, and he planned to ask Su for clarification tonight.

"Eh?!" Q version Ai Yi turned around in the air, "Finally someone sent us a message."

"Oh?" Yaeji looked at Aiyi, "Come over and take a look at the translator."

"Boss, this message doesn't seem to be official from the Tellaya Federation~"

Aiyi reached out and opened the projection, and two paragraphs of text appeared on it.

"Hello, dear alien civilizations, I am General Cohen from the Talaya Federation Defense Institute. On behalf of the Talaya Federation, I welcome you.

You can park the spacecraft at the location of coordinates **, and someone will pick it up later. Please reply to the message after receiving it.

Admiral Cohen. "

The patchwork of text made Yaeji laugh, and he knew it was an "official document" sent by some troublemaker who racked his brains.

"Boss, I found it!" Aiyi put a photo of a little fat boy with brown hair on the screen and said with a smile: "This is General Cohen of the Talaya Federation. He is currently in the 39th Federation. Attending primary school.”

"Pfft~hahaha~" Yaeji felt much better. He really didn't expect that the first person to send a message to the Hyperion was actually a little guy who was still in elementary school!

"Talaiya Federation has been peaceful for too long, haha. What would their officials think if they knew that there was a little guy who sent a greeting message before them?"

Ai Yi's eyes rolled around twice, as if she had thought of some bad idea.

"Boss, then we will reply to Xiaopang as the Hyperion... No, is it Admiral Cohen?"

"Okay." Yaeji waved his hand and motioned for Aiyi to do it.

Aiyi recorded the video file and sent it in the direction of Fatty Cohen.

Cohen, who was fighting alone on the Internet, spraying the ground with trolls and causing the Internet to break apart, suddenly received an email.

"The Hyperion?"

Cohen blinked, "Isn't it?! Did they really send the message?! No! Why do they know my email? That's not right, aliens can build space battleships and want to get my email account Isn’t it easy?”

Thinking of this, Cohen's little face suddenly fell, "Then where can I put my face, Admiral Cohen?"

"Forget it, forget it, with this reply, I will definitely kill those trolls!"

Cohen opened the email excitedly. The envelope was written with the words "Admiral Cohen personally expresses it", which made him even more happy.

When the letter was opened, there was a video inside.

The video uses the interior of the battleship as the background, and the ruins of the Federation Space Station can be seen through the glass.

Cohen watched with wide eyes, and suddenly a little guy flew in the video!

"Hello~"

The Q version of Aiyi smiled and said hello.

"Is this an alien?" Cohen clicked to pause, lost in thought, "It looks unusually cute..."

"Dear Admiral Cohen of the Talaya Federation, hello! I am Ai Yi, the number one idol from the Hyperion!

The Hyperion is an exploration ship from Destiny. As you can see, we miscalculated the space beacon when traveling through space and accidentally crashed your space station. We are deeply sorry for this.

But don’t worry, we will compensate you in accordance with the regulations! Because our space jump engine is still cooling down, we will probably stay in your federation for about a week. Please take in the poor homeless children!

Looking forward to your reply - Hyperion’s number one idol ‘Ai-chan’! "

After watching the video, Cohen was so inspired that he did not reply to Huberian immediately. Instead, he used the video as a weapon to attack the trolls on the Internet!

"No, no, this can also be called an alien.

biology?"

"Aiyi looks quite cute!"

"Speaking of which, the blogger's video production skills are very high! I'm so fans! Please make sure to let Miss Aiyi go out more often!"

"Family, I think Miss Aiyi is cuter than Popeyes. What should I do? (licking)"

"Super cute aliens! Please come to my house, I will take you in! (Cute)"

"Blogger, please send Aiyi. Thank you. I will take care of Aiyi this week. It is only appropriate that the heavy responsibility of Teleya civilization rests on me (dog head)"

"..."

Except for a few sporadic trolling replies, the rest of the replies were all biased, which gave Cohen the feeling of punching cotton with all his strength.

"Ah! Why are aliens so cute?! Everyone doesn't believe that I contacted aliens! I'm so angry!"

Not long after, many videos of Aiyi's replies appeared on the Internet, and someone also exposed how to use a high-power communication device to contact alien warships! And successfully got Aiyi’s blessing!

"Is this a sign that Miss Aiyi is going to make her debut?"

"Alien idol! The character is great! I love it so much!"

"Come on, get on the peripherals, get on the peripherals! It's so cute, I'm going to die!"

“I heard that Popeyes’ official studio has the intention to collaborate with Aiyi~”

"..."

Some people were immersed in the illusion that the new idol was about to debut, and some people directly built the equipment, and in the end they really got a reply from Ai Yi!

Some people even communicated live with Ai Yi...

Seeing that she was so popular, Aiyi was so happy that she invaded the Tellaya Federation network and kept promoting herself. In just half a day, the number of clicks of "Idol Aiyi" even exceeded that of the national idol Popeyes!

Aiyi became more and more addicted to it. As long as there was radio communication, she would reply immediately, hoping that more people would upload her to the Internet.

At the same time, the Federal Parliament.

The congressmen looked at the flood of "Ai Yi" on the Internet, and then looked at Ai Yi's reply to them, and were a little confused for a moment.

They just sent the message, why are there so many videos about aliens on the Internet?

"The other side seems to have adopted cultural invasion tactics, and we have to guard against it!"

"How do you know it's a cultural invasion! Maybe the other party really communicates with good intentions!"

"The long peace has made you lose your mind!"

The parliament suddenly became a mess.

Bang bang bang——

The speaker smashed the table three times before suppressing his voice.

"We sincerely invite guests on the Hyperion to visit Teleya, but who can tell me! Who is Admiral Cohen the aliens are talking about?!"

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