Era of Breakdown

In the video reply from the aliens, Aiyi, who went viral on the Internet, answered their questions with a serious face and said that the two parties could contact each other, but that the contact process required Admiral Cohen to be responsible for the entire process, and the landing location of the spacecraft was also the same as that of Admiral Cohen. Once the discussion has been completed, it will be at ＊＊.

This made the Speaker confused. Three years after he was elected Speaker, he still didn't know which general's name was Cohen.

People at the scene looked at the Federal Defense Academy, hoping to get news about "Admiral Cohen" from them.

"Uh..." The representative of the National Defense Academy was a little confused, "In fact, there is no current general named 'Cohen' in the army."

Seeing that everyone was still staring at him, the representative added: "There is no one with the code name Cohen."

"What about the retired generals?" the speaker asked.

"Mr. Speaker, this will take some time. We are looking through the historical records of the 232 years since the founding of the Federation." The representative urged his people to check as soon as possible, but in just three minutes, they got the news.

"Mr. Speaker, I regret to tell you that there is indeed a general named Cohen in the army, but the highest military rank is major general, and he has been dead for 198 years and was active in the Great Patriotic War. The following is his information."

The information on the parliamentary screen is obviously extremely old and can even be treated as cultural relics, but everyone knows that it is impossible for aliens to find such a person.

"Then Mr. Speaker," someone in the audience said: "Rather than wasting time here, how about we just ask the aliens directly? Anyway..."

"No! You still don't think the Federation has lost face, right! The first person to discover aliens was not our ground observation station, but the Federation Astronomical Institute! Some people even suspect that some non-governmental organizations observed it before us! I think this kind of inaction from the military can lead to significant cuts in their military spending next quarter."

When it comes to military spending, chaos breaks out again in Parliament.

"That's enough, that's enough!" The Speaker stood up, "Our first priority is to welcome our alien friends, not to argue about military expenditures here!"

"Mr. Speaker," a younger member of Parliament said, "Is it possible that someone pretended to be 'Admiral Cohen' or just made up a name for himself? There is also speculation that the first person to contact aliens may be a civilian. Organization, the aliens have marked the landing site, why don’t we launch an investigation around that landing site?”

Half an hour later.

The information of "Admiral Cohen" investigated by the intelligence agency appeared in the parliament. Looking at the fat man in the photo, everyone couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the landing place agreed by the alien friends and our Admiral Cohen is at the 39th Federal Elementary School. This is the video and remarks our Admiral Cohen posted online... "

When seeing the primary school student who turned into a troll, the parliament burst into long-awaited laughter. But soon, another member of Parliament questioned the issue of criticizing the education field, and the scene became chaotic again.

. . .

For the students of Federal No. 39 Primary School, they were extremely happy because they had an inexplicable half-month vacation!

Lieutenant Colonel Glorias, who came to greet General Cohen, was in a very subtle mood. Seeing the fat man in front of him trying hard to put on his military uniform, he couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart.

Although it was funny, I also felt a little bit dissatisfied with the decision made by the superiors. On such a serious occasion, a kid who was no more than ten years old was actually given full responsibility. Is this appropriate?

Thinking of the shocked expressions of the little fat man's parents and grandparents after seeing the military blockade, Gelis smiled slightly, and then felt the huge burden on her shoulders.

The fat little "Admiral Cohen" can do whatever he wants, but as an adult, she has to guide General Cohen correctly to prevent accidents.

No matter how you think about it, the first contact with aliens is actually given to an elementary school student to be fully responsible. Even if this elementary school student is the first person to contact the aliens... This is too consistent with a children's fantasy adventure drama!

By the time the secrets were released, Golis could already imagine how it would turn into a movie.

Federal No. 39 Primary School.

Gloria opened the door of the off-road vehicle, and the little fat man Cohen jumped out. He held up his military cap and lifted his belt. He narrowed his eyes and looked into the distance. He looked presentable.

"I'm telling you," Cohen waved his hand and pointed to the standard playground in front of him, "when the time comes, let Aiyi and the others land here, and welcome all the students, teachers and principals in the school here. !”

"Sir, I'm afraid this won't work." Gloria advised: "In order to ensure the safety of teachers and students, they need to stay at home."

"How can that work!" Cohen said dissatisfied: "If they don't come, how can I pretend to be X!"

"What?"

"No, I mean, if they don't come, it doesn't reflect the importance we attach to our alien friends!" Cohen nodded, affirming his on-the-spot reaction.

Gloria smiled and said: "The federal government will receive alien friends with the highest standards."

"That's not lively! No, no, no, no!" Cohen pointed to the sandpit next to the playground, "We need to plant cabbages in it!"

"Why?"

"Because Miss Aiyi said she likes cabbage!"

"Oh, that's okay." Gloria kept it in mind. As the only alien friend 'Ai Yi' communicating with the Federation, her hobbies need to be satisfied as much as possible. Gloria planned to plant more than just this small sandpit. For vegetables, there should also be a vegetable garden nearby, preferably one that can wrap up the 39th Elementary School of the Federation. When viewed from the air, it must also express the Federation’s goodwill.

"More!" Cohen

Putting his hands on his hips, he said, "We're going to invite all the media that day, and it's best to have Miss Popeyes!"

"This is not possible!" Gloria's face twitched, "We need to ensure the safety of our alien friends. If there are too many people on that day, the supervision ability will be greatly reduced."

"I don't care anyway!" Cohen said roguely: "Miss Aiyi likes the excitement! Even if you don't organize it, Miss Aiyi will inform everyone!"

Thinking of Miss Aiyi who was rampant on the Internet, Gelis felt that this possibility was very high...

‘Oh, I’m really tired. ’

"Finally, the colors should be diverse. It's best to paint the teaching buildings in colors. That thing is too monotonous!" Cohen looked up at Gloria, "Since the media can come, so can teachers and students. Right? And for photography, you must make me tall, handsome, and have a bit of leadership qualities."

Gloria resisted the urge to punch this naughty commander on the head. This is called arrangement? What is this? Then she will have to modify it a little and submit the plan.

"Yeah." Cohen was very satisfied with this suggestion, "Let's do this for now. I'm tired. Send me home!"

...