Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

As soon as the big-bellied mine chief finished speaking, the miners below booed one after another: "Yuyu", "You're eating shit", "Sneak attack on our mining", "Don't hear it louder!"

The big-bellied mine manager raised his voice: "The record amount of ore from overtime work in the past two days has doubled!"

The miners continued to boo: "I'm sorry to bother you." "You can't make money if you work so hard, and it's useless to double it." "Get out of here!"

The big-bellied mine manager continued to raise his voice: "During overtime, happiness water will be provided for free!"

When the miners heard this, they immediately regained their spirits: "Oh oh oh!" "Welcome to the elders!" "Welcome to the elders!"

The elder was a red-bearded old man wearing a red gold-trimmed mage uniform. He came to the high platform and began to speak: "Miners brothers! I am the twelfth elder of the Lava City Presbyterian Church! It's a pleasure to meet everyone!"

"The day after tomorrow is the day of the annual festival of the Lava God!"

"Huomiao Village is a newly developed village. Under my recommendation, the elders agreed to give Huomiao Village the honor of participating in the festival!"

"After the festival, the Lava God will bless you!"

"Everyone in this village, all miners brothers! All will be blessed by the lava! This is a supreme honor!"

"Miners brothers, we as the people of the Lava God... Barabara"

Lu Kai listened to the red-bearded old man and whispered: "The favor of lava? What is it?"

The enthusiastic brother said: "It's flame resistance. With this blessing, you won't be burned. There are several levels. The highest level of blessing can even swim in lava."

The red-bearded old man: "Now the festival altar is being built in an orderly manner! This requires the contribution of the miners' brothers! It requires a lot of fire pith! In the past two days, the miners' brothers dug up the fire pith twice the record!"

"Happiness water is provided for free every day! One bowl per person, half price for the second bowl!"

"The festival will be blessed by the Lava God! Miners brothers! This is a supreme honor!"

"As a child of the Lava God... Barabara"

Lu Kai: "Uh, have you said this before?"

Enthusiastic brother: "Yes, I've said it twice, Che Hulu said. This old man probably got Alzheimer's from taking too many drugs, so he forgot what he said. Did you know that these happiness waters were brought from Lava City? Yes. Just to control the miners."

Lu Kai: "Yeah."

The red-bearded old man: "The festival will be held the day after tomorrow. The festival needs holy followers! There are already 9 miners from Huo Miao Village. Brothers of miners, the last one will be elected by the brothers of miners present."

At this time, the management of the mine, who were standing behind the high platform, were discussing: "Why do you need a saint's follower? I didn't say that." "This old man Gao suddenly attacked." "What is the saint's follower doing?"

The management has an aunt who is in charge of managing the miners' diet. There are thousands of people in the entire mine, and she is the only woman.

When the aunt heard that she was going to elect a saint, she immediately became shy, her face turned red, and she said with her thighs crossed: "No, I can't be a saint, I'm over 50 years old, how can I be a saint? , but there's nothing I can do..."

The security captain next to the aunt was the muscular man who killed the stall owner who was arrested for over 400 people watching the fun.

The muscular man said painfully: "What do you want? It's a saint's follower, not a saint! Your child has given birth to a football team, and you still want to be a saint!"

After the strong man finished speaking, the surrounding staff laughed, because he was on the high platform, he couldn't let go of his laughter, he could only hold back a small laugh.

The aunt saw that her colleagues were laughing at her, and her teeth were itchy, but the strong man was really strong, and the aunt could only hold it back.

When the miners heard that the red-bearded old man was going to choose a holy follower, they started to talk about it: "What does this holy follower do?" "It's similar to the mermaid girl team of the Storm God, right? It's like throwing pearls at the festival." "Yes. Money?" "How can this kind of thing have money?" "And you can't drink happiness water.

"You can't drink the water of happiness and be a bird's holy follower!" "

Lu Kai doesn't have much of a problem with holy followers... The gods of this world are not good people. Is this selection of holy followers a live sacrifice? Dig your heart out at the festival, or make people jump into the lava to sacrifice to the gods...? Very likely.

The enthusiastic brother raised his hand and shouted loudly: "I choose this little brother to be the saint's follower!!"

This enthusiastic old man has a particularly loud voice, and all eyes were attracted for a while, and the red-bearded old man also looked over.

Lu Kai: "..."

The little brother recommended by the enthusiastic brother... it is Lu Kai.

The miners around made voices: "Oh oh oh!" "It's a child!" "Our miners have children!" "This age is just right to be a saint's follower!" "Yes, yes!"

The red-bearded old man was on the high platform: "Very good, you are an excellent candidate for the saint's follower! What's your name?"

Lu Kai Dajong: "I called Lu Kai."

The red-bearded old man: "Okay! Lu Kai, you are the holy follower of this festival."

"Cheer! The holy followers have been selected! The Lava God will bless you! The big guys will be favored! ... Barabara"

At this time, an administrator walked up to the administrator on the high platform from the back. This administrator was the drinking brother who registered and recorded the mining volume.

The old drinker raised his pants and said as he walked, "The beer is so cold that it makes me sick to my stomach, hehe."

The drinking brother entered the management team and saw that the cafeteria aunt was very angry, and his eyes stared straight at Lu Kai under the stage.

The old drinker was puzzled and asked the people around him, "What's the matter with Auntie, why is she so angry?"

The people around told the drinking brother the reason for the matter.

The drinking brother laughed directly: "Hahahaha! Saintess! Hahaha! You are like a saint!? Ah, haha, laugh to death, you fucking want to laugh at me! Be a saint! Ah ha ha! !"

The aunt was laughed at by the drinking brother, and she couldn't hold back all of a sudden. She took out a deboning knife from behind her waist, rushed over to the drinking brother and stabbed him 12 times at the speed of light. Blood spurted out.

The old man who was drinking was still smiling, and he died.

The red-bearded old man turned his head and saw the canteen aunt who was like a murderer.

The aunt trembled in anger.

The red-bearded old man asked, "Son! What's the matter with you?"

The muscular man stood between the red-bearded old man and the aunt, and said to the old man, "Suzanne thought she was appointed as a saint to participate in the festival, and the deceased laughed at Susanna. Susanna was angry and killed him."

The red-bearded old man laughed when he heard the word "poof" of the saint.

Aunt's eyes are widened!

The red-bearded old man said sternly: "Child... it's a saint's follower, not a saint... puff! Girl!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!" The aunt rushed up and stabbed the red-bearded old man with a knife!

Then no. Then, as the security captain of the mining area, the muscular man still has two brushes. A grappling hand instantly grabbed Aunt Susanna's boning knife, then a twisted body broke Aunt's body balance, followed by a horse step to lift Auntie into the air, and the last iron mountain knocked Auntie flying, from about 10 The meter high platform hit the ground.

When the miners below saw this scene, they all applauded: "Okay!" "One more!" "Captain is awesome!" "One more!"

The muscular man stepped back with fists in both hands.

Lu Kai looked at the aunt, Susanna vomited two mouthfuls of blood, got up, walked away, and after two steps she turned her head and glared at Lu Kai.

Lu Kai was sweating: Aunt, why are you staring at me? Don't look for me, look for that muscular man, or look for that red-bearded old man! ! !