Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

What made the lively martial arts field suddenly lose its voice?

What is it that makes the cold and serious assassins discolored?

What is it that let the high-spirited blind date girls collectively release the water?

What is it that made the position of the wife of the eldest grandson of a big family a hot potato?

Why did the graceful beauty burst out with soul screams?

Why does a mature man squeeze the railing out of control?

Why are the teenagers onlookers writing all over their faces?

Withered and slaughtered, wilderness and mountain suburbs.

How much untold history is buried behind the ancient gate of the Yellow Spring; how many intriguing anecdotes are hidden in the gloomy castle at the peak?

Welcome to today’s most show show "The Feast of Selected Concubine Domineering Beat the Enemy", exclusive headlines, and explosive edition reservations!

Focusing on describing to you an elite killer who has been soloing for 23 years and still has no affection, how to use his own power to scare a family of young and 18 powerful enemies to the dark history of dispersal!

I am the host "Blooded Sanitary Napkins", please burn the paper on my grave today next year, thank you everyone!

The "Angel with Broken Wings" fell into the dust, and the onlookers held their breath. The parents and grandfather waited for an explanation, but the younger brother's expression was hard to express.

Only the person involved, Ilumi, faced the suffocation of the audience and the pressure of the elders, calmly and calmly dealt with, making his shots cruel and invincible.

With the speed of cutting the grass, the "fiancee" after crop was wiped out.

They didn't want to, and he didn't care, it hit it off, and it was done in seconds.

In the end, Ilumi stood there and said in a great-reading tone: "Does anyone still want to challenge?"

There was no sound.

Ilumi tilted her head and continued to ask: "So, does anyone want to marry me?"

There was a dead silence.

Ilumi nodded slightly: "This is the end of today's blind date."

No one refuted.

In the eyes of the public, he calmly walked towards... the blood-stained sanitary napkin, in front of everyone's horror, bent down and picked it up gently.

So calm, so natural, as if it is very normal for men to use sanitary napkins.

The anger of his father Shiba Beating the enemy was on the verge of exploding, and the screams of his mother Kijou Beating the enemy rushed to his mouth.

Ilumi didn't bother to explain, and wouldn't bother to explain.

He just turned his back to face them, slowly lifted the corners of his clothes, revealing a strong waist and abdomen-a stab wound on the top ==

With one hand, he put the sanitary napkin on it.

Sheba's anger was extinguished before it could burn, and Chijoo's scream was stuck in his throat, and he almost didn't get his breath.

Was it originally used as a band-aid?

Was it to deal with a stab wound on the waist, not to stop bleeding in a special part?

Oh my god!

This rebellious kid/sly elder brother/scheming elder master! Just now, I finished the 18 "fiancees" with a blood-stained sanitary napkin!

unacceptable!

Life winner Ilumi said: "Mom, I will prepare a blood-stained sanitary napkin when I have a blind date in the future to test the other's mental quality and judgment."

"I asked'Does anyone want to marry me" before, and they didn't respond."

"So, it was they who missed the last chance, not my negative blind date."

Ilumi was so well-founded and speechless.

Beat the enemy family: We are more confident that you will be single for a lifetime ==

However, although the blind date is over, the storm has not yet ended.

Cause: When a deacon was packing up the dirty clothes that the eldest master threw down, he did not expect a pair of pinky, girlish underwear fell into the pocket of his jacket.

After: Ji Qiu who got the **** came up against the case and snarled excitedly: "Mi Ji! Quick! Three minutes, I want all the information about the owner of this panties!"

Mi Ji: ...I know the truth, how do you want me to check with only a pair of underwear?

Result: As soon as Mi Ji put his finger on the keyboard, he saw his elder brother Ilumi "float" entering the house and said to Ji Qiu: "Mom, have you seen my hand letter to Mi Jidai?"

Mi Ji had a bad instinct, and a creepy feeling rushed towards Tianlinggai.

"Here." Ilumi locked the panties, grabbed the panties, and handed them to Mi Ji, "Mi Ji, here, this is the souvenir I brought back to you from You Kexin."

Ilumi's eyes are dark and hollow, as if they contain endless negative energy: "You will like it, right."

In front of him is the big brother who is like a grudge; behind him is the mother who is like the devil.

Mi Ji was forced to be caught in the middle.

However, at the juncture of life and death, he exploded with a strong desire to survive, and his brain was running at high speed like a hot wheel.

He took the underwear quickly and respectfully, in a cold sweat: "Thank you, brother, I like it very much!"

Ilumi left with satisfaction.

After that, he took a deep breath, knelt down in a three-hundred-sixty degree spiral twist, and hugged Giju's thigh: "Mom! I'm looking for tens of thousands of beautiful women of the right age. You can help the big brother to choose!"

Kijoo also left with satisfaction.

Mi Ji finally let out a sigh of relief and looked down at the underwear in his hand...

Hemp egg! Provide for it! Don't dare to wear the figure! I dare not at all QAQ!

Well, today's beating the enemy is still shrouded in the shadow of Mom and Ilumi!

...

Aunt Lumi had a **** collapse and took leave to go home for three days.

The three women in the dormitory mourned him for five seconds, and immediately left him behind. Those who should be part-time workers, those who should be dating, and those who should be in love.

College life is as peaceful as water. After this week, they ushered in the first assignment of freshmen-to do a recorded video about "places of interest" and "tourist attractions".

The video requires not only oral broadcast, but also the participation of location scenes, reporters, and videographers.

Different from the conventional education model of first theory and then practice, New World universities especially like to combine theory and practice, making people immersive in a simple and rude manner, which can be described as quite straightforward.

It's just that there are often out-of-town practical activities, and there are and only this time.

It is reported that the broadcast host, news media, film and television directors and other departments are impressively listed, as well as painting and sketching, music and dance, and even the literature and history department has not been overlooked.

At that time, Yu Xingmi packed his bags and said, "I heard what Yabel University is...the third batch?"

"Yeah." Quelia was putting on make-up. "The location is set at the Kuchu Mountain in the Republic of Batokia. Before us, Youkexin University and Yakedley University were the first and second batches respectively."

"It's weird to say..." Camilla stroked her eyebrows, and added, "This time it was all girls who went in an airship. It's a big deal!"

"Republic of Batokia?" Yu Xingmi murmured, "Withered Slaughter Mountain, what is that place?"

This question didn't bother her for too long, because "Withered Slaughter Mountain" was famous all over the world, so from the first moment she set foot on the airship, her ears were filled with the subject of Withered Slaughter Mountain, beating enemies, and killers.

And the more she listened, the less she knew what to say.

The Republic of Bartokia has a long history, but the reputation of "beating enemies" is even longer than the history of this country.

It was a family of assassins, living in the Withered Slaughter Mountains, full of monsters, poisonous, and desolate, and encircled the entire mountain as its own territory.

Forging the "Yellow Spring Gate" to block outside prying eyes and deter all Fang Xiaoxiao with "absolute strength".

They lived on it from generation to generation, and they clearly did their enemies all over the world.

Even the Dry Mountain has been developed into a tourist attraction, and avengers are welcome to pay to go up the mountain, "visit" what their own gate looks like, this is no one!

The behavior is strange, but it is also telling the world-

Beating the enemy has the strength and arrogance, has the right to be arrogant, and can also announce to everyone in a high-profile way: I am here, come if you have the ability!

No one knows how many members of the Hakka who beat the enemy, nor do they know whether they are male or female, what they look like, how old are they, and how strong are they?

They only know that they are powerful, mysterious and enchanted, and they have been living in "legends" and were named "Emissary of Death".

It's a pity that no matter how big the gimmick is, the status quo of "where to go and charge" has become "dead money" in Yu Xingmi's eyes!

Students need to reimburse 30% of the airship ticket money by themselves. This does not matter. After all, the school is not a charity organization, and it is good to reimburse 70%.

The airship will send people to the foot of the Kukulan Mountain, and they need to pay for the bus to go up...This is nothing, just treat it as a sightseeing tour, and enjoy the surrounding scenery by the way.

But what the **** is the toll bill affixed to the bus?

Touch the "Yellow Spring Gate", charge 100 jin per second; overnight at "Huangquan Hotel", charge 30,000 jin per night; pure and non-toxic yellow spring water, 10 jin per milliliter; ordinary people can eat fast food, 5000 per serving Ninety...

Is it poisonous? !

Money basket!

Yu Xingmi was sitting on the wax a bit, she just picked up 150,000 jinni, and she hasn't put on a few decent outfits, so should she stick them all here?

The school did not say how long to stay, in case it takes a few days...

Without spending the money, she had to tear the beasts with her bare hands and spend the night in the wilderness. Although she was fearless, she didn't want to be too abrupt.

After finally leaving the Novice Village, I really don't want to be a savage anymore.

Yu Xingmi climbed to the top with the current, and when he saw the "Gate of Yellow Spring", the little entanglement in his heart disappeared inexplicably, and his eyes suddenly rounded...

The gate of Huangquan is worthy of the prestige of "Yellow Spring".

It is magnificent, tall and majestic, and solemn and solemn. I don't know what material it is made of. It glows with the cold luster of non-metal and non-stone in the sun.

It has seven fans, thick and thick, with two giant dragons carved on the top. It looks like a "Chinese dragon" and is lifelike.

Huaxia Dragon...

Yu Xingmi saw things from his hometown for the first time in the New World.

She couldn't help but wonder if the beating enemy behind the door, whether they have square Chinese characters, whether they have acupuncture and moxibustion inheritance, whether they have martial arts inner breath?

Is there a trace of contact with her hometown?

Her mind is floating.

At this moment, in the office next to the "Yellow Spring Gate", a chubby, smiling uncle held a loudspeaker and walked to the crowd and announced a news.

Ask the little girls to take the most beautiful photos of themselves and deliver them to the guard's office.

Beat the enemy Hakka will select a "lucky person" based on the photo, not only to reimburse her for this consumption, but also to show her the beauty behind the "Yellow Spring Gate"!

Hearing this, the audience is boiling!

Yu Xingmi couldn't help but laugh, and felt a god-given opportunity, and gave himself a halo of "forcing the king Sakamoto".

At this moment, she is the most beautiful cub on the whole mountain!

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: She's so flashy, like a bunch of jeans are shining, my heartbeat speeds up, is this love?