Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi is by no means a straight steel man who knows nothing.

In fact, as a family of killers, the education on "sex" is comprehensive and advanced. Even his third brother, Qiya·Kidike, knows what the adult pay channel is.

He does not understand certain specific words, such as "side leakage". However, when the objective conditions (underpants and sanitary napkins) are in place, they will not prevent him from making associations based on the physiological structure of women and discovering the truth.

Ilumi was stunned for a while before slowly unpacking. After careful consideration, he came to the conclusion--

Cotton is soft to the touch, light and thin, with wings on the sides and sticky backing. It is more breathable than bandages, **** blood than clothes, and tastes better than plasters. It is easy to carry and keeps warm. It is recommended.

In short, using sanitary napkins for a long night, wherever the bleeding is, my mother no longer has to worry about my wounds being untargeted.

Ilumi touched the knife wound on his back, pondered for a moment, and simply pasted the sanitary napkin on his shirt.

Just as he had imagined, it was breathable, sucking blood and smelling, almost imperceptible to the weight, and would not crook no matter how much it moved.

He couldn't help thinking about the feasibility of carrying a sanitary napkin with him during the mission.

As for the women's underwear in hand...

Ilumi carried a horn in one hand and lifted it up gently.

Oh, pink...

It just so happens that Mi Ji is a dead house, and there is a room of real people waiting to do it. He usually flustered when he was idle, and always liked to change clothes for the figurines. Give him this pair of underwear as a gift.

It also saved a lot of handwriting money, perfect.

Mi Ji will like it. If he doesn't like it, then he must be sick, and he can be cured with a single meal. It's really impossible to fight twice, and he can train his skills.

Well, he is really a good brother who loves his brother!

Ilumi has a positive impression of Yu Xingmi, who provides underwear and sanitary napkins.

Deciding to give her a little bit of face for the time being, Yu joined their instant noodle brigade honorably and reluctantly took a few bites of junk food to show her gratitude.

He went back to the dormitory refreshingly, only to find that the tableware prepared for him had disappeared.

Only Xingmi was left to feast on, and said vaguely: "Lumi, you can't eat spicy food during menstruation. I will help you eat your portion!"

Camilla was so spicy that she said, "You can't eat cold during menstruation, your iced orange juice belongs to me."

Quelia nibbled on tomatoes: "Drink more hot water during menstruation. No one will grab this from you."

Ilumi:...

Can't eat spicy food, can't eat cold, drink plenty of hot water, is it so troublesome to be a woman?

He didn't show any horse feet, so he went to bed and lay flat. Unexpectedly, three minutes after closing his eyes, there was a new situation below.

A flapping moth flew from outside the window. Because of its light-tending instinct, it slapped its wings and hit the lampshade without hesitation, and fell to the ground with a snap.

Camilla exclaimed briefly: "Ah! Bugs!"

"Don't be afraid!" Quelia copied her slippers with her bare hands, and slapped the winged moth to the west. "Look, it's dead."

Ilumi:...

He suddenly remembered that a month ago, on the terrace of the revolving restaurant, the flapping moths carnival in the lights.

At that time, Quilia screamed in surprise and threw herself into Hiso's arms, and sobbed: "There are bugs! People are so scared!"

Now, compare the woman who copied slippers and slapped moths to death...

Could it be that this is the truth about "Xiao Yi, actually women have two mouths" that Hisoso said?

The content is too real and causes extreme discomfort.

Yu Xingmi wiped his mouth and said, "Come on, punch! Who loses will wash the pots and chopsticks!"

Then, the three women rolled up their sleeves, fighting high and raging, and they just said: "Hello sister, pour a cup, do you want another cup! The skirt is tucked, and the legs are wonderful. Watch me twist my waist!"

After three rounds of hand gestures, Camilla was defeated.

She held the pot and the bowls and chopsticks, and the play was possessed: "No! As long as you don't let people wash the pot and wash the dishes, you can do whatever you want!"

There was a lot of laughter underneath, and a flurry of coquettish dances.

Only Ilumi, who was lying on the bed, had empty eyes and dull eyes, and his body was as rigid as the door of a yellow spring.

Is this a woman?

He suddenly understood the reason why his father was only forty-five years old, his hair and beard were all white, and the legal pattern was obvious...

Around eleven o'clock, the lights in room 616 went off to sleep.

A quarter of an hour later, Ilumi felt the horrible "mind" pressure again.

He sat up from the bed like a ghost and was silent for half an hour. After realizing that he could not rest tonight, he grabbed his cell phone and dialed the deacon's number.

Insomnia for one night, staggered and suffered a knife; insomnia for two nights, I am afraid that I will lose my life.

Strong thought pressure, sensitive killer, staying in this state for a whole night is tantamount to the accumulation of fatigue from staying up all night for a month.

He would rather go back to Dry Slaughter Mountain to participate in his mother's blind date feast==

...

At about five o'clock in the morning, the familiar dryness and familiar heat urged Yu Xingmi to wake up from meditation, and opened the 16-inch panel to see what was added on it.

The Jinjiang system knows: "Congratulations, the video you posted on "Blue Ocean Planet", "Cruel Women Beating Handsome Men on the Street, the truth turned out to be..." has dominated the headlines for 48 hours."

"Break through one million clicks, 500,000 reposts, and 600,000 comments, earning a total of 210 Jinjiang Coins."

"During the period, there was an unknown force tracking your information, which has been blocked by this system, and a total of 10 Jinjiang Coins were consumed."

Yu Xingmi's conversion, each point of Jinjiang coins is calculated in units of "ten thousand", which is indeed very expensive. But if you can keep her vest, it's worth the money.

And according to the information, Jinjiang Coin can unlock game characters in addition to protecting private information...

Yu Xingmi had no interest in this. As the saying goes, "you can't chew too much", and Buddha Xiu is enough.

Only contentment can lead to long happiness.

"'Blue Ocean Planet' has transferred the first ring of nuns into your passbook, totaling 150,000 nuns."

150,000 jinni, equivalent to RMB 3,000, can't even match the amount of compensation for an anti-theft door.

But even though there are few nuns, it can be considered as a solution to her urgent need.

Computers are not popular enough, touch-screen phones have not yet appeared, and advertisers have not yet discovered this bonus.

Yu Xingmi has reason to believe that in the near future, when mobile phones, computers and tablets become popular, she will be able to make a lot of money, and she will be full of nuns.

At this time, the Jinjiang system kept informed.

"In view of your outstanding performance, a new game character experience has been unlocked for you-King Sakamoto."

"This character can generate a'Forcing the King' halo, which can be used on top of other characters."

Yu Xingmi:...

Force King Sakamoto?

She has never played this game!

When the sky was bright, Yu Xingmi, who was regained, discovered that Lumi's bed was already empty. The thin bedding is neatly folded, but the temperature is clean.

Oh……

She knew that Lumi was up late last night, talked to the deacon on the phone, and opened the door to go out. Didn’t she go to the toilet?

That's right, according to the amount of bleeding from Lumi's aunt yesterday, 80% of them went home to rest.

Zi said: The happiness of the rich is beyond imagination.

Well, she got lemons.

...

The Republic of Bartokia, withered and slaughtered mountains, beat the enemy Hakka.

Ilumi had just finished sleeping on the airship, and was about to face the wheel fight of eighteen "fiancees". He was worthy of changing into a purple-black exercise suit, and he was "invited" to the martial arts field by his mother.

The killer family has always pursued efficiency in beating the enemy off, and the same is true for even choosing a daughter-in-law.

It is reported that the great grandmother and the great grandfather were tied and immediately rolled the sheets; the great-grandmother fought against the great-grandfather, and a shot came while it was hot; the grandmother and the grandfather were evenly matched, so they simply got married and obtained the certificate; the mother had a fight with the father and opened the room. Three days and nights……

Beat the enemy Hakka N generation in the same class, firmly believe in the truth that "work can produce sparks". It's a pity that when I get to Ilumi, I can do all the tricks, and it's useless.

"Mom's Ilumi!" Kijou Beaten up the small handkerchief, wiped the non-existent tears, and complained, "You are 23 years old. A man after 25 years old is like expired pork. Not fresh anymore!"

"Your great-grandfather had your grandfather when he was 20, your grandfather had your father when he was 21, and your father had you when he was 22!"

"Illumi! You are 23 years old, where are your children?"

The magic sound pierced his ears and screamed.

Ilumi:...

Brothers:...

The younger brothers looked at Ilumi with "compassion", but thought that Ilumi's today is their tomorrow, and suddenly they can't "pity" ==

Ilumi is worthy of being the eldest son, implementing the principle of "whatever you say", with his left ear coming in and right ear coming out, with a paralyzed face without any fluctuations, the first "fiancee" appeared on the scene smoothly.

Around, there are onlookers who beat the enemy and a family; in front, is the battlefield of eighteen rounds of battle.

A "strengthening" woman roared out, taller, stronger than him, and more like a man than him...Well, when they first came up, they put the finale, they really wanted to "rectify the law on the spot".

Ilumi had a cold face.

He didn't hesitate, his thought pressure skyrocketed in an instant, and he switched to the massacre mode directly. The killer pursues efficiency, he just wants to rest, not to waste too much time.

However, the other party has two brushes, and there is a long time between you and me.

The floor tiles shattered, flying sand and rocks, in the woman's roar, the sound wave blasted away the smoke and dust, but unexpectedly a hand suddenly stretched out from the smoke and dust, strangling her throat...

First.

Ilumi set aside the fainted woman and said: "If you are qualified, you can become a deacon."

The woman was quickly carried down.

The next one is the trait department, and the next one is the release department...

The wheel war continued, and the battle intensified. Ilumi's murderous aura became more and more dignified, and his shots became more and more sharp.

until--

The release of the big move tore the hem of his clothes, and the strong air flow blew wildly, lifting his underwear.

The moment he landed, a blood-stained sanitary napkin slipped off unexpectedly, like a slow motion of a movie, slowly and slowly falling to the ground...

"Patter!"

What a soft voice, it hit everyone's hearts like a muffled thunder.

sanitary napkin!

A sanitary napkin stained with blood!

Falling out from behind the **** of Ilumi·Battered Enemy·Master!

Eighteen fiancees:...

Beat the enemy off the audience:...

Ilumi:...

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and the most afraid of sudden madness in my thoughts ==

The author has something to say: PS: Sheba: Don’t listen to this bullshit, my beard and hair are naturally white!

PS: Chijo screamed a marmot: Why didn’t I know that I gave birth to a girl! ! !

Brothers: God! Did Ilumi change **** in order to avoid a blind date? ? ?

PS: Ilumi: It was you (Yu Xingmi) that damaged my reputation and lost money!