Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Why don't you wash me if you don't wash it? Why look at me with a look of "you want to take advantage of me"?

It's strange to say that Yi Lumi's face is paralyzed, his eyes are hollow, and the whole body exudes an aura of "Don't come near you." Yu Xingmi unexpectedly tasted this meaning from his limited body language.

For a time, she said without FUCK.

To be honest, everyone is a woman, and I have everything you have. It’s okay to take a bath together, right?

You can reject me because you are "shy", "discomfort", "accustomed to washing alone", but feel that I want to take advantage of you... I'm sorry, my sexuality is normal.

Do you consider yourself a beautiful man of the fifth rank of the diamond king?

Yu Xingmi felt that the eldest lady's brain circuits were so strange that ordinary people couldn't understand it. She had to show an awkward and polite smile, and walked into the bathroom with her toiletries.

Ilumi stood on the spot, fascinated by Yu Xingmi's back.

He couldn't understand, why would he still attract women while pretending to be a woman?

Sure enough, he is so attractive!

The young master who beat the enemy Hakka is also very narcissistic today ==

When the sound of the water stopped, the noise of the women's bed also came to an end.

When Yu Xingmi climbed onto the bed in a cartoon pajamas full of dried fish, he heard a soft click, and the dormitory plunged into darkness.

Lumi "floats" into the bathroom, but Yu Xingmi didn't care. She wrapped the quilt tightly and began to vomit, her consciousness sank into the depths of meditation, and she emptied herself.

Spirit and strength are like breathing, which rises and falls freely, and is extremely thick. If there are seemingly non-existent fluctuations, tolerant and peaceful, the breath is peaceful.

Only Ilumi under the shower had his muscles tightened suddenly, minimizing the sense of existence. His eyes suddenly lost their spirits, and the slaughter mode that the six relatives did not recognize was about to start.

who is it?

Who is releasing the power of mind?

Thick and vigorous, calm. It's like the sea beyond the horizon, the sky beyond the reach. It is endless, but it is really intimidating and shocking, as if he will be dismantled and skinned if he moves rashly!

More powerful than his grandfather Jeno, more dangerous than his great-grandfather Maha, and more terrifying than Naniga who was imprisoned in the secret room...I was shrouded in this feeling, as if walking with death.

Even if the other party has no intention of attacking, it still seems particularly friendly and gentle, but for the sensitive killer, it is just the difference between the beast's full and not full.

The threat remains.

It wasn't until a long time, until the nerves began to gradually adapt to this intensity, that Ilumi took off his alert state and came out of the bathroom with a cold face.

The moon is scarce and there are countless bright lights. The atmosphere is peaceful and beautiful, and the night is as quiet as before, as if everything is just his illusion.

Ilumi closed his eyes with a deep heart, and carefully sensed the sound of heartbeats and breathing around him... After a while, he stood still in place, not drowsy.

When did You Kexin come out of this number?

The former Hulk was, and so is the current mysterious man. The Hakka is sitting on the world's largest intelligence network, but it does not contain any information about them.

Why?

At about one o'clock in the morning, Ilumi entered silently and turned to bed to rest.

This night, the thoughts that enveloped the zenith did not disappear, but it seemed to ordinary people to feel the atmospheric pressure. Obviously, it is like a shadow, but it makes people feel unconscious.

as if……

A group of ants are climbing the towering "cliff", limited by their vision and pattern, who knows that this is the leather armor of the fierce beast?

He could indeed leave the female dormitory, dig a hole outside to bury himself, and make do with the night.

But thinking of paying the money, the accommodation can't be wasted. What's more, compared to the outside world where there are unknown threats, the girls' dormitory is safer.

The family motto for beating enemies is: Don't be an enemy of the strong who are not sure of victory.

The experience summarized by the ancestors always has its profound truth.

Um……

It seems that I will live in the dormitory more in the future until the unknown strong man leaves.

So, Ilumi, who made a decision, had insomnia until dawn ==

Facts have proved that no matter how strong and cold-blooded the killer is, not only will he skip school in the absence of sleep, but it will also affect the performance of his strength.

After sleeping in the morning, I missed a few orders; in the afternoon, I had a few bloodstains left.

Especially during the assassination, he watched the target person click on a certain "red with green" video, once again witnessed the love-hate entanglement between Hisuo and the Hulk, and relived Hiso’s fear of being dominated by a fracture. ...

A picture suddenly popped up at the end of the video, called "emoji package", which was something he had never seen before.

On the emoji package, the Hulk's big hand was holding Hisuo's Tianling Gai, his eyes were "kind and amiable." There is a line of vivid text next to it-brother, what's the matter with you?

Ilumi:...

He felt that his mental state was polluted, and he could hardly concentrate on completing the task ==

But the target character couldn't hold back his belly and laughed, laughed out of breath, with oxygen in the middle, and did not relieve his last breath, and turned his eyes on the spot.

Ilumi:...

He remembered that the target person had asthma.

He approached quietly, waiting to be confirmed that the target had belched, and he couldn't help falling into thought.

Therefore, he avoided countless bodyguards, hid in the house, hibernated in the dark place, nails were arranged in the dark, and the water cup was very poisonous... After all the hard work, he exchanged for a video and overtook the target in two and a half minutes?

Ilumi stood there for a while, his black eyes fixed on the computer screen.

Hisoso, a man who can be called mental pollution...

After a while, he turned on the phone and dialed the number at home: "Wu Tong, ask Mi Ji to answer the phone."

Mi Ji Beat the enemy, his first brother, is good at everything related to the computer field, is his usual live search engine, it is very convenient to find relevant information.

"Mi Ji, now I watch a video on the Internet. It's called..." Ilumi ordered, "Five minutes, I want all the information of the up master."

...

After two days and one night of fermentation, Xisuo's ghost and animal videos are spreading north and south at an unpredictable speed.

In the age when computers were not fully popularized, the number of hits soared to one million, the number of forwarding reached hundreds of thousands, and the video with countless comments created a miracle.

The video not only nailed Hisoso to the "scumbag", but also made "Don't Marry He Liao" the hottest classic quotation of the year. It also allowed the emoji culture to rise quietly and quickly become a trend.

Poor Hissuo is still hanging his legs in the orthopedic hospital. He doesn't like the news or the Internet on weekdays. I don't know that his title has been reduced from "the strongest pervert" to "the first scumbag" ==

I only know that the beautiful nurse who had been ambiguous with him a few days ago rolled his eyes several times today.

Hisoso:...

Is his routine not working, or his sense of drama is not enough, why didn't he get the bait?

It wasn't until he went through the eyes of the three-year-old baby and the eighty-year-old lady that he suddenly realized what was wrong.

As the saying goes, in case of unresolved Ilumi, it consumes at most a bit of nuns.

Ilumi misrepresented his large sum of money, explained the cause and effect, and confessed a "kiwi fruit". By the way, he reminded: "The kiwi fruit is a person who cannot be found by the intelligence network that beats the enemy Hakka."

Can't find someone?

Hisuo asked frivolously, "What do you mean?"

Ilumi replied: "He really exists, but the intelligence network can't find any traces. It is something beyond common sense, and it may be a person with special mental ability."

Those who are beyond common sense and have special mental abilities?

As if thinking of something, Hiso's emotions slowly rose: "Oh~~ It seems to be a delicious red apple! It's a bit, a bit unbearable! Hmm~~"

Ilumi grimaced, and hung up the phone in Hisoso's unbearable groan.

It's spiritual pollution...

It was ten o'clock in the evening, and Illumi, who had finished work earlier today, once again had a blind date with his mother.

Standing on the top of the building, facing the cold wind, he felt the knife wound on his back, his expression unchanged.

The rolled flesh has not healed yet, dripping with black and red blood, and the deadly poison slips down with the blood and seeps into the black skirt.

This time, the person with the ability to think is very strong, he is a "release system," who is good at poisoning and can hurt him.

But that's only the case.

In the end, the other party still became one of his countless businesses.

Ilumi returned to the bedroom indifferently, and...

Well, it was half past ten in the middle of the night, and these women actually cooked noodles in the dormitory. A plate of poached eggs, a few small sausages, vegetables, radishes, potatoes, and a lot of tomatoes.

The patch panel twisted like a maze, the electric hot pot was steaming, and a lot of golden instant noodles rolled in the soup. The three women wore hot pants and T-shirts, holding chopsticks and lunch boxes, scooping noodles, pouring sauce, and eating and drinking.

Yu Xingmi took a sip of the fairy water, heartily: "Lumi, you are back! Let's eat together!"

Ilumi:...

He looked at Yu Xingmi with his mouth full of oil, Queria who was roaring, and Camilla who buried his face in the basin, and couldn't help falling into a long silence.

Are women like this in private?

Ilumi said that he eats healthy and keeps good health in advance. Even if all three meals a day are highly toxic, they are determined not to touch junk food.

He refused, and said that he wanted to go to bed to rest. Unexpectedly, Yu Xingmi, who had been in the "Novice Village", was a dog nose, very sensitive to the smell of blood.

I saw her staring at him suspiciously, her nose twitching.

Soon, she put down the bowl and approached him solemnly, with a solemn expression: "Rumi, you smell of blood..."

Obviously the smell of instant noodles permeated the whole bedroom. He had done some treatment before he came. Obviously... how does this woman know that she is a hidden one...

Ilumi watched her, gaining strength, ready to fight.

But Yu Xingmi leaned close to him and shrugged his nose and rolled his eyes: "Hey, miss! Such a strong smell of blood, don't you know if you missed it? Ah!"

Ilumi:...

a? what is that?

"Still going to bed?" Yu Xingmi opened his cabinet, only to find that there was nothing in it, "God! What are you not prepared for! Miss, are you a life idiot?"

Although she was swearing, her movements were not slow.

He opened his cabinet door neatly and took out a pair of unopened underwear, took out a night-use sanitary napkin, and stuffed it into Ilumi's hand.

And forcibly pushed him to the bathroom: "You can come out after changing it!"

"Boom", the door of destiny is closed.

Ilumi grabbed the **** and sanitary napkins in her hands, and was silent.

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: Is this a token of love?